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  • Bertha Educates POTUS

    Oh Potus, what are you smoking? This is not the time for syph to kick in. There is no other excuse for making such poor choices. If it isn’t syph and it’s not dementia, then you are someone’s bitch. Pissing off the public is one thing, but to have been banned by members of the free world, oy have you fucked up.

    When one has fucked up to that extent, there is no coming back from it, and if they do take you back, there is no coming back from it. It could take years, lots of begging and jail time to fix it. Even then expect the side eye and a short leash. The worst of all you managed to get offices closed that you need to get back into those good graces. Sheep can multitask, we were born for it, but you, not so much. But sheep are here to try to help you….Pay Attention….Focus…

    First of all, Donald, stop inhaling. When the straw hits resistance just stop. No more playing pattycake while working. No more spankings, toe sucking, none of it. You have a headache. This is not the time to give it up to Elon. Time and Place. People are complaining, judges are finally saying No to you. Take the hint. You are not supposed to be the bitch to the man who paid off your debts. Didn’t anyone tell you how that works? Did you sign a pre nup when you took that money? Did it outline what your responsibility to him would be after? You didn’t read it.

    He is expecting a happy ending you idiot. He wants the codes, all of it. He has you on a tight leash getting the world turned against you. Hell, he has you in his lap, on your knees and you don’t even see it. No Donald, you do not give him the happy ending. You tell your partner this isn’t going to work, he cannot have all of the money and the power. He will whine, call you names, make you dance naked on tables. Ignore him.

    Did he tell you that he plans to use his weapon against you? Or that his toys are bigger than yours. Must sheep slap you upside the head? Do we really need to throw you into a cold shower to get you to wake up and smell the hummus? You were given a second chance to redeem yourself with Vladimir and you blew him off. You insulted a perfectly good match for you, which could have led to others, and you said NO? He played nice, put up with your insults finally told you to cock en knee fun yum. To those who don’t speak Yiddish, it means go play with yourself. Ok so sheep spelled it out using phonetics, spank us. Yes, sheep cleaned it up. Censorship you know.

    Stronzetto, the French are calling you un cochon, Canada is telling you au revoir, the Brits are calling you a stupid fop. Must we go on? You lost their trust, which is why you must reverse this. This is the time to promise and show them you blew it, literally, had one too many hits on the snake and want them back. Talk is cheap Donald you will have to fire Elon, rehire everyone back with interest all of it.

    Bertha is hoping he takes the hint. She is afraid he has been stroked so many times he won’t go back to Melania. She recognizes the signs, that dopey look of love, needing a cigarette after bedtime. Oh, they had this boy pegged, tied him up and down, had their way with him and will spit him out. Ego is a dangerous thing You assume the position to get more, beg for it, will do anything for it. Wait, are we talking cocaine or adulation? Either way its costly, and the end result can be a disaster.

    This is not the time to play up to your groupies. It is time to tune out the noise and say screw them for a sack of ashes. You have to look at the bigger picture, it’s a mess, a disaster. No more blaming Sleepy Joe, this is all you. The world is watching you, waiting for you to go back to women. Don’t look back, put them in your back seat, oops that came out wrong, it’s time for you to undo the mess you created. Dammit we did it again. Send back the leather get ups, whips and chains, no more garter belts, perfume. No Bertha we are not talking to you. She is hyperventilating. Yes Donald, the spankings have to go too. You must go cold turkey. Now Donald is hyperventilating.

    If you are lucky, perhaps Vlad will take you back, but know you are on a short leash. You hurt his feelings; his family is getting hurt. Go kiss and make up. Use the excuse of too much Viagra, hell whatever works. The world is watching…

  • Sheep Won’t Be Silent…

    We ask humans to join our rebellion. We cannot be silent, accept status quo. That is what led to the Holocaust, and sheep are not having any of that. Trump, Putin, Elon all think by firing the masses, shutting down federal offices, shutting down social programs that are vital to the wellbeing of Americans, they can silence us. Bertha et all are here to tell you they are wrong.

    Puppets of Putin and they don’t even see it, doing his dirty work, ya and they think they are in charge? Oy, do they have a lot to learn about Geppetto. Like strings on a Stratovarius, they are getting their egos stroked, played, to the tune of “I’ve got you under my thumb.” Really? If a transgendered sheep and produce romping mut can see thru it, how is it they, et all are getting played? Hitler did something similar, he banned books, free speech, thought, shut down programs, all of it. We saw that outcome and come hell or high water, that will not be making a return.

