Author: maria torrini

If anyone was to come to the US and see how Maga behaves, they would be so disturbed. Folks, 99% are not Maga. The fringe group who insist on refusing to denounce the fraud, would have you believe he is the second coming. Honey, I doubt he was able to come at all. Even former Maga members have finally seen through his facade. He has no intention of fixing your grocery bills, won’t be sending a dime to anyone, won’t lower gas prices, nada. He is a con man, of the worst kind. This is the guy who told you while you stood in lines for the ovens: I am not going to kill you or your families. Then send people off for the atrocities we now know as the Holocaust. I had to go there to wake people the hell up. I will get censored for it, told to remove it. Nope, it stays. Do I believe he is that evil to copy such horrors? Yes, sheep know it would happen if allowed.

Ask yourselves this, when did you ever see so many people living in poverty, cars, who cannot afford rent, their homes or cars, groceries? Bertha has seen it all, but never has she seen things this bad. Even Dick Cheney whom many referred to as the devil incarnate, would send Trump and family on a duck hunting trip, one way. Telling his followers to cheat at the polls, to cause mayhem to invoke a crisis for national guards to shoot people at the polls? You cannot make this shit up, he said it on national tv. This shows how depraved, mentally incompetent he is to hold any office. His hyenas he calls his staff, allowing him to make such comments with no retort are just as guilty.

People our futures are up to us, we must vote all of them out. None of them has your best interest at heart. Not one. They hypocrisy of those refusing to come out of the closet and admit they are gay yet tell women how to behave is disgusting. When you see a grinder fest outing them, you know they are out and out liars. Gays don’t lie, but closet queens do. Trust me swastikas don’t go well in clubs guys. Melania is no saint, but even she knows it’s time to abandon shit.

Maga you will read this and call us crazy, evil, liars, but who is lying to themselves? On what planet do you know of ANY religious work that teaches cheating, or lying, disrespecting others, harming innocent people who were born gay, or black, green or chartreuse? You can’t because it does not exist. Rape and incest are not just crimes; they are punishable by law. Yet you protect a pedo who attacks little girls, his own daughter. You protect a common thief who steals from all of you.

Trump told his supporters to drink bleach during Covid and they did. Trump called his supporters to DC on Jan 6 and told them to attack the Capitol. And they did. Now Trump is openly calling on his supporters to “cheat like hell” in the 2026 election. They 100% will. No, we did not make these things up, those are facts. How is it we the people know these things, but Maga claims they never heard any of this? The almighty one could not possibly be lying; he is above all. Um vagina, hate to burst your bubble of Kool Aide, he has been lying since day one. When you spent money to attend that farce, you do know none of that money will come back to you? He is worse than the imposters on Facebook who hook innocent women and men into believing they are celebrities. At least they lie about offering to buy you dinner and drinks before fleecing you. Trump and his family, buddies, lie to your face, no wine, no dinner, no romance. Just grocery bills that never reduce, empty gas tanks because you could not afford to fill it to go to your low paying jobs. We the people know and understand and see through all of it, know a liar when we see and hear one, smell one in his case. The stench is impossible to ignore. Now are we discussing age related issues or just the bullshit coming from his mouth, pick an orifice, neither smells good.

You need to walk away from your churches who are letting his lies live. Not your faith, but the hate filled, fear mongering, utter disgusting rape of little girls not based on anything but ignorance and lack of education. None of it is normal, right, are sins, crimes, are harming your neighbors, friends, family. Sheep know a few things about what is in the Bible, the Koran, Talmud, 10 Commandments, and we are here to tell you what you have been told are LIES. Sheep love cherries, but not when they are twisted, bastardized, to suit very harmful agendas. Oy for the love of all things spam, will you please wake the hell up, break wind, get it out of your system however it works for you. You were lied to. It is like cellulite, it won’t go away, will continue to grow and hurt you, makes you look horrible, makes you ignore the warnings. They are neon, yes that chocolate cake looks good and tastes good, but it is filled with garbage that messes with your behind, thighs, arms, is a witch to get rid of, unless you tune it out and walk away. It is not your friend, is not your messiah, cannot cure herpes, or the clap. Think of it as ethnic cleansing. You just took go lightly now and your eyes have uncrossed, you no longer have anal glaucoma, the world is not out to get you or cheat you. Many have seen the light, now it is your turn. it does not hurt, nobody will laugh at you, many will applaud you. If you don’t stop buying the lies, you will be homeless, bankrupt, lose your jobs, friends, family, can’t afford groceries. It is not the fault of the people who you blame. It is the fault of Donald Trump et all.

If we save one of you, we have done our job. If we save all of you, we have saved a nation of those suffering at the hands of a greedy con man. Either way it is win/win.

