Bertha made the decision to leave Facebook. The constant harassment from lotharios, midnight vetchling and crying spells, and that just from Elon and Donald. No she won’t send them gift cards, she isn’t into crypto and she won’t give out her bank info. You would think after she has responded with a swift slap upside the head they would take the hint.
Elon, we get it you are up to your toucas in financial losses at Tesla. and Donald, well, yeah. You made your bed and now you are Putin’s bitch. Humans don’t want you, like you nor trust you. You slept with the wrong dog, got fleas and even your judges have turned against you. People warned us about you. Really, you are using Eminem to hide behind? Oh, for shame.
You texted Melanoma that you were hot for her, wanted her to send you gift cards for McDonald’s, that is just pathetic. Oh girl I hope they came laced with go lightly now. If Bertha had a dollar for every fake Marshall she encountered she would be a billionaire.
Let us guess, they want naughty photos of you. You did tell them they are already online, so blackmail is out of the question. They swore their undying love for you and wanted your body next to theirs. Uh huh, and it will come with a hefty fee if they do. Did you tell them the incident about the blow-up doll was already out there? How about the one nighter with the guy from…. Epstein, yeah, that was out there too. These guys are screwed.
They tapped Marla too. Guys get a clue, they are just not that into you. Go to your baby papa in Russia, tell them mother send you. The boys in black are coming for you, and when they get all that money you stole getting people to buy crypto, send gift cards, give them bank info, their social security checks? Someone better like fur lined handcuffs. Both men are pointing to each other. It isn’t a matter of if or when, its go time.
One poor woman said she was getting flooded with emails from these fakes begging for nude photos. Didn’t know Putin sent those out, did they come with toys or produce, puppy wants to know. Maybe Lauren or MTG can send him some, perhaps that old gal who speaks with forked tongue, not the Navajo woman, other one. dark hair, beady eyes, wears glasses, looks like coyote. No offense to our native American friends, we appreciate your fandom. What is that dames’ name? First word sounds like gin.
Yeah, we went there. Hey, someone had to. Sheep call them like we see them. Hey, we go full frontal your base complains, we don’t our base complains, so we went neutral, now we are like Canada. Sheep like Canada and its people. Hi people. We like a lot of people. Vladamir, you old dog you, you are in our base camp too.
Sheep are going to let the boys fight it out over who lands MTG and who gets Lauren, and someone is going to end up with Putin. I feel for Marshall, all of those guys fighting over him. Not a dame in sight. Sheep know what he is looking for, we get it. He has a friend in sheep. Bertha really has the hots for him. Down girl, the last man you pounced on is still in a cast. Hey, the woman likes it rough, who knew? Poor guy got a restraining order against her. What can we say, Limp Biscuit is rocking his house. Bertha made it a night to remember, all night long. Ok so Bertha was listening to some Bryan when she did this. She has good taste.
Mark, you need to stop taking pay offs and get your house in order. Those two men will come back to bite you and not in a Bertha kind of way. Like a wise man once said to the con men trying to woo women ” don’t’ let the door hit you where the good lord split you honey, Bertha, your book of zangi and what’s up app codes are where you last put them, in case any of the guys in black need them.
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