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  • Bertha Wants to Talk to YOU

    maria torrini <torrinimaria5@gmail.com>11:49 AM (22 minutes ago)
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    The Independent 1

    1 day ago

    Here are the authoritarian tactics being implemented against our Republic:

      Propaganda and Disinformation:

    False Claims and Lies: Repeated disinformation to create confusion and a false reality.

    Demonization of Opponents: Branding opponents as enemies to diminish their credibility.

     Attacks on Democratic Institutions:

    Judicial Undermining: Disparaging judges, interfering with court decisions, or appointing loyalists to courts.

    Politicizing Law Enforcement: Manipulating law enforcement agencies for partisan purposes.

    Discrediting Elections: Claiming widespread fraud, pushing voter suppression, and questioning election results- only if they lose.

     Erosion of Civil Liberties:

    Surveillance and Intimidation: Monitoring of citizens and intimidation of political opponents and even their own “uncooperative” party members.

    Censorship: Implementing laws to silence dissent and restrict free speech.

    Militarization: Using paramilitary groups or security forces to suppress protests and opposition.

    Creating a Cult of Personality:

    Leader Worship: Promoting the leader as the sole solution to national problems.

    Symbols and Slogans: Utilizing symbols and grandiose rhetoric to build loyalty and unity around the leader.

      Nationalism and Xenophobia:

    Us vs. Them: Promoting extreme nationalism and blaming minorities, foreign entities, and nationals for domestic problems.Reply

    If you are not concerned you need to be. This data came from a legitimate source, not faux information, or whims of a political party. It is designed to spell out in clear language what is at stake, happening this second, to everyone. Nobody is immune from any of it and it will get worse if humans don’t take a stand to end the madness of a mad man and his cult followers.

    Trump is leading like a cult leader, not someone who took an oath of office, and knows full well his limits and their legalities. The idea of he doesn’t know, or nobody told him are false. He knows and is trying to get by with as much mishegas as possible to avoid going to jail. He is willing and has been attacking innocent Americans, immigrants that became legal to live here, deporting them and their families. There is nothing legal about any of this. He has been abusing his office since the first time he was POTUS, and his staff and backers are letting it happen.

    No president has a right to do any of this. None of this is legal, there is no justification to go after journalists doing their jobs, or teachers, college professors or their students, grants being used for legitimate purposes to help find cures and means to protect us and their own countries. It is not aiding and abetting the enemy. It is not trying to screw with your health by finding cures for diseases like covid, cancer, HIV, Parkinson’s, ALS, nor mumps, measles or rubella, chicken pox, neuromuscular injuries, none of it. Those are all the very things that threaten our health, our children’s health and wellbeing. They can’t be treated or cured with prayer or cow pats, bleach, nor any other faux medicine.

    Trump and his staff not only are spreading lies, but dangerous ones that will and have caused the demise of innocent adults and children. Because of them we have walls to keep people out from coming to our country. Our country was founded by immigrants, our history rich with those that came before us. Yes, we must keep those who are here to harm us such as drug lords, terrorists that are on legitimate watch lists by Interpol, not fantasies of Nazi want to BE’s.

    Our people and country will not tolerate another atrocity like that which occurred at Auschwitz or other countries. We do not lock up people in internment camps if we dislike what they have to say or can prove. Yes, this is happening and its got to stop now. We don’t tie the hands of municipal or federal judges and courts trying to uphold the rules of law. That is happening in our country. We will not strip away the rights and civil liberties, healthcare rights of those whose medical issues we disagree. All Things we are seeing happen in this country. We don’t ban books for kids to read because a few parents chose to refuse their rights, parents that were more than likely those who skipped classes and paid off teachers or principles to graduate them anyway.

    We cannot just ignore history or events that happened because we don’t want to accept truth or outcomes. We do not sell out our allies, people we called friends of the US on the whims of a madman. Trump has put all of us in a dangerous position, without backup. Billy Bob and his pals can’t protect us from a nuclear attack, if we are struck by nukes from Iran, Russia, China and North Korea we are toast. This cannot be our fate. We must demand that this man be stripped of his duties along with his cabinet, placed in a pen that will not allow him to cause further harm here or abroad. It is that dire.

    This isnt about the price of eggs, though even sheep have had to cut back on those, or the price of other grocery items due to tariffs, watch decent mom and pop stores and diner options, suffer a similar demise. It has reached critical mass, and sheep just can no longer be silent. We stand with Ukraine and other countries who have suffered at this man’s hands and that of Putin and Musk. We might joke about a lot of things, but we will never laugh at others who have lost jobs, wages, homes, all of it due to the greed of one man and his billionaire boys club.

