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  • Bertha Talks Cutbacks..

    Bertha knows all too well how cutbacks affect people. Bertha isn’t having any of it. Like humans she too is feeling the pain and suffering of having go without or make do. It’s more than not having funds to get her waxing, tans, implant repairs, new wigs. She has figured other ways to bypass all of that. Duct tape is great; oy she could do a whole list of new uses she discovered. Bicycle pumps, so much more than a tool for inflation, ahem, Viagra? Crisco, Preparation H, Harnesses, oh she has used them all. You go girl. But not everything has an easy fix.

    Families suffering from food insecurity, increases or total loss to healthcare, homes, rents no longer a safe option. Bertha gets it. Congress doesn’t care, they want to take vacations, not undo the mess their messiah has unleashed. Until it starts to affect them up close and personally, they say nothing. MTG and Mitch are starting to speak up, Rand Paul, Lisa Murkowski, but the latter is about tariffs. The others gave the nod to the extreme cutbacks.

    Something those of us know, have been through, are still digging out of, understand; nobody is immune. Poverty can happen to anyone, nobody is special, or off limits. Those who assumed they were immune from losing everything, protected, were living in a very fragile bubble. When it pops and you can’t afford to pay for your mortgage, car, food, utilities, rent, the basics, humans, you are screwed.

    In the past if you were poor, but too rich to qualify for assistance, you were falling through the cracks. If you qualified, you would get SNAP benefits. Now that is all but gone, will be gone by November 1. That cushion will be gone. Families are already struggling; children and babies will be at high risk. Cows are looking scared, chickens are going on strike, fish are swimming backwards. Groceries are getting harder to afford, peanut butter is 5.00 per jar, what!!! The videos of preppers telling you to prepare are no longer a joke. If things get any worse folks, we are looking at a full-on depression. When sheep mentioned this in the past, we were called hysterics. Tell us folks, how far off were we really. Bertha saw this one coming a while back, was stocking up on items now untouchable. Don’t like fillet of shoe, or heel, too bad. Getting tired of dining on beans, we know, the side effects.

    Folks, you voted for this. Biden did not cause this. You had jobs, healthcare, food, your kids had meals at schools, food stamps. You didn’t realize how good you had it. Those who were brainwashed are now saying, hmmm, maybe sheep were telling the truth. Those who are seeing their 401k’s going downhill from use, getting hit with higher insurance premiums, losing the things they took for granted, mortgage payments going up with home values going down? Helloo.

    Your tax dollars are funding the destruction, vandalism of the White House. You are not getting increases, benefits, farmers are suffering, tariffs are raising food prices. The fight for coffee is real. Guys, that is just a safety issue, it is proven. If you are seeing people having withdrawal symptoms from not drinking coffee, walking randomly looking for Maga to slap, ICE agents, its real. The choice of coffee or toilet paper is no laughing matter. Take a crap or protecting the public, the police are saying lower the damn coffee prices. If they had beans, well, it’s on. We tried to warn you.

    Do you really want to see the elderly going without DEPENDS? Trust us, it’s not a pretty sight. Those chi chi dames who look chiseled, um ladies, invest in Preparation H. You will be seeing women looking like shar-pei’s. Kids, if they put that ahead of you, hide the Vaseline, Preparation H, duct tape, super glue. Let the dog do the shopping, no junk food, all produce, fruit, melons. Wait, Puppy, is this your shopping list? There is no room for produce romps.

    All joking aside, people are showing up living in tents, rv’s, stores are featuring sales on tents and camping equipment. Those are normally just for summer, now it’s becoming the norm. Sheep see this as a bad sign, meaning those who once owned or tried to own a home, pay rent, are resorting to affordable alternatives without the sticker shock. If they can afford the tents, and vendors are not out to gouge the public, the next question is where do they go? Laws are making it nearly impossible to live in one’s cars or vans, much less tents. Throw in the food crisis, and increase in medical insurance, if you qualify, you have the perfect storm for a major, modern, depression.

    Guys, you need to do more than invoke article 25, you need to clean house, sweep the carpet, checking for roaches, bed bugs, just totally get rid of any and all Maga congress and senate who refuse to say NO to Trump. It is malfeasance to aid and abet a known criminal. The damage here and abroad is growing more dangerous. You are running out of chances to undo it. No offense to Greenbaum, but this isn’t a good time to be singing ‘Spirit in the Sky”. No offense to my friends in the Christian community, but prayer isn’t going to fix this. Pray after its fixed, what we need now are lawmakers willing to stand up for the American people, all of you. Don’t let Trump use race, or choice, or genetics, or immigration status dictate how we treat people and families. It’s one bus. If it crashes, we all crash.

