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  • Bertha Joins the Protests.

    Like the millions around the world, Bertha Joined the protesters. She was out shaking her toucas, and swinging her chandeliers. The girl was in her element, yelling ” Take the Stick Out Oh Mamma, it feels so good Obama. ” Puppy was in his element too, romping carrots in-between, holding signs” “resist you Muther Puppers !” the little guy was in his element as well. Nothing was going to come between him and his produce. As the throngs of humans joined peacefully in boycotting Trump and his No Kings Act, supporting our troops, and not requiring arrests or bullets, passersby honked in solidarity, others cheered, some gave the peace sign. Those who were clearly maga or Trumpers of course tried to sour the moment to be met with yells of “GO HOME,”

    How can anyone take him seriously? No president has ever ordered a parade in his honor. Nor has anyone demanded National Guards be sent up to protect the magas when there was no war taking place. Many have speculated he is in the throes of dementia. It does not take Freud to see his actions are textbook. Those who clung to the boat when the Titanic were going down did the same thing, only the iceberg won. It took the rich down with the ship and did not protect any of them wealthy or not. Those who managed to see their faits went for the lifeboats while they could, and while some still died, a few survived.

    The question is this, with the world joining in the protests, wanting to help those of us who chant Obama today, there are others willing to take us down while we are not looking. When the public is distracted, bad things happen, and by then it’s too late. This protest, march, isn’t for fun, it’s a means to wake the world up, to show the masses do not want a king, a dictator, a ruler, who would easily destroy everything he touches, just to be able to walk away.

    This isn’t Jolly Old England, this is the US. Britain does not let them eat cake, but Trump would have them eating cow pats and telling them to like it. This is going way beyond deporting undocumented individuals. This has become about all out racism. It is no longer about blacks vs whites, but nazis vs the disabled, elderly, Jewish, Hispanic, any ethnicity that isn’t deemed lily white. If you disagree with him, he wants you locked up or dead. If you are a reporter who dares tell the truth or ask questions, you either disappear, die or your career is toast. He isn’t Puff Daddy; he isn’t anyone but a desperate peon trying to avoid jail.

    Conning Billionaires to pay for his campaign to help him win and supposedly gain more wealth and power, is backfiring. They are seeing how they got played like the rest of the humans that voted for him. Jokes aside, there is nothing funny about him molesting or raping underage girls in a brothel, that he attended, and paid to have them service him. Epstein who could have easily named him, died in his cell. No accident, it was to silence anyone that could identify him as one of the many that paid for sex.

    The reasons to remove him from office are many, and legit. It isn’t a witch hunt, it is based on hard core facts, not innuendo. He wants to dummy down the masses, allow media to only out his version of the truth. To out fact is to lose one’s job, funding for universities, stripped. This isn’t about black and white. He has brainwashed many turning them into his Gestapo, willing to kill innocent people he says are the enemy.

    Yes, Bertha was willing to flaunt them to get the attention of those driving leading to car crashes, whatever it takes to get people to pay attention. But the crashes unlike deliberate attacks with vehicles to kill innocent people, were mostly horny males and females copping a peek. Nobody wanted to be shot with rubber bullets, for what? It is our right as humans and sheep to use our voices, ask questions and refuse to accept status quo. Whether you are black or white, skinny or fat, blue eyed or brown, tall or short, it is your right. Police don’t want to be shot for doing their jobs, it’s not the protesters attacking, it is paid maga posing as immigrants in an effort to force martial law.

    When our own military said no, generals said they can say NO, governors not presidents choose to bring in National Guards, that is when everyone said NO. There is no grounds for martial law, we are not at war, there is not a national emergency, no typhoons or hurricanes or tornadoes. No volcanos erupted taking out cities. Wag the dogs to distract from unlawful bills to rob innocent people of their rights and civil liberties, money they paid into to receive at retirement, convicts that should be behind bars, not released or pardoned for attacking federal capitols. Social programs many need to survive, stripped of funding.

    No matter what side of the fence you are on, at some point you must say enough Donald. It is time to hand over the reins to those willing to care for the people, all of them and their families and needs. It is time for him to go to jail with his family for crimes they participated in, stealing from kids with Cancer? That is cold folks. There is nothing to be proud of here. It could be your child, niece, nephew, aunt or uncle, they don’t care. You as people must care. You can’t sit on the side lines and watch Paris burn. You cannot say it’s not my problem. It is all of our problems, because you voted him in.

    Sheep want to see all humans happy and healthy, cared for, their equal rights and civil liberties protected. If you are here and worked to become a citizen, went thru transformation like Bertha did to fit in? You belong here. Your kids belong here. If you are working to earn a living and need a larger wage to survive, you earned it, demand it, you belong here. If healthcare is what it takes to keep us all alive, aide those who suffer with miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, need an emergency abortion, you belong here. No judgement, no we will choose your outcome. You will choose with your doctors your outcomes. You belong here. Unions, those who are gay, bi, trans, lesbians, with families, you belong here.