    It’s one thing to want to tone down crass language, discussions about violence against women, babies. Sheep can sort of accept that, sort of. But to try to totally silence the masses, that shit just does not fly in the face of democracy. One of our own, who is close to us, someone we really admire, almost had this happen to him. Em would not have any of that. Guess what, now who is laughing. He is laughing all the way to the bank, donates his earnings to those who are less fortunate. VS, those who shut down federal offices, kick people out of their jobs and income, healthcare, all of it. Sheep ask you, now who is the asshole? It isn’t the rapper trying to use sarcasm to get people to think, but those Kool Aide fed innocents who were misled at the voting booth.

    Marshall, sheep have your back, Bertha would like to have both, but for now…. sheep dreams. It takes a village of people to stand up to those harming others. Nobody should feel fear, or repercussions for doing so, get silenced, threatened. Those are the acts of guilty con men. Honest people want and like to see humans joining together regardless of party, class, color, size, race, choice, speaking out and up. Honest leaders may not be hip, though Barry, you did pull off a mean Bruno Mars Uptown Funk. But people like the guy you liked to call Sleepy Joe, Hillary, Bernie, AOC, Lynn, and all of the past leaders, senators, on both sides, all tried to warn you.

    Nobody likes to think they could be that mis lead, conned, played. These guys were pros, used every trick in the books of Karl Rove, Putin, Satin, aka Dick Cheney. You all became their chosen targets, played on your fears, greed, need for ignoring the laws, to become brainwashed cats. I know, felines are going to get us for that. Sorry mon petit choux, vous etres tres magnifique. Cats are such divas. Hate to say it and we will catch hell for this, but it’s not the first time this happened. While everyone was distracted by Bill’s need to smoke cigars, things were starting to become the undoing of America as far back as 2019.

    The public was once again easily played. We saw Bill the cat get his whiskers tweaked and replaced by a guy named Al. An election came up, people were tired of the misdeeds going on in the litter box, and the rest is history. We won’t discuss Benghazi now, or those e mails of Hillary. More wag the dogs, more distractions. By the time Barry was running for the second time, the GOP and its players were preparing for what is happening today. They got sidelined by a guy named Joe Biden who had other plans. But let’s get real, even the Dems fell for the misinformation coming out of both camps. They pushed Joe out, put in Kamala and here we are.

    But Bertha you ask, what can Americans who are losing everything do to stop it? Folks, this is the time to remove the duct tape, I know, it’s great for the boudoir, if you are broke. a razor. This time we are using it to stand up and give the middle paw. No more Mr. and Mrs. nice sheep. This is the time you pull out all the legal stops. There is nothing illegal about peaceful protest. So long as we don’t see weave wars in the streets, people playing grab the salami in public, making public displays of themselves, or at least if they are, they have made themselves look presentable. Its ok.

    It is not a time to silence rappers who are trying to tell you what is going on, speaking the truth. It’s not a time to go after law enforcement who are doing their jobs and trying to protect you. It is a time to go after those Armani wearing, guys and women in Chanel sporting KKK attire. It is time to go after women like Karens and those annoying Maga dames in congress. Ladies, and I use that loosely, you are embarrassing yourselves. A gal sporting a hoochie dress and heels is not as offensive as you are. And must we say it, those gun toting grannies who insist on getting their guns blessed, oy. Ladies, guys, when it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s not a sheep.

    Sheep advise humans to act fast before they can strip of all of what we deem real, necessary, our rights. Don’t let them threaten you with jail, or Black Houses once used to silence journalists prior and after 911. Oh yes, sheep knew all about those, but nobody took us seriously. Sheep don’t lie, but Trump et all lie their behinds off. Take off the duct tape, it will burn for a few minutes, or an hour. Take it off and use your voices, challenge them and do your research. Under FOIA there is a ton of data to be found when you look in the right places. Use it against them, if need be, catch them in compromising positions. Entrapment? No, that would be a sheep trying to wear a G string.

    Guys, nothing happens if you do not act. It is not violence we are suggesting, so no coming after me, I never said anything about pulling a January 6th, or a Fast and Furious. Did I encourage people groping fruit, no. Puppy, that means you too. He is sitting there sticking his tongue out at me. Time and place dear. We want our voices back, you need your jobs and salary, social security protected. This is not the time to be dainty, you will get skinned knees and knuckles, a possible black eye and bruises. What you get back is your dignity.