    Humans, cutbacks are real, they are not in your head. You are not imagining having to go without, fool the kids with ersatz baloney. Mom, where is the cat? Have you seen Fido? We know, we went there and PETA, don’t worry, we are not advocating families endanger the family pets. Well, maybe if they are Trump supporters. Sarcasm Peta, breathe. We know we are going to hell for that one. Hey, if we are going to go, at least we are going out speaking the truth. But seriously, lower coffee prices, do you want innocent people to be mistaken for undocumented Maga? Nobody will be safe. You will see people rounding up anyone whom they think could be Maga and have a slap fest. Coffee can cure this. Then again do we really want to? Sheep can see it now, people going to court for assault. Their defense, my wife bought decaf, I needed the caffeine. Trump can’t use this one, that is ours. copyrighted on this day of October 29, 2025 C. But hey, let him try, it’s worth the laugh.

    Cutbacks are real, suffering is nothing to joke about, going homeless or hungry, in danger of losing your health insurance or watching your social security bottoming out due to high premiums is no laughing matter. Kids and babies going without food, diapers, lunches or breakfast, dinner, a crime. Don’t defend a man who thinks having a gold latrine, ballroom is more important than human life. No comparison.

  • No Kings, No Spying…

    The emperor has no clothes. He is trying to behave like a king, bare assed naked. He cannot change the constitution, declare martial war unless we are at war. Posing ICE agents and KKK as national guards is transparent. Humans are not going to let you bait them. Beating and harming innocent, peaceful protesters is not grounds to declare martial law.

    Humans we know those who were rained out are with us boycotting this fraud. You know he is a fraud, we know he is a fraud, those backing him are frauds. We know they are using Paragon and Pegasus to spy on us. Those are acts of desperate men, not men of honor. The signs must go viral, NO KINGS, NO SPYING. It is your right to speak up and out. It does not violate your rights to free speech. It does not threaten the security of the nation or its people. The Patriot Act was designed to silence you, these are designed to identify potential whistle blowers, journalists, politicos who oppose the actions of a con man and his billionaire boyfriends. But that isn’t enough for Trump, he is going after all of us, and yes that means you too Maga.

    It’s our turn to spy on him, unearth truths, inconvenient or not. Nobody can silence the truth. That is illegal. He knows it, they know it, we know it too. When all 50 states come together to speak up, out, that is not just free speech, it is a tidal wave nobody can ignore. Shutting down the government to harm the public is not the act of a president. It is the act of a peon. So, your followers in congress and senate who allow this are peonies. Grown men too afraid to speak up to con men, billionaires. Taking bribes for their votes, how pathetic is that. Lisa that is directed at you.

    To the military, you know what is right and wrong, sheep do not have to tell you attacking innocent people is wrong. You were not trained to attack peaceful protesters. You do not aim armed missiles at protesters for the purpose of blocking peaceful protests. This is not a terror nation, just a country trying to get by. You give them to Ukraine where they belong. You do not want to deal with the mental image of human flesh shredded in the streets of California. Yes humans, your president et all, planned that during the NO Kings Protests.

    Sheep like to laugh when things are funny, but none of this is funny. It is an embarrassment. Going after those who oppose you for crimes you insist, they committed. Well, you are nothing more than a pathetic, naked man, desperate to avoid sharing a cell with Diddy. Trust us, he isn’t too thrilled with that idea either. Come on Donald, we dare you to try to silence us. How will you sell this? I was getting assaulted by a mythical transgender sheep. Ok, and just how did he assault you? Were you caught romping carrots, doing hamsters or rodents. NEXT.

    Folks’ sheep are with you today even if weather prevented us from holding NO KINGS protests. We are with you in spirit.

    NO KINGS, NO SPYING.

  • Bertha’s Sources, Take Note

    Last night Bertha talked about Paragon and Pegasus. She wanted to give her sources. 479,489 views Sep 9, 2025 #spyware #ICE #trump

    Rachel Maddow alerts viewers to reports of a government contract with a spyware company that was banned during the Biden administration that is being reactivated by Donald Trump’s ICE. The company, Paragon Solutions, has offered no comment, nor has ICE, leaving it to the American public to remain vigilant for any overstepping by the Trump administration.   Our next MSNBC Live event is on October 11th in New York City! Buy Tickets Now: msnbc.com/live25 For more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day click here: https://www.msnbc.com/

    Bertha likes to make sure you know this didn’t come from left, no pun, field. Its not a joke or conspiracy theories. Folks, this is real. Nobody is going to put it out there like we will. Sheep won’t be silenced, and we do not take well to threats. Bring it Donald, it’s just more material for me to report. If they try to lie about it, say sheep are mad women, we take that as a compliment. We are their worst nightmares: Immigrants, transgendered, sheep. Let them chew on that one. They did not see that one coming.

    NO KINGS…NO SPYING

  • Bertha’s Warning You..

    Bertha likes to look at a variety of videos on U Tube. One such video was of Rachel Maddow in which she was discussing a disturbing issue that has chosen to be used by ICE to spy on journalists, humanitarians, anyone deemed to be the enemy. In reality, one company was forced down, but the other back in 2024 returned to be found in your phones. Both android and smart phones.

    The old song about Santa “seeing you when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake”, you get the idea. So, it’s no longer a matter of is it happening to all of us, the answer is YES. Both Pegasus and Paragon are programs hidden in your phones that watch everything you do. Bertha is snarfing mad. So much for privacy eh girl, we tried to warn you but were called hysterical sheep. Now truth is stranger than fiction, and for those who say, nah our government wouldn’t do that to us. Maga you are not immune.

