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Bertha Wants to Talk to YOU

maria torrini <torrinimaria5@gmail.com>	11:49 AM (22 minutes ago)
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The Independent 1

1 day ago

Here are the authoritarian tactics being implemented against our Republic:

  Propaganda and Disinformation:

False Claims and Lies: Repeated disinformation to create confusion and a false reality.

Demonization of Opponents: Branding opponents as enemies to diminish their credibility.

 Attacks on Democratic Institutions:

Judicial Undermining: Disparaging judges, interfering with court decisions, or appointing loyalists to courts.

Politicizing Law Enforcement: Manipulating law enforcement agencies for partisan purposes.

Discrediting Elections: Claiming widespread fraud, pushing voter suppression, and questioning election results- only if they lose.

 Erosion of Civil Liberties:

Surveillance and Intimidation: Monitoring of citizens and intimidation of political opponents and even their own “uncooperative” party members.

Censorship: Implementing laws to silence dissent and restrict free speech.

Militarization: Using paramilitary groups or security forces to suppress protests and opposition.

Creating a Cult of Personality:

Leader Worship: Promoting the leader as the sole solution to national problems.

Symbols and Slogans: Utilizing symbols and grandiose rhetoric to build loyalty and unity around the leader.

  Nationalism and Xenophobia:

Us vs. Them: Promoting extreme nationalism and blaming minorities, foreign entities, and nationals for domestic problems.Reply

If you are not concerned you need to be. This data came from a legitimate source, not faux information, or whims of a political party. It is designed to spell out in clear language what is at stake, happening this second, to everyone. Nobody is immune from any of it and it will get worse if humans don’t take a stand to end the madness of a mad man and his cult followers.

Trump is leading like a cult leader, not someone who took an oath of office, and knows full well his limits and their legalities. The idea of he doesn’t know, or nobody told him are false. He knows and is trying to get by with as much mishegas as possible to avoid going to jail. He is willing and has been attacking innocent Americans, immigrants that became legal to live here, deporting them and their families. There is nothing legal about any of this. He has been abusing his office since the first time he was POTUS, and his staff and backers are letting it happen.

No president has a right to do any of this. None of this is legal, there is no justification to go after journalists doing their jobs, or teachers, college professors or their students, grants being used for legitimate purposes to help find cures and means to protect us and their own countries. It is not aiding and abetting the enemy. It is not trying to screw with your health by finding cures for diseases like covid, cancer, HIV, Parkinson’s, ALS, nor mumps, measles or rubella, chicken pox, neuromuscular injuries, none of it. Those are all the very things that threaten our health, our children’s health and wellbeing. They can’t be treated or cured with prayer or cow pats, bleach, nor any other faux medicine.

Trump and his staff not only are spreading lies, but dangerous ones that will and have caused the demise of innocent adults and children. Because of them we have walls to keep people out from coming to our country. Our country was founded by immigrants, our history rich with those that came before us. Yes, we must keep those who are here to harm us such as drug lords, terrorists that are on legitimate watch lists by Interpol, not fantasies of Nazi want to BE’s.

Our people and country will not tolerate another atrocity like that which occurred at Auschwitz or other countries. We do not lock up people in internment camps if we dislike what they have to say or can prove. Yes, this is happening and its got to stop now. We don’t tie the hands of municipal or federal judges and courts trying to uphold the rules of law. That is happening in our country. We will not strip away the rights and civil liberties, healthcare rights of those whose medical issues we disagree. All Things we are seeing happen in this country. We don’t ban books for kids to read because a few parents chose to refuse their rights, parents that were more than likely those who skipped classes and paid off teachers or principles to graduate them anyway.

We cannot just ignore history or events that happened because we don’t want to accept truth or outcomes. We do not sell out our allies, people we called friends of the US on the whims of a madman. Trump has put all of us in a dangerous position, without backup. Billy Bob and his pals can’t protect us from a nuclear attack, if we are struck by nukes from Iran, Russia, China and North Korea we are toast. This cannot be our fate. We must demand that this man be stripped of his duties along with his cabinet, placed in a pen that will not allow him to cause further harm here or abroad. It is that dire.