    People see protests and protesters as negative. This is fear of change, a fear of moving forward and wanting to remain backwards because it is all they ever knew. The world is ever revolving, changing, and if you blink you just might miss it. Ok, so we borrowed from Ferris Buehler, but the facts cannot be ignored. You can choose to get with the program or stay behind. Sheep are hoping you will join all of us to make this a better place for everyone.

  • Bertha Wants a Word…

    Ever since Trump came into office we have been surrounded by some of the most unfit, incompetent, totally ill trained members of the Barbie World. Spank Me Barbie has taken over Homeland Security, didn’t know what Habeus Corpus is, gave a blank stare and offered a nonsense response. There was her sister, Blonde Ambition Barbie who legally chooses to ignore the law, protecting POTUS and his antics, we have her little sister, pinch me Barbie who sits in Congress and then the grand doyenne, Loudmouth Barbie who fawns over I’ll screw anything once no matter the age, Matt Getz Ken wanna be. Sheep ask you did we leave anyone out? Right the hot shot space lothario, Elon Musk who has caused a total Eaton Mess of the Government. Truthfully if you throw in spotted Dick you would have a complete set. There are the show ponies, the fancy sports cars, Insider trading events, and let’s not forget the stripper barbies who became First Ladies.

    Bertha is not off her meds nor on them. She is stating the obvious that the oblivious seem to continue to ignore. The grand emperor who thinks he is king, but comes off like queen for the day, ignores that he has given pardons to those who committed acts against the members of the house and senate, drug dealers who are some of the most lethal of families in Mexico, Putin who he refuses to dare go against. Tell us, was it the photos he has of you on the horse? Sheep could make a comment but use your imagination. Melanoma says you don’t want to know. The horse says it can’t talk it’s under a gag order. We bet it is. One word and it’s off to the glue factory. The goat knows about that all too well. It took off, is living somewhere in Bolivia under a false name. It has no plans to go duck hunting with Dick. George said nope don’t know the goat, never heard of him.

    The country wants its leaders back, it wants its half assed, horrible jobs they went to that they knew would lead to bankruptcy. It wasn’t great, it was hell, but at least they were there. They want their Snap benefits and ability to obtain housing. They had leaders who didn’t piss the world off, insult former presidents and world leaders who have the ability to pop a nuke and have a tea party. They didn’t have two live crew and Sean Combs playing house with the White House staff.

    Do we need to know that people without a gun pointed at their heads elected an imbecile to lead us. No. but we did. You had a choice to bring in common sense and clarity, peace and serenity to the world, and hired the Barnum and Baily Circus complete with flying monkeys, clowns and let’s not forget the ringleader. Oh Bertha is feeling much better now. Tu Pac is saying he tried to warn y’all but you would not listen. Yep, even old Satan himself is looking at you all and wants to slap you.

    You all did not just elect corruption; you invited all of its twisted sisters to partake in robbing you blind. There are no whoops, no I was on cold medicine and wasn’t thinking straight, you let Hitler and his minions out of their cages and run riot over the human race.

    But you do have a chance to regain your footing. It’s called let’s make a deal. Bring all of the foreign leaders to the table and see what they will trade just to get rid of Trump. The countries are at the table, and there is a voodoo doll up for grabs. Zelinski is making a play for the voodoo doll. Oh, Putin intercedes. There is a cry of foul, Putin is forced to return the Voodoo doll to the table. China is willing to copy the tariffs and sell them for half price to the highest bidders. Kim Jong Un says no, he wants the nukes Iran has but won’t pay for them. Britain says it will support Canada, but they must take in Americans that didn’t vote for Trump. Canada is debating it; it could be good for their economy. Europe calls an audible, they won’t take in filthy Americans and support the crown if Britain does this. OK who gave Donny boy, and his son hammers while visiting the Pieta? That was not part of an amusement park. We just can’t take them anywhere without them destroying something. The new Pope is weighing in, he seconds that, and the bidding continues. Did anyone bother to tell Vance that eye liner is not allowed in the Vatican?

    This bickering back and forth goes on until someone decides nobody wants Trump. Humans are stuck with him. They all get to poke the voodoo doll until it falls apart. Nobody offered jail time, or to lock him up with his worst nightmare; a gay, black, trans, shemale. Putin does not count. He is asking for the photos. When you have that many people saying Hell NO to Trump or his family something is wrong. When people like Elon Musk turns on him after doing the dirty work of Putin, something is very right. When you see that grand team of Biden and Obama back in office and getting you all back on track, it’s a wet dream come true. Folks how much worse could it be?