    Sheep have been affected firsthand and understand all too well what is at stake. We share in your pain and frustration at the grotesque antics of this cochon, do not support him or his cult in any way. There is no defense for such disgusting acts nor comments. We cannot say this enough it is the same pen, there is no first class, so no roughing the puppy. We are all in this together, and we must stick together and know we have your backs. If this lands us in a black house in Borneo, know we were on the right track and won’t be silenced. There is too much at stake, your rights, civil liberties mean something to us. Your freedom of speech, whether they like or agree with it or not, matters to us. Those protesting, we see you and support you. You are not invisible. AOC, Bernie, Barack, Joe, yes, we are telling you that you are not invisible either. Out of the goodness of our hearts to be fair, we are including Margie, and Lisa, and Adam, and all who are like us, fighting the good fight to get this country, the rights of the people, all of us, back where they belong.

    God Bless and let’s all keep fighting the good fight together.

  • Bertha is Pissed…

    Ahem, since when is it legal for ICE to come on to a college campus and kick out American Citizens? Yeah, that’s right, sheep know all about what you are doing. Our source whom we shall not name and has first hand knowledge, of the filthy antics you and Trump are inflicting on innocent students and faculty. The books you banned the ones about a little girl witnessing atrocities happened in Nazi Germany, not the United States of America.

    Those who sold out their own faculty and students will have to face the wrath of Sheep when the time comes. We have special plans for you. Unlike the media, sheep won’t be paid off to remain silent. Oh hell no, you picked the wrong people to tangle with. Sheep cannot be bought off, silenced or told to leave. We are your worst nightmares Mr. Trump. We see and hear things that do not result from the abuse of Coke, Ketamine, or other narcotics. Our facts come from the horses mouth, not its ass.

    Pulling grant money for projects that could lead to cures for real diseases that cannot be cured with cow pats, and bleach, or creating bright minds that could work with us at NASA, and threatening those professors? Only cowards who are facing federal jail time do this. Sheep are staring you right in the eye and telling you Vaffanculo.

    Here is the thing, we know you have dementia, your grandiose acts of stupidity and greed are only underlying symptoms. You are unfit for office. Nobody in their right mind plays patty cake with a leader like Putin. Nobody hires people with the IQ’s of flea dirt go near a federal office. You are not a dictator, not a king only a petty little man who never grew up. Sheep see right thru you, that is our hidden skill, and our sources do not lie.

    Sheep won’t give up our sources, unlike journalists sheep have no fear. You can hand cuff us, spank us, beat us off with feathers and we still will beg for more. We invented the game unlike Al Gore. Sorry Al, this time sheep are in control. You want protests, we know a few good plumbers willing to create flushing problems. That orange goo you put on will go away. No, we won’t resort to violence unlike you, but we can make your life a living hell.

    Unlike journalists, you can’t see us, we are the no see ums of the animal kingdom. Oh we look nice and sweet , but don’t even assume we won’t go there. The racist and homophobic means you used to lure new acquires for The Apprentice, yeah, you might want to see who didn’t sign that non disclosure you were trying to force on us. We were not going to tell you we wanted puppies and kitties, we wanted Komodo dragons. Its not sour grapes for not getting chosen, more like ambrosia for escaping your Reich stag you were plotting.

    It is time to send you packing, preferably to a uncomfortable pen, no frills, wigs, goo, Golden Arches, though you might get a shower. The acts of cowards don’t get rewarded, they get punished. Your own people see thru you now, and are leaving you. The once golden girl is now your worst enema. She will flip you like a rotting fish. She might walk if she plays her cards right, but the true traitor and his ilk, will be singing soprano.

    Your wag the dogs won’t help you, sheep see thru that as well. Trying to distract people from your true acts of theft, greed is not just transparent, it is just sad. Once a grifter always a grifter. Bertha knows one when she sees one, and you have a whole team. Yes Bertha knows your kind, gets that you are harming innocent people so you can get by with insider trading, and allowing someone like Putin to use you.

    Get a clue, sheep are going public about OSU and everything you have done to it and every other college and University you rear ended. Sheep are ready to tango, we are ready and know how to foxtrot, and we are prepared to see you in court should you dare try to censor us. You never will know who backs us, and has our backs. Its always the quiet ones.