This isnt about the price of eggs, though even sheep have had to cut back on those, or the price of other grocery items due to tariffs, watch decent mom and pop stores and diner options, suffer a similar demise. It has reached critical mass, and sheep just can no longer be silent. We stand with Ukraine and other countries who have suffered at this man’s hands and that of Putin and Musk. We might joke about a lot of things, but we will never laugh at others who have lost jobs, wages, homes, all of it due to the greed of one man and his billionaire boys club.

Sheep have been affected firsthand and understand all too well what is at stake. We share in your pain and frustration at the grotesque antics of this cochon, do not support him or his cult in any way. There is no defense for such disgusting acts nor comments. We cannot say this enough it is the same pen, there is no first class, so no roughing the puppy. We are all in this together, and we must stick together and know we have your backs. If this lands us in a black house in Borneo, know we were on the right track and won’t be silenced. There is too much at stake, your rights, civil liberties mean something to us. Your freedom of speech, whether they like or agree with it or not, matters to us. Those protesting, we see you and support you. You are not invisible. AOC, Bernie, Barack, Joe, yes, we are telling you that you are not invisible either. Out of the goodness of our hearts to be fair, we are including Margie, and Lisa, and Adam, and all who are like us, fighting the good fight to get this country, the rights of the people, all of us, back where they belong.

God Bless and let’s all keep fighting the good fight together.

Ahem, since when is it legal for ICE to come on to a college campus and kick out American Citizens? Yeah, that’s right, sheep know all about what you are doing. Our source whom we shall not name and has first hand knowledge, of the filthy antics you and Trump are inflicting on innocent students and faculty. The books you banned the ones about a little girl witnessing atrocities happened in Nazi Germany, not the United States of America.

Those who sold out their own faculty and students will have to face the wrath of Sheep when the time comes. We have special plans for you. Unlike the media, sheep won’t be paid off to remain silent. Oh hell no, you picked the wrong people to tangle with. Sheep cannot be bought off, silenced or told to leave. We are your worst nightmares Mr. Trump. We see and hear things that do not result from the abuse of Coke, Ketamine, or other narcotics. Our facts come from the horses mouth, not its ass.

Pulling grant money for projects that could lead to cures for real diseases that cannot be cured with cow pats, and bleach, or creating bright minds that could work with us at NASA, and threatening those professors? Only cowards who are facing federal jail time do this. Sheep are staring you right in the eye and telling you Vaffanculo.

Here is the thing, we know you have dementia, your grandiose acts of stupidity and greed are only underlying symptoms. You are unfit for office. Nobody in their right mind plays patty cake with a leader like Putin. Nobody hires people with the IQ’s of flea dirt go near a federal office. You are not a dictator, not a king only a petty little man who never grew up. Sheep see right thru you, that is our hidden skill, and our sources do not lie.

Sheep won’t give up our sources, unlike journalists sheep have no fear. You can hand cuff us, spank us, beat us off with feathers and we still will beg for more. We invented the game unlike Al Gore. Sorry Al, this time sheep are in control. You want protests, we know a few good plumbers willing to create flushing problems. That orange goo you put on will go away. No, we won’t resort to violence unlike you, but we can make your life a living hell.

Unlike journalists, you can’t see us, we are the no see ums of the animal kingdom. Oh we look nice and sweet , but don’t even assume we won’t go there. The racist and homophobic means you used to lure new acquires for The Apprentice, yeah, you might want to see who didn’t sign that non disclosure you were trying to force on us. We were not going to tell you we wanted puppies and kitties, we wanted Komodo dragons. Its not sour grapes for not getting chosen, more like ambrosia for escaping your Reich stag you were plotting.

