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Bertha is prepared to march with the rest of the country as they have chosen February 5, to voice their disgust and refusal to accept any of Trump’s demented behaviors. Call it a multi-cultural, no nonsense, middle paw.

The emperor once again is running around with no clothes. His demands to strip Americans, immigrants both legal and non, any and all rights. He has pissed off the Canadians, Mexico, Chinese, and before it goes farther, his own party. No Donald you may not rename the Panama Canal, nor the Straits of Cuba nor any other body of water, or country. He is choosing to lock up undocumented immigrants in internment camps like Hitler did in the past.

He has ICE going around rounding up anyone that dislikes him, lumping all nationalities together as enemy combatants. Nobody seems to be able to contain him. It is like a rabid dog that has broken his leash and is trying to bite everyone in the toucas. There have been throngs shouting make him brownies, but sheep think that is too messy. Elon is no help as he too has a God Complex and has gone off the deep end, poor sod. He has threatened to attack Mount Rushmoor on his own to remove Washington to add his image in its place. Oy, will someone please sedate the bastard.

ICE appeared at Bertha’s door. The meeting went like this, they requested to speak with Bertha, which caught her off guard. She was in the throes of doing a total pampering. She had goo on her face, wax on her upper lip, had missed and accidently ripped off one of her eyebrows, and penciled in with a Sharpie. Her nose hair was in rasta braids, and she had not yet dealt with her wig which was askew. Things were deflated, front and back and were hissing. Her legs were not waxed and were turning on the guys trying to interview her. Her robe kept flying open which showed off her tits that were tied up in a bow. One kept hitting her in the face, which forced her to tie them up. She preferred to be tied down but both would do. Her front was not waxed nor shaven, and it smelled like Eau D’ Snarl. Those who know Bertha know she is very particular about her looks. Nobody catches her looking like she had an all nighter so we think this was done on purpose.

They asked her questions about her gender, she replied she was an other. Where was she from? She replied she was from across the pond. Did she come with papers? Bertha became startled, heavens no, she uses the trotter. She was a jewwopaho. The ICE agents didn’t have that on their list of illegals. No, she was not a ho, nor a wop, could be a jew, but for safe stashing, she was combining them all into one being. Again, they requested papers, she said she rolled her own. Then they saw puppy who was sitting in a corner watching this unfold as he started in on a watermelon. Is he doing what they thought he was doing to it? Bertha smiled, stated he could not get enough. And he made a fruit platter for later. Was he one of those too? Oh, my no, he prefers produce.

ICE has no idea what they will find going house to house. Finding Bertha was one example of be careful what you wish for. Bertha also bent over and mooned them. She gave a little wave in between her legs, and a Hellooooo as they left. Trump wasn’t paying the agents enough to deal with this, but they were on commission. Then there are the issues with the tariffs. Folks brace yourselves Bridgett, this is going to be a long 4 years unless someone gets the hamster back in the cage.

Trump is like a hamster in the bath house. He has been in and out of it, then passed over for toys, pets and produce. Now that he is back in, he is hellbent on revenge. Those who thought he was a rodent god, are helping him with his delusional behaviors. No, he cannot own the crevice he has taken over. He cannot be their emperor. Now he has all of the other organs demanding he cease and desist. Does he care what he does to the rectum? No. It is just a path to his dementia. Everyone bend over to the King rodent. Sure, there will be some pain along the path, there could be some screaming, begging, for a brief moment you will feel a brief wash of exhilaration. Make no mistake, that is merely meant to keep you off your feet, lose your balance and beg for more. When common sense kicks in you have already been screwed. Yes, it is like that with Trump.

No way is she going to let someone like that have people that cannot tell a transgendered sheep from a Maga housewife. Bertha isn’t going anywhere, refuses to be treated like someone’s next Big Mac, and watch the country and world implode. He and his cronies are counting on all of the money stolen from those most in need. Does she look like she wears off the rack? Is she sporting last years’ designer attire? But that should not matter, the idea she and others could be thrown into an internment camp is not going to happen. Not to her. But it could happen to others. Raids going on daily on campuses, churches, schools with kids getting removed by ICE, it’s a slippery slope. Next, they will go after Cows, then pigs, and it will snowball into chickens and fish. Cats have their claws out; they are not going down without a fight. You mess with cats; you learn what pain is all about. No more Mrs. nice muss. They become road warriors. Someone has to defend dogs. They are not always the sharpest tools in the shed. Take Afghan hounds, if you left things to them, we would all drown.

All of the loud screams of we own you are just a pretext of what is to come. Don’t be left holding the litter box, be prepared. If you go down like a bunch of gold diggers, you might get a brief reprieve, then it is off to the Epstein farm. Trump knows he can’t pack that many into Guantanamo, so he is building more internment camps and there is no first class or lawyers, waiting to take your calls.

The answer of course is to resist, resist and rebel. Non Repento. There is no other choice, at least we go down fighting. We invite Canada, Mexico, to join us. If you cannot be there in person, be there in your heart, Solidarity sisters and brothers.