    We are all in this together and sheep have your backs.

  • Bertha Gives Middle Paw to Elon..Sheep Style..

    Well, someone is too big for his britches. Demanding employees give you their work history. Ahem, that is not in your job description. You sir do not have the ability to decide anyone’s value. Bertha is Fuming, refuses to give the Zieg Heil and is telling you to naff off. This is a no-win situation you have created to justify firing all of those people. Sheep are not dumb. For a CEO you are very transparent.

    In fact, legally you do not have grounds to stand on, declaring anyone be fired. You are not an American Citizen, your J1visa can still be used against you. Your puppets cannot just break the law to change that. Geppetto for once you have created a mess that nobody wants to help you clean up.

    So, what do you want to know about our work history? Did we show up? Were we naked or did we come with clothes on, trick question. Were we master of our domain? Can you prove it, another trick question. Can we multitask? Trick question. Think hard before you answer these.

    We can fire you. We can file a grievance. We can go to the ACLU and fire the mother of all class action suits against you. There are more of us than there are of you. Folks do not sign those papers, don’t email. They cannot fire you. If they fire you they must pay out unemployment, plus damages. It is the law. Bertha knows this too. Folks stand your ground. Be vocal, loud if they do fire you.

    Elon, Bertha wants to talk to you. You cannot fire a transgendered, mythical creature. To do so would mean they would think you are crazy. You did not ask what I was on the application, you did ask if I was male, female or other. I said other. You did not specify what an other is. Did you ask if I was an animal? No. Was I afraid of ladders or latex? No. Do i need to ride side saddle? Now see, when you put other on a job application, you need to ask those things. Typing, filing, having the ability to alter facts or amounts? Are we Yes men? Will we give the Zieg Heil, I don’t think so. Sheep could not do this if they wanted to. That would mean things would pop out, hiss, then there is the issue of stuff deflating, which gets into a whole new set of issues. Oy, you need to either specify that term or be ready for the outcome. Ya were not expecting that response were you. Your HR department didn’t do its job. Oh, you are too easy. By the way, schtooping the secretary is not part of our job. Nor is hiding the salami or playing peek a boo with rodents.

    Bertha is fully prepared to go to war with Elon, Manno a sheep. Can you see how this might play out, a grown man, multi-millionaire, discussing the value of Bertha? He has no idea what he is up against, his worst nightmare come true. This is a ballsey dame who is smart, funny, charming, wears Chanel better than he does, and is trans. OMG, the look on his face will be priceless. We hired a what?!!! Can’t get rid of me as I am not normal. I am Abby something, I walk this way, this way. She will camp it up to no end. She will bend over and wave at him between her legs, batting her eye lashes at him, blowing air kisses. We want to see this one on network tv, make it go global. Our wet dream comes true. Other male millionaires be like OH HELL NO!!! They will act like they don’t’ know him, her anything is possible.

    Now Elon, you have a choice, do sheep go sheep on you, discuss the wild night we shared on the Pont Du Garre, or will you quietly go away and give all of those people back their jobs with back pay and interest? Your choice, the clock is ticking…..His baby mommas are going we want a part of that action. Putin is freaking out, what did I hire? Nobody told me he was into bestiality. You all just thought you knew who he was. Sheep play hard ball. Eva Braun is shaking her head in disgust. She knew what he was when she first met him. You just never know about some men. Did we mention we have photos of you and Donald in compromising positions? Gotta love AI, Feet, really? You disgusting Perv.

    Folks, we have him. WE have got your backs. Nobody attacks sheep, or our people.

  • Bertha Joins Le Resistance..

    Bertha is prepared to march with the rest of the country as they have chosen February 5, to voice their disgust and refusal to accept any of Trump’s demented behaviors. Call it a multi-cultural, no nonsense, middle paw.

    The emperor once again is running around with no clothes. His demands to strip Americans, immigrants both legal and non, any and all rights. He has pissed off the Canadians, Mexico, Chinese, and before it goes farther, his own party. No Donald you may not rename the Panama Canal, nor the Straits of Cuba nor any other body of water, or country. He is choosing to lock up undocumented immigrants in internment camps like Hitler did in the past.