It is time to send you packing, preferably to a uncomfortable pen, no frills, wigs, goo, Golden Arches, though you might get a shower. The acts of cowards don’t get rewarded, they get punished. Your own people see thru you now, and are leaving you. The once golden girl is now your worst enema. She will flip you like a rotting fish. She might walk if she plays her cards right, but the true traitor and his ilk, will be singing soprano.

Your wag the dogs won’t help you, sheep see thru that as well. Trying to distract people from your true acts of theft, greed is not just transparent, it is just sad. Once a grifter always a grifter. Bertha knows one when she sees one, and you have a whole team. Yes Bertha knows your kind, gets that you are harming innocent people so you can get by with insider trading, and allowing someone like Putin to use you.

Get a clue, sheep are going public about OSU and everything you have done to it and every other college and University you rear ended. Sheep are ready to tango, we are ready and know how to foxtrot, and we are prepared to see you in court should you dare try to censor us. You never will know who backs us, and has our backs. Its always the quiet ones.

Everywhere you look there are families struggling to pay their bills, make a house payment, pay rent, buy groceries, pay for healthcare, make payments for childcare, basic survival. Sheep get it. Sheep like to zing those who cause problems for others, ignore the needs of others, push dangerous and costly agendas not for the good of all, but only the good of some. In this vain we invite you to not just read this for laughs but to take a hard look next to you. It might be a family member or friend, coworker or one who just lost their job and everything they worked for. Sheep are not immune to this fight. We might mock ourselves and the means we will go to keep up our boudoir image. But even for sheep, the fight is real.

Not everyone is able to afford the kinds of groceries they once did. Going to the store is now a fight to see what they can afford and maintain a household as well. Whether you live in a big city or small community, rich or poor, middle class or homeless, people are fighting the good fight. We challenge you to go beyond your comfort zone, take a hard look at those who are suffering. Look at the long lines of people waiting to get food at food banks. Go to the food banks and drop off whatever you can, or a donation for them to keep them filled.

No Margie it’s not a political issue or statement. It is a human request, one that Congress could take on, in order to assist those who are in most need. You won’t get rich, and you won’t make brownie points with a dictator, but what you gain is self-respect, dignity, while preserving both in those who are in need. Those who are struggling are not who you might think. They are teachers, nurses, parents, fired federal and private sector employees, people who lost wages and security.

Maga would call them losers, laugh at them, mock them, spit on them. Sheep are here to tell you, nobody is immune, it can happen to anyone and unlike a limping biscuit, or Kidd Rock, Ted Scroogent, or any Musk supporter, including Elon himself, yes, it can happen to them. No amount of Zieg Heils will help or change it. The way things are going now, the public just might end up much like the victims of Auschwitz, where the poor were picked up, taken to internment camps for no other reason than poverty.

Bertha shudders at the thought of innocent people struggling to survive must also worry about a mad dictator wanna be, willing to lock up the poor, middle class. Their only crime is poverty. Poverty is not a crime, and nobody should mock it, nor those who are living thru it. Its real, painful, embarrassing, expensive, and those who only see that little bit of assistance are losing rights, civil liberties, voting rights, all of it.

People didn’t realize how powerful groceries were. It’s the items themselves, but it’s what they represent. Unless you are in or have walked in the shoes of many, and Bertha and Puppy have, you cannot appreciate what those items mean. To Bertha it means no more bicycle pumps to inflate those damn implants, or super glue to keep her wigs on straight, duct tape to remove fur when she cannot get to the salon. Puppy can get his produce and yaya’s on, He can grope, hump, ride and slide to his heart’s content, and have a crudite platter for later. Did you really think we would forget to add the sarcasm and humor, oh ye of little faith.

Sheep don’t care if you are putting together bags like we did for families, with can openers, spices, salt and pepper to cook with. Just make sure it’s not stale, spoiled or about to dance. If you really feel rich, and want to put smiles on faces, get a 50.00-dollar gift card in place of the canned goods. We know it is a lot, but think of all you can do with this, not buying those lattes, getting your roots retouched, or nails repainted. It is something you take for granted, but something so many can’t.