  • Bertha Talks Photo Shop

    Bertha caught the interview with Trump and reporter Terry Moran, another good bugger she admires. Bertha wants a word with Trump to see if he can tell if the photos of him, Putin and Musk in a menage a trois were real or photo shop. Here is the kicker, they are real in the sense that all three were at one time playing patty cake together. The tats Donald hides from the public show his ties to the Nazis. Terry, I believe this is where you come in and say Thank You to us, for your next interview. The BBC did an expose on Donald back in 2016 that was all about Trump in his younger days in boarding school.

    Nothing like archives to have your back, eh Bertha. Bertha has had her share of tats too, though nothing to link her to any form of hate groups. Oh, to the contrary, the minx has a little tat on her…. ahem, we won’t expose her personal info, just use your imagination. We like her “shag me reckless” ourselves. We noticed her hoof has Fuck on one, and Trump on the other. Oh, should we cower in fear of an ICE raid, after all we did diss the bastard.

    Bertha likes tats. She likes men with tats. Men can wear them as they age and still look hot. Dames, not so much. Putin will have a terrible time as he ages. He placed them in the wrong spot, and no amount of “cover me up” will change that. Musk has a few more good years before they go south. Bertha got her first one and made the mistake of flinching. It wasn’t supposed to read “oops, I wet em.” but it does, so now trying to cover that up, she tries to ignore it.

    The issue Moran ran into with Trump wasn’t the tats, the question is how could he push an assumption? He never did deny his romp with Putin, so we ask again, was it live or Memorex? Since nobody has come forward to deny it, we think it might have had wings. The question is if that is true, where does that place Elon in the mix?

    Puppy swears he has seen photo shopped pictures of the three in very compromising positions. Patty Cake was involved, and we hear so were London Bridges Going Down. Thanks, Puppy, for that, always up for a good bit of gossip. The questions are many on this, and nobody wants to claim them. That adds mystery doesn’t it. The little tart, or Queen of Tarts. They will never tell.

    The problem with photo shop is that some humans come off like plastic cut outs. Sheep like to see people breathing, making sure they have not passed out. Bertha got herself put into a photo with her favorite sleepy Joe. Nothing too randy or that Jill would demand a weave war. This was tasteful, nobody was asleep or drooling. Everyone was in black, not navy and those sitting nearby were all proper. Bertha likes Joe, and Barack, Bill, that cute little Zelinski fella. Those are people she could see herself hanging with. and if she got tats, those along with her other favorite rap god, would be front and center. They would all be in good company.

    So, the question remains, can you be sure you are seeing an actual photo or is it photo shopped? Bertha has been fooled. AI has caught her off guard when she dared to fool with Facebook. For the last time she is not everyone’s ATM. Those pesky scammers can Naff off. Damned AI faking people, their voices too. Though we do think we caught Putin and Trump doing a tango when they were not paying attention. Just putting it out there. The girl left Facebook, she left it all behind her. Now she gets her kicks on Route 66.

    Trump kept trying to switch the narrative telling Moran what he thought he saw were gang symbols. Ah but were they really? Perhaps the man forgets his bank code, so he has tats. Bertha has forgotten hers and thought about doing that. Or maybe he uses a padlock. We shall never know, but one thing is for sure, one cannot assume nor believe everything they see or hear. Puppy is in the background having a go with a squash, and yes that isn’t AI. You need to pick and choose what you choose to believe.

  • Bertha Won’t Go Back..

    Bertha made it perfectly clear there is no going back to the pen. The girl has had a taste of the good life, is living her best life and there is no way she will go back to the pen, perverse farmer who wanted menage a trois with that perverse farmer or twisted shrink, Basil. Oh, we know about the sanctuary cities coming under attack.

    Bertha is prepared to do a full on, full frontal, back side, assault and to hell with their eyes. If they think they are going to put her in cuffs and take her, they better buy her dinner and drinks first. This sheep is going nowhere. She feels for those getting taken. Even legals who dare speak out, are getting cuffed without dinner and dancing and shipped off to God knows where. Nobody is going to grab her by her ya ya’s and shove mint jelly up her bum and be told to like it. Now we admit there are some unscrupulous cats and terriers we would like to see that done to, but sheep? Never.

    Have they forgotten she is a transgendered sheep, not just a terrier on the make. The woman has or had balls, had them removed to blend in, got implants, front and back, wigs, waxing, tans lashes, the full Monty. Nobody goes thru all of that unless they plan on staying. We stand corrected, Bruce, yeah, he kinda did, but we have to say he passes. Just don’t stand too close, that five o’clock shadow does creep in. How is Bertha on the list, what did she do to deserve such treatment you ask?