First of all, nobody silences Bertha or Puppy. Many tried and failed. That boat sailed years ago when perverse farmers tried to get distract her with trinkets, designer attire, expensive dinners, latex and ladders. Bertha made the choice to flaunt them, moon them, and give them a swift bite in the toucas. When she and her cohorts left the farm, they left behind the silence of the lambs. They refused to behave, wear duct tape except when they were a bra short, or hammock for the boys. They grabbed Puppy and took the first boat out of censorship. What they had to endure to fit in was painful, embarrassing, made their eyes cross, forced sport implants, lashes, wigs, tans, waxed legs, and by the way mint jelly has no place on a waxed anything. It Burns. They went through it, though Puppy slipped by with the exception of the unkindest cut of all. The one that no canine speaks its name.

Taking risks to fit in, be allowed to spy on humans, call them out on their most disgusting behaviors, was the very thing that made it all worthwhile. No human should have to endure such grotesque antics to fit in, be seen or heard out of fear of reprisals. The constitution guarantees free speech for all. Transgendered sheep are no exception. Rappers are no exception, journalists, no exception. Say it with us, no exception. The balls to voice fact over lies, use humor or satire to describe horrors, hide atrocities and crimes against others, humanity, children, here and abroad, protect the grifts of family members while millions suffer needlessly. It takes guts, shows immeasurable love, empathy, for their fellow man and women. That has no place for censorship. It must be applauded, encouraged, protected.

Bertha has spent a lifetime observing the acts of her fellow men and women, gathered a plethora of material the very bastards committing those acts, tried to stifle. Keep giving us material, we will keep using it to call all of you out. We will not silence those trying to speak out, up, show facts, inhumane acts against people here and abroad. Do not let our come hither ta ta’s and toucas fool you. We are steel magnolias, titanium, and our voices, cannot and won’t be threatened. No amount of fried computers, threats of outing the guilty will make us stop. No bullies in S&M gear that is too small to hold what we assume is the gherkin you use can either. Cowards too afraid to stand up for what is right, use bully tactics. Real men tell the truth. No S&M get ups, no whips and chains or bullets needed.

Sheep don’t dance, we don’t tango, we might dip, but we never sway to the wants of those protecting the guilty. Real people dare to go the distance, expose those who have harmed millions. We honor them, respect them and will always have their backs, and fronts. Our man Marshall, we bow to you. Bravo. Like sheep the use of comedy and satire is the greatest threat to a guilty party. You use that beautifully. Keep up the good work. As for the puppets who are too cowardly to call out the very person forcing silence, we pity you. It is not an act of bravery to lie, cheat, deflect or distort facts. It is called malfeasance. It is a crime and you will go to jail. These are things cowards like Trump et all, don’t want nor like to hear. It’s over Donald, your lies, cons, theft is up. Your victims have seen through the facade. It didn’t come with bullets or attacks on a capitol. That came from you. What came from us, is you are nothing more than a sniveling loser of a human being. You are not a king, not a jester, not even the carpet salesman. You and your administration will go down on each other, try to play hide the rattlesnake, bury the treasure. No amount of spank the monkey will erase the crimes all have committed. It’s over, nobody listens to Lawrence Welk anymore.

Midterms are coming folks, sing like canaries and make your voices seen and heard. Ice has no jurisdiction at the poles. They violate your rights to have your opinions count. Let the chips fall where they may, and we will shovel the entire group of losers, pathetic excuses of human waste to prison where they all belong, no pardons. Bertha will not go silently into this sweet night, wear duct tape, well she might, if things go flat, need to be tied into a bow. WE don’t cow tow to bullies, even those who wear skirts. Donald that would be YOU.

People who are: out of a job, can’t afford rent, a mortgage, food, a car payment or insurance, remain in their cars or RV’s, getting beaten and killed by Ice, losing government assistance, housing did not vote for this. This was not your dream when you chose to vote for Trump.

Let sheep guess, you thought he cared about all of you. Bertha is laughing so hard, violet flavored Oh No’s are creeping out. You got played like a violin, stripped naked and told to assume the position. No Martini, no Beer, or a tequila shot first. He let you believe he was the new Messiah and would lead you to wealth and prosperity. More violet flavored Oh No’s. The lies and BS coming out of his mouth are not unlike Medussa and the snakes. The more naive you all were, the easier it became to lie to you. You fell for every game in his arsenal and then some. You were already in a bad place before he came along, but we had someone willing to try to fix the impossible, work with those in need. How many times must we fall for a cowboy on horseback? Trump wasn’t riding a horse, maybe Putin. No amount of slick words or lack thereof, promises in the dark, a daughter he took out like eye candy, literally. You didn’t question anything coming out of his mouth.

