Yeah, can you really talk about nothing? People always ask you, what are you talking about? I am talking about nothing. There is a lot on the table when talking about nothing. Can you read between the lines to see what nothing is? It’s like a swap meet for cats. Cats say a lot without saying a word. They give that…you know we can take you out with one paw. That is something. People back away, they got it, the message is clear.
Politicians talk a lot, about nothing. They think it is something, most of us say nah, it’s nothing. They try to sell you on an idea, if the first shot does not work, they go to number two. If that doesn’t work, their eyes begin to dart around, looking to see if anyone buys it. You know it’s a crock, smells like rotting fish, won’t help anyone. Still a few hang on to every word, like they just heard about a sale on Charmin. You don’t diss the Charmin, Cottonelle is not the same. One has ripples, the other is two ply. Nothing. Bertha is taking notes, one has nipples; Saying something about nothing. It’s all about the nipples.
Now if you must say something about nothing, how do you do it? If you are being watched, you use nothing. Those apps these days, they are not making them where you can undo something. You have block, or delete. Where is the button that says so you want to undo your mistake? Sorry pal you are screwed. Did you try to delete and start over? You cannot start over because you deleted all of the information you needed. You bounce around the room like a banshee, begging the phone to come back. One time, show up just one time…..oh you muther…..The other party gets cut off, no last words of goodbye, or what or why? You have to find a way to talk about something. It was the cards again, wasn’t it? Dammit, I was so close. No, it was not about the cards. No third party on this party line. You just said a lot without saying something. You just said nothing.
What if you cannot use emails to talk about nothing? Escargot is a good alternative. If you have the proper address and zip code, the sky is the limit. You can discuss anything you want, no watcher to watch you. Pig Latin, a lost art, can be used. It isn’t the time element; it is the message. So, what shall we talk about? You are trying to understand something about nothing. You need to give your computer an icky may. You want your words to be private, no monkeys lingering around to steal your bananas away. Sometimes, you just want them to go away. Donald wants them gone, his kids, his aides, Putin, Benny, Epstein is no longer watching. Put them under a microscope, it’s like a colony of little men looking like orange sperm. There is the little bastard who looked at my bank accounts, that one was in my bathroom, trying to flush the two ply again. Donald, you cannot flush the two ply, it will clog the plumbing. Talking about something without saying something. Do you flush, or do you shred? You can flush shreds. Donald is pacing the floor, to flush, or shred, that is the question. His wife is telling him do not forget to flush, apparently, he has mammary issues. Once again, he is back to the how to talk to the three amigos, without saying something.
Bertha said a lot, she did not hold back. She tried to find ways to explain herself without saying something. Someone will look at her writing and say, aha, that is a guy trying to say a lot with a few words. The guy in question is caught between a rock and a hard place. If he responds, is he talking to a man or woman? Is it someone he knows, who is saying something without being obvious? Is there a generic response to a situation that is unknown?
This is a situation that has plagued people for decades. But we didn’t say a word. We just talked about nothing.
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