    The dame has a mouth, she tells it like she is, won’t stay quiet, or put up with Elon and Putin no matter how hard they beg. No more channel nights, or Louboutin meet ups, sharing their feet which have been who knows where. Even rodents have said, they won’t go there. Bertha has attacked everyone with good cause. She outted the buggers trying to cheat on their taxes, do insider trading, which reminds us Margie, we hope you got waxed and dipped before your time at Camp Cupcake. If not be ready for someone meaner than Epstein coming for you or Giselle.

    Bertha is not going down without a fight, and not even a politico who likes to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, wants to get in her way. The girl has game and knows how to give the middle hoof. If you think ICE is going to grab her from behind, she is prepared. The sheep is trained in karate, has teeth and will use them. The best have tried even to get her in bed. If they can’t succeed ICE won’t either.

    Is she afraid of having to go back to using name brand products or bicycle pumps, or driving a no name car? Nah, she has used Crisco and Preparation H for her bags under her eyes so No, that isn’t it. Is she afraid of having dragon breath that smells like Eau de Snarl? No again. The dame isn’t’ worried about any of that. She refuses to have to go back to those who will treat her like a trollop. Sure, pick someone who has bedroom eyes and double D’s, who looks good in boudoir attire, and can spank you with the best of them, wear spank me sailor and who knows her way around whips and chains. Stop confusing her with Elon, that is him not her.

    She is watching how Americans are getting taken by ICE and now sheep too. Those nefarious buggers who want to control humans and spank them into submission are in for a rude awakening. They are starting to spank back, protest, demand hearings, and go after the biggest con of all….Donald, the world is watching.

    Sheep think humans need to slap back, bite, do whatever it takes to avoid getting reduced to mutton. No playing patty cake, no let me see your cabinet, (a game Italians in Italy know well). No raising our skirts and showing it off. It’s time to take the trash out, show teeth and bite hard. Nice will get you laid, maybe, but it won’t keep you from getting deported.

    Sheep know if you let them get by with this it won’t end. Before you know it, cats, dogs, anyone who can speak, parrots are all up for grabs. Those who belong in detention camps, arrested are running the asylum, what is wrong with that picture? You did not vote for that. You were lied to and conned. Now it’s time to take the baby out with the bathwater and move forward. They can’t take all of us and seriously taking kids with cancer. Only a total fop, a bloody toad would do that. Those who allow it or aid and abet him are just as guilty. Be ashamed of yourselves, go back to the pig stye you came from and stay there. Humans are disgusted by you and your ilk. Just naff off, go the hell away and leave humans alone and sheep too.

  • Bertha Gets Real..

    Everywhere you look there are families struggling to pay their bills, make a house payment, pay rent, buy groceries, pay for healthcare, make payments for childcare, basic survival. Sheep get it. Sheep like to zing those who cause problems for others, ignore the needs of others, push dangerous and costly agendas not for the good of all, but only the good of some. In this vain we invite you to not just read this for laughs but to take a hard look next to you. It might be a family member or friend, coworker or one who just lost their job and everything they worked for. Sheep are not immune to this fight. We might mock ourselves and the means we will go to keep up our boudoir image. But even for sheep, the fight is real.

    Not everyone is able to afford the kinds of groceries they once did. Going to the store is now a fight to see what they can afford and maintain a household as well. Whether you live in a big city or small community, rich or poor, middle class or homeless, people are fighting the good fight. We challenge you to go beyond your comfort zone, take a hard look at those who are suffering. Look at the long lines of people waiting to get food at food banks. Go to the food banks and drop off whatever you can, or a donation for them to keep them filled.

    No Margie it’s not a political issue or statement. It is a human request, one that Congress could take on, in order to assist those who are in most need. You won’t get rich, and you won’t make brownie points with a dictator, but what you gain is self-respect, dignity, while preserving both in those who are in need. Those who are struggling are not who you might think. They are teachers, nurses, parents, fired federal and private sector employees, people who lost wages and security.

    Maga would call them losers, laugh at them, mock them, spit on them. Sheep are here to tell you, nobody is immune, it can happen to anyone and unlike a limping biscuit, or Kidd Rock, Ted Scroogent, or any Musk supporter, including Elon himself, yes, it can happen to them. No amount of Zieg Heils will help or change it. The way things are going now, the public just might end up much like the victims of Auschwitz, where the poor were picked up, taken to internment camps for no other reason than poverty.

    Bertha shudders at the thought of innocent people struggling to survive must also worry about a mad dictator wanna be, willing to lock up the poor, middle class. Their only crime is poverty. Poverty is not a crime, and nobody should mock it, nor those who are living thru it. Its real, painful, embarrassing, expensive, and those who only see that little bit of assistance are losing rights, civil liberties, voting rights, all of it.