    You have two reliable, bright, honest, males who work well together, that the world respects, wants back. Kamala, nothing personal dear, but unless you grow two pair, and walk like Biden and speak like Obama with echos of Biden in the background, No. Kamala we love you, but right now we need batman and robin, and Alfred and the bat mobile. We need Pete and Bernie, AOC, Bruce and Taylor, Robert D’ Niro and Slim Shady. We want guys like Comey, Liz, Hillary, Pete, Zelinsky, an “A” team that can get us extra innings, home runs and take out the enema. It won’t be with bullets or guns, dementia once declared is enough. But it will take courage and guts to go against the grain. People willing to put in the pain. You can’t silence the masses like Diddy tried, all that does is stir anger inside. The clock is ticking, no dissing, it’s time to shit or get out of the loo. The world is watching, two live crew, we thank you.

    Ok so sheep can’t rap. but we can tell you if you don’t get him out, the world will suffer, no buffer, dammit doggy stop with the rapping. Puppy has been listening to Slim Shady, Snoop and the gang. But he is right, no buffer and we all suffer.

  • Bertha Talks Free Speech

    Bertha is snarfing mad. She is watching a mad man shutting down the rights and civil liberties of humans. This is not only illegal and violates the constitution, rights and civil liberties, but when used to silence the masses, it violates the oath of office. It is an abuse of power; it is a means to bypass the rules of law.

    Humans have a right to free speech, you have free will to think, speak, listen to, read, follow, live and breathe as you so choose. So long as it does not incite riots, violence, harm or kill innocent people, violate their ability to obtain and seek medical care, (regardless of opinions of others). You cannot be abused, harmed, killed for choice, DNA, disability, age, size, color, religion. Do not let anyone tell you your rights are not your own. Attacking those who speak up, out, who dare uncover inconvenient truths, some don’t like or want exposed. You may not be silenced, jailed, sent off to internment camps to behave, taught a lesson, abused or killed. This is not a lie, this is cold, hard, fact. It is the truth.

    Internment camps have been around for years, once called black houses, in the Cheney days, much like the Patriot Act, also was used silence the masses. Humans, sheep have taken the stand to make sure your rights and civil liberties are upheld. Unlike those willing to be lied to and treated as cult followers, sheep are independent. We don’t tolerate inhuman violations of your rights or civil liberties. We won’t stand for musicians, writers, journalists, other political figures here or abroad to be threatened. We are not afraid to be seen or heard, question everything.

    We are not here to incite riots, or violence. We do not condone acts of violence against others, including POTUS. Instead, we will challenge them in the media, demanding rules of law be upheld and that includes following those rules to protect the rights and civil liberties for all people. We will uncover inconvenient truths and expose them, and if you have nothing to hide, there are no laws broken. Those with much to hide, trying to avoid federal jail time, won’t like it, try to silence us, Bring it Donald.

    We the sheep, people, stand hand in hand side by side, with our voices loud, proud, refusing to kowtow to your illegal, unethical, amoral, attempts to silence the masses. No amount of yelling over us or trying to lie, create stupid lies, attack us for what we may or may not be. For the record, sheep love men. We won’t wear the duct tape on our mouths, cleanse our music or literature, burn books, or turn in those who are here legally. We uphold the rules of law, civil rights, of all people. We are speaking out and up about the lack of due process for those held for maybe being seen as undocumented.

    You cannot silence the masses, and you will not silence us. Bruce, Taylor, those in the rap community, I see and hear you. Hillary, Mr. Comey, Pence, General Milley, I see you and hear you. College universities and students, sheep see you and hear you. We support you. We stand with you, the Ukraine, those who were grotesquely attacked, I see you and hear you.

    We do not elect kings, allow for anyone person to rule the public with illegal and amoral acts. We elect those who are honorable and follow the rules of law, uphold the constitution, rights and civil liberties for all, not just a few. We do not accept bribes from anyone who could expect us to accept horrific acts against us or others. We do not tolerate the personal attacks of those suffering from inhuman illness or disabilities. We don’t steal from children suffering from cancer, block them from obtaining food at schools, books that open their minds to all things possible for the future. We do not silence people like AOC and Bernie who are also acting as your voices, waking you up to the hard truths happening in front of us.

    Donald, we are putting you on notice, we are watching you, will out your actions, legally, ethically, morally. You have a choice, step down, or face impeachment. There is no try. No more excuses, threats, you won’t put us in jail. We are not breaking laws, we are using free speech for all to be seen and heard. Your attempt at silencing the masses is neither legal nor original. Others before you tried and failed.

    Getting rid of judges who can put you in jail won’t keep you out of jail, it will only add further reason to charge you with felonies designed to mask, hide, remove those who can and will testify against you. Trying to hide theft from other’s social security or other financial programs they have paid in to, cannot be justified. Just like you cannot steal a jet from Qutar and expect to hide it in your library for later. This isn’t a tin of caviar from Putin.

