Oy her aching loins, if she has to hear the screeching hyena trying to praise himself again she will vomit. To hear him tell it, he has discovered Penicillin. No Vagina, you didn’t. He insists that he never saw those little girls, ahem, Ivanka, you seemed to know a lot about that event, care to share? Ivanka can’t be seen right now, she like his pet goat have gone into hiding. Much like those who claim they saw too much at the Diddy party, have left the building and are enroute to parts unknown. I think Diddy sang it best, “all the brothers there were giving it up, living it up.” We know what went down, and no we are not talking about Diddy’s jam. He likes them young. Now, are we talking about Diddy or Donald? Survey says, BOTH.
Diddy does not think he is God or the dare we say it, the last Cumming of Christ.” That would be the Orange One. People would pay to go to Diddy’s parties, whereas nobody can be bribed to attend one of Donald’s, prime example, how did that Parade go Donald? The man thinks he can do whatever he wants with no consequence. Bertha knows all about consequences. If she used the wrong kind of tape on her toucas, she cannot sit for a month. If she used the wrong lip wax, and confuses it with the kind used for her little general, oy, that is a pain no man wants to endure. We won’t go into the wrong piece of hardware she confused to hold up her ta-ta’s, yeah, they were flying out the window when she drove. One smacked MTG right in the eye, poor dear wasn’t sure if BoBerg or Noehm lost it, or if it was spank me Barbie’s. Bertha will never tell.
Consequences can be fun, or they can be serious, such as the one humans are facing now if senoir psychopath is allowed near the codes. Obama wants to know “who the hell gave this man the codes? They make those toy phones with the buttons on them, he can push them to his heart’s content.” Yeah, that might not have been the best idea to give him the Football. That is like giving puppy a melon and telling him not to touch it. We know how that ends, it gets that surprised look on its face. No co chise He cannot have the kind of toys that go boom. For that matter we cannot give any of his staff, pals, friends, acquaintances, whose names begin with P, KJ, N, or H. no, that would be a grave mistake.
Giving the codes to people who despise us, still have it in for us for blaming them for 911 is the wrong move. That kind of mistake could cause serious trouble. He cannot use the constitution for his lack of Charmin he banned in the White House. It’s not just a damn piece of paper or inconvenient truth. Did I get that right Al, am I missing something? He cannot play dress up and throw temper tantrums. It may surprise him, but most people dislike guys who waste money on empty birthday parties. He must have been the guy whose mother threw him one, but nobody came to that too.
Ok genius what do you plan to do when they decide to ring you up, you answer, and they say this is for the photos you took of us in that embrace. Enjoy! No co chise, you do not want that phone call. You do know you fired the guy who is supposed to take it? Yeah, that guy and the entire team who could have taken this group and given them something to calm them down. Barack says ” let him come crying to me for help, when he does, I will tell him, put your diaper back on and grunt. ” Meaning, you had your chance to ask for my help, I tried to tell you not to piss them off, but would you listen to me? Hell No. Those better be the super absorbent ones, I am not going to change you.” “Michelle” I tried to tell him, but he had to throw a temper tantrum, got people to cheat and buy his election. Now he has pissed off the world, and he cannot come crying to me. Hillary wants no part of this. She has popcorn, wants to watch this on TV. “
Bertha et all tried to warn you humans not to elect this man, we told you it was a mistake. You didn’t want Barry because of his dad, didn’t want Kamala due to her mother, didn’t want Jill, she wore combat boots. Now the only thing you will be able to conceal, and carry is the very thing nobody wants to see. Maga has turned on this man, old grannies want a piece of him, Pete wants a part of him too. Nah, he would never be so dumb to piss off the world and not have an army to back us up.? Wanna Bet? They said Hell No.
This is not some made for rom com reject on tv. Donald, you screwed the pooch, the pet goat already left the building, and now the cat says, make my day. You took out her litter box in the rose garden of course she hates you. Have you ever tried to see a cat use concrete to clean its ass or paws when it’s done? That is like using D grade toilet paper stolen from Wal Mart. No cat will use concrete; you pissed off the wrong pussy. That is pretty much how the rest of the world feels about you. Don’t ask the royals for help, you dug your grave the day you invited your kiddies to visit the Queen. Ann has a long memory, I would have said Kate, but she is busy attending to her health.
Donald you may not be a dictator, nor an emporer, not even a dead parrot. You are nothing more than the pantomime princess of Baghdad. You cannot start a war without a war actually happening. The second you ignored that rule, proclaimed yourself queen of the day, my apologies to your beautiful drag queens. You lost and nobody will let you back in to their club. The imposters said they will let you meet up with them if you pay a VIP fee, get a gift card, and maybe they will tell you to naff off. No, that is the Eminem imposters. Paul how are we doing, did we nail that one? Yeah, we thought so too.
Folks, let the cat have the football, give the codes to the dog, and will someone please put some pants on that thing parading his coulo in public.
But we digress…..
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