    People didn’t realize how powerful groceries were. It’s the items themselves, but it’s what they represent. Unless you are in or have walked in the shoes of many, and Bertha and Puppy have, you cannot appreciate what those items mean. To Bertha it means no more bicycle pumps to inflate those damn implants, or super glue to keep her wigs on straight, duct tape to remove fur when she cannot get to the salon. Puppy can get his produce and yaya’s on, He can grope, hump, ride and slide to his heart’s content, and have a crudite platter for later. Did you really think we would forget to add the sarcasm and humor, oh ye of little faith.

    Sheep don’t care if you are putting together bags like we did for families, with can openers, spices, salt and pepper to cook with. Just make sure it’s not stale, spoiled or about to dance. If you really feel rich, and want to put smiles on faces, get a 50.00-dollar gift card in place of the canned goods. We know it is a lot, but think of all you can do with this, not buying those lattes, getting your roots retouched, or nails repainted. It is something you take for granted, but something so many can’t.

    Sheep are looking out for the little guys and gals, their families, little ones, and with your help, together we can give them some confidence that people are looking out for them and each other. In case you are wondering, yes sheep have donated to their favorite food pantry, and plan on getting backers to help us with our goal. There is so much we cannot control now, but this is something that we give our stamp of approval to. It’s not political, does not care if you are every color of the rainbow, your size, choice, party. It is giving back to those most in need. If sheep can do it, Bertha and Puppy can do it, we know you have it in your hearts to do this too.

  • Trump’s Huge Mistake

    Sheep know its human to make mistakes, God knows Bertha has made hers. The use of duct tape to try to shave her upper lip? Yeah, bad move, it almost cost her losing both. Or the need to try plaster to shave her pits, just a huge NO. Do we dare discuss the attempt to reinflate her implants with a high-pressure air compressor, or her toucas? It’s one thing to use Preparation H to reduce puffiness under her eyes, but she applied it to other areas and well, things just went sideways from there. Human mistakes that are silly, come with a tiny bit of sting, but won’t impact other people Puppy also has had his share. He chose the wrong melon to romp, one with spikes, and was feeling that one for a long time.

    Sheep are talking about Major mistakes that end up costing millions of innocent people their hard-earned salaries, social security they paid into, healthcare, benefits and now tariffs. Even his own people are calling him out on it. It’s about friggin time. But sheep have learned most of the world has turned on us, including sheep. Guys, sheep want nothing to do with those things. We oppose his plans, know they will solve nothing and cause more strain on already tenuous ties.

    His level of remorse is less than the size of rodent droppings and In New York, they can be huge. But we are talking about their tinier siblings, mouse droppings. He is incapable of seeing any downside because sheep think he suffers from dementia and for sure Elon has anal glaucoma. This is perhaps the worst combination in office, a man who sees the world thru his behind and the other who mentally has the mindset of a toddler.

    His own people are starting to pull away from him, question his lies and motives. They are waking up from their purple haze, and Kool aide chasers. Sheep tried to warn them, but they didn’t want to believe they too could be affected by Trumps attacks on democrats. Well Gertrude, you are learning the hard way that you got played. Still there are some who flat out refuse to accept the lies he continues to spew.

    It is time folks to put this dog in his place, offer him a dose of crossed eyes. It is time to demand articles of impeachment, taking down his entire staff that aid and abet him. Nothing is worth selling your soul to someone who hasn’t got your backs, will blame you for the mess he creates. Gaslighting to avoid responding is aiding and abetting him. Not standing up to him, allowing him to continue to be a bully is worse. Not to will only bring on more pain for everyone on both sides and yes you too.

    The blonde and the conspiracy freak, gotta go. The first one legally knows better and the second one, well, she has gotta go. Those still willing to force his agenda, gotta go. There is no upside to keeping them and are only hurting his own party. Rats flee sinking ships, but these that are drowning are still clinging to him like Charmin to …. you get the idea. Either way, it’s time to flush them all.

    One woman who was devout Maga still insists we are the problem. No dear, sheep are not the problem. On what planet does she believe this? Our allies have abandoned us, won’t let us travel to their countries. That isn’t an oops we wet em kind of a thing. It is “get the Depends Mildred the kid crapped his pants.!!!” ” Those new parents who are not used to junior, yeah it’s like that. The Kid being Donald. Biden is snickering, he tried to warn you.

  • Bertha won’t Budge..