Sheep are looking out for the little guys and gals, their families, little ones, and with your help, together we can give them some confidence that people are looking out for them and each other. In case you are wondering, yes sheep have donated to their favorite food pantry, and plan on getting backers to help us with our goal. There is so much we cannot control now, but this is something that we give our stamp of approval to. It’s not political, does not care if you are every color of the rainbow, your size, choice, party. It is giving back to those most in need. If sheep can do it, Bertha and Puppy can do it, we know you have it in your hearts to do this too.

Bertha made the decision to leave Facebook. The constant harassment from lotharios, midnight vetchling and crying spells, and that just from Elon and Donald. No she won’t send them gift cards, she isn’t into crypto and she won’t give out her bank info. You would think after she has responded with a swift slap upside the head they would take the hint.

Elon, we get it you are up to your toucas in financial losses at Tesla. and Donald, well, yeah. You made your bed and now you are Putin’s bitch. Humans don’t want you, like you nor trust you. You slept with the wrong dog, got fleas and even your judges have turned against you. People warned us about you. Really, you are using Eminem to hide behind? Oh, for shame.

You texted Melanoma that you were hot for her, wanted her to send you gift cards for McDonald’s, that is just pathetic. Oh girl I hope they came laced with go lightly now. If Bertha had a dollar for every fake Marshall she encountered she would be a billionaire.

Let us guess, they want naughty photos of you. You did tell them they are already online, so blackmail is out of the question. They swore their undying love for you and wanted your body next to theirs. Uh huh, and it will come with a hefty fee if they do. Did you tell them the incident about the blow-up doll was already out there? How about the one nighter with the guy from…. Epstein, yeah, that was out there too. These guys are screwed.

They tapped Marla too. Guys get a clue, they are just not that into you. Go to your baby papa in Russia, tell them mother send you. The boys in black are coming for you, and when they get all that money you stole getting people to buy crypto, send gift cards, give them bank info, their social security checks? Someone better like fur lined handcuffs. Both men are pointing to each other. It isn’t a matter of if or when, its go time.

One poor woman said she was getting flooded with emails from these fakes begging for nude photos. Didn’t know Putin sent those out, did they come with toys or produce, puppy wants to know. Maybe Lauren or MTG can send him some, perhaps that old gal who speaks with forked tongue, not the Navajo woman, other one. dark hair, beady eyes, wears glasses, looks like coyote. No offense to our native American friends, we appreciate your fandom. What is that dames’ name? First word sounds like gin.

Yeah, we went there. Hey, someone had to. Sheep call them like we see them. Hey, we go full frontal your base complains, we don’t our base complains, so we went neutral, now we are like Canada. Sheep like Canada and its people. Hi people. We like a lot of people. Vladamir, you old dog you, you are in our base camp too.

Sheep are going to let the boys fight it out over who lands MTG and who gets Lauren, and someone is going to end up with Putin. I feel for Marshall, all of those guys fighting over him. Not a dame in sight. Sheep know what he is looking for, we get it. He has a friend in sheep. Bertha really has the hots for him. Down girl, the last man you pounced on is still in a cast. Hey, the woman likes it rough, who knew? Poor guy got a restraining order against her. What can we say, Limp Biscuit is rocking his house. Bertha made it a night to remember, all night long. Ok so Bertha was listening to some Bryan when she did this. She has good taste.

Mark, you need to stop taking pay offs and get your house in order. Those two men will come back to bite you and not in a Bertha kind of way. Like a wise man once said to the con men trying to woo women ” don’t’ let the door hit you where the good lord split you honey, Bertha, your book of zangi and what’s up app codes are where you last put them, in case any of the guys in black need them.

Today, the US if violating free speech on college campuses, next week they’ll jail a few journalist, next month, maybe you or me! Bertha is having none of it. Nobody shuts down a transgender sheep. They can try, but they will end up looking very stupid. Going to court, trying to take on a mythical, transgender, sheep who nobody has ever actually seen or met, that goes into the yaya bin.

