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  • Bertha Says No Donald..

    Bertha is not buying the lies Donald is spewing. She calls Bullsheet!!! No Donald we are not at war ergo we do not need armed ice nor special forces in our streets. We refuse to accept the crime rates are due to people who can’t behave. Your continual inciting of attacks, giving the nudge nudge, wink wink to attacks on those citizens who have not harmed you, grotesque. This isn’t something to censor us for, unless you have something to hide.

    The idea humans cannot walk the streets, not as street walkers, but as humble, decent humans without fear of attacks, or reprisals has become a sad commentary of your presidency. Bertha cannot recall Joe or Barack causing this, inciting attacks, praising gunmen for shooting those of a different race or religion, size, choice. Your presidency is riddled with incidents you created. No president to date with any amount of decency or moxy would do that.

    Humans under the constitution, declaration of independence have rights and civil liberties. Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Must Bertha come out in her birthday suit only draped in the documents painted on her for you to see this. The rest of the world gets it, monkeys get it, but a simian like yourself can’t seem to grasp that hard fact.

    *Note: The source for this transcription is the first printing of the Declaration of Independence, the broadside produced by John Dunlap on the night of July 4, 1776. Nearly every printed or manuscript edition of the Declaration of Independence has slight differences in punctuation, capitalization, and even wording. To find out more about the diverse textual tradition of the Declaration, check out our Which Version is This, and Why Does it Matter? resource.*

            WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
              We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great-Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.
              He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public Good.
              He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing Importance, unless suspended in their Operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. 
              He has refused to pass other Laws for the Accommodation of large Districts of People, unless those People would relinquish the Right of Representation in the Legislature, a Right inestimable to them, and formidable to Tyrants only.
              He has called together Legislative Bodies at Places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the Depository of their public Records, for the sole Purpose of fatiguing them into Compliance with his Measures.
              He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly Firmness his Invasions on the Rights of the People.
              He has refused for a long Time, after such Dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the Dangers of Invasion from without, and Convulsions within. 
              He has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither, and raising the Conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
              He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
              He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the Tenure of their Offices, and the Amount and Payment of their Salaries.
              He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance.
              He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies, without the consent of our Legislatures.
              He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
              He has combined with others to subject us to a Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
              For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us:
              For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
              For cutting off our Trade with all Parts of the World:
              For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
              For depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury:
              For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:
              For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an arbitrary Government, and enlarging its Boundaries, so as to render it at once an Example and fit Instrument for introducing the same absolute Rule into these Colonies:
              For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
              For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all Cases whatsoever.
              He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
              He has plundered our Seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our Towns, and destroyed the Lives of our People.
              He is, at this Time, transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the Works of Death, Desolation, and Tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and Perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized Nation.
              He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the Executioners of their Friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
              He has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the Inhabitants of our Frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known Rule of Warfare, is an undistinguished Destruction, of all Ages, Sexes and Conditions.
              In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.
              Nor have we been wanting in Attentions to our British Brethren. We have warned them from Time to Time of Attempts by their Legislature to extend an unwarrantable Jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the Circumstances of our Emigration and Settlement here. We have appealed to their native Justice and Magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the Ties of our common Kindred to disavow these Usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our Connections and Correspondence. They too have been deaf to the Voice of Justice and of Consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the Necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace, Friends.
              We, therefore, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly Publish and Declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be, Free and Independent States; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political Connection between them and the State of Great-Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

    Signed by Order and in Behalf of the Congress,
    JOHN HANCOCK, President.

    Attest.
    CHARLES THOMSON, Secretary.

    Thank You Bertha for that. Some people need to be reminded of what that document says and means. Sheep are not afraid of posting this for all to read, see, hear, feel, as we believe it is meant for all people, regardless of size, color, religion, choice, immigration. It is for all of us. You can try to twist, undo, rewrite it, doctor it but you cannot erase its original intent.

    Sheep say NO to you Donald for trying to alter a document put together by a group of men of both political affiliations who saw and still see the importance and meaning of those words. It is what every human knows and understands. It is what sets us apart from animals that lack any ability to show empathy, humanity, equality, compassion and understanding, to their fellow man.

    There is a reason we allow others to come to our waters, land to live in peace and harmony with others. We get it. That you and your minions refuse to be isn’t our fault or doing. It’s yours. You choose to blame others for your mistakes. You encourage others to do harm to those who have done nothing to you or your family. We say NO to you and yours, and YES to that document that is not an inconvenient truth. Bertha won’t swallow your Kool Aide or choose to be poisoned from that well.

    To the original authors of this document, Bravo and Thank you for reminding us of what is truly important.

  • Bertha Won’t Be Censored…

    Bertha noticed while tryng to post on her blog, her free speech was stripped. You can strip a lot of things, furniture, houses, cars, hookers, ahem, we digress. You won’t censor Bertha’s right to free speech. To do so is asking for it and it just gives her more ammo for her arsenal.

