Have you met Bertha? Bertha will do a lot of things in the name of love, politics, being the voice of the people, sheep, questioning everything and demanding the truth. The girl cannot be controlled; she won’t wear duct tape unless she can’t find a harness. If she finds a harness be warned she is not responsible for your retinas. If you peek, try to grope her, get fresh, you will be met with a swift kick in the toucas.
Bertha has held her tongue about alot of issues, so let’s go. Guess who’s back, back again, Bertha is back….Her favorite song by her favorite wrapper, Eminem. Let’s go…
You Tube has become a platform for broken hearted, desperately in love, disconnected couples that seriously need to contact, by phone, each other. Oy how hard is it to talk? Voicing one’s feelings, desires in person, on a phone is the only way to repair, undo, explain sudden exits. You hear the emotion, fear and love in the voice of your chosen. Puppy sends images of him humping squash. We are not telling you to hump squash, but hey, whatever works. ok, onto the second issues…
Must we see more images of Trump and his diapers? The letters sent to senators probably came in contact with a diaper change. Trump and his people decided to use it as a scare or intimidation tactic. You back him or next time it won’t be baby powder, it could be …merda. Does anyone dare think otherwise? Sheep put nothing past him. Not this nor his desire to try to cancel MLK day. Riiiiiight. Yeah that will go over like a lead balloon. Cities with MLK monuments, either put a truss around them, to protect them from his ICE idiots, who might accidently, on purpose try to desicrate them. OR, move them to the Smithsonian. Seriously. he wants riots to justify martial law. Don’t give him the opportunity. He is a national figure, a hero to many. Protect what is yours, the creators of the works would support you. It isn’t’ about the artwork, it is what it stands for. Protect it. If anything, it gives all of you, greater visibility making it even more public, in a federally protected museum. Not even Trump nor his minions can touch it there. Solid sheep advice.
Bertha refuses to be told she cannot wear implants. The woman is a transgender sheep. What is she going to wear? Balloons just don’t have the same effect, and they pop. Would you want her to cause a chipped tooth with a politico? How did it happen? No senator is going to admit to having a go with a transgendered sheep. Not even Kash. Maybe Johnson, or Graham, Hawley, we could go on. Grinder says show the list. Sheep are saving that for the final bow. Sometimes this is better than exposing, no pun intended, or is it? Those threesomes with foreign dignitaries. Didn’t anyone wonder why Trump is Putin’s bitch? Sheep have had their inner sheep at full suspicion. What, too close, did we strike a nerve?
We told you Bertha could not be silenced. You thought she would be a quiet sheep that never causes trouble. Oy were you wrong. The dames hanging around the band of brothers, did you think they were there out of love? Um no. Trump has more beards than a Budda statue. We digress.
You tube, get all of the heartbroken couples together in one place. Force them to speak up, not hide behind screens. If they read the comments, why are they not responding? This is going to sound like Kramer, but phones, numbers, forget apps and email. Oy so passe. Full of fakes, all need numbers on them to keep them straight. This one contacted me so it can’t be him or her, that was a dog with squash, how did that cat get in here? Make the numbers come up on the phone so the caller and recipient can identify who is calling. It is like Cinderella but on steroids. Hey, sheep had to throw that out there. The prince trying to get back in touch with his princess. The one that is tired of watching other people happily looking. It would put a stop to all of the imposters trying to con people. Number 5, why do you have a tail? Number 12, how did you get back on here? No, that is political Grinder. Or is it?
Look, duct tape is wonderful stuff, sheep love it, good for fixing those impromptu tears in implants, or if you need an instant lift, or harness. Just don’t forget to use powder beforehand to avoid a nasty burn. Bertha did that once and the woman was bald for a month. Sheep won’t say where. But trying to force her to wear it to remain silent? Have you met her? Not going to happen, you were warned, the more you force it, more material to work with.
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