Bertha can’t wait to testify, and she is bringing in a whole crowd of nasty with her. Let’s hope the jury wears depends. Let’s hope one of the prosecutors is Hawley. We know we want Jamie and Hillary to represent us, throw in Liz. Oh, this will be fun. We almost can’t wait for the trial to begin.

Free speech has never been a crime, not even a misdemeanor. Robbing the rights of journalists, humans, smacks of someone who is in deep caca and does not want the name of the guilty dog known. Two men whom we know already belong in federal prison are the masters behind this massive attack on the written and verbal news, Much like what they tried to do with Assange, they will label anyone who dare speak out against them, question their actions and activities, financial gains and means of obtaining them, sort of smacks of relics of the past.

Wanting to lock anyone up, send them to internment camps, black houses is a total throwback to the bygone days of Bush and Cheney. You knew him as that goat reading president and his sidekick Satan. Give it up for the dynamic trio. The goat didn’t want any part of this, so he is gracefully bowing out. Yessir the Patriot Act is coming back, making a whiplash visit to all the good people in the media and college campuses. And if they can really catch us all, a bathroom stall near you. Y’all thought that was over, didn’t ya? Nah, they were saving all their love for you….

The thing is they cannot silence those they cannot see. Have they seen us? Um, no. We have seen them, know them, know all of their proclivities. Puppy is saying one of them is into feet. Its always the billionaires. Do we ever see the Kardashians doing this? Puppy said he thinks he heard a rumor about the one married to the tatted drummer. Puppy, check your source, we can’t have rogue data. Nah she is the one who came out of a closet, not the closet, but a closet. Keep digging. Ok so we went with doggy humor. One of them is into doggy style? Oh right, the one is into wearing collars. Ya thought we meant something else didn’t ya?

Bertha said this isn’t about who hid the salami, somebody was a bad boy and does not want a roommate named Bruce. The paper trail is long and wide, it names names, places, people, who was playing patty cake, what someone gave up in favor of a guaranteed election. How is the ulcer guys? The two men are doubled over holding their guts, one is groaning he is fine, sheep are not buying it. Puppy has not seen this level of pain since someone got something caught upstairs.

Journalists are all vetching that they will be the first to go. The goat says he has your backs. You are not terrorists, do not belong on watch lists, nor black houses. Some of you at FOX might be terriers but even you, do not belong on watch lists. Those on college campuses and universities should not worry either. You were not the one to hide the Charmin in the loo. You did not give aid and comfort to the enema, buy them dinner and cigars.

Don’t let anyone try to scare you into remaining silent. Bullies like to work in the dark, behind closed doors where their misdeeds cannot be seen nor traced. It is the Italian joke, they don’t’ like any witnesses, not just the loud ones. Nobody needs to wear duct tape, nor any RFK jr approved adhesive. If you do and you get a rash where it does not belong, that is on you. Literally.

Nobody can totally ignore everything they have done. This goes way back. If you don’t speak up, you get run over. Remaining silent because you think you are immune to prosecution is not a defense. Journalists smell blood in the water. They know something is there and they want to find the truth. That is their jobs. It is not their jobs to lie, mislead the public. Judges are waking up to see their behinds could be implicated if the truth comes out, they colluded with POTUS. Judges he chose.

Folks, remember the public is protected by the first Amendment. Nobody can change that. Bertha and Puppy are both giving the high five. Puppy, that is the middle paw.

We ask humans to join our rebellion. We cannot be silent, accept status quo. That is what led to the Holocaust, and sheep are not having any of that. Trump, Putin, Elon all think by firing the masses, shutting down federal offices, shutting down social programs that are vital to the wellbeing of Americans, they can silence us. Bertha et all are here to tell you they are wrong.

Puppets of Putin and they don’t even see it, doing his dirty work, ya and they think they are in charge? Oy, do they have a lot to learn about Geppetto. Like strings on a Stratovarius, they are getting their egos stroked, played, to the tune of “I’ve got you under my thumb.” Really? If a transgendered sheep and produce romping mut can see thru it, how is it they, et all are getting played? Hitler did something similar, he banned books, free speech, thought, shut down programs, all of it. We saw that outcome and come hell or high water, that will not be making a return.