    Imagine if you are having a steamy conversation with your paramour, your family, friends, colleagues, bosses, banks, all of it. Would you dream that even encrypted notes, texts, emails, phone numbers are private? Most of us would say of course they are, we have no worries.

    Hellooo, you should be paranoid at this point. Both Paragon and Pegasus were built to be undetectable. You won’t see it, feel it, notice it, but yes it watches your cameras, videos, even when you are sleeping. It was worldwide, now ICE uses it to snarf out those whom this president deems his enemies. You don’t have to be a journalist, immigrant, potential terrorist, (its original intent and use), ordinary humans male and female, sheep, are all targets, fair game.

    Bertha says it is time to go rogue, and if people’s retinas get damaged, it’s their own fault. If they are going to spy on her while she is undressing, or having a steamy romp on video, she is going to flaunt them. She is going to go full frontal and show off her toucas. Don’t say you were not warned. It won’t be pretty, and if she has had to forgo a shave or wax, tan, or plucking, it could be what separates the men from the sheep. Puppy warned too, if you catch him romping carrots, or squash, a melon, it’s on.

    So ya might want to warn junior not to use the vacuum, or bleach bottle to get his ya ya’s. It could end up on Tik Tock or be held forever to be brought back out for blackmail. That goes for anyone horny, alone, and in need of a good, well you get it. Bring on the hamsters and toys, its show time. Ya thought we were done with the Diddy jokes, we are just getting started. Don’t worry guys, those whom he played house with are off limits. Yeah, we can feel the sighs of relief a mile away. Humans, sheep have no reasons to lie. Eric Snowden tried to warn you, and you called him enema of the state. Was he lying, NO.

    As far out and crazy as this sounds, do you really want to take a chance? NO, we are not trying to say this to control your behaviors. Far from it. We just want you to pick and choose what you want discovered. ICE and Trump are pulling out every form of nazi tactics they can. They will pick those people or groups whom they want shut down, locked up and put away for free speech. If you are talking while in the loo, and are sending files, or photos, it’s not private. It is as bad as putting a tracking device where hamsters fear to tread.

    Bertha has not been nipping at the sherry, nor tequila, nor any other form of alcohol or medications. These are cold, hard, facts the Trump groups don’t want you to know about, and hello, some are coming out of you guessed it, Israel. Ya thought Russia had a hard on to spy on us. Bertha knows when this comes out, she will be getting a knock on the door. That is when she goes full frontal, in drag, and sports the fake tat of a Maga sheep. Stop breaking wind, she is not Maga.

    For those who still think it’s not possible, look up Paragon and Pegasus. Sheep guarantee you might get flagged as they don’t want you to discover their dirty secrets. Sheep don’t lie. We do our due diligence. We research everything, and if we think you need to know we tell you. BBC, The Guardian, MSNBC, all have researched this, and shown it on various programs. 60 Minutes did a show on this a while back. We are not inhaling.

    You won’t see it if you pull your phone apart, can’t detect it, it’s done via the towers that send the signals. Nobody is immune folks, seriously. No party is immune. Sheep think it’s time for a full moon uprising. No kings, NO spying.

  • Are You Still Doing Great?

    “Consumers are already facing mounting economic uncertainty. The last government shutdown – a 34-day closure during Trump’s first term, the longest closure in U.S. history – shaved $11 billion off the country’s economic output, according to the Congressional Budget Office.”

    “When those paychecks start to dry up, and military is a big one, that’s when purchases, childcare, buying basic things like groceries – that’s when it starts to impact people beyond the government,” said G. William Hoagland, senior vice president at the Bipartisan Policy Center, a Washington think tank. “It’s a slow burn, but it gets worse as it goes on.”*(Taken verbatim from

    The pain from the government shutdown is about to hit the public

    Jacob Bogage and Hannah Natanson, (c) 2025 , The Washington Post

    Sun, October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM CDT·7 min read)

    Unless you are living under a rock, sheep don’t have to tell you how bad things have become under Trump. Nobody is immune, as MGT has admitted, yet even she still stands by him. Guys, you are not doing better, things are not great, and the risk of war has never been greater.

    Sheep are tired of the groups that can only focus on antiquated ideals and a very unrealistic option for families. Unless you are married to Bezos or Musk, or any of the oligarchs, for the average family, single, it takes two incomes to just break even. That is of course if their jobs have survived the fiscal nightmare that continues to unfold.

    Sheep see the look in the eyes of those trying to afford groceries, diapers, baby formula, or any other item they attempt to purchase. If sheep had a dollar for every person that have seen that has to put back an item, we would be wealthy. If you are very lucky, a rare creature will be behind you offering to help pay for your groceries or gas. We know how often that one happens. We said it’s a rare event.

    Sheep keep scratching our wigs trying to figure out why people still are enamored with someone who does not give a horses behind about them. He is not making this a better world. He is not representing the public of any party. He has created a climate of hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, and any other ism, phobia, created, twisted even beyond sheep and produce romping. Honestly all that is missing is the hamsters and toys, which I am sure Diddy knows all about.