    Oy her aching loins where to begin. If you are the CIA and do not want people to see your agenda, yes you censor. If you are a priest and have gotten caught in the loo with Putin, by all means expose the bastards. No amount of toilet bowl cleaner will get rid of that image and amount of Windex will do so either. If Trump was caught with all three of them, and for sure there was a menage a trois? Sorry, you just have to flush all of them.

    Ok, so we are joking about a serious topic. We tried the direct approach and got you got it, censored. Read between the lines folks, what is happening here, now, is only the beginning. Hitler did the same things before the atrocities. Trying to put blinders on the media is like trying to put blinders on a pig. Eventually they will sniff it out and sing like canaries.

    The truth is not a dirty word. What is it about the truth that strikes fear in the hearts of the uneducated? Is it that they might be proven wrong or worse have to admit they were lied to and duped, played like a Stratovarius? For the uncouth, that is a violin. Bertha doesn’t like to admit her rights to privacy are a myth. We all were duped into thinking it exists, but according to two former CIA ops we will call Ajax and Mona, nope, not happening. Ask a cyber detective as Bertha has and she will tell you nothing is sacred.

    They will cover up and lie about things dictators have done or tried to do, but ask your anti virus to block imposters online willing to embarrass you? Hell No. Harsh truths. Bertha is plotzing over the full frontal she gave the public. Sorry old girl, but you are not responsible for their retinas. She chose to censor herself.

    The kind of censorship isn’t nearly as funny. We are speaking of the kind that limits what people can see, hear, speak, read, laugh at. God forbid if a kid who knows more about sex than most adults learns a dirty word, or worse, gets educated and begins asking questions. Certain groups won’t allow it.

    Those groups in office and who voted for this thang refuse to admit they are wrong. Holy crap they chose to swallow the Kool Aide. For the record, you are better off going to a proctologist for a root canal than to RFK Jr. Swishing snarl is not the same as getting the good meds and sitting back and saying mutha trucker that was a rush! Yes, a proctologist will give meds that only they can give for that root canal. Snarl will land you on a door with a string, no pain meds or alcohol chasers.

    But if we tell the truth we are told to shut up. If a comedienne does so, he is taken off the air until people come to their senses. If a journalist or musician does so, his label is attacked, and he or she is made an example of. Bertha calls bullshit. The old dame won’t be silenced. When she sees people getting abused she is speaking out and up. If they are getting lied to, same thing. You can put a lot of things on a sheep as they wear it well. Duct tape and G strings are not made for us. The last episode with the two left Bertha nude and looking like something out of and S&M video. So no dice. But thank you for asking.

    Donald might think he won the war on censorship, but it will be the public, those whom he has harmed, abused that will get the last laugh. But don’t take our word for it, it isn’t over until sheep get the last word.

  • Sweet Freedom..

    I was sitting at home, sipping my coffee and happened to catch a clip from an interview done by a director who went underground to catch the planning, monetary cost, human cost, of trafficking ll year old girls on Epstein’s island.

    If you have not seen this, I am giving the link here. (1(1) Facebook its under Matthew Cox, True Crime. It lists the various interviews he made with film directors, etc. This one was the nail that should put Donald Trump in deep water. It links Epstein and Maxwell to all of the human trafficking of little girls aged 11 on up to the pedophiles who raped and abused them over and over. In one sentence this undercover agent/film director depicts little boys and girls clearly drugged on white powder, to prevent them from screaming, talking. The words he heard point blank from Ghislane Maxwell.

    It was so jarring, upsetting, I could not unsee this interview, and God help me, the film. The public was only told part of the story they want buried by the Trump administration. None of them can or should go free. If this does not put the nail in the coffin of every politico, lawyer, coconspirators, we do not have a country that believes in justice or law.

    https://www.bing.com/search?q=sweet%20freedom%2F%20%20jeffrey%20epstein%20full%20movie&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&lq=0&pq=sweet%2

    Clearly someone does not want me to show the site linked to the many videos about Epstein and his band of co Horts the government is covering up. Make no mistake, they are there on the website, where you can find them streaming online. Normally this blog only does sheep humor, but there is nothing funny about any of this. You cannot white wash it away, call it lies, or half-truths, when you have an insider, THE insider who put his neck on the line to get on tape the words of Epstein, Maxwell, every detail about the island, the building of housing for the children taken and trafficked for pedophile pigs, billionaires, high profile clients.

    Donald, you can run and you can hide, but Sheep rants is watching you. Now having this in a source nobody can deny, in a film you didn’t know about, that you cannot block, you and every other participant should be sweating. The director made a telling comment about the questionable death of Jeffrey that screams it was murder. His words, “if you believe he did this to himself…I have land to sell you in Brooklyn.” Ghislane they are coming for you next,

    Maga will try to remove this post. They will say this is the work of liberals hellbent on destroying an innocent man. Um, wake up and smell the hummus. Epstein took the fifth when asked if Trump ever had sex with underage girls aged 11. Shortly after he was found hanging in his cell. I don’t believe in coincidence. He was to do a tell all to save his behind and was permanently silenced. I won’t be silenced. I am giving serious data sources to be followed by law enforcement to provide the levels of information nobody can deny. It’s on record and we didn’t have to do a thing, it was already out there for us to find, in an interview on True Crime, with the undercover agent and film director who made Sweet Freedom. It is the interview Trump et all did not want out for the public to see or hear. Guys, follow this link, watch the video and make up your own minds.

