Ever since Trump came into office we have been surrounded by some of the most unfit, incompetent, totally ill trained members of the Barbie World. Spank Me Barbie has taken over Homeland Security, didn’t know what Habeus Corpus is, gave a blank stare and offered a nonsense response. There was her sister, Blonde Ambition Barbie who legally chooses to ignore the law, protecting POTUS and his antics, we have her little sister, pinch me Barbie who sits in Congress and then the grand doyenne, Loudmouth Barbie who fawns over I’ll screw anything once no matter the age, Matt Getz Ken wanna be. Sheep ask you did we leave anyone out? Right the hot shot space lothario, Elon Musk who has caused a total Eaton Mess of the Government. Truthfully if you throw in spotted Dick you would have a complete set. There are the show ponies, the fancy sports cars, Insider trading events, and let’s not forget the stripper barbies who became First Ladies.
Bertha is not off her meds nor on them. She is stating the obvious that the oblivious seem to continue to ignore. The grand emperor who thinks he is king, but comes off like queen for the day, ignores that he has given pardons to those who committed acts against the members of the house and senate, drug dealers who are some of the most lethal of families in Mexico, Putin who he refuses to dare go against. Tell us, was it the photos he has of you on the horse? Sheep could make a comment but use your imagination. Melanoma says you don’t want to know. The horse says it can’t talk it’s under a gag order. We bet it is. One word and it’s off to the glue factory. The goat knows about that all too well. It took off, is living somewhere in Bolivia under a false name. It has no plans to go duck hunting with Dick. George said nope don’t know the goat, never heard of him.
The country wants its leaders back, it wants its half assed, horrible jobs they went to that they knew would lead to bankruptcy. It wasn’t great, it was hell, but at least they were there. They want their Snap benefits and ability to obtain housing. They had leaders who didn’t piss the world off, insult former presidents and world leaders who have the ability to pop a nuke and have a tea party. They didn’t have two live crew and Sean Combs playing house with the White House staff.
Do we need to know that people without a gun pointed at their heads elected an imbecile to lead us. No. but we did. You had a choice to bring in common sense and clarity, peace and serenity to the world, and hired the Barnum and Baily Circus complete with flying monkeys, clowns and let’s not forget the ringleader. Oh Bertha is feeling much better now. Tu Pac is saying he tried to warn y’all but you would not listen. Yep, even old Satan himself is looking at you all and wants to slap you.
You all did not just elect corruption; you invited all of its twisted sisters to partake in robbing you blind. There are no whoops, no I was on cold medicine and wasn’t thinking straight, you let Hitler and his minions out of their cages and run riot over the human race.
But you do have a chance to regain your footing. It’s called let’s make a deal. Bring all of the foreign leaders to the table and see what they will trade just to get rid of Trump. The countries are at the table, and there is a voodoo doll up for grabs. Zelinski is making a play for the voodoo doll. Oh, Putin intercedes. There is a cry of foul, Putin is forced to return the Voodoo doll to the table. China is willing to copy the tariffs and sell them for half price to the highest bidders. Kim Jong Un says no, he wants the nukes Iran has but won’t pay for them. Britain says it will support Canada, but they must take in Americans that didn’t vote for Trump. Canada is debating it; it could be good for their economy. Europe calls an audible, they won’t take in filthy Americans and support the crown if Britain does this. OK who gave Donny boy, and his son hammers while visiting the Pieta? That was not part of an amusement park. We just can’t take them anywhere without them destroying something. The new Pope is weighing in, he seconds that, and the bidding continues. Did anyone bother to tell Vance that eye liner is not allowed in the Vatican?
This bickering back and forth goes on until someone decides nobody wants Trump. Humans are stuck with him. They all get to poke the voodoo doll until it falls apart. Nobody offered jail time, or to lock him up with his worst nightmare; a gay, black, trans, shemale. Putin does not count. He is asking for the photos. When you have that many people saying Hell NO to Trump or his family something is wrong. When people like Elon Musk turns on him after doing the dirty work of Putin, something is very right. When you see that grand team of Biden and Obama back in office and getting you all back on track, it’s a wet dream come true. Folks how much worse could it be?
You have two reliable, bright, honest, males who work well together, that the world respects, wants back. Kamala, nothing personal dear, but unless you grow two pair, and walk like Biden and speak like Obama with echos of Biden in the background, No. Kamala we love you, but right now we need batman and robin, and Alfred and the bat mobile. We need Pete and Bernie, AOC, Bruce and Taylor, Robert D’ Niro and Slim Shady. We want guys like Comey, Liz, Hillary, Pete, Zelinsky, an “A” team that can get us extra innings, home runs and take out the enema. It won’t be with bullets or guns, dementia once declared is enough. But it will take courage and guts to go against the grain. People willing to put in the pain. You can’t silence the masses like Diddy tried, all that does is stir anger inside. The clock is ticking, no dissing, it’s time to shit or get out of the loo. The world is watching, two live crew, we thank you.
Ok so sheep can’t rap. but we can tell you if you don’t get him out, the world will suffer, no buffer, dammit doggy stop with the rapping. Puppy has been listening to Slim Shady, Snoop and the gang. But he is right, no buffer and we all suffer.
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