    Humans are hurting, and like all of you, we feel your pain. Like you we are also suffering from Trump/Maga, just intolerance fatigue. Lies about everything, countries terrified to breathe. We get it. Truly it’s not helpful to be arguing over healthcare, or other matters, shutting down the government, just to prove who has the larger apparatus, using that as distraction from what is really happening. Yeah guys, sheep see thru it, can spot liars a mile away. You can fool the public but sheep, no.

    Worse, using religion to try to sway people to act in unnatural ways, as a means of control, really? Ya think that one is going to work. New World Order is not something we signed on for. Oh but sheep, this is for the fiscal good, the way women are to behave. You knew that was coming. Ladies, that is what rolling pins and cast iron are for. In this economy two incomes barely is enough, one won’t make it.

    Bertha is looking at you giving the side eye to the morons who came up with that one. Do they want to be bitten in places we cannot get into? If you want kids, trust us, that one won’t fly. Your country is a laughingstock. Shag me Barbie, and I will do you Ken are not what we want running congress or making choices for us. Putting war mongers in office to force martial law, and bypassing midterm elections, are on the agenda folks, be ready for it. Bullets over Broadway might have been fun in theory or in plays, but Nukes over Everyone has that permanent, we can’t get rid of it, bad taste that lingers.

    Let us guess, we will be greeted with care to re write this? Hell no, we are not going anywhere. Humans are getting lied to, spied on, preyed upon, twisted, abused, stolen from, starved. You are losing houses, businesses, rights, civil liberties, abilities to get medical care, everything, including your safety. Yet you still insist on backing something that is so mind-bendingly corrupt and cringe, even Satan is looking at this with the Pet Goat saying NO folks, don’t go there. Bush has left the house, along with old time religion and common sense.

    You can paint lipstick on shit but pigs won’t use it. There is no selling the big, beautiful, crock of shit to people who see thru it. We know it’s bad, they know it’s bad, the world knows it’s bad. Before we all have nukes shoved where the moon can’t shine, let’s rethink this. Go back to basics, the needs of the people, all of them, the world, if it needs help, offer. Don’t lie with your fingers crossed behind your back telling people you have peace. No, you have a con job waiting to unfold. Two drivers, one nutter. There is no Nobel Peace Prize for lying.

    The pain is real and getting worse, humans make the right choice before all of them are robbed away from you. Midterms VOTE. Your lives literally depend on it. There are no kings, only squatters whom we can’t get out of the White House and Congress and Senate. We don’t need a Hitler and Mussolini re doux, and we really don’t want to go back to the dark ages. Wake up, even if you must vote republican, pick someone who really cares for all of us, not a few or lily white. Pick someone who knows if we don’t get affordable healthcare, everyone loses, but the Chinese win. Chew on that a while. Let’s make sure all of our military and guards are paid, laid, not betrayed. Let’s pay those TSA so we stop the madness in the air and airports. Stop speaking out against your own best interests. Demand Better, we only get one shot at this, now isn’t the time to blow it.

  • Bertha is Pissed Off..

    Much like the rest of the world, Bertha is pissed off. She is tired of people refusing to let con man Trump run loose. She is tired of his trying to behave like a spoiled frat boy. Yeah we know, he isn’t who we think he is, is working with the feds, to get the bigger fish. To catch a carp, you have to think like a trout. If it was truly just one maniac running the country, he would already be Diddy’s bedmate. No camp cupcake, hardcore, no frills, no choice of position assumed.

    Bertha is tired of having to watch humans suffering at the grocery stores, losing jobs, getting harassed for having a mustache. You assume we are talking about immigrants, oh no sweetie, we are talking the coiffed, high-end dames that shop on rodeo drive. If you are seeing them sporting a handlebar, things are getting bad. Things people depend on to keep them sane, their toucas uptight without implants, standing at attention. We are talking caffeine dammit. That wonder drug that people imbibe is good for more than controlling the urge to slap a hoe and maggot. 30 dollars a can, and people need at least 3 to get thru the month, times 12? Do the math, that is a lot of drugs that can multitask. Who knew?

    But it’s those who are telling you what we can buy, or not, how we can use our credit cards or not, get loans with insane interest rates that keep you in poverty. Is it any wonder why she is pissed off? Now we are worrying about how we pay for any of this if there is a shut down. Halloo its hitting home. Did the republicans think it could not affect them, really? MTG knows, finally the woman woke up, now if we can get her to stop backing the shit bum in office. Girl wake up.

    Bertha turns on U tube and is told every other hour the nukes are coming, the sky is falling, someone is going to get slapped. Folks, nobody will announce they are coming. You will be sipping your coffee, and all of a sudden, that coffee will be giving you the mother of all wake up calls. That is how it works. Zelinski knows how it works, the CIA knows, FBI, NSA, and let’s not forget those people called crazy. Did you know your phones are spying on you? Edward Snowden knew, CIA knew, Elon Musk knows. Is it any wonder why we have no privacy?