    Donald, wear Depends, when this is over, you will need them and a chastity belt in jail.

  • Martial LAW

    Martial law in the United States refers to times in United States history in which a region, state, city, or the whole United States was placed under the control of a military body. On a national level, both the US President and the US Congress have the power, within certain constraints, to impose martial law since both can be in charge of the militia. In nearly every state, the governor has the power to impose martial law within the borders of the state.[1] In the United States, martial law has been used in a limited number of circumstances, such as New Orleans during the Battle of New Orleans; after major disasters, such as the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, or during riots, such as the Omaha race riot of 1919 or the 1920 Lexington riots; local leaders declared martial law to protect themselves from mob violence, such as Nauvoo, Illinois, during the Illinois Mormon War, or Utah during the Utah War; or in response to chaos associated with protests and rioting, such as the 1934 West Coast waterfront strike, in Hawaii after Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor, and during the Civil Rights Movement in response to the Cambridge riot of 1963.

    The martial law concept in the United States is closely tied to the right of habeas corpus, which is, in essence, the right to a hearing and trial on lawful imprisonment, or more broadly, the supervision of law enforcement by the judiciary. The ability to suspend habeas corpus is related to the imposition of martial law.[2] Article 1, Section 9 of the US Constitution states, “The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.” There have been many instances of the use of the military within the borders of the United States, such as during the Whiskey Rebellion, President Lincoln’s suspension of habeas corpus in 1861 in order to arrest of one-third of the Maryland state assembly, and in the South during the Civil Rights Movement, but those acts are not tantamount to a declaration of martial law.[citation needed]

    In United States law, martial law is limited by several court decisions that were handed down between the American Civil War and World War II.[citation needed] In 1878, Congress passed the Posse Comitatus Act, which forbids US military involvement in domestic law enforcement without congressional approval.

    Throughout history, martial law has been imposed at least 68[3] times in limited, usually local areas of the United States. Martial law was declared for these reasons: Twice for war or invasion, seven times for domestic war or insurrection, eleven times for riot or civil unrest, 29 times for labor dispute, four times for natural disaster and fifteen times for other reasons.[3] Habeas corpus was suspended federally only once in 1863 during the Civil War.[3]

    Based on opposition by Congress, individual state Governors, law enforcement community, and absence of clarity on who even introduced these changes, the ‘Enforcement of the Laws to Restore Public Order’ law was repealed on January 28, 2008, (based on Sen. Pat Leahy’s S. 513 proposal to repeal) and the previous Insurrection Act was restored. As of 2020, the Insurrection Act of 1807 still applies in limiting a US President’s ability under Title 10 to federalize National Guard troops for martial law purposes.[38]From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I cannot make this any clearer than this. We are not at war, not getting invaded, have not had a house fall on our heads. There are no legal grounds for this to happen in our country in any state. The act of blocking people from their daily lives, jobs, access to healthcare, education, caring for elderly parents, obtaining food, voting are all getting unjustly violated. Hiring ICE and placing National Guards to roam the streets hunting down innocent Americans isn’t what they were trained to do. They are there in case of actual physical attacks by our enemies.

    Donald is using this as a major wag the dog, a red herring much like Monica was used to distract Bill Clinton during the USS Cole attacks. WE all remember that don’t we? Cigar Gate, the Dog House, yeah, it’s like that. This time there are no cigars, no dog houses, but there are pedophile acts too many have come forward that cannot be denied.

    Instead of facing the music that will not be pleasant, will land him in jail, Donald Trump prefers to create false crisis in our own states, country. Are there monkeys running thru our streets? NO. Have we seen tanks run by Russians aiming for our homes or schools? Not yet. This is fake. This is not a drill, its fake. No grounds for National Guards nor ICE to be running down innocent women and children, anyone whom they think, might, possibly, could be but are not sure they might be undocumented. Let’s get real. The true terrorists are in the White House, in Congress and Senate aiding and abetting this wanna be derelict, maybe, possibly, could be, but we are not sure, President.

    Normally I use sheep to do my talking, but since I have truth and the law on my side, and I am not a professional journalist, I am not afraid to tell the truth. I have founding fathers, military generals, police, our veterans, citizens, people, on my side. That is quite a wall of honesty and integrity. I don’t need props, or guys in clown costumes walking around like overcompensating little boys. I have not been told to shut up and leave. I am not going anywhere and if someone offers me gators I know how to prepare them. Sharks take a little more soaking in vinegar, but yeah, I have cooked them too.