You assumed if you were upper middle class or rich, you could not lose everything you worked for. Did grocery prices drop? No. Gas? No. You lost your civil rights and ownership of our own bodies. You let people with no medical background, or who were walking in your shoes, tell you, sorry, we own you. You allowed doctors who had vast experience get treated like idiots, when covid was killing our loved ones. But you all were willing to swill bleach, or other dangerous and deadly substances to ward off a virus that was worse than a case of syph in a frat house.

We cannot go back, but you can move forward. You are still humans with voices and the ability to kick out all who lied to you, attacked you, your parents, grandparents, friends, family members. Don’t let Ice derail you from voting, that is what they want. Stand tall and proud, don’t make a scene and a mess on the floor. Make your voices heard, telling those bastards nobody takes away their American dreams. You won’t be silenced. The most dangerous weapons do not come with guns and bullets. They come with eyes wide open, empty wallets, those losing or who have lost everything. They have nothing to lose. You want to tangle with old ladies and grumpy old men who lost their life savings, are forced on the street, I don’t think so. They have teeth, does it matter what kind? No. They want those who robbed them stripped naked, in handcuffs, not with fur. They want them exposed, their lies, exposed. They want their assets frozen, given back to the people. Then they want them fed to the international tribunals, courts they cannot bribe, tried for war crimes here and abroad. Trump made one fatal mistake….

People have long mammaries, vote with their wallets, know who screwed them over, played them and used them. The few that are still trusting him, won’t be enough to save him or any of his administration. The game is over, they are not living the dream promised to them, they are in his nightmare. It will happen to them, they are not immune. You cannot pray away grocery prices, dangerous medical practices, or rape and sodomy of children. That isn’t God’s will. Prayer is a helluva thing when it works. This isn’t it. This is still playing on the fears and phobias of people lacking education, a willingness to look outside of the farm. When the cows have more common sense than the people, it’s a bad sign.

Billionaires don’t care what your dreams are, needs, or losses have been. By continuing to back them and Trump, you are telling them you are willing to bend over, don’t care what you catch, who suffers. Don’t give us how godly you are crap when you are letting people suffer living in their cars, or worse getting them taken away, or their rv’s. Who are you to judge these people, rob them, starve children, protect little girls from imbred, monkey stupid, relatives who think it’s ok to force pregnancy on them? You do know that is called rape. It isn’t macho, sexy, cute or funny. It’s just rape. It is a crime punishable by law.

People, humans, you did not vote for that. You are smarter, wiser, deep down have more empathy, morals and ethics than to allow uneducated, idiots, to destroy this country and our people. I don’t care if they wear Chanel or drive fancy cars. Idiots come in all classes. Many are CEO’s. Those too afraid to stand up and say they have had enough. Grow a pair and get your balls back in your pockets. Tell trophy wife it’s not cool to hire people that cannot afford to breathe. Then pull a Karen and let those people get deported. Disgusting. Others might be too afraid to voice their opinions, call out those who need to be told NO.

Bertha refuses to let people suffer. She wants their rights and voices seen and heard. You don’t want her to go off and really tell you what you caused by electing a thief, con man, serpent, royal embarrassment, traitor, asshole, pedophile. He is not the Messiah, has not done a damn thing that anyone should be proud of or caused. He won’t make things better, do any of what he promised you. He has started an illegal war we cannot win, will cost so many innocent men and women thrust into his war they didn’t ask for. You will lose your kids. It is not God’s will. You do not have the right to own anyone’s body nor dictate medical treatment. When it continues to get worse, don’t blame sheep. We tried to warn you. That is not the American dream anyone asked for.

Bertha wants to be clear; she will never judge anyone for needing assistance of any kind. She has been there, tried to get corporate CEOs to donate to food banks, resulting in a lot of red tape, but nobody donating a dime. Ok, that brings us back to those who must rely on themselves to put food on the table for their families. People fall in between the cracks, get lost in the system, end up requiring assistance to live, feed themselves and family members. Sheep say it again, it is not a crime to need help. The world is not walking in your shoes.

