Oh Potus, what are you smoking? This is not the time for syph to kick in. There is no other excuse for making such poor choices. If it isn’t syph and it’s not dementia, then you are someone’s bitch. Pissing off the public is one thing, but to have been banned by members of the free world, oy have you fucked up.
When one has fucked up to that extent, there is no coming back from it, and if they do take you back, there is no coming back from it. It could take years, lots of begging and jail time to fix it. Even then expect the side eye and a short leash. The worst of all you managed to get offices closed that you need to get back into those good graces. Sheep can multitask, we were born for it, but you, not so much. But sheep are here to try to help you….Pay Attention….Focus…
First of all, Donald, stop inhaling. When the straw hits resistance just stop. No more playing pattycake while working. No more spankings, toe sucking, none of it. You have a headache. This is not the time to give it up to Elon. Time and Place. People are complaining, judges are finally saying No to you. Take the hint. You are not supposed to be the bitch to the man who paid off your debts. Didn’t anyone tell you how that works? Did you sign a pre nup when you took that money? Did it outline what your responsibility to him would be after? You didn’t read it.
He is expecting a happy ending you idiot. He wants the codes, all of it. He has you on a tight leash getting the world turned against you. Hell, he has you in his lap, on your knees and you don’t even see it. No Donald, you do not give him the happy ending. You tell your partner this isn’t going to work, he cannot have all of the money and the power. He will whine, call you names, make you dance naked on tables. Ignore him.
Did he tell you that he plans to use his weapon against you? Or that his toys are bigger than yours. Must sheep slap you upside the head? Do we really need to throw you into a cold shower to get you to wake up and smell the hummus? You were given a second chance to redeem yourself with Vladimir and you blew him off. You insulted a perfectly good match for you, which could have led to others, and you said NO? He played nice, put up with your insults finally told you to cock en knee fun yum. To those who don’t speak Yiddish, it means go play with yourself. Ok so sheep spelled it out using phonetics, spank us. Yes, sheep cleaned it up. Censorship you know.
Stronzetto, the French are calling you un cochon, Canada is telling you au revoir, the Brits are calling you a stupid fop. Must we go on? You lost their trust, which is why you must reverse this. This is the time to promise and show them you blew it, literally, had one too many hits on the snake and want them back. Talk is cheap Donald you will have to fire Elon, rehire everyone back with interest all of it.
Bertha is hoping he takes the hint. She is afraid he has been stroked so many times he won’t go back to Melania. She recognizes the signs, that dopey look of love, needing a cigarette after bedtime. Oh, they had this boy pegged, tied him up and down, had their way with him and will spit him out. Ego is a dangerous thing You assume the position to get more, beg for it, will do anything for it. Wait, are we talking cocaine or adulation? Either way its costly, and the end result can be a disaster.
This is not the time to play up to your groupies. It is time to tune out the noise and say screw them for a sack of ashes. You have to look at the bigger picture, it’s a mess, a disaster. No more blaming Sleepy Joe, this is all you. The world is watching you, waiting for you to go back to women. Don’t look back, put them in your back seat, oops that came out wrong, it’s time for you to undo the mess you created. Dammit we did it again. Send back the leather get ups, whips and chains, no more garter belts, perfume. No Bertha we are not talking to you. She is hyperventilating. Yes Donald, the spankings have to go too. You must go cold turkey. Now Donald is hyperventilating.
If you are lucky, perhaps Vlad will take you back, but know you are on a short leash. You hurt his feelings; his family is getting hurt. Go kiss and make up. Use the excuse of too much Viagra, hell whatever works. The world is watching…
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