    Ya don’t scare me, Donald. I am not going away any time soon. By the way, you do know Ghislane has more than one copy up her skirt. No madam worth her salt does not keep at least 5 copies to be used as blackmail. Will they tell you or anyone else? No, but I have it on good authority, you are toast. No amount of hide the salami is going to work. Like Putin, they will use you like their puppet, let you take the fall for their and your actions.

    So, folks the chessboard is set, and he is cornered, which way will he go next? When animals are up against their enemas, they do three things, threaten, snap and snarl, go for the jugular. Meaning my bet is the closer this gets to him, the more he is likely to put us all up as his pawns so we can’t fight back. He can only push so far before even SCOTUS tells his sorry behind, game over.

    Maga is waking up to discover the man behind the curtain was nothing more than a thief and liar. They were used, lied to and will suffer like the rest of us. I am all for prayer, but this time, not even the TEN COMMANDMENTS, TORAH, PROTESTANT BIBLE verses can make this go away. Put your guns away, and instead, go to the voting booths and vote him and all of his cronies that have aided and abetted him, financially gained from your tax dollars, out.

    We don’t need January 6 to repeat, just our voices and our votes, refusal to accept what he will do next. Unless you like getting chased in the grocery store while groping fruit by guys wearing masks. I mean some women get turned on by that, me I prefer to do my groping elsewhere. That came out wrong, but you get the idea. I won’t be pushed around by guys playing tough guy. I won’t let your voices get drowned out. If he wants to silence me, I will only use it for another blog.

    Folks, this is our chessboard, we control it. Marial Law may be coming, but I say direct them to the White House, no guns, no January 6 repeats. Just a firm NO.

  • ITS HIM OR US…

    I have waited a while to come back and do a blog on what is happening to the American people, immigrants, poor, disabled, black, trans and gays. I have waited and held my tongue so as not to make enemies, I have watched as he has wasted tax dollars on crap nobody wants, needs, tax cuts the rich do not deserve. He has destroyed the economy, jobs and healthcare, rights for everyone. His delusions and behaviors clearly indicate he is mentally unfit for office, is a criminal, desperate to distract, con, deflect, so he does not go to jail for raping little girls.

    We tried to warn those who insisted on voting for him not because it was a dem thing. It was to protect all of us. On both sides we tried to protect everyone from this monster. The songstress Rhianna has a song about Diddy called Monsters. That could also apply to Trump. He too is a monster and he too is filling our heads. The difference is that Diddy went to jail and Donald is yet to end up there.

    There are witnesses to his behaviors who can testify against him, they are in jail, he is still a free man. What is wrong with that picture folks? He does not have magic powers over us, cannot dictate anything. He is not a king, nor a ruler. he might need to be smacked upside the head with one, true, but he is not any of the above. He is a rapist, con man and thief, cheater, liar, puppet of the Kremlin.

    He cannot dictate to the Supreme court; no president has the right to do that to avoid prosecution. He cannot abuse our military or people. We are not nazi Germany, and do not do concentration camps. We do not steal people off the street and deport them if they look different or speak multiple languages. His judges are violating their oaths taken. They do not work for the president. They work for the people.

    Our country is now a laughingstock, someone to be hated, not chosen to aide our allies. People could die needlessly from a nuclear war, and you still want to protect him? How and why? Both sides of the parties want him out. They know he is wrong, is a con man and abusing his office. Both sides. Now it’s our turn, it is us or him. Our kids, parents, sick and disabled, women, are all at risk because of him and his inept and just as corrupt group of puppets working for him. Not us, or you, but for him.

    Diddy is scratching his head wondering how Donald who is a known pedophile and rapist isn’t sitting in a jail cell, while he rots in prison for throwing parties. Sarcasm. Witnesses including his ex-wife who was to testify against him in court are dying or who were murdered and others willing to do the same, wonder are they next? It is time to say enough is enough.

    It is time to throw down the gauntlet and let him and Maga and his team of corrupt misfits, its over. You must have the balls to stand up and stop this madness. No more but he promised us this or that. No co chise, he won’t. Do you really want to be part of this problem and crimes against humanity, or do you want to stop the madness? Throw him in jail, impeach him and put in someone who is willing to bring back sanity. I don’t care what side, but this isn’t working for anyone. Think about it.

    Folks, it is US or Him. There is no try.

  • No Vagina,They Said No…

    Oy her aching loins, if she has to hear the screeching hyena trying to praise himself again she will vomit. To hear him tell it, he has discovered Penicillin. No Vagina, you didn’t. He insists that he never saw those little girls, ahem, Ivanka, you seemed to know a lot about that event, care to share? Ivanka can’t be seen right now, she like his pet goat have gone into hiding. Much like those who claim they saw too much at the Diddy party, have left the building and are enroute to parts unknown. I think Diddy sang it best, “all the brothers there were giving it up, living it up.” We know what went down, and no we are not talking about Diddy’s jam. He likes them young. Now, are we talking about Diddy or Donald? Survey says, BOTH.