    Oh sheep, you can’t say that the public isn’t supposed to know. They know now. You are not supposed to know news is manipulated, to get the desired results. It’s not the reporters, it’s the networks, so nobody is getting the news, you are getting manipulated stories designed to play on your fears, feelings and religious beliefs cherry picked for your pleasure. It comes in small, medium, and for those needing something bigger, or well endowed, extra-large. Yes, sheep went there.

    Bertha is pissed off and you humans should be too. Nobody should be tolerating a mad man who manipulates the courts, media and free speech, shuts down the government and refuses to pay those whom we most need. If you are not angry and pissed off, we want to know why? One of your own is mad, one of your party. She is proving nobody is immune. What could you possibly be thinking he is doing that is protecting anyone? Putin? Is that your hand up?

    Oy, people we can and will get thru this together, we might be slapping he same people with a shared cup of coffee, but we will get there. Things might deflate, need Viagra, a harness, Preparation H, but we will get there. Those with a handlebar mustache? Um, ladies, that isn’t in style right now, ya might need to get that one waxed.

    Let the rappers blare, let freedom ring, let’s let people not give a damn about little things. None of this is actually hurting you, nobody needs to die if someone is gay, or trans, if someone speaks multiple languages, isn’t lily white or has a mixed marriage. If a kid wants to read Salinger or Kerouac, so what? Would you rather have them reading how to build an atomic bomb? Don’t worry if they are learning about sex, hell, they might teach you something you need to know. They know more than we do anyway. Last time I checked Tiramisu was dessert, um Bertha whispered it’s a lot more fun. Right. Pick your battles, get angry over things that affect all of us. Things we know that are truly wrong.

    But do not follow false prophets who are running naked in the streets, there are no kings, just those demented creatures from our nightmares.

  • Here We Go Again….

    If sheep threw a hissy fit every time we could not wax our legs, get our pits shaved, eyebrows plucked, get our wigs, and lashes, tits and arse reinflated, we would never get anything done. We would look shallow and vain, not terribly bright to the outside world.

    Well, you guessed it, it happened again. No, Bertha is still inflated, shaven, waxed, looking like the diva that she is, we are talking about another kind of hissy fit that has shut down the entire government, cost thousands more their jobs, wages, healthcare, others the ability to contact those offices we depend upon. Seriously? This is like a group of overpriced gas bags who refuse to budge on tipping 15%.

    We both know this is nothing more than a pissing contest to see whose soldier stands at salute. “Your mamma wears combat boots, yours wears a bra, His wears both.” Hello, what if they did? Would the world end? Would God finally be revealed as one pissed off dame? Guys calm down, not yet proven, we still are waiting on the DNA in court to see how that plays out. You are welcome, Madam.

    “She has an Adams apple.” “That isn’t an Adams apple, it’s her anatomy. Mine doesn’t have that.” “Yours has that and more.” Ladies, we have a country to run, people to care for, laws to pass to combat political abuse by con men. You can’t have health insurance, you go commando. I go commando because you won’t let me wear underwear. It’s not covered, you wore underwear two years ago with flowers. “Were you peeking?”

    Oy if this is the kind of fools we have in congress trying to let a con man abuse the public, bypass laws, let’s look at the constitution. Wikki if you please:*

    Approximately 11,848 proposals to amend the Constitution have been introduced in Congress since 1789 (as of January 3, 2019).[7] Collectively, members of the House and Senate typically propose around 200 amendments during each two-year term of Congress.[8] Proposals have covered numerous topics, but none made in recent decades have become part of the Constitution. Historically, most died in the congressional committees to which they were assigned. Since 1999, only about 20 proposed amendments have received a vote by either the full House or Senate. The last time a proposal gained the necessary two-thirds support in both the House and the Senate for submission to the states was the District of Columbia Voting Rights Amendment in 1978. Only 16 states had ratified it when the seven-year time limit expired.[9]

