Bertha won’t Budge..

Guys, I know many of you are afraid to allow your best writers to offer material in your magazines. You want them to go away, not have to pay them. Nobody is going away, and Sheeprants isn’t either. Bertha won’t budge. She won’t cave to threats, censorship, can’t be bought to stay silent. This dame has a will of iron.

Nothing pisses this sheep off more than a couple of grifters, bullies who assume they can silence the masses and steal from them. Yes boys, you know who you are. Sheep see right thru you and are not going to go away. It’s the ones you can’t see that will out you. We have been here longer than you. Why? When you were doing your misdeeds, sheep were watching. You are transparent.

Bertha could tell you more about you than you want to know and that includes the rather unusual person you call Mother. He might own you, spank you and put you to bed, sheep want no part of it. it takes a lot to disgust a sheep, and we have seen every form of: voyeurism, fetish, issues with rodents, produce humping, guys who get off saying WHEEE, dating balls of cheese, or sniffing lint, that like to have menage a trois with sheep. For the record we are not afraid of ladders, are not allergic to latex and we are rather attached to our organs thank you.

We will not be swayed by idle words on tile nor expensive shoes only a toothpick would dare to wear. Your assumption that we will falter to your whims or snarl leave you in our dust. it is pathetic that so many institutions who allowed brilliant writers to discuss politics using facts, are willing to cave to cowards. Sheep are not cowards, and ya better be prepared as no judge will side with you if we meet up. Taking on mythical, transgendered sheep, really? This will be fun, we can’t wait.

To those who are too afraid to print the works of brilliant writers, just do it. Nothing can happen to you. Nobody can silence you or them, it is a blatant violation of the law and constitution. Unlike the two grifters, sheep don’t plan to use the constitution in the loo. It’s not just a damn piece of paper.

Donald we plan on being that twinge in your toucas, that vile, belch from the bile you spew to your groups. We will be that burn you cannot place in your backside. No, it won’t come from Puppy. He has better taste and won’t lower himself to your level. As for Elon, the ketamine excuse only goes so far. This is all you. It is your spoiled upbringing, sense of entitlement, that somehow you are better than snarl.

Did daddy cut you out of his will, is that why you are so mean? Did he put you on an allowance? Grow up. Lots of people including sheep get disowned, must make it on their own without theft. Wanting to steal from those who spent their entire lives working their behinds off is beyond disgusting. Sheep know you are nothing more than a thief in Armani.

The protests you see, voices you hear are not in your head. Those are the people you choose to harm, have harmed. Bertha hears voices in her head, but not from people. Its that damn farmer who keeps trying to woo her with promises of long, shaggy nights. Unless you want a go with him, we hear he likes feet. Puppy says he is also into spanking.

But trust us, you won’t be able to shut us down. You can scream, threaten us with legal action, we are not going anywhere. no judges will tell us to go away, and some find us quite amusing. But we will never give up our sources. Bertha came too far to be told to behave. She is not going back to the pen. Puppy is not going back to his two owners who were a little too into the whole love your beast routine. That came out wrong, those days are behind him, and now its groping melons, humping squash, and carrots. Whatever turns the little guy on.

Speaking out and up is our right, just as groping women and not paying child support is yours. Actually, it’s not your right to grope women and not pay child support. There are laws for that. Apparently, someone can’t keep it in his pants, and out of hers. By the way, attacking journalists, violates free speech as well.

Come after the music industry they won’t be so nice. Sheep hear some of them will toss you as fast as they can. You won’t see straight and might end up like Bertha. Honey you would not pass.

Before trying to come after sheep, think before you speak. Every word and action will be used against you. You won’t see it coming, but it will bite you.