    Those black houses we know all about the ones in the US and their locations, really, Montana, Utah, the Dakotas, you didn’t think sheep would research this? Sheep have known about them for years, but nobody believed us, and now you have them over there as well. Bertha does not do duct tape, she does not behave or remain silent, she will never stop doing research.

    Just like they tried to silence Julien years ago, you are trying to do this to the masses. The masses have voices and rights. We are not going to hide in a tower out of fear of reprisals if we speak out or up. Hell No. You are hearing it from musicians, politicos, generals, former VP’s whom you wanted executed on Jan.6. Anyone you dislike or who disagrees with you. Either you are still in Depends or never grasped the notion of free speech.

    It’s simple, you cannot screw the public. You are not a dictator. You are in the wrong country for that. Your minions are brainwashed; we are not. Those aiding and abetting you can also go to jail. Your dementia blocks your ability to see right from wrong, but we see it clearly. You are unfit for office. Resign or face impeachment. There is no try.

  • Bertha Wants to Talk to YOU

  • Bertha Wants to Talk to YOU

    maria torrini <torrinimaria5@gmail.com>11:49 AM (22 minutes ago)
    to me

    The Independent 1

    1 day ago

    Here are the authoritarian tactics being implemented against our Republic:

      Propaganda and Disinformation:

    False Claims and Lies: Repeated disinformation to create confusion and a false reality.

    Demonization of Opponents: Branding opponents as enemies to diminish their credibility.

     Attacks on Democratic Institutions:

    Judicial Undermining: Disparaging judges, interfering with court decisions, or appointing loyalists to courts.

    Politicizing Law Enforcement: Manipulating law enforcement agencies for partisan purposes.

    Discrediting Elections: Claiming widespread fraud, pushing voter suppression, and questioning election results- only if they lose.

     Erosion of Civil Liberties:

    Surveillance and Intimidation: Monitoring of citizens and intimidation of political opponents and even their own “uncooperative” party members.

    Censorship: Implementing laws to silence dissent and restrict free speech.

    Militarization: Using paramilitary groups or security forces to suppress protests and opposition.

    Creating a Cult of Personality:

    Leader Worship: Promoting the leader as the sole solution to national problems.

    Symbols and Slogans: Utilizing symbols and grandiose rhetoric to build loyalty and unity around the leader.

      Nationalism and Xenophobia:

    Us vs. Them: Promoting extreme nationalism and blaming minorities, foreign entities, and nationals for domestic problems.Reply

    If you are not concerned you need to be. This data came from a legitimate source, not faux information, or whims of a political party. It is designed to spell out in clear language what is at stake, happening this second, to everyone. Nobody is immune from any of it and it will get worse if humans don’t take a stand to end the madness of a mad man and his cult followers.

    Trump is leading like a cult leader, not someone who took an oath of office, and knows full well his limits and their legalities. The idea of he doesn’t know, or nobody told him are false. He knows and is trying to get by with as much mishegas as possible to avoid going to jail. He is willing and has been attacking innocent Americans, immigrants that became legal to live here, deporting them and their families. There is nothing legal about any of this. He has been abusing his office since the first time he was POTUS, and his staff and backers are letting it happen.

    No president has a right to do any of this. None of this is legal, there is no justification to go after journalists doing their jobs, or teachers, college professors or their students, grants being used for legitimate purposes to help find cures and means to protect us and their own countries. It is not aiding and abetting the enemy. It is not trying to screw with your health by finding cures for diseases like covid, cancer, HIV, Parkinson’s, ALS, nor mumps, measles or rubella, chicken pox, neuromuscular injuries, none of it. Those are all the very things that threaten our health, our children’s health and wellbeing. They can’t be treated or cured with prayer or cow pats, bleach, nor any other faux medicine.

    Trump and his staff not only are spreading lies, but dangerous ones that will and have caused the demise of innocent adults and children. Because of them we have walls to keep people out from coming to our country. Our country was founded by immigrants, our history rich with those that came before us. Yes, we must keep those who are here to harm us such as drug lords, terrorists that are on legitimate watch lists by Interpol, not fantasies of Nazi want to BE’s.

    Our people and country will not tolerate another atrocity like that which occurred at Auschwitz or other countries. We do not lock up people in internment camps if we dislike what they have to say or can prove. Yes, this is happening and its got to stop now. We don’t tie the hands of municipal or federal judges and courts trying to uphold the rules of law. That is happening in our country. We will not strip away the rights and civil liberties, healthcare rights of those whose medical issues we disagree. All Things we are seeing happen in this country. We don’t ban books for kids to read because a few parents chose to refuse their rights, parents that were more than likely those who skipped classes and paid off teachers or principles to graduate them anyway.