    Ratified amendments

    Synopsis of each ratified amendment

    No.SubjectRatification[10][11]
    ProposedCompletedTime span
    1st[12]Protects freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly and the right to petition the government.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    2nd[13]Protects the right to keep and bear arms.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    3rd[14]Restricts the quartering of soldiers in private homes.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    4th[15]Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets requirements for search warrants based on probable cause.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    5th[16]Sets rules for indictment by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to due process and prohibits self-incrimination and double jeopardy.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    6th[17]Protects the right to a speedy public trial by jury, to notification of criminal accusations, to confront the accuser, to obtain witnesses and to retain counsel.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    7th[18]Provides for the right to a jury trial in civil lawsuits.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    8th[19]Prohibits excessive fines and excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    9th[20]States that rights not enumerated in the Constitution are retained by the people.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    10th[21]States that the federal government possesses only those powers delegated, or enumerated, to it through the Constitution, and that all other powers are reserved to the states, or to the people.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    11thImmunizes states from suits brought by out-of-state citizens and foreigners not living within the state borders; lays the foundation for state sovereign immunity.March 4, 1794February 7, 1795340 days
    12thEstablishes that the vice president is elected together with the president rather than as the runner-up in the presidential election.December 9, 1803June 15, 1804189 days
    13thAbolishes slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime.January 31, 1865December 6, 1865309 days
    14thDefines citizenship, contains the Privileges or Immunities Clause, the Due Process Clause and the Equal Protection Clause, and deals with post–Civil War issues.June 13, 1866July 9, 18682 years, 26 days
    15thProhibits the denial of the right to vote based on race, color or previous condition of servitude.February 26, 1869February 3, 1870342 days
    16thPermits Congress to levy an income tax without apportioning it among the various states or basing it on the United States Census.July 12, 1909February 3, 19133 years, 206 days
    17thEstablishes the direct election of United States senators by popular vote.May 13, 1912April 8, 1913330 days
    18thProhibits the manufacturing or sale of alcohol within the United States.
    (Repealed on December 5, 1933, by the 21st Amendment.)    		December 18, 1917January 16, 19191 year, 29 days
    19thProhibits the denial of the right to vote based on sex.June 4, 1919August 18, 19201 year, 75 days
    20thChanges the dates on which the terms of the president and vice president, and of members of Congress, begin and end, to January 20 and January 3 respectively. States that if the president-elect dies before taking office, the vice president–elect is to be inaugurated as president.March 2, 1932January 23, 1933327 days
    21st[22]Repeals the 18th Amendment and makes it a federal offense to transport or import intoxicating liquors into U.S. states and territories where prohibited by law.February 20, 1933December 5, 1933288 days
    22nd[23]Limits the number of times a person can be elected president.March 21, 1947February 27, 19513 years, 343 days
    23rd[24]Grants the District of Columbia electors in the Electoral College.June 16, 1960March 29, 1961286 days
    24thProhibits the revocation of voting rights based upon failure to pay taxes.September 14, 1962January 23, 19641 year, 131 days
    25thAddresses succession to the presidency and establishes procedures both for filling a vacancy in the office of the vice president and responding to presidential disabilities.July 6, 1965February 10, 19671 year, 219 days
    26thLowers the voting age to 18 years.March 23, 1971July 1, 1971100 days
    27thDelays laws affecting Congressional salary from taking effect until after the next election of representatives.September 25, 1789May 7, 1992202 years, 223 days

    The 22 amendment is clear, presidents cannot hold that post more than twice. It is law. Someone thinks he can bypass this law to run a third time. No co chise, not going to happen. The 25th should happen as clearly someone has dementia. The 19th, since when does sex have anything to do with the ability to vote? Is it the hormones, is that it? Because from what sheep can see, most of the old farts we see there have serious mood swings that go with menopause. The 14th, really are we going back that far to prevent people from voting? Nobody wants to arm bears. I don’t care how they stared you down, what their breath smelled like, you cannot arm bears. The first amendment, the big mamoo, all encompassing. Clear and no room for argument.

    Guys this is real, you can’t make this shit up. Some want to twist the constitution to bypass laws to suit their agendas. No agenda should ignore the needs of the people, all of us. Healthcare isn’t something you mess with, Rights to live without a life of violence, fear, famine, wanting a better life. How does this harm anyone? When you get up to use the loo, how does this affect you?

    Ok we took liberties with the bears, but the dolphins and eagles, the chiefs, the jury is out until super bowl. You can have a rap off to decide that. It worked before, the best of the best was there, it drew audiences, made a fortune for the investors. Oh, you are talking about snarl. Those kinds of bears, nah, you can’t mess with them. They don’t dance. Two left feet, and in need of a bad visit to the dentist and salon would fix it, but not that temper. No, you cannot arm them with guns. Do you really want a hormonal bear, pissed off at her mate, going thru the change, to own a gun? How is this different from humans? You let MTG and Boberg and let’s not forget shag me Barbie to own them. Nothing good comes from it. Look at what you did with Benny, Putin, Kim, and that Chinese guy nobody seems to remember his name. You arm them and everyone gets an enema.

    A shut down should bring all sides together, no he said, she said, no blackmail with images of threesomes, no photos of raping carrots. No produce. It should remind everyone how important the public is, what it does, who needs help and where. Must we lock you in for a filibuster, no bathroom breaks, diapers, depends, nada, until you come to your senses?

    Donald you may not go behind the people’s backs and change laws to suit you. You might think you can, but legally you may not. Guys, those of you still supporting his antics? May we suggest Better Help to get you the mental fix you need or a good proctologist to take the stick out? Yō, you are part of the problem, not the solution if you allow this maniac to continue to run riot. It’s only a matter of when that he does this to you too. Think about it.

    We get it, nobody wins if everyone is losing. No steps forward and many back, it won’t move the needle forward, it could cause its demise. Bertha can handle skipping getting her boobs inflated, she can tie them in a knot or bow, flip them over her shoulder like an over blown soldier, not by war. She can use tea to tan her fur and use candle wax to do her legs. Humans, oy, that is a toucas of another mother and brother.

  • Bertha Says No Donald..

    Bertha is not buying the lies Donald is spewing. She calls Bullsheet!!! No Donald we are not at war ergo we do not need armed ice nor special forces in our streets. We refuse to accept the crime rates are due to people who can’t behave. Your continual inciting of attacks, giving the nudge nudge, wink wink to attacks on those citizens who have not harmed you, grotesque. This isn’t something to censor us for, unless you have something to hide.