Bertha has had to learn to improvise to keep her youthful good looks. No more going to a spaaaaaa, or buying Chanel, Louboutin’s or Manolo Blahnik’s, buying 300 face cream to hide bags, under eye circles, or getting things done. Now it is Preparation H, Duct tape, Plaster, Coffee for that night of debauchery, bicycle pumps to keep things up, perky and a harness for those who can no longer tie them in a bow. Yes, women have it a lot worse than men. Dragon lady nails? No. Fake eye lashes and weaves? Only if you are one of those strange cats suffering from premature baldness. Don’t forget the power of alum. No, if everything has fallen, gone sideways and just left, even Allah himself can’t save you. Funds spent on maintaining your Za Za Zu, need to go to buying milk, eggs, pasta, bread, meat, peanut butter, fruit and veggies. I know priorities, Bertha gets it. She has seen her looks go from Hello sailor to just a grunt and moan. You are talking the difference between living on the street, no car, nada, to maybe not having everything we want, but getting one thing a month, and need. You still might grunt and moan, no guarantees. In this economy we can’t have both. Gone are the days when that was possible. Under the control of senior psychopath and his band of nazis, they want you broke, locked up, voices silenced, unseen or heard, can’t vote, pregnant but won’t pay for baby formula or diapers, food, no housing, just nothing.

Guys, we know you too are suffering, no Viagra, so things are at half mast, can’t salute, or must try to shake it up before it revolts and says NO. No manicures, or manscaping, so even mice look at you and cringe. Sheep get it. No more nights out with the guys, or ladies. You chose to buy that overpriced, fancy car to impress people. Now guess what, the repo truck has taken it, you still owe on it, can’t pay that, nor bills, nor loans you got. Did you really need to be an influencer, faking it until you make it, going broke doing so? No, you did not. Cheech, it’s like this, nobody at the welfare office is going to show sympathy. You might lose your section 8, your crib, end up back to square one. Ladies, same thing.

Sometimes we just have to suck it up. Bite the bullet and take it. No temper tantrums, destroying stores, it’s not their fault. Take that anger out at the voting booth. Vote out those trying to control you. Bertha has to do it too. Do we like it? NO. But we cannot afford legal fees, felonies, for that candy bar you cannot get on your food stamps. If you want chips buy a large bag and make smaller bags which tricks your brain into thinking you have your treats. You might spend 4 or 5 dollars initially but go back and do the math. Each of those half-filled or near empty bags at the store are running up to two dollars apiece. Your money will run out very fast if you insist on buying them each time. You want that box of cupcakes or Twinkies? Buy them once a month. Make each a special treat. Bertha learned all of those tricks. No fights at the checkout line. She is buying those items not on the days, she uses her stamps with cash? Nobody can say squat. Yes, it is that easy.

Food stamps are not going to be around forever, and at some point, we all have to use them wisely. So, get rid of the snips and snails and puppy dog tails, save your money to afford items you really need. Sheep are going to get rocks thrown our way. How can transgender sheep know what it’s like not get everything we want? Bertha and puppy have walked in your shoes and are still walking in your shoes.

Puppy needs his produce, we mean he NEEDS to get his ya ya’s off. No amount of playing fetch is going to cut it for the little guy. He needs to grope his melons at least once a day, and don’t get us going on zucchini. Those poor bastards end up with a look of shock and awe, then the crudite platter for later. If he cannot get those items at the store, the town terrier suffers. Cats look at him with that don’t even think about it, smirk. Bertha has to use her stamps to buy basics, plus produce, lots of it.

We are all in this together, and Bertha understands because she has been there. We will all get through this together, not with violence or yelling. Use that anger at the voting booth and vote them all out. Trust us, the short-lived pain now will be worth the long-term days of common sense.

Plan on your locating a job you can get funds for emergencies, and no getting your nails, tits and ass blown are not emergencies. Needing a high-tech phone to do selfies and videos on Tik Tok do not qualify. Go old school and stash your money where its safe, and available if and when you need it. Bertha had to stop stuffing her bra because it kept deflating her implants. She has to eat that nasty, dried croaker. No, she is not pulling out the old codger. Her job as a phone rep is keeping her afloat. Those paychecks are getting stashed. Pretty soon she can afford a half full bag of Doritos. She might have to forgo the latte that is mostly sugar with a teaspoon of coffee, but that half full bag of snacks can’t be taken by anyone. She paid cash. You can do the same. Now we don’t expect you to go out and find an old croaker or pull out the old codger. Just get yourself something that will give enough for you and your family. Sheep know you can do it.

Guys, its simple, Trump has dementia, not a little, this is advanced. It is textbook. You do not allow someone who cannot comprehend basic concepts to dictate how to block a war. Pretty soon you will see him hit the button and have no memory of his having done so. That is where we are headed. This cannot be hidden or covered up. Those who try to pretend to save their jobs, images, salaries and perks? You are committing elder abuse, malfeasance. Those crimes are on you. Look at what you all have done.

People too poor to afford rent or food, and you want them in internment camps. The nazis did this. Silencing the media unless it’s to support the insane clown posse. Sheep warned of such camps years ago and got told to take off the tinfoil caps. It could never happen to our people in our country. Oh really? So, senior psychopath and his band of rejects would not do this to homeless people, or those who lost everything and can’t buy or qualify for food stamps? Guess again.