    Diddy does not think he is God or the dare we say it, the last Cumming of Christ.” That would be the Orange One. People would pay to go to Diddy’s parties, whereas nobody can be bribed to attend one of Donald’s, prime example, how did that Parade go Donald? The man thinks he can do whatever he wants with no consequence. Bertha knows all about consequences. If she used the wrong kind of tape on her toucas, she cannot sit for a month. If she used the wrong lip wax, and confuses it with the kind used for her little general, oy, that is a pain no man wants to endure. We won’t go into the wrong piece of hardware she confused to hold up her ta-ta’s, yeah, they were flying out the window when she drove. One smacked MTG right in the eye, poor dear wasn’t sure if BoBerg or Noehm lost it, or if it was spank me Barbie’s. Bertha will never tell.

    Consequences can be fun, or they can be serious, such as the one humans are facing now if senoir psychopath is allowed near the codes. Obama wants to know “who the hell gave this man the codes? They make those toy phones with the buttons on them, he can push them to his heart’s content.” Yeah, that might not have been the best idea to give him the Football. That is like giving puppy a melon and telling him not to touch it. We know how that ends, it gets that surprised look on its face. No co chise He cannot have the kind of toys that go boom. For that matter we cannot give any of his staff, pals, friends, acquaintances, whose names begin with P, KJ, N, or H. no, that would be a grave mistake.

    Giving the codes to people who despise us, still have it in for us for blaming them for 911 is the wrong move. That kind of mistake could cause serious trouble. He cannot use the constitution for his lack of Charmin he banned in the White House. It’s not just a damn piece of paper or inconvenient truth. Did I get that right Al, am I missing something? He cannot play dress up and throw temper tantrums. It may surprise him, but most people dislike guys who waste money on empty birthday parties. He must have been the guy whose mother threw him one, but nobody came to that too.

    Ok genius what do you plan to do when they decide to ring you up, you answer, and they say this is for the photos you took of us in that embrace. Enjoy! No co chise, you do not want that phone call. You do know you fired the guy who is supposed to take it? Yeah, that guy and the entire team who could have taken this group and given them something to calm them down. Barack says ” let him come crying to me for help, when he does, I will tell him, put your diaper back on and grunt. ” Meaning, you had your chance to ask for my help, I tried to tell you not to piss them off, but would you listen to me? Hell No. Those better be the super absorbent ones, I am not going to change you.” “Michelle” I tried to tell him, but he had to throw a temper tantrum, got people to cheat and buy his election. Now he has pissed off the world, and he cannot come crying to me. Hillary wants no part of this. She has popcorn, wants to watch this on TV. “

    Bertha et all tried to warn you humans not to elect this man, we told you it was a mistake. You didn’t want Barry because of his dad, didn’t want Kamala due to her mother, didn’t want Jill, she wore combat boots. Now the only thing you will be able to conceal, and carry is the very thing nobody wants to see. Maga has turned on this man, old grannies want a piece of him, Pete wants a part of him too. Nah, he would never be so dumb to piss off the world and not have an army to back us up.? Wanna Bet? They said Hell No.

    This is not some made for rom com reject on tv. Donald, you screwed the pooch, the pet goat already left the building, and now the cat says, make my day. You took out her litter box in the rose garden of course she hates you. Have you ever tried to see a cat use concrete to clean its ass or paws when it’s done? That is like using D grade toilet paper stolen from Wal Mart. No cat will use concrete; you pissed off the wrong pussy. That is pretty much how the rest of the world feels about you. Don’t ask the royals for help, you dug your grave the day you invited your kiddies to visit the Queen. Ann has a long memory, I would have said Kate, but she is busy attending to her health.

    Donald you may not be a dictator, nor an emporer, not even a dead parrot. You are nothing more than the pantomime princess of Baghdad. You cannot start a war without a war actually happening. The second you ignored that rule, proclaimed yourself queen of the day, my apologies to your beautiful drag queens. You lost and nobody will let you back in to their club. The imposters said they will let you meet up with them if you pay a VIP fee, get a gift card, and maybe they will tell you to naff off. No, that is the Eminem imposters. Paul how are we doing, did we nail that one? Yeah, we thought so too.

    Folks, let the cat have the football, give the codes to the dog, and will someone please put some pants on that thing parading his coulo in public.

    But we digress…..

  • Bertha Joins the Protests.