    We cannot just ignore history or events that happened because we don’t want to accept truth or outcomes. We do not sell out our allies, people we called friends of the US on the whims of a madman. Trump has put all of us in a dangerous position, without backup. Billy Bob and his pals can’t protect us from a nuclear attack, if we are struck by nukes from Iran, Russia, China and North Korea we are toast. This cannot be our fate. We must demand that this man be stripped of his duties along with his cabinet, placed in a pen that will not allow him to cause further harm here or abroad. It is that dire.

    This isnt about the price of eggs, though even sheep have had to cut back on those, or the price of other grocery items due to tariffs, watch decent mom and pop stores and diner options, suffer a similar demise. It has reached critical mass, and sheep just can no longer be silent. We stand with Ukraine and other countries who have suffered at this man’s hands and that of Putin and Musk. We might joke about a lot of things, but we will never laugh at others who have lost jobs, wages, homes, all of it due to the greed of one man and his billionaire boys club.

    Sheep have been affected firsthand and understand all too well what is at stake. We share in your pain and frustration at the grotesque antics of this cochon, do not support him or his cult in any way. There is no defense for such disgusting acts nor comments. We cannot say this enough it is the same pen, there is no first class, so no roughing the puppy. We are all in this together, and we must stick together and know we have your backs. If this lands us in a black house in Borneo, know we were on the right track and won’t be silenced. There is too much at stake, your rights, civil liberties mean something to us. Your freedom of speech, whether they like or agree with it or not, matters to us. Those protesting, we see you and support you. You are not invisible. AOC, Bernie, Barack, Joe, yes, we are telling you that you are not invisible either. Out of the goodness of our hearts to be fair, we are including Margie, and Lisa, and Adam, and all who are like us, fighting the good fight to get this country, the rights of the people, all of us, back where they belong.

    God Bless and let’s all keep fighting the good fight together.

  • Bertha is Pissed…

    Ahem, since when is it legal for ICE to come on to a college campus and kick out American Citizens? Yeah, that’s right, sheep know all about what you are doing. Our source whom we shall not name and has first hand knowledge, of the filthy antics you and Trump are inflicting on innocent students and faculty. The books you banned the ones about a little girl witnessing atrocities happened in Nazi Germany, not the United States of America.

    Those who sold out their own faculty and students will have to face the wrath of Sheep when the time comes. We have special plans for you. Unlike the media, sheep won’t be paid off to remain silent. Oh hell no, you picked the wrong people to tangle with. Sheep cannot be bought off, silenced or told to leave. We are your worst nightmares Mr. Trump. We see and hear things that do not result from the abuse of Coke, Ketamine, or other narcotics. Our facts come from the horses mouth, not its ass.

    Pulling grant money for projects that could lead to cures for real diseases that cannot be cured with cow pats, and bleach, or creating bright minds that could work with us at NASA, and threatening those professors? Only cowards who are facing federal jail time do this. Sheep are staring you right in the eye and telling you Vaffanculo.

    Here is the thing, we know you have dementia, your grandiose acts of stupidity and greed are only underlying symptoms. You are unfit for office. Nobody in their right mind plays patty cake with a leader like Putin. Nobody hires people with the IQ’s of flea dirt go near a federal office. You are not a dictator, not a king only a petty little man who never grew up. Sheep see right thru you, that is our hidden skill, and our sources do not lie.

    Sheep won’t give up our sources, unlike journalists sheep have no fear. You can hand cuff us, spank us, beat us off with feathers and we still will beg for more. We invented the game unlike Al Gore. Sorry Al, this time sheep are in control. You want protests, we know a few good plumbers willing to create flushing problems. That orange goo you put on will go away. No, we won’t resort to violence unlike you, but we can make your life a living hell.

    Unlike journalists, you can’t see us, we are the no see ums of the animal kingdom. Oh we look nice and sweet , but don’t even assume we won’t go there. The racist and homophobic means you used to lure new acquires for The Apprentice, yeah, you might want to see who didn’t sign that non disclosure you were trying to force on us. We were not going to tell you we wanted puppies and kitties, we wanted Komodo dragons. Its not sour grapes for not getting chosen, more like ambrosia for escaping your Reich stag you were plotting.

    It is time to send you packing, preferably to a uncomfortable pen, no frills, wigs, goo, Golden Arches, though you might get a shower. The acts of cowards don’t get rewarded, they get punished. Your own people see thru you now, and are leaving you. The once golden girl is now your worst enema. She will flip you like a rotting fish. She might walk if she plays her cards right, but the true traitor and his ilk, will be singing soprano.