Sheep have come to the conclusion Trump is getting played like a pan flute and billionaires, enemas of the state are pulling his strings. We have seen that before. The goat knows who I am talking about. By the way, he wants no part of this, refuses to be read by anyone. The wars Trump created to protect him from incarceration, have gotten out of control, are harming our own men and women, killing innocent people and causing catastrophic damage here and abroad. But those hiding from Grinder exposés, or who like to play dress up and hide the salami with other men, an actual nazi that sports swastikas, think this is normal. On what planet is any of this normal? Sheep have nothing against the gay community, we support you, but those behaving as if humans must follow rules, they thumb their behinds at, lie about, they should be protected? Sheep are looking at this and saying hell no!!!

We see you hiding, pretending, inventing false flag operations. Come out of the closet Gertrude and take Hildegard and Bathsheba with you. Gays don’t lie about other gays. Sheep have gaydar, and like we said, we fully support the Gay community, including transgenders, but we refuse to let their voices be silenced that dared expose truths, Mike, JD and Marco try to hide. You have more beards among you than Ali Baba. Playing media games to hide the fact your boss is suffering from dementia, is in a dangerous state, that will kill everyone, is a crime. Sheep are not manufacturing information; our sources are reliable.

We have a deal we think you can’t refuse, its legal, does not involve wire transfers, nobody will get rich. Give the public what they need, ie: low rents they can afford, food they can buy without loans, healthcare that is all encompassing, no more ICE, jobs that pay more than a pound of ground beef costs, food stamps for those with kids, limiting treat items to 2, not 2 of everything, just 2 sweet treats per month. Give senior citizens enough to live on, not having to work until they die, their rights to live in rv’s without harassment, go camping, not threatening children who will live with vaccines, undoing the BIG UGLY BILL. Sheep are not playing. Now who holds the cards? Paper trails don’t lie, and photos you thought were long gone online? Hello.

We are not threatening your life; no weapons will harm anyone. Your families won’t be gone after, and your kids will be safe. No violence of any kind. You are already losing in the polls, and underground media has been releasing footage of you all. This is your chance to do the right thing, invoke article 25, and the above mentioned. No need to sick your poodles on us. By the way this goes along with freedom of speech. We are not encouraging anyone commit violence. Sheep don’t do that. No time limit, nothing drastic. Just do the right things. Sheep don’t care if you are gay, but we do care about your hypocrisy. Your ability to harm innocent people who never met you. Good, decent people, some that voted for you. That isn’t a good look. You hold the cards to prevent a famine, a war we cannot win, with no winners. Your money won’t keep you warm at night. What goes around comes around.

Like you, Bertha and Puppy are in the same boat when it comes to trying to stay afloat in this economy. We feel the same pressures, deal with insane rents, We go to the store and see the insane prices that never show signs of reduction. Bertha has had to come up with creative ways to make items multitask. We admit that some are totally deranged even for sheep. We thought we might share with you her new normal.

I don’t care if you are male, female, shemale, or sheep, we have discovered if you have things that need a crane, two words…duct tape. It is the new multitask item that does it all. Need a bra, duct tape. If you need to wax or man scape, duct tape is your girl. Throw in super glue and we guarantee nothing will fall off, out, or ooze. Now, we cannot do much about things that droop or hang to your knees. That requires a bicycle pump, a harness and well, yes, we will come back to that.

Sometimes you just need to reinvent yourself and cannot use items that are no longer affordable. Gone are the days of that smelly, white paste that was used for your face. Now it is preparation H. Oh, yes, it’s not just for hemorrhoids anymore. Even men have discovered to keep up with those damn generation Z and millennials, one cannot sport bags. No dears, not on the face or anywhere else. If things are drooping and you cannot afford Botox, or Maunjaro, its preparation H. Alum is another good one. Oh, that sucker will make everything look surprised. If you need to look puckered, but not tuckered, alum is your best friend. Do we have to remind you if you are going to let your toothbrush do double duty, you need one with some oomph. Ladies, we know you know what we mean. Keep batteries on hand for those nights you need a cheap thrill. Just don’t settle for those limp biscuits that are not rocking the scene. Guys might we suggest water balloons for those nights you cannot afford to go to those strip clubs. Hey, these are desperate times. They call for desperate measures.

ok, so we are trying to make you laugh, we get it. Things are so out of control, between schizophrenic price changes, and those barely hanging on. Bertha spoke to several homeless people to get a feel for what they are dealing with. Loud bull horns yelling for people to move, not a good look governor. Where do you expect them to go if you won’t allow them to live in their cars or tents, campers, or nonexistent shelters. Karens who are so nosy they get up in your business and won’t let you breathe. Really, what made you so mean Karen? Didn’t get a date to the prom? Someone beat you to the squash? Why are you so mean? Yenta, back off. Everything is not your business, and men, yes, you. You can be Karens too. Nobody needs to have their grass mowed every time a blade of it breaks wind. HOA’s need to go. You have dogs getting rope rash from the shards you have growing in your yards. If you see them scooting on your new rugs, blame yourselves.