    The idea humans cannot walk the streets, not as street walkers, but as humble, decent humans without fear of attacks, or reprisals has become a sad commentary of your presidency. Bertha cannot recall Joe or Barack causing this, inciting attacks, praising gunmen for shooting those of a different race or religion, size, choice. Your presidency is riddled with incidents you created. No president to date with any amount of decency or moxy would do that.

    Humans under the constitution, declaration of independence have rights and civil liberties. Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Must Bertha come out in her birthday suit only draped in the documents painted on her for you to see this. The rest of the world gets it, monkeys get it, but a simian like yourself can’t seem to grasp that hard fact.

    *Note: The source for this transcription is the first printing of the Declaration of Independence, the broadside produced by John Dunlap on the night of July 4, 1776. Nearly every printed or manuscript edition of the Declaration of Independence has slight differences in punctuation, capitalization, and even wording. To find out more about the diverse textual tradition of the Declaration, check out our Which Version is This, and Why Does it Matter? resource.*

            WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
              We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great-Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.
              He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public Good.
              He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing Importance, unless suspended in their Operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. 
              He has refused to pass other Laws for the Accommodation of large Districts of People, unless those People would relinquish the Right of Representation in the Legislature, a Right inestimable to them, and formidable to Tyrants only.
              He has called together Legislative Bodies at Places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the Depository of their public Records, for the sole Purpose of fatiguing them into Compliance with his Measures.
              He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly Firmness his Invasions on the Rights of the People.
              He has refused for a long Time, after such Dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the Dangers of Invasion from without, and Convulsions within. 
              He has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither, and raising the Conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
              He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
              He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the Tenure of their Offices, and the Amount and Payment of their Salaries.
              He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance.
              He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies, without the consent of our Legislatures.
              He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
              He has combined with others to subject us to a Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
              For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us:
              For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
              For cutting off our Trade with all Parts of the World:
              For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
              For depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury:
              For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:
              For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an arbitrary Government, and enlarging its Boundaries, so as to render it at once an Example and fit Instrument for introducing the same absolute Rule into these Colonies:
              For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
              For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all Cases whatsoever.
              He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
              He has plundered our Seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our Towns, and destroyed the Lives of our People.
              He is, at this Time, transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the Works of Death, Desolation, and Tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and Perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized Nation.
              He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the Executioners of their Friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
              He has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the Inhabitants of our Frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known Rule of Warfare, is an undistinguished Destruction, of all Ages, Sexes and Conditions.
              In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.
              Nor have we been wanting in Attentions to our British Brethren. We have warned them from Time to Time of Attempts by their Legislature to extend an unwarrantable Jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the Circumstances of our Emigration and Settlement here. We have appealed to their native Justice and Magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the Ties of our common Kindred to disavow these Usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our Connections and Correspondence. They too have been deaf to the Voice of Justice and of Consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the Necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace, Friends.
              We, therefore, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly Publish and Declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be, Free and Independent States; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political Connection between them and the State of Great-Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

    Signed by Order and in Behalf of the Congress,
    JOHN HANCOCK, President.

    Attest.
    CHARLES THOMSON, Secretary.

    Thank You Bertha for that. Some people need to be reminded of what that document says and means. Sheep are not afraid of posting this for all to read, see, hear, feel, as we believe it is meant for all people, regardless of size, color, religion, choice, immigration. It is for all of us. You can try to twist, undo, rewrite it, doctor it but you cannot erase its original intent.

    Sheep say NO to you Donald for trying to alter a document put together by a group of men of both political affiliations who saw and still see the importance and meaning of those words. It is what every human knows and understands. It is what sets us apart from animals that lack any ability to show empathy, humanity, equality, compassion and understanding, to their fellow man.

    There is a reason we allow others to come to our waters, land to live in peace and harmony with others. We get it. That you and your minions refuse to be isn’t our fault or doing. It’s yours. You choose to blame others for your mistakes. You encourage others to do harm to those who have done nothing to you or your family. We say NO to you and yours, and YES to that document that is not an inconvenient truth. Bertha won’t swallow your Kool Aide or choose to be poisoned from that well.

    To the original authors of this document, Bravo and Thank you for reminding us of what is truly important.

  • Bertha Won’t Be Censored…

    Bertha noticed while tryng to post on her blog, her free speech was stripped. You can strip a lot of things, furniture, houses, cars, hookers, ahem, we digress. You won’t censor Bertha’s right to free speech. To do so is asking for it and it just gives her more ammo for her arsenal.

    Oy her aching loins where to begin. If you are the CIA and do not want people to see your agenda, yes you censor. If you are a priest and have gotten caught in the loo with Putin, by all means expose the bastards. No amount of toilet bowl cleaner will get rid of that image and amount of Windex will do so either. If Trump was caught with all three of them, and for sure there was a menage a trois? Sorry, you just have to flush all of them.

