Well, someone is too big for his britches. Demanding employees give you their work history. Ahem, that is not in your job description. You sir do not have the ability to decide anyone’s value. Bertha is Fuming, refuses to give the Zieg Heil and is telling you to naff off. This is a no-win situation you have created to justify firing all of those people. Sheep are not dumb. For a CEO you are very transparent.
In fact, legally you do not have grounds to stand on, declaring anyone be fired. You are not an American Citizen, your J1visa can still be used against you. Your puppets cannot just break the law to change that. Geppetto for once you have created a mess that nobody wants to help you clean up.
So, what do you want to know about our work history? Did we show up? Were we naked or did we come with clothes on, trick question. Were we master of our domain? Can you prove it, another trick question. Can we multitask? Trick question. Think hard before you answer these.
We can fire you. We can file a grievance. We can go to the ACLU and fire the mother of all class action suits against you. There are more of us than there are of you. Folks do not sign those papers, don’t email. They cannot fire you. If they fire you they must pay out unemployment, plus damages. It is the law. Bertha knows this too. Folks stand your ground. Be vocal, loud if they do fire you.
Elon, Bertha wants to talk to you. You cannot fire a transgendered, mythical creature. To do so would mean they would think you are crazy. You did not ask what I was on the application, you did ask if I was male, female or other. I said other. You did not specify what an other is. Did you ask if I was an animal? No. Was I afraid of ladders or latex? No. Do i need to ride side saddle? Now see, when you put other on a job application, you need to ask those things. Typing, filing, having the ability to alter facts or amounts? Are we Yes men? Will we give the Zieg Heil, I don’t think so. Sheep could not do this if they wanted to. That would mean things would pop out, hiss, then there is the issue of stuff deflating, which gets into a whole new set of issues. Oy, you need to either specify that term or be ready for the outcome. Ya were not expecting that response were you. Your HR department didn’t do its job. Oh, you are too easy. By the way, schtooping the secretary is not part of our job. Nor is hiding the salami or playing peek a boo with rodents.
Bertha is fully prepared to go to war with Elon, Manno a sheep. Can you see how this might play out, a grown man, multi-millionaire, discussing the value of Bertha? He has no idea what he is up against, his worst nightmare come true. This is a ballsey dame who is smart, funny, charming, wears Chanel better than he does, and is trans. OMG, the look on his face will be priceless. We hired a what?!!! Can’t get rid of me as I am not normal. I am Abby something, I walk this way, this way. She will camp it up to no end. She will bend over and wave at him between her legs, batting her eye lashes at him, blowing air kisses. We want to see this one on network tv, make it go global. Our wet dream comes true. Other male millionaires be like OH HELL NO!!! They will act like they don’t’ know him, her anything is possible.
Now Elon, you have a choice, do sheep go sheep on you, discuss the wild night we shared on the Pont Du Garre, or will you quietly go away and give all of those people back their jobs with back pay and interest? Your choice, the clock is ticking…..His baby mommas are going we want a part of that action. Putin is freaking out, what did I hire? Nobody told me he was into bestiality. You all just thought you knew who he was. Sheep play hard ball. Eva Braun is shaking her head in disgust. She knew what he was when she first met him. You just never know about some men. Did we mention we have photos of you and Donald in compromising positions? Gotta love AI, Feet, really? You disgusting Perv.
Folks, we have him. WE have got your backs. Nobody attacks sheep, or our people.
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