    Your wag the dogs won’t help you, sheep see thru that as well. Trying to distract people from your true acts of theft, greed is not just transparent, it is just sad. Once a grifter always a grifter. Bertha knows one when she sees one, and you have a whole team. Yes Bertha knows your kind, gets that you are harming innocent people so you can get by with insider trading, and allowing someone like Putin to use you.

    Get a clue, sheep are going public about OSU and everything you have done to it and every other college and University you rear ended. Sheep are ready to tango, we are ready and know how to foxtrot, and we are prepared to see you in court should you dare try to censor us. You never will know who backs us, and has our backs. Its always the quiet ones.

  • Bertha Talks Photo Shop

    Bertha caught the interview with Trump and reporter Terry Moran, another good bugger she admires. Bertha wants a word with Trump to see if he can tell if the photos of him, Putin and Musk in a menage a trois were real or photo shop. Here is the kicker, they are real in the sense that all three were at one time playing patty cake together. The tats Donald hides from the public show his ties to the Nazis. Terry, I believe this is where you come in and say Thank You to us, for your next interview. The BBC did an expose on Donald back in 2016 that was all about Trump in his younger days in boarding school.

    Nothing like archives to have your back, eh Bertha. Bertha has had her share of tats too, though nothing to link her to any form of hate groups. Oh, to the contrary, the minx has a little tat on her…. ahem, we won’t expose her personal info, just use your imagination. We like her “shag me reckless” ourselves. We noticed her hoof has Fuck on one, and Trump on the other. Oh, should we cower in fear of an ICE raid, after all we did diss the bastard.

    Bertha likes tats. She likes men with tats. Men can wear them as they age and still look hot. Dames, not so much. Putin will have a terrible time as he ages. He placed them in the wrong spot, and no amount of “cover me up” will change that. Musk has a few more good years before they go south. Bertha got her first one and made the mistake of flinching. It wasn’t supposed to read “oops, I wet em.” but it does, so now trying to cover that up, she tries to ignore it.

    The issue Moran ran into with Trump wasn’t the tats, the question is how could he push an assumption? He never did deny his romp with Putin, so we ask again, was it live or Memorex? Since nobody has come forward to deny it, we think it might have had wings. The question is if that is true, where does that place Elon in the mix?

    Puppy swears he has seen photo shopped pictures of the three in very compromising positions. Patty Cake was involved, and we hear so were London Bridges Going Down. Thanks, Puppy, for that, always up for a good bit of gossip. The questions are many on this, and nobody wants to claim them. That adds mystery doesn’t it. The little tart, or Queen of Tarts. They will never tell.

    The problem with photo shop is that some humans come off like plastic cut outs. Sheep like to see people breathing, making sure they have not passed out. Bertha got herself put into a photo with her favorite sleepy Joe. Nothing too randy or that Jill would demand a weave war. This was tasteful, nobody was asleep or drooling. Everyone was in black, not navy and those sitting nearby were all proper. Bertha likes Joe, and Barack, Bill, that cute little Zelinski fella. Those are people she could see herself hanging with. and if she got tats, those along with her other favorite rap god, would be front and center. They would all be in good company.

    So, the question remains, can you be sure you are seeing an actual photo or is it photo shopped? Bertha has been fooled. AI has caught her off guard when she dared to fool with Facebook. For the last time she is not everyone’s ATM. Those pesky scammers can Naff off. Damned AI faking people, their voices too. Though we do think we caught Putin and Trump doing a tango when they were not paying attention. Just putting it out there. The girl left Facebook, she left it all behind her. Now she gets her kicks on Route 66.

    Trump kept trying to switch the narrative telling Moran what he thought he saw were gang symbols. Ah but were they really? Perhaps the man forgets his bank code, so he has tats. Bertha has forgotten hers and thought about doing that. Or maybe he uses a padlock. We shall never know, but one thing is for sure, one cannot assume nor believe everything they see or hear. Puppy is in the background having a go with a squash, and yes that isn’t AI. You need to pick and choose what you choose to believe.

  • Bertha Won’t Go Back..

    Bertha made it perfectly clear there is no going back to the pen. The girl has had a taste of the good life, is living her best life and there is no way she will go back to the pen, perverse farmer who wanted menage a trois with that perverse farmer or twisted shrink, Basil. Oh, we know about the sanctuary cities coming under attack.

    Bertha is prepared to do a full on, full frontal, back side, assault and to hell with their eyes. If they think they are going to put her in cuffs and take her, they better buy her dinner and drinks first. This sheep is going nowhere. She feels for those getting taken. Even legals who dare speak out, are getting cuffed without dinner and dancing and shipped off to God knows where. Nobody is going to grab her by her ya ya’s and shove mint jelly up her bum and be told to like it. Now we admit there are some unscrupulous cats and terriers we would like to see that done to, but sheep? Never.

