Bertha is not one to just walk away from anyone or anything without trying to undo the damage. She will go to the ends of the earth, no matter how scorched to repair any misunderstanding, argument, bad weave job, wax job, implants that need a harness and their own bicycle pump. If there is a shred of love and caring left, she goes to the ends of the earth to find a solution. Never assume she has walked away even if something has occurred by accident. Blind as a bat and worse under anesthesia, she has been known to hit BLOCK when she simply meant, HOLD. To undo it, she hits delete instead of oh shit. She will stop at nothing to try to reach the other party, even if it means using smoke signals. Give the woman some credit for creativity. Rarely does she block people unless they have done her wrong. We mean, refusing to get off the girl even if the wife walks in. Then it is go time. We know someone going through that now. No, not with another girl, losing the love of his life from a grave misunderstanding. If this was a movie, Tom Hanks would be yelling,” “it was an accident. I hit the wrong buttons, don’t walk away. ” In real life, people walk away never knowing the truth. Moving forward, this couple has the chance to fix this, and the heartbreak of great Mamarys.
Bertha is determined to undo damage. Unlike the politico she cut loose due to his incessant breaking of wind, groping the head of Putin, cheating on his family and wives. That man had to go. Must we name names? November 3, just a few more weeks, with any luck, he and his entire entourage will be held accountable. In 3 weeks, we hope that couple who lost touch, finds one another, sets a redo.
So, what does make us decide whom to block, or keep on a short leash? Bertha has qualifiers. She won’t tolerate men who cheat, who use other’s information for personal gain, who are those who gas light other people. If you love watching others suffer and need to mock them or make it fodder for the water cooler, go away. Bertha will walk away from those people. If Donald or Elon screwed up, would she walk away from them? Elon might have a chance, but Donald and his ego she would say ciao to. Who laughs at people who lost everything, mocks them, tells them they are lazy, stupid or not worthy, leaving them to suffer? Bertha won’t walk away, she will put up her paws, stare them down, and let them know where the door is.
Alas, Bertha we know you feel bad about that couple, we also hope they find their way back to one another. Don’t be a putz, take her back already. So, she is blind as a bat and hits block instead of Hold. She hits delete instead of “OH SHIT.” That isn’t the same as her leaving to be a player. Oy my aching nitties, look her up. If you had any brains, you would have had her number tattooed or married the girl already. Bertha is scarfing M&M’s out of depression. Do you want her to become a moose? Bertha, we can only hope he is a reader. Trump would have already had her sold to the highest bidder and this person needs neon. Bertha come have a cup of coffee, calm down, go to Taco Bell. With any luck they will reunite. Alas if we have a Shady day, you tried. You didn’t walk away. You did not leave them to do Trump’s team. Only those who deserved to be shown the door were given your middle paw. You need to be kept from your phone if you are half under and not wearing your glasses. Being toasted isn’t a good idea either. You don’t want a shiksa, just a mensch. Preferably one who won’t explode, give you chipped teeth, knows who Kennedy is, how to tame your dragon. Stay put until you find her, talk it out, then so long as you both shall live, get shackled. Must sheep do everything? Smoke signals, dragging you to the alter? Chapped lips optional. That is a joke, a play on Chuppa optional. Oy my aching toucas, sheep took the liberty to play shmetta maker and you still don’t take the hint. Bertha, we tried.
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