Those trying to afford the basics, we feel your pain. Puppy was hoping to find his melons, yeah, we know we saw it. He had to settle for grapes. It is not the same. The little guy has had to cut back on his crudite platter. Zucchini went up, again, yes, we heard it. Watermelons have shrunk to the size of cantaloupes. Things get caught. It is just not the same for the little guy. He was used to stashing. Ok minds out of the gutter. He just does not get that same imbred monkey stupid response. Gone is the Italian squirm. Getting one’s, ya ya’s is not what it used to be, and cats just give the middle paw if you come near them. No doggy don’t even come close. The vacuum is worn out, it has had too much, and rodents, well, those damn pedophile republican congress and senators just can’t leave them alone. Its every man for himself now doggy, the cupboards are dry, that is what K-Y is for.

Sheep have been inhaling. No not to the tune of stink weed. It’s those elderly members of congress and the senate. Those filibusters keep them locked up, no depends, no wonder they are all crazy and cranky. Trump cut the budget for depends, toilet paper, bathroom breaks. Even Putin is saying comrades, you went too far. But he keeps asking for more money to keep his war going. Um, did someone forget to give him his meds? The little dude is sundowning again. Ya might want to yank his chain before he starts playing with the football. We know, he likes to look at the pretty colors. Yep, he is full on demented.

Folks, we know it is tough out there, we feel it too. Sheep have had to cut back on caffeine, so we know how you feel. Meat? I think we knew what that once resembled. No twinkies of any kind, no soda or chips. Haagen Daz is 15.00 a little pisser. Don’t make us discuss fruit or things that keep us sane. If junior wants to eat like a hog, feed him what millions of grannies used to. Beans, Bananas, things that fill up the bottomless pit. Trust me if they are hungry enough, they will eat it. Of course, the family cat might disappear too. Ajax, this would be a good time to hide.

We are all feeling the pain. Sheep get it, and to get through this, never lose yourself, sense of humor, ability to get through anything attitude. Sheep see you. A blue wave is coming folks; we will all get through this.

Bertha and Puppy see you all struggling, trying to hold on when everything has become impossible. Salaries that don’t come near enough for anyone to survive in this depression. The hamster wheel keeps spinning, but you cannot keep up. Rents have become so insane virtually nobody is able to afford them, have the credit rating not even God would pass.

Gone for a while are the good old days when you could have maybe not everything, but you were not starving, or homeless, on the brink. How did we get here you ask? The public got played by a socio pathic narcissist, who also suffers from advanced dementia. Propped up by billionaires unwilling to pay their share of taxes, aide others, instead of leading their greedy lifestyles. The public played into those hands. They saw you coming a mile away, told you gold flecked lies designed to trick and con you into believing anything they sold to you. You chose to ignore those of us who refused to swallow their KOOL-AID. You called us crazy, that we were alarmists, bitter, angry, tree huggers. That was part of their goal, to turn people against one another so the truth never came out or was disguised. The rich thought he would never hurt them or their families. The poor and middle class too. He played on your fears, on your need to have weapons of mass destruction. Those weapons can’t fight drones armed to the teeth. Their second weapon is exorbitant food prices, gas, rents, things you depend on being affordable .

You can play deaf and dumb for a while, that its only happening to poor people or those who made poor choices in life. It is happening to all of us. Nobody is immune. Not maga, or the rich, or celebrities. We are all in the same boat. Think of this as your chance to right the titanic. It does not have to sink. People do not need to die or suffer. Fake wars can be ended peacefully. How badly do you want it and what are you willing to do to get there? This would be a great time for you all to say article 25 for the entire administration. Not well maybe he will change or make things right. Guys, take off the blinders. It is your money, housing, rent, food, kids. It is your hard-earned dollars going into billionaire coffers that laugh at you who are stealing you blind.