    Like the millions around the world, Bertha Joined the protesters. She was out shaking her toucas, and swinging her chandeliers. The girl was in her element, yelling ” Take the Stick Out Oh Mamma, it feels so good Obama. ” Puppy was in his element too, romping carrots in-between, holding signs” “resist you Muther Puppers !” the little guy was in his element as well. Nothing was going to come between him and his produce. As the throngs of humans joined peacefully in boycotting Trump and his No Kings Act, supporting our troops, and not requiring arrests or bullets, passersby honked in solidarity, others cheered, some gave the peace sign. Those who were clearly maga or Trumpers of course tried to sour the moment to be met with yells of “GO HOME,”

    How can anyone take him seriously? No president has ever ordered a parade in his honor. Nor has anyone demanded National Guards be sent up to protect the magas when there was no war taking place. Many have speculated he is in the throes of dementia. It does not take Freud to see his actions are textbook. Those who clung to the boat when the Titanic were going down did the same thing, only the iceberg won. It took the rich down with the ship and did not protect any of them wealthy or not. Those who managed to see their faits went for the lifeboats while they could, and while some still died, a few survived.

    The question is this, with the world joining in the protests, wanting to help those of us who chant Obama today, there are others willing to take us down while we are not looking. When the public is distracted, bad things happen, and by then it’s too late. This protest, march, isn’t for fun, it’s a means to wake the world up, to show the masses do not want a king, a dictator, a ruler, who would easily destroy everything he touches, just to be able to walk away.

    This isn’t Jolly Old England, this is the US. Britain does not let them eat cake, but Trump would have them eating cow pats and telling them to like it. This is going way beyond deporting undocumented individuals. This has become about all out racism. It is no longer about blacks vs whites, but nazis vs the disabled, elderly, Jewish, Hispanic, any ethnicity that isn’t deemed lily white. If you disagree with him, he wants you locked up or dead. If you are a reporter who dares tell the truth or ask questions, you either disappear, die or your career is toast. He isn’t Puff Daddy; he isn’t anyone but a desperate peon trying to avoid jail.

    Conning Billionaires to pay for his campaign to help him win and supposedly gain more wealth and power, is backfiring. They are seeing how they got played like the rest of the humans that voted for him. Jokes aside, there is nothing funny about him molesting or raping underage girls in a brothel, that he attended, and paid to have them service him. Epstein who could have easily named him, died in his cell. No accident, it was to silence anyone that could identify him as one of the many that paid for sex.

    The reasons to remove him from office are many, and legit. It isn’t a witch hunt, it is based on hard core facts, not innuendo. He wants to dummy down the masses, allow media to only out his version of the truth. To out fact is to lose one’s job, funding for universities, stripped. This isn’t about black and white. He has brainwashed many turning them into his Gestapo, willing to kill innocent people he says are the enemy.

    Yes, Bertha was willing to flaunt them to get the attention of those driving leading to car crashes, whatever it takes to get people to pay attention. But the crashes unlike deliberate attacks with vehicles to kill innocent people, were mostly horny males and females copping a peek. Nobody wanted to be shot with rubber bullets, for what? It is our right as humans and sheep to use our voices, ask questions and refuse to accept status quo. Whether you are black or white, skinny or fat, blue eyed or brown, tall or short, it is your right. Police don’t want to be shot for doing their jobs, it’s not the protesters attacking, it is paid maga posing as immigrants in an effort to force martial law.

    When our own military said no, generals said they can say NO, governors not presidents choose to bring in National Guards, that is when everyone said NO. There is no grounds for martial law, we are not at war, there is not a national emergency, no typhoons or hurricanes or tornadoes. No volcanos erupted taking out cities. Wag the dogs to distract from unlawful bills to rob innocent people of their rights and civil liberties, money they paid into to receive at retirement, convicts that should be behind bars, not released or pardoned for attacking federal capitols. Social programs many need to survive, stripped of funding.

    No matter what side of the fence you are on, at some point you must say enough Donald. It is time to hand over the reins to those willing to care for the people, all of them and their families and needs. It is time for him to go to jail with his family for crimes they participated in, stealing from kids with Cancer? That is cold folks. There is nothing to be proud of here. It could be your child, niece, nephew, aunt or uncle, they don’t care. You as people must care. You can’t sit on the side lines and watch Paris burn. You cannot say it’s not my problem. It is all of our problems, because you voted him in.

    Sheep want to see all humans happy and healthy, cared for, their equal rights and civil liberties protected. If you are here and worked to become a citizen, went thru transformation like Bertha did to fit in? You belong here. Your kids belong here. If you are working to earn a living and need a larger wage to survive, you earned it, demand it, you belong here. If healthcare is what it takes to keep us all alive, aide those who suffer with miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, need an emergency abortion, you belong here. No judgement, no we will choose your outcome. You will choose with your doctors your outcomes. You belong here. Unions, those who are gay, bi, trans, lesbians, with families, you belong here.

    People see protests and protesters as negative. This is fear of change, a fear of moving forward and wanting to remain backwards because it is all they ever knew. The world is ever revolving, changing, and if you blink you just might miss it. Ok, so we borrowed from Ferris Buehler, but the facts cannot be ignored. You can choose to get with the program or stay behind. Sheep are hoping you will join all of us to make this a better place for everyone.