    Guys, I know many of you are afraid to allow your best writers to offer material in your magazines. You want them to go away, not have to pay them. Nobody is going away, and Sheeprants isn’t either. Bertha won’t budge. She won’t cave to threats, censorship, can’t be bought to stay silent. This dame has a will of iron.

    Nothing pisses this sheep off more than a couple of grifters, bullies who assume they can silence the masses and steal from them. Yes boys, you know who you are. Sheep see right thru you and are not going to go away. It’s the ones you can’t see that will out you. We have been here longer than you. Why? When you were doing your misdeeds, sheep were watching. You are transparent.

    Bertha could tell you more about you than you want to know and that includes the rather unusual person you call Mother. He might own you, spank you and put you to bed, sheep want no part of it. it takes a lot to disgust a sheep, and we have seen every form of: voyeurism, fetish, issues with rodents, produce humping, guys who get off saying WHEEE, dating balls of cheese, or sniffing lint, that like to have menage a trois with sheep. For the record we are not afraid of ladders, are not allergic to latex and we are rather attached to our organs thank you.

    We will not be swayed by idle words on tile nor expensive shoes only a toothpick would dare to wear. Your assumption that we will falter to your whims or snarl leave you in our dust. it is pathetic that so many institutions who allowed brilliant writers to discuss politics using facts, are willing to cave to cowards. Sheep are not cowards, and ya better be prepared as no judge will side with you if we meet up. Taking on mythical, transgendered sheep, really? This will be fun, we can’t wait.

    To those who are too afraid to print the works of brilliant writers, just do it. Nothing can happen to you. Nobody can silence you or them, it is a blatant violation of the law and constitution. Unlike the two grifters, sheep don’t plan to use the constitution in the loo. It’s not just a damn piece of paper.

    Donald we plan on being that twinge in your toucas, that vile, belch from the bile you spew to your groups. We will be that burn you cannot place in your backside. No, it won’t come from Puppy. He has better taste and won’t lower himself to your level. As for Elon, the ketamine excuse only goes so far. This is all you. It is your spoiled upbringing, sense of entitlement, that somehow you are better than snarl.

    Did daddy cut you out of his will, is that why you are so mean? Did he put you on an allowance? Grow up. Lots of people including sheep get disowned, must make it on their own without theft. Wanting to steal from those who spent their entire lives working their behinds off is beyond disgusting. Sheep know you are nothing more than a thief in Armani.

    The protests you see, voices you hear are not in your head. Those are the people you choose to harm, have harmed. Bertha hears voices in her head, but not from people. Its that damn farmer who keeps trying to woo her with promises of long, shaggy nights. Unless you want a go with him, we hear he likes feet. Puppy says he is also into spanking.

    But trust us, you won’t be able to shut us down. You can scream, threaten us with legal action, we are not going anywhere. no judges will tell us to go away, and some find us quite amusing. But we will never give up our sources. Bertha came too far to be told to behave. She is not going back to the pen. Puppy is not going back to his two owners who were a little too into the whole love your beast routine. That came out wrong, those days are behind him, and now its groping melons, humping squash, and carrots. Whatever turns the little guy on.

    Speaking out and up is our right, just as groping women and not paying child support is yours. Actually, it’s not your right to grope women and not pay child support. There are laws for that. Apparently, someone can’t keep it in his pants, and out of hers. By the way, attacking journalists, violates free speech as well.

    Come after the music industry they won’t be so nice. Sheep hear some of them will toss you as fast as they can. You won’t see straight and might end up like Bertha. Honey you would not pass.

    Before trying to come after sheep, think before you speak. Every word and action will be used against you. You won’t see it coming, but it will bite you.

  • Bertha Leaves FB…

    Bertha made the decision to leave Facebook. The constant harassment from lotharios, midnight vetchling and crying spells, and that just from Elon and Donald. No she won’t send them gift cards, she isn’t into crypto and she won’t give out her bank info. You would think after she has responded with a swift slap upside the head they would take the hint.

    Elon, we get it you are up to your toucas in financial losses at Tesla. and Donald, well, yeah. You made your bed and now you are Putin’s bitch. Humans don’t want you, like you nor trust you. You slept with the wrong dog, got fleas and even your judges have turned against you. People warned us about you. Really, you are using Eminem to hide behind? Oh, for shame.

    You texted Melanoma that you were hot for her, wanted her to send you gift cards for McDonald’s, that is just pathetic. Oh girl I hope they came laced with go lightly now. If Bertha had a dollar for every fake Marshall she encountered she would be a billionaire.