It’s one thing to want to tone down crass language, discussions about violence against women, babies. Sheep can sort of accept that, sort of. But to try to totally silence the masses, that shit just does not fly in the face of democracy. One of our own, who is close to us, someone we really admire, almost had this happen to him. Em would not have any of that. Guess what, now who is laughing. He is laughing all the way to the bank, donates his earnings to those who are less fortunate. VS, those who shut down federal offices, kick people out of their jobs and income, healthcare, all of it. Sheep ask you, now who is the asshole? It isn’t the rapper trying to use sarcasm to get people to think, but those Kool Aide fed innocents who were misled at the voting booth.

Marshall, sheep have your back, Bertha would like to have both, but for now…. sheep dreams. It takes a village of people to stand up to those harming others. Nobody should feel fear, or repercussions for doing so, get silenced, threatened. Those are the acts of guilty con men. Honest people want and like to see humans joining together regardless of party, class, color, size, race, choice, speaking out and up. Honest leaders may not be hip, though Barry, you did pull off a mean Bruno Mars Uptown Funk. But people like the guy you liked to call Sleepy Joe, Hillary, Bernie, AOC, Lynn, and all of the past leaders, senators, on both sides, all tried to warn you.

Nobody likes to think they could be that mis lead, conned, played. These guys were pros, used every trick in the books of Karl Rove, Putin, Satin, aka Dick Cheney. You all became their chosen targets, played on your fears, greed, need for ignoring the laws, to become brainwashed cats. I know, felines are going to get us for that. Sorry mon petit choux, vous etres tres magnifique. Cats are such divas. Hate to say it and we will catch hell for this, but it’s not the first time this happened. While everyone was distracted by Bill’s need to smoke cigars, things were starting to become the undoing of America as far back as 2019.

The public was once again easily played. We saw Bill the cat get his whiskers tweaked and replaced by a guy named Al. An election came up, people were tired of the misdeeds going on in the litter box, and the rest is history. We won’t discuss Benghazi now, or those e mails of Hillary. More wag the dogs, more distractions. By the time Barry was running for the second time, the GOP and its players were preparing for what is happening today. They got sidelined by a guy named Joe Biden who had other plans. But let’s get real, even the Dems fell for the misinformation coming out of both camps. They pushed Joe out, put in Kamala and here we are.

But Bertha you ask, what can Americans who are losing everything do to stop it? Folks, this is the time to remove the duct tape, I know, it’s great for the boudoir, if you are broke. a razor. This time we are using it to stand up and give the middle paw. No more Mr. and Mrs. nice sheep. This is the time you pull out all the legal stops. There is nothing illegal about peaceful protest. So long as we don’t see weave wars in the streets, people playing grab the salami in public, making public displays of themselves, or at least if they are, they have made themselves look presentable. Its ok.

It is not a time to silence rappers who are trying to tell you what is going on, speaking the truth. It’s not a time to go after law enforcement who are doing their jobs and trying to protect you. It is a time to go after those Armani wearing, guys and women in Chanel sporting KKK attire. It is time to go after women like Karens and those annoying Maga dames in congress. Ladies, and I use that loosely, you are embarrassing yourselves. A gal sporting a hoochie dress and heels is not as offensive as you are. And must we say it, those gun toting grannies who insist on getting their guns blessed, oy. Ladies, guys, when it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s not a sheep.

Sheep advise humans to act fast before they can strip of all of what we deem real, necessary, our rights. Don’t let them threaten you with jail, or Black Houses once used to silence journalists prior and after 911. Oh yes, sheep knew all about those, but nobody took us seriously. Sheep don’t lie, but Trump et all lie their behinds off. Take off the duct tape, it will burn for a few minutes, or an hour. Take it off and use your voices, challenge them and do your research. Under FOIA there is a ton of data to be found when you look in the right places. Use it against them, if need be, catch them in compromising positions. Entrapment? No, that would be a sheep trying to wear a G string.