    He has ICE going around rounding up anyone that dislikes him, lumping all nationalities together as enemy combatants. Nobody seems to be able to contain him. It is like a rabid dog that has broken his leash and is trying to bite everyone in the toucas. There have been throngs shouting make him brownies, but sheep think that is too messy. Elon is no help as he too has a God Complex and has gone off the deep end, poor sod. He has threatened to attack Mount Rushmoor on his own to remove Washington to add his image in its place. Oy, will someone please sedate the bastard.

    ICE appeared at Bertha’s door. The meeting went like this, they requested to speak with Bertha, which caught her off guard. She was in the throes of doing a total pampering. She had goo on her face, wax on her upper lip, had missed and accidently ripped off one of her eyebrows, and penciled in with a Sharpie. Her nose hair was in rasta braids, and she had not yet dealt with her wig which was askew. Things were deflated, front and back and were hissing. Her legs were not waxed and were turning on the guys trying to interview her. Her robe kept flying open which showed off her tits that were tied up in a bow. One kept hitting her in the face, which forced her to tie them up. She preferred to be tied down but both would do. Her front was not waxed nor shaven, and it smelled like Eau D’ Snarl. Those who know Bertha know she is very particular about her looks. Nobody catches her looking like she had an all nighter so we think this was done on purpose.

    They asked her questions about her gender, she replied she was an other. Where was she from? She replied she was from across the pond. Did she come with papers? Bertha became startled, heavens no, she uses the trotter. She was a jewwopaho. The ICE agents didn’t have that on their list of illegals. No, she was not a ho, nor a wop, could be a jew, but for safe stashing, she was combining them all into one being. Again, they requested papers, she said she rolled her own. Then they saw puppy who was sitting in a corner watching this unfold as he started in on a watermelon. Is he doing what they thought he was doing to it? Bertha smiled, stated he could not get enough. And he made a fruit platter for later. Was he one of those too? Oh, my no, he prefers produce.

    ICE has no idea what they will find going house to house. Finding Bertha was one example of be careful what you wish for. Bertha also bent over and mooned them. She gave a little wave in between her legs, and a Hellooooo as they left. Trump wasn’t paying the agents enough to deal with this, but they were on commission. Then there are the issues with the tariffs. Folks brace yourselves Bridgett, this is going to be a long 4 years unless someone gets the hamster back in the cage.

    Trump is like a hamster in the bath house. He has been in and out of it, then passed over for toys, pets and produce. Now that he is back in, he is hellbent on revenge. Those who thought he was a rodent god, are helping him with his delusional behaviors. No, he cannot own the crevice he has taken over. He cannot be their emperor. Now he has all of the other organs demanding he cease and desist. Does he care what he does to the rectum? No. It is just a path to his dementia. Everyone bend over to the King rodent. Sure, there will be some pain along the path, there could be some screaming, begging, for a brief moment you will feel a brief wash of exhilaration. Make no mistake, that is merely meant to keep you off your feet, lose your balance and beg for more. When common sense kicks in you have already been screwed. Yes, it is like that with Trump.

    No way is she going to let someone like that have people that cannot tell a transgendered sheep from a Maga housewife. Bertha isn’t going anywhere, refuses to be treated like someone’s next Big Mac, and watch the country and world implode. He and his cronies are counting on all of the money stolen from those most in need. Does she look like she wears off the rack? Is she sporting last years’ designer attire? But that should not matter, the idea she and others could be thrown into an internment camp is not going to happen. Not to her. But it could happen to others. Raids going on daily on campuses, churches, schools with kids getting removed by ICE, it’s a slippery slope. Next, they will go after Cows, then pigs, and it will snowball into chickens and fish. Cats have their claws out; they are not going down without a fight. You mess with cats; you learn what pain is all about. No more Mrs. nice muss. They become road warriors. Someone has to defend dogs. They are not always the sharpest tools in the shed. Take Afghan hounds, if you left things to them, we would all drown.

    All of the loud screams of we own you are just a pretext of what is to come. Don’t be left holding the litter box, be prepared. If you go down like a bunch of gold diggers, you might get a brief reprieve, then it is off to the Epstein farm. Trump knows he can’t pack that many into Guantanamo, so he is building more internment camps and there is no first class or lawyers, waiting to take your calls.

    The answer of course is to resist, resist and rebel. Non Repento. There is no other choice, at least we go down fighting. We invite Canada, Mexico, to join us. If you cannot be there in person, be there in your heart, Solidarity sisters and brothers.

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