    Let us guess, they want naughty photos of you. You did tell them they are already online, so blackmail is out of the question. They swore their undying love for you and wanted your body next to theirs. Uh huh, and it will come with a hefty fee if they do. Did you tell them the incident about the blow-up doll was already out there? How about the one nighter with the guy from…. Epstein, yeah, that was out there too. These guys are screwed.

    They tapped Marla too. Guys get a clue, they are just not that into you. Go to your baby papa in Russia, tell them mother send you. The boys in black are coming for you, and when they get all that money you stole getting people to buy crypto, send gift cards, give them bank info, their social security checks? Someone better like fur lined handcuffs. Both men are pointing to each other. It isn’t a matter of if or when, its go time.

    One poor woman said she was getting flooded with emails from these fakes begging for nude photos. Didn’t know Putin sent those out, did they come with toys or produce, puppy wants to know. Maybe Lauren or MTG can send him some, perhaps that old gal who speaks with forked tongue, not the Navajo woman, other one. dark hair, beady eyes, wears glasses, looks like coyote. No offense to our native American friends, we appreciate your fandom. What is that dames’ name? First word sounds like gin.

    Yeah, we went there. Hey, someone had to. Sheep call them like we see them. Hey, we go full frontal your base complains, we don’t our base complains, so we went neutral, now we are like Canada. Sheep like Canada and its people. Hi people. We like a lot of people. Vladamir, you old dog you, you are in our base camp too.

    Sheep are going to let the boys fight it out over who lands MTG and who gets Lauren, and someone is going to end up with Putin. I feel for Marshall, all of those guys fighting over him. Not a dame in sight. Sheep know what he is looking for, we get it. He has a friend in sheep. Bertha really has the hots for him. Down girl, the last man you pounced on is still in a cast. Hey, the woman likes it rough, who knew? Poor guy got a restraining order against her. What can we say, Limp Biscuit is rocking his house. Bertha made it a night to remember, all night long. Ok so Bertha was listening to some Bryan when she did this. She has good taste.

    Mark, you need to stop taking pay offs and get your house in order. Those two men will come back to bite you and not in a Bertha kind of way. Like a wise man once said to the con men trying to woo women ” don’t’ let the door hit you where the good lord split you honey, Bertha, your book of zangi and what’s up app codes are where you last put them, in case any of the guys in black need them.

  • Bertha’s Gloves are off…

    Today, the US if violating free speech on college campuses, next week they’ll jail a few journalist, next month, maybe you or me! Bertha is having none of it. Nobody shuts down a transgender sheep. They can try, but they will end up looking very stupid. Going to court, trying to take on a mythical, transgender, sheep who nobody has ever actually seen or met, that goes into the yaya bin.

    Bertha can’t wait to testify, and she is bringing in a whole crowd of nasty with her. Let’s hope the jury wears depends. Let’s hope one of the prosecutors is Hawley. We know we want Jamie and Hillary to represent us, throw in Liz. Oh, this will be fun. We almost can’t wait for the trial to begin.

    Free speech has never been a crime, not even a misdemeanor. Robbing the rights of journalists, humans, smacks of someone who is in deep caca and does not want the name of the guilty dog known. Two men whom we know already belong in federal prison are the masters behind this massive attack on the written and verbal news, Much like what they tried to do with Assange, they will label anyone who dare speak out against them, question their actions and activities, financial gains and means of obtaining them, sort of smacks of relics of the past.

    Wanting to lock anyone up, send them to internment camps, black houses is a total throwback to the bygone days of Bush and Cheney. You knew him as that goat reading president and his sidekick Satan. Give it up for the dynamic trio. The goat didn’t want any part of this, so he is gracefully bowing out. Yessir the Patriot Act is coming back, making a whiplash visit to all the good people in the media and college campuses. And if they can really catch us all, a bathroom stall near you. Y’all thought that was over, didn’t ya? Nah, they were saving all their love for you….

    The thing is they cannot silence those they cannot see. Have they seen us? Um, no. We have seen them, know them, know all of their proclivities. Puppy is saying one of them is into feet. Its always the billionaires. Do we ever see the Kardashians doing this? Puppy said he thinks he heard a rumor about the one married to the tatted drummer. Puppy, check your source, we can’t have rogue data. Nah she is the one who came out of a closet, not the closet, but a closet. Keep digging. Ok so we went with doggy humor. One of them is into doggy style? Oh right, the one is into wearing collars. Ya thought we meant something else didn’t ya?