  • Bertha Wants a Word…

    Ever since Trump came into office we have been surrounded by some of the most unfit, incompetent, totally ill trained members of the Barbie World. Spank Me Barbie has taken over Homeland Security, didn’t know what Habeus Corpus is, gave a blank stare and offered a nonsense response. There was her sister, Blonde Ambition Barbie who legally chooses to ignore the law, protecting POTUS and his antics, we have her little sister, pinch me Barbie who sits in Congress and then the grand doyenne, Loudmouth Barbie who fawns over I’ll screw anything once no matter the age, Matt Getz Ken wanna be. Sheep ask you did we leave anyone out? Right the hot shot space lothario, Elon Musk who has caused a total Eaton Mess of the Government. Truthfully if you throw in spotted Dick you would have a complete set. There are the show ponies, the fancy sports cars, Insider trading events, and let’s not forget the stripper barbies who became First Ladies.

    Bertha is not off her meds nor on them. She is stating the obvious that the oblivious seem to continue to ignore. The grand emperor who thinks he is king, but comes off like queen for the day, ignores that he has given pardons to those who committed acts against the members of the house and senate, drug dealers who are some of the most lethal of families in Mexico, Putin who he refuses to dare go against. Tell us, was it the photos he has of you on the horse? Sheep could make a comment but use your imagination. Melanoma says you don’t want to know. The horse says it can’t talk it’s under a gag order. We bet it is. One word and it’s off to the glue factory. The goat knows about that all too well. It took off, is living somewhere in Bolivia under a false name. It has no plans to go duck hunting with Dick. George said nope don’t know the goat, never heard of him.

    The country wants its leaders back, it wants its half assed, horrible jobs they went to that they knew would lead to bankruptcy. It wasn’t great, it was hell, but at least they were there. They want their Snap benefits and ability to obtain housing. They had leaders who didn’t piss the world off, insult former presidents and world leaders who have the ability to pop a nuke and have a tea party. They didn’t have two live crew and Sean Combs playing house with the White House staff.

    Do we need to know that people without a gun pointed at their heads elected an imbecile to lead us. No. but we did. You had a choice to bring in common sense and clarity, peace and serenity to the world, and hired the Barnum and Baily Circus complete with flying monkeys, clowns and let’s not forget the ringleader. Oh Bertha is feeling much better now. Tu Pac is saying he tried to warn y’all but you would not listen. Yep, even old Satan himself is looking at you all and wants to slap you.

    You all did not just elect corruption; you invited all of its twisted sisters to partake in robbing you blind. There are no whoops, no I was on cold medicine and wasn’t thinking straight, you let Hitler and his minions out of their cages and run riot over the human race.

    But you do have a chance to regain your footing. It’s called let’s make a deal. Bring all of the foreign leaders to the table and see what they will trade just to get rid of Trump. The countries are at the table, and there is a voodoo doll up for grabs. Zelinski is making a play for the voodoo doll. Oh, Putin intercedes. There is a cry of foul, Putin is forced to return the Voodoo doll to the table. China is willing to copy the tariffs and sell them for half price to the highest bidders. Kim Jong Un says no, he wants the nukes Iran has but won’t pay for them. Britain says it will support Canada, but they must take in Americans that didn’t vote for Trump. Canada is debating it; it could be good for their economy. Europe calls an audible, they won’t take in filthy Americans and support the crown if Britain does this. OK who gave Donny boy, and his son hammers while visiting the Pieta? That was not part of an amusement park. We just can’t take them anywhere without them destroying something. The new Pope is weighing in, he seconds that, and the bidding continues. Did anyone bother to tell Vance that eye liner is not allowed in the Vatican?

    This bickering back and forth goes on until someone decides nobody wants Trump. Humans are stuck with him. They all get to poke the voodoo doll until it falls apart. Nobody offered jail time, or to lock him up with his worst nightmare; a gay, black, trans, shemale. Putin does not count. He is asking for the photos. When you have that many people saying Hell NO to Trump or his family something is wrong. When people like Elon Musk turns on him after doing the dirty work of Putin, something is very right. When you see that grand team of Biden and Obama back in office and getting you all back on track, it’s a wet dream come true. Folks how much worse could it be?

    You have two reliable, bright, honest, males who work well together, that the world respects, wants back. Kamala, nothing personal dear, but unless you grow two pair, and walk like Biden and speak like Obama with echos of Biden in the background, No. Kamala we love you, but right now we need batman and robin, and Alfred and the bat mobile. We need Pete and Bernie, AOC, Bruce and Taylor, Robert D’ Niro and Slim Shady. We want guys like Comey, Liz, Hillary, Pete, Zelinsky, an “A” team that can get us extra innings, home runs and take out the enema. It won’t be with bullets or guns, dementia once declared is enough. But it will take courage and guts to go against the grain. People willing to put in the pain. You can’t silence the masses like Diddy tried, all that does is stir anger inside. The clock is ticking, no dissing, it’s time to shit or get out of the loo. The world is watching, two live crew, we thank you.

    Ok so sheep can’t rap. but we can tell you if you don’t get him out, the world will suffer, no buffer, dammit doggy stop with the rapping. Puppy has been listening to Slim Shady, Snoop and the gang. But he is right, no buffer and we all suffer.