Guys, nothing happens if you do not act. It is not violence we are suggesting, so no coming after me, I never said anything about pulling a January 6th, or a Fast and Furious. Did I encourage people groping fruit, no. Puppy, that means you too. He is sitting there sticking his tongue out at me. Time and place dear. We want our voices back, you need your jobs and salary, social security protected. This is not the time to be dainty, you will get skinned knees and knuckles, a possible black eye and bruises. What you get back is your dignity.

We are all in this together and sheep have your backs.

Well, someone is too big for his britches. Demanding employees give you their work history. Ahem, that is not in your job description. You sir do not have the ability to decide anyone’s value. Bertha is Fuming, refuses to give the Zieg Heil and is telling you to naff off. This is a no-win situation you have created to justify firing all of those people. Sheep are not dumb. For a CEO you are very transparent.

In fact, legally you do not have grounds to stand on, declaring anyone be fired. You are not an American Citizen, your J1visa can still be used against you. Your puppets cannot just break the law to change that. Geppetto for once you have created a mess that nobody wants to help you clean up.

So, what do you want to know about our work history? Did we show up? Were we naked or did we come with clothes on, trick question. Were we master of our domain? Can you prove it, another trick question. Can we multitask? Trick question. Think hard before you answer these.

We can fire you. We can file a grievance. We can go to the ACLU and fire the mother of all class action suits against you. There are more of us than there are of you. Folks do not sign those papers, don’t email. They cannot fire you. If they fire you they must pay out unemployment, plus damages. It is the law. Bertha knows this too. Folks stand your ground. Be vocal, loud if they do fire you.

Elon, Bertha wants to talk to you. You cannot fire a transgendered, mythical creature. To do so would mean they would think you are crazy. You did not ask what I was on the application, you did ask if I was male, female or other. I said other. You did not specify what an other is. Did you ask if I was an animal? No. Was I afraid of ladders or latex? No. Do i need to ride side saddle? Now see, when you put other on a job application, you need to ask those things. Typing, filing, having the ability to alter facts or amounts? Are we Yes men? Will we give the Zieg Heil, I don’t think so. Sheep could not do this if they wanted to. That would mean things would pop out, hiss, then there is the issue of stuff deflating, which gets into a whole new set of issues. Oy, you need to either specify that term or be ready for the outcome. Ya were not expecting that response were you. Your HR department didn’t do its job. Oh, you are too easy. By the way, schtooping the secretary is not part of our job. Nor is hiding the salami or playing peek a boo with rodents.

Bertha is fully prepared to go to war with Elon, Manno a sheep. Can you see how this might play out, a grown man, multi-millionaire, discussing the value of Bertha? He has no idea what he is up against, his worst nightmare come true. This is a ballsey dame who is smart, funny, charming, wears Chanel better than he does, and is trans. OMG, the look on his face will be priceless. We hired a what?!!! Can’t get rid of me as I am not normal. I am Abby something, I walk this way, this way. She will camp it up to no end. She will bend over and wave at him between her legs, batting her eye lashes at him, blowing air kisses. We want to see this one on network tv, make it go global. Our wet dream comes true. Other male millionaires be like OH HELL NO!!! They will act like they don’t’ know him, her anything is possible.

Now Elon, you have a choice, do sheep go sheep on you, discuss the wild night we shared on the Pont Du Garre, or will you quietly go away and give all of those people back their jobs with back pay and interest? Your choice, the clock is ticking…..His baby mommas are going we want a part of that action. Putin is freaking out, what did I hire? Nobody told me he was into bestiality. You all just thought you knew who he was. Sheep play hard ball. Eva Braun is shaking her head in disgust. She knew what he was when she first met him. You just never know about some men. Did we mention we have photos of you and Donald in compromising positions? Gotta love AI, Feet, really? You disgusting Perv.

Folks, we have him. WE have got your backs. Nobody attacks sheep, or our people.

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