    Bertha said this isn’t about who hid the salami, somebody was a bad boy and does not want a roommate named Bruce. The paper trail is long and wide, it names names, places, people, who was playing patty cake, what someone gave up in favor of a guaranteed election. How is the ulcer guys? The two men are doubled over holding their guts, one is groaning he is fine, sheep are not buying it. Puppy has not seen this level of pain since someone got something caught upstairs.

    Journalists are all vetching that they will be the first to go. The goat says he has your backs. You are not terrorists, do not belong on watch lists, nor black houses. Some of you at FOX might be terriers but even you, do not belong on watch lists. Those on college campuses and universities should not worry either. You were not the one to hide the Charmin in the loo. You did not give aid and comfort to the enema, buy them dinner and cigars.

    Don’t let anyone try to scare you into remaining silent. Bullies like to work in the dark, behind closed doors where their misdeeds cannot be seen nor traced. It is the Italian joke, they don’t’ like any witnesses, not just the loud ones. Nobody needs to wear duct tape, nor any RFK jr approved adhesive. If you do and you get a rash where it does not belong, that is on you. Literally.

    Nobody can totally ignore everything they have done. This goes way back. If you don’t speak up, you get run over. Remaining silent because you think you are immune to prosecution is not a defense. Journalists smell blood in the water. They know something is there and they want to find the truth. That is their jobs. It is not their jobs to lie, mislead the public. Judges are waking up to see their behinds could be implicated if the truth comes out, they colluded with POTUS. Judges he chose.

    Folks, remember the public is protected by the first Amendment. Nobody can change that. Bertha and Puppy are both giving the high five. Puppy, that is the middle paw.

  • Bertha Has a Hangover.

    Like many who drink to excess, sheep are no different. Our systems are not meant for large doses of alcohol. The blotchy fur, near purple, blood shot eyes, bags under her eyes, and breath-like snarl. Yep, the afterglow of a hangover. The smell of snarl coming thru the fur is beyond the pale. Was this due to St. Patrick’s Day? No. Although you would not want to see her after that either.

    The kind of hangover we are talking about is the afterglow of job loss, healthcare, free speech, ability to go buy deodorant at the market. Oh Bertha!!! Just got a whiff, oy, lady go take a shower. You tried and the stench won’t come off? That’s not good. Folks this is happening all over to both democrats and republicans. The smell of frustration, mental B. O., depression, malaise, the feeling you were played like a violin.

    Go take your showers, try to shave off the stench, gain some insights and realize we are all in this together. This is not the time to play prima donna. This is the time to get the chastity belt out, arm us with powerful weapons that don’t require bullets. We need power in numbers, grab your republican sisters and brothers, put your heads together (after a complete delousing) and let’s try to get our country back. This is time to use those claws on the people who are wronging you, not those of us who are in the same boat. You do not throw a life preserver to the iceberg that will sink you.

    Your kids will thank you for this, as in time this will come back to haunt them. Take away their rights to read the books they love, be healthy to play ball, or go to soccer camp? They won’t understand how you let them lose out on part of their childhood. They don’t care about guns, or prices of produce, apples, or eggs. They will want to know why you let a dictator with no scruples, nor empathy steal their childhoods, inheritance, jobs. They will want answers. Kids don’t care about republicans or democrats; they care about their families and friends.

    Bertha’s hangover is a symptom of how we all feel. We all feel like we have been sitting in a schwitz a little too long, had one too many hits on the hookah, spent too much time in the swing bar, dated too many men/women, drunk too much Jack and Coke, felt up too many sheep, or cats/ dogs, (pick one), done too much produce in a closet, no really, puppy knows all about this.

    It’s a feeling of why did I go there and who the hell was I with the night before? Yes, it is that feeling when you think you have gone to bed with Gilda and awakened to find Elon Musk. Hell No!!! You still might get that feeling after downing too much Irish Whiskey, but that is more like seeing aliens in the loo.

    No amount of Pepto can fix this. This is one of those hangovers that will take a Mac truck to blast it out of our system. One that is equipped with jail time, hand cuffs, whips and chains. Bertha, they don’t offer that in jail. She is snarfing. Puppy said it can be smuggled in. Do tell puppy is this a confession?

    Humans have to decide how much they are willing to put up with, how far it can go before the ulcers start kicking in. Losing jobs, rights, healthcare, safety nets is a lot to put on one person. Multiply that by millions and its asking for a heart attack. Ignoring it, hoping with prayer and scotch it will go away is putting acid on a hemorrhage and praying you don’t bleed out. The time to take off the blinders has passed. Your hangover. your way, might be ok for a little while, but when it becomes an addiction, and its end game is total pass out? It is time for rehab.