    Have they forgotten she is a transgendered sheep, not just a terrier on the make. The woman has or had balls, had them removed to blend in, got implants, front and back, wigs, waxing, tans lashes, the full Monty. Nobody goes thru all of that unless they plan on staying. We stand corrected, Bruce, yeah, he kinda did, but we have to say he passes. Just don’t stand too close, that five o’clock shadow does creep in. How is Bertha on the list, what did she do to deserve such treatment you ask?

    The dame has a mouth, she tells it like she is, won’t stay quiet, or put up with Elon and Putin no matter how hard they beg. No more channel nights, or Louboutin meet ups, sharing their feet which have been who knows where. Even rodents have said, they won’t go there. Bertha has attacked everyone with good cause. She outted the buggers trying to cheat on their taxes, do insider trading, which reminds us Margie, we hope you got waxed and dipped before your time at Camp Cupcake. If not be ready for someone meaner than Epstein coming for you or Giselle.

    Bertha is not going down without a fight, and not even a politico who likes to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, wants to get in her way. The girl has game and knows how to give the middle hoof. If you think ICE is going to grab her from behind, she is prepared. The sheep is trained in karate, has teeth and will use them. The best have tried even to get her in bed. If they can’t succeed ICE won’t either.

    Is she afraid of having to go back to using name brand products or bicycle pumps, or driving a no name car? Nah, she has used Crisco and Preparation H for her bags under her eyes so No, that isn’t it. Is she afraid of having dragon breath that smells like Eau de Snarl? No again. The dame isn’t’ worried about any of that. She refuses to have to go back to those who will treat her like a trollop. Sure, pick someone who has bedroom eyes and double D’s, who looks good in boudoir attire, and can spank you with the best of them, wear spank me sailor and who knows her way around whips and chains. Stop confusing her with Elon, that is him not her.

    She is watching how Americans are getting taken by ICE and now sheep too. Those nefarious buggers who want to control humans and spank them into submission are in for a rude awakening. They are starting to spank back, protest, demand hearings, and go after the biggest con of all….Donald, the world is watching.

    Sheep think humans need to slap back, bite, do whatever it takes to avoid getting reduced to mutton. No playing patty cake, no let me see your cabinet, (a game Italians in Italy know well). No raising our skirts and showing it off. It’s time to take the trash out, show teeth and bite hard. Nice will get you laid, maybe, but it won’t keep you from getting deported.

    Sheep know if you let them get by with this it won’t end. Before you know it, cats, dogs, anyone who can speak, parrots are all up for grabs. Those who belong in detention camps, arrested are running the asylum, what is wrong with that picture? You did not vote for that. You were lied to and conned. Now it’s time to take the baby out with the bathwater and move forward. They can’t take all of us and seriously taking kids with cancer. Only a total fop, a bloody toad would do that. Those who allow it or aid and abet him are just as guilty. Be ashamed of yourselves, go back to the pig stye you came from and stay there. Humans are disgusted by you and your ilk. Just naff off, go the hell away and leave humans alone and sheep too.

  • Bertha Gets Real..

    Everywhere you look there are families struggling to pay their bills, make a house payment, pay rent, buy groceries, pay for healthcare, make payments for childcare, basic survival. Sheep get it. Sheep like to zing those who cause problems for others, ignore the needs of others, push dangerous and costly agendas not for the good of all, but only the good of some. In this vain we invite you to not just read this for laughs but to take a hard look next to you. It might be a family member or friend, coworker or one who just lost their job and everything they worked for. Sheep are not immune to this fight. We might mock ourselves and the means we will go to keep up our boudoir image. But even for sheep, the fight is real.

    Not everyone is able to afford the kinds of groceries they once did. Going to the store is now a fight to see what they can afford and maintain a household as well. Whether you live in a big city or small community, rich or poor, middle class or homeless, people are fighting the good fight. We challenge you to go beyond your comfort zone, take a hard look at those who are suffering. Look at the long lines of people waiting to get food at food banks. Go to the food banks and drop off whatever you can, or a donation for them to keep them filled.

    No Margie it’s not a political issue or statement. It is a human request, one that Congress could take on, in order to assist those who are in most need. You won’t get rich, and you won’t make brownie points with a dictator, but what you gain is self-respect, dignity, while preserving both in those who are in need. Those who are struggling are not who you might think. They are teachers, nurses, parents, fired federal and private sector employees, people who lost wages and security.

    Maga would call them losers, laugh at them, mock them, spit on them. Sheep are here to tell you, nobody is immune, it can happen to anyone and unlike a limping biscuit, or Kidd Rock, Ted Scroogent, or any Musk supporter, including Elon himself, yes, it can happen to them. No amount of Zieg Heils will help or change it. The way things are going now, the public just might end up much like the victims of Auschwitz, where the poor were picked up, taken to internment camps for no other reason than poverty.