The struggles are real for all of us, including sheep. We are not immune. Like you, we too live on the razors’ edge. Too poor to afford rent, too rich to afford assistance. Bertha is using things she never dreamed had so many uses. Did you know cornstarch is the best cooling powder around? Never mind for cooking, it’s cheaper, as you use less, isn’t toxic, can be used for babies. If they made it into toilet paper it would be the trifecta. Bertha does not shop per week, that is a fool’s game to get you to go broke faster. She shops for the month, stretches that budget until it cannot squeak any further. With her ubber tight budget, she gets a large cut of meat and works around it. Every ounce is sliced thin, ground into sirloin, turned into meals you go broke buying at fast food joints. She gets frozen leftovers, gets to treat her freezer not as the enema, but her own little cafe. Instead of buying junk food, soda, energy drinks that are sugar water and salt with a fancy label, its produce, fruit, baking basics. Guys sheep love junk food, we love soda, all the good stuff. But if it’s a choice of feeding puppy, and me, or blowing money we need? For a while, it has to go. No more Starbucks, or their insane unhealthy drinks of cups of sugar disguised with flavoring. Make it at home with less sugar, save that 15 dollars. Stop whining about how fast food is breaking you. Yes, it is. Make it at home. Don’t come to sheep saying I cannot afford when you are sporting designer attire, fancy cars you cannot afford, sheep have no sympathy. You are not billionaires.

The shit will hit the fan and has already started doing so. We see it, you live it, you know it. Don’t get so exhausted you forget how to fight for yourselves or your families. Boycott fast food, Starbucks, grocers that refuse to lower prices people can afford. refuse to go broke with insane rents, tell them no I won’t pay your prices, then go find some willing to accept real, affordable pricing. Don’t be made to feel you are less if you cannot afford to live. Stand tall, proud, know we are all in the same boat. But let’s band together instead of against each other, protect each other, help each other. Let’s clean house, undo the messes foisted on us and the world. It’s not dem or republican now. It is all of us. One choice, one boat, same seating, location, destination. The Titanic does not have to sink with us on it. This is our chance. Take it. It is your right to defend yourself, family, friends. Fuck color or choice or whom they love. This is our time, let’s get it back. Better, stronger, less divisive, eyes wide open, no Kool Aid.

Sheep are not going away, won’t be silenced and refuse to cow tow to Dr, Strange Love and his band of nazis. That is our choice, what is yours?

Is it just sheep, or is anyone else getting call-bombed by telemarketers? You know they are not going to give up until you buy something or give up your bank info. Oh sure, you can tell them to naff off, let them know they are insufferable little twats, and ask if their mother was a Muppet. Bertha had a few ideas we think would be good to try, because why not? She is going to ask them if they have called Mitch to see if he is interested in what they are selling?

This is where the fun comes in; pay attention. If they say they think he is passed on, ask, “Are you sure? “Did you take his pulse? Is it possible he is there but not registering on all 4 wheels? If he is on all 4 wheels, has he sent in his excuse for not applying for your product? You do know to sell him anything, he has to be there. Not here, but there. If he is there, then why are you calling me? I am here, not there, and I won’t be here for much longer. Now, does that mean I have passed on and am actually a dead parrot? Am I a stiff? No, I don’t have a stiffy, yes, I think I would recall that if I did. Do you have a stiff? Are you sure? You would remember that, don’t you think? Is it at half-mast? Not quite full frontal, but more than Mitch, but less than Lindsey. What am I talking about? Well, I think you would know what you are talking about if you knew what I am talking about. You know I know. You know I know what you are trying to do. How do I know what you are trying to do? You don’t know how I know what you know? And you want to sell me life insurance. I don’t think you are cut out for this.

In fact, you can try to sell Donald; he likes to talk about himself. See if you can sell him first. Tell him you tried to talk to Mitch, but Mitch is not responding. You think he has a stiffy, but you are not sure. No, you don’t know if he is stiff; are you asking? I am not asking. You are asking. I am telling you I can assure you I am very alive. I am so alive; I am alive with pleasure. No, I don’t smoke, but I am cool as a cucumber. In fact, I am so alive I am ready to beat the hell out of the dead parrot, whom we are not sure is actually dead. He could be, but we are not sure. He isn’t here. His name is Mitch. No, we don’t know if that Mitch is alive either. Nobody seems to know if he is alive or there, or missing in action, or hasn’t had any action in a long time. No, we don’t know if his wife has had any. She isn’t there. No, we think she is alive, but we don’t know. Is she stiff? Define stiff exactly.

I got my parts caught in a vacuum, or too much Botox, pulled too tight. No filler is that plaster crap they insert with a tube. No, you don’t blow on it. You don’t get out much, do you? Too much Maun Jaro, I can’t breathe. No, we don’t know if she is stiff. Do you know if she is stiff? You have not seen her. Have you seen him? You think he voted in the midterms. You have not seen him. How there was he? Did he know if he was there?