  • Bertha Talks Free Speech

    Bertha is snarfing mad. She is watching a mad man shutting down the rights and civil liberties of humans. This is not only illegal and violates the constitution, rights and civil liberties, but when used to silence the masses, it violates the oath of office. It is an abuse of power; it is a means to bypass the rules of law.

    Humans have a right to free speech, you have free will to think, speak, listen to, read, follow, live and breathe as you so choose. So long as it does not incite riots, violence, harm or kill innocent people, violate their ability to obtain and seek medical care, (regardless of opinions of others). You cannot be abused, harmed, killed for choice, DNA, disability, age, size, color, religion. Do not let anyone tell you your rights are not your own. Attacking those who speak up, out, who dare uncover inconvenient truths, some don’t like or want exposed. You may not be silenced, jailed, sent off to internment camps to behave, taught a lesson, abused or killed. This is not a lie, this is cold, hard, fact. It is the truth.

    Internment camps have been around for years, once called black houses, in the Cheney days, much like the Patriot Act, also was used silence the masses. Humans, sheep have taken the stand to make sure your rights and civil liberties are upheld. Unlike those willing to be lied to and treated as cult followers, sheep are independent. We don’t tolerate inhuman violations of your rights or civil liberties. We won’t stand for musicians, writers, journalists, other political figures here or abroad to be threatened. We are not afraid to be seen or heard, question everything.

    We are not here to incite riots, or violence. We do not condone acts of violence against others, including POTUS. Instead, we will challenge them in the media, demanding rules of law be upheld and that includes following those rules to protect the rights and civil liberties for all people. We will uncover inconvenient truths and expose them, and if you have nothing to hide, there are no laws broken. Those with much to hide, trying to avoid federal jail time, won’t like it, try to silence us, Bring it Donald.

    We the sheep, people, stand hand in hand side by side, with our voices loud, proud, refusing to kowtow to your illegal, unethical, amoral, attempts to silence the masses. No amount of yelling over us or trying to lie, create stupid lies, attack us for what we may or may not be. For the record, sheep love men. We won’t wear the duct tape on our mouths, cleanse our music or literature, burn books, or turn in those who are here legally. We uphold the rules of law, civil rights, of all people. We are speaking out and up about the lack of due process for those held for maybe being seen as undocumented.

    You cannot silence the masses, and you will not silence us. Bruce, Taylor, those in the rap community, I see and hear you. Hillary, Mr. Comey, Pence, General Milley, I see you and hear you. College universities and students, sheep see you and hear you. We support you. We stand with you, the Ukraine, those who were grotesquely attacked, I see you and hear you.

    We do not elect kings, allow for anyone person to rule the public with illegal and amoral acts. We elect those who are honorable and follow the rules of law, uphold the constitution, rights and civil liberties for all, not just a few. We do not accept bribes from anyone who could expect us to accept horrific acts against us or others. We do not tolerate the personal attacks of those suffering from inhuman illness or disabilities. We don’t steal from children suffering from cancer, block them from obtaining food at schools, books that open their minds to all things possible for the future. We do not silence people like AOC and Bernie who are also acting as your voices, waking you up to the hard truths happening in front of us.

    Donald, we are putting you on notice, we are watching you, will out your actions, legally, ethically, morally. You have a choice, step down, or face impeachment. There is no try. No more excuses, threats, you won’t put us in jail. We are not breaking laws, we are using free speech for all to be seen and heard. Your attempt at silencing the masses is neither legal nor original. Others before you tried and failed.

    Getting rid of judges who can put you in jail won’t keep you out of jail, it will only add further reason to charge you with felonies designed to mask, hide, remove those who can and will testify against you. Trying to hide theft from other’s social security or other financial programs they have paid in to, cannot be justified. Just like you cannot steal a jet from Qutar and expect to hide it in your library for later. This isn’t a tin of caviar from Putin.

    Those black houses we know all about the ones in the US and their locations, really, Montana, Utah, the Dakotas, you didn’t think sheep would research this? Sheep have known about them for years, but nobody believed us, and now you have them over there as well. Bertha does not do duct tape, she does not behave or remain silent, she will never stop doing research.

    Just like they tried to silence Julien years ago, you are trying to do this to the masses. The masses have voices and rights. We are not going to hide in a tower out of fear of reprisals if we speak out or up. Hell No. You are hearing it from musicians, politicos, generals, former VP’s whom you wanted executed on Jan.6. Anyone you dislike or who disagrees with you. Either you are still in Depends or never grasped the notion of free speech.

    It’s simple, you cannot screw the public. You are not a dictator. You are in the wrong country for that. Your minions are brainwashed; we are not. Those aiding and abetting you can also go to jail. Your dementia blocks your ability to see right from wrong, but we see it clearly. You are unfit for office. Resign or face impeachment. There is no try.

  • Bertha Wants to Talk to YOU