    Bertha shudders at the thought of innocent people struggling to survive must also worry about a mad dictator wanna be, willing to lock up the poor, middle class. Their only crime is poverty. Poverty is not a crime, and nobody should mock it, nor those who are living thru it. Its real, painful, embarrassing, expensive, and those who only see that little bit of assistance are losing rights, civil liberties, voting rights, all of it.

    People didn’t realize how powerful groceries were. It’s the items themselves, but it’s what they represent. Unless you are in or have walked in the shoes of many, and Bertha and Puppy have, you cannot appreciate what those items mean. To Bertha it means no more bicycle pumps to inflate those damn implants, or super glue to keep her wigs on straight, duct tape to remove fur when she cannot get to the salon. Puppy can get his produce and yaya’s on, He can grope, hump, ride and slide to his heart’s content, and have a crudite platter for later. Did you really think we would forget to add the sarcasm and humor, oh ye of little faith.

    Sheep don’t care if you are putting together bags like we did for families, with can openers, spices, salt and pepper to cook with. Just make sure it’s not stale, spoiled or about to dance. If you really feel rich, and want to put smiles on faces, get a 50.00-dollar gift card in place of the canned goods. We know it is a lot, but think of all you can do with this, not buying those lattes, getting your roots retouched, or nails repainted. It is something you take for granted, but something so many can’t.

    Sheep are looking out for the little guys and gals, their families, little ones, and with your help, together we can give them some confidence that people are looking out for them and each other. In case you are wondering, yes sheep have donated to their favorite food pantry, and plan on getting backers to help us with our goal. There is so much we cannot control now, but this is something that we give our stamp of approval to. It’s not political, does not care if you are every color of the rainbow, your size, choice, party. It is giving back to those most in need. If sheep can do it, Bertha and Puppy can do it, we know you have it in your hearts to do this too.

  • Trump’s Huge Mistake

    Sheep know its human to make mistakes, God knows Bertha has made hers. The use of duct tape to try to shave her upper lip? Yeah, bad move, it almost cost her losing both. Or the need to try plaster to shave her pits, just a huge NO. Do we dare discuss the attempt to reinflate her implants with a high-pressure air compressor, or her toucas? It’s one thing to use Preparation H to reduce puffiness under her eyes, but she applied it to other areas and well, things just went sideways from there. Human mistakes that are silly, come with a tiny bit of sting, but won’t impact other people Puppy also has had his share. He chose the wrong melon to romp, one with spikes, and was feeling that one for a long time.

    Sheep are talking about Major mistakes that end up costing millions of innocent people their hard-earned salaries, social security they paid into, healthcare, benefits and now tariffs. Even his own people are calling him out on it. It’s about friggin time. But sheep have learned most of the world has turned on us, including sheep. Guys, sheep want nothing to do with those things. We oppose his plans, know they will solve nothing and cause more strain on already tenuous ties.

    His level of remorse is less than the size of rodent droppings and In New York, they can be huge. But we are talking about their tinier siblings, mouse droppings. He is incapable of seeing any downside because sheep think he suffers from dementia and for sure Elon has anal glaucoma. This is perhaps the worst combination in office, a man who sees the world thru his behind and the other who mentally has the mindset of a toddler.

    His own people are starting to pull away from him, question his lies and motives. They are waking up from their purple haze, and Kool aide chasers. Sheep tried to warn them, but they didn’t want to believe they too could be affected by Trumps attacks on democrats. Well Gertrude, you are learning the hard way that you got played. Still there are some who flat out refuse to accept the lies he continues to spew.

    It is time folks to put this dog in his place, offer him a dose of crossed eyes. It is time to demand articles of impeachment, taking down his entire staff that aid and abet him. Nothing is worth selling your soul to someone who hasn’t got your backs, will blame you for the mess he creates. Gaslighting to avoid responding is aiding and abetting him. Not standing up to him, allowing him to continue to be a bully is worse. Not to will only bring on more pain for everyone on both sides and yes you too.

    The blonde and the conspiracy freak, gotta go. The first one legally knows better and the second one, well, she has gotta go. Those still willing to force his agenda, gotta go. There is no upside to keeping them and are only hurting his own party. Rats flee sinking ships, but these that are drowning are still clinging to him like Charmin to …. you get the idea. Either way, it’s time to flush them all.

    One woman who was devout Maga still insists we are the problem. No dear, sheep are not the problem. On what planet does she believe this? Our allies have abandoned us, won’t let us travel to their countries. That isn’t an oops we wet em kind of a thing. It is “get the Depends Mildred the kid crapped his pants.!!!” ” Those new parents who are not used to junior, yeah it’s like that. The Kid being Donald. Biden is snickering, he tried to warn you.