Wait, are you still the telemarketer from yesterday? This is the office of Mitch McConnell? Are you sure? You don’t know if you are sure? You think you are sure, but they have not told you if you are or not? I see. So, you know we know what you know. In fact, we know that you know we can know without knowing. You know? Do you want to know what I know that you don’t know? Just when you thought you could hide all of the dead bodies. You don’t know if you are hiding Lyndsey? You do know he is a stiff, has gone on to the great beyond, and is, in fact, a dead parrot. Will they dress him in that little blue number? Donald loved that one; the heels set it off when he moved. No, when Lyndsey moved. We don’t know what moves he tried.

So, if you are the office telemarketer, what are you trying to sell me? Because you didn’t sell me on Mitch. I know you know. I think most of the public knows. Maggots don’t know? Did they ask? What did you tell them? You couldn’t tell them because you don’t know. Well, here is a pretty good clue; pay attention. If he hasn’t been seen or heard, there is a very good chance he isn’t here. If he has not tried to give the finger or used the finger, he hasn’t spoken to his missing wife. I think he would remember that. He would beg to have his privacy violated; that would for sure let him know he was there. Because he hasn’t, we don’t think he is still here.

If you decide you want to call back, just ask for Bertha. Bertha is a sheep, a very transgendered, multicultural, sheep of Lyndsey’s dreams. Do we know if he had a go with her? Bertha does not kiss and tell. He can’t tell, and she won’t. Is she alive? She is so alive she is flaunting them as we speak. You want her number in case someone else comes out of the closet? You would know. It’s like a faucet there, no, not there, there. It’s like whack-a-mole in chambers. You boff one, and another comes up for more. Don’t you all ever give it up? Oh, you do; that is the problem, yes, so we see. Hmmm, ok. Well, I think we know who you need to call. If Mitch answers, tell him to tell you we knew.

Unless you are sleeping under a pile of dung, you know the pedophile, homophobic, racist, xenophobic, toucas kissing, Muppets are still protecting Trump. You know he suffers from advanced dementia. Yes, he is sundowning; yes, he babbles incoherent rants, has no clue about the levels of damage, death, violation of civil rights, and human suffering here and abroad he is responsible for. There is no defense for his actions, none. Worse, the Muppets in congress still protect this geriatric ape.

This is elder abuse, not for him but the public whom he continues to kill, attack, rape, lie, cheat, harass, innocent people. Sheeprants has zero support for this entire administration. The absolute abuse of power, and the absolute proof of monkey-imbred stupidity is clear. The levels to which they jump if he breaks wind, is proof of a case of syph gone bad or fear of losing whatever funds they have that he hasn’t stolen. Nobody who works for him is safe. If they assume he is loyal to any of them, we recommend they seek better help. This pig needs to be passed on to a nursing facility where his worst fears come true. Those allowing his crimes, the Hague.

The world now hates the people of the US. Hate us. Canada, once our greatest pals, is talking about counterattacks against us. Think about it folks: the place we once admired for its healthcare, sports, peaceful, calm. The makers of Canadian Mist are getting threats from something worse than Putin, no, it’s by the dementia riddled insane club posse.

Bertha can’t and won’t make jokes about those who were murdered by Ice, or the war nobody wanted, the children abused. We are not going to silence nor be silenced by this faux billionaire still owing the IRS. We are going to shame his soulless ass for stealing from families, his MAGA backers, allowing him to raise prices on rents, groceries, utilities, and for spying on the public. We are going to tell you to stop drinking his meds. His lies cannot cover up the horrors he has inflicted and continues to inflict on the public, children, here and abroad.

Then there is the now deceased Lindsey, who, sheep believe, was poisoned, who had the guts to say NO to Trump and pay the price. Sheep are not buying the aneurysm crap. Mitch, or should we say Bernie or Ned Divine, same thing. His hoochie mama couldn’t wait for the body to get cold before running to daddy in China. Yeah, lady sheep have had your number since day ONE. Too bad Mitch didn’t.

Folks, our defense, whether you are red or blue, pink or green, purple or chartreuse, will be protecting one another. Turning on one another like a group of bitchy Karens is not the answer. There is power in numbers, so dammit, raise those voices, protest in peace, go viral. Not the time to play timid or show fear. Show teeth, tits, toucas, be brave. Violence is what they want; visibility is what they fear. The midterms commeth, and we have voices; use them. Clean their clocks in the House and Senate. It is a neutering that is long overdue.

Don’t you want rents to be something we can all afford, or to be able to use those RVs we went broke buying for vacations as cheaper alternatives to houses? You did not fail. The system failed you, and now you have the power to say enough is enough. Let’s put the geriatric ape where he belongs in the Hague with no media attention, fluff on our dime. Let him fade into obscurity, humiliated, lying in his own filth that he created.

It’s past his bedtime, put the pig to pasture, in restraints, where he cannot harm anyone else. It’s not cruel or dangerous; it is how geriatric patients like him get treated.