    Ok, so we are joking about a serious topic. We tried the direct approach and got you got it, censored. Read between the lines folks, what is happening here, now, is only the beginning. Hitler did the same things before the atrocities. Trying to put blinders on the media is like trying to put blinders on a pig. Eventually they will sniff it out and sing like canaries.

    The truth is not a dirty word. What is it about the truth that strikes fear in the hearts of the uneducated? Is it that they might be proven wrong or worse have to admit they were lied to and duped, played like a Stratovarius? For the uncouth, that is a violin. Bertha doesn’t like to admit her rights to privacy are a myth. We all were duped into thinking it exists, but according to two former CIA ops we will call Ajax and Mona, nope, not happening. Ask a cyber detective as Bertha has and she will tell you nothing is sacred.

    They will cover up and lie about things dictators have done or tried to do, but ask your anti virus to block imposters online willing to embarrass you? Hell No. Harsh truths. Bertha is plotzing over the full frontal she gave the public. Sorry old girl, but you are not responsible for their retinas. She chose to censor herself.

    The kind of censorship isn’t nearly as funny. We are speaking of the kind that limits what people can see, hear, speak, read, laugh at. God forbid if a kid who knows more about sex than most adults learns a dirty word, or worse, gets educated and begins asking questions. Certain groups won’t allow it.

    Those groups in office and who voted for this thang refuse to admit they are wrong. Holy crap they chose to swallow the Kool Aide. For the record, you are better off going to a proctologist for a root canal than to RFK Jr. Swishing snarl is not the same as getting the good meds and sitting back and saying mutha trucker that was a rush! Yes, a proctologist will give meds that only they can give for that root canal. Snarl will land you on a door with a string, no pain meds or alcohol chasers.

    But if we tell the truth we are told to shut up. If a comedienne does so, he is taken off the air until people come to their senses. If a journalist or musician does so, his label is attacked, and he or she is made an example of. Bertha calls bullshit. The old dame won’t be silenced. When she sees people getting abused she is speaking out and up. If they are getting lied to, same thing. You can put a lot of things on a sheep as they wear it well. Duct tape and G strings are not made for us. The last episode with the two left Bertha nude and looking like something out of and S&M video. So no dice. But thank you for asking.

    Donald might think he won the war on censorship, but it will be the public, those whom he has harmed, abused that will get the last laugh. But don’t take our word for it, it isn’t over until sheep get the last word.

  • Sweet Freedom..

    I was sitting at home, sipping my coffee and happened to catch a clip from an interview done by a director who went underground to catch the planning, monetary cost, human cost, of trafficking ll year old girls on Epstein’s island.

    If you have not seen this, I am giving the link here. (1(1) Facebook its under Matthew Cox, True Crime. It lists the various interviews he made with film directors, etc. This one was the nail that should put Donald Trump in deep water. It links Epstein and Maxwell to all of the human trafficking of little girls aged 11 on up to the pedophiles who raped and abused them over and over. In one sentence this undercover agent/film director depicts little boys and girls clearly drugged on white powder, to prevent them from screaming, talking. The words he heard point blank from Ghislane Maxwell.

    It was so jarring, upsetting, I could not unsee this interview, and God help me, the film. The public was only told part of the story they want buried by the Trump administration. None of them can or should go free. If this does not put the nail in the coffin of every politico, lawyer, coconspirators, we do not have a country that believes in justice or law.

    https://www.bing.com/search?q=sweet%20freedom%2F%20%20jeffrey%20epstein%20full%20movie&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&lq=0&pq=sweet%2

    Clearly someone does not want me to show the site linked to the many videos about Epstein and his band of co Horts the government is covering up. Make no mistake, they are there on the website, where you can find them streaming online. Normally this blog only does sheep humor, but there is nothing funny about any of this. You cannot white wash it away, call it lies, or half-truths, when you have an insider, THE insider who put his neck on the line to get on tape the words of Epstein, Maxwell, every detail about the island, the building of housing for the children taken and trafficked for pedophile pigs, billionaires, high profile clients.

    Donald, you can run and you can hide, but Sheep rants is watching you. Now having this in a source nobody can deny, in a film you didn’t know about, that you cannot block, you and every other participant should be sweating. The director made a telling comment about the questionable death of Jeffrey that screams it was murder. His words, “if you believe he did this to himself…I have land to sell you in Brooklyn.” Ghislane they are coming for you next,

    Maga will try to remove this post. They will say this is the work of liberals hellbent on destroying an innocent man. Um, wake up and smell the hummus. Epstein took the fifth when asked if Trump ever had sex with underage girls aged 11. Shortly after he was found hanging in his cell. I don’t believe in coincidence. He was to do a tell all to save his behind and was permanently silenced. I won’t be silenced. I am giving serious data sources to be followed by law enforcement to provide the levels of information nobody can deny. It’s on record and we didn’t have to do a thing, it was already out there for us to find, in an interview on True Crime, with the undercover agent and film director who made Sweet Freedom. It is the interview Trump et all did not want out for the public to see or hear. Guys, follow this link, watch the video and make up your own minds.

    Donald, wear Depends, when this is over, you will need them and a chastity belt in jail.