If sheep threw a hissy fit every time we could not wax our legs, get our pits shaved, eyebrows plucked, get our wigs, and lashes, tits and arse reinflated, we would never get anything done. We would look shallow and vain, not terribly bright to the outside world.
Well, you guessed it, it happened again. No, Bertha is still inflated, shaven, waxed, looking like the diva that she is, we are talking about another kind of hissy fit that has shut down the entire government, cost thousands more their jobs, wages, healthcare, others the ability to contact those offices we depend upon. Seriously? This is like a group of overpriced gas bags who refuse to budge on tipping 15%.
We both know this is nothing more than a pissing contest to see whose soldier stands at salute. “Your mamma wears combat boots, yours wears a bra, His wears both.” Hello, what if they did? Would the world end? Would God finally be revealed as one pissed off dame? Guys calm down, not yet proven, we still are waiting on the DNA in court to see how that plays out. You are welcome, Madam.
“She has an Adams apple.” “That isn’t an Adams apple, it’s her anatomy. Mine doesn’t have that.” “Yours has that and more.” Ladies, we have a country to run, people to care for, laws to pass to combat political abuse by con men. You can’t have health insurance, you go commando. I go commando because you won’t let me wear underwear. It’s not covered, you wore underwear two years ago with flowers. “Were you peeking?”
Oy if this is the kind of fools we have in congress trying to let a con man abuse the public, bypass laws, let’s look at the constitution. Wikki if you please:*
Approximately 11,848 proposals to amend the Constitution have been introduced in Congress since 1789 (as of January 3, 2019).[7] Collectively, members of the House and Senate typically propose around 200 amendments during each two-year term of Congress.[8] Proposals have covered numerous topics, but none made in recent decades have become part of the Constitution. Historically, most died in the congressional committees to which they were assigned. Since 1999, only about 20 proposed amendments have received a vote by either the full House or Senate. The last time a proposal gained the necessary two-thirds support in both the House and the Senate for submission to the states was the District of Columbia Voting Rights Amendment in 1978. Only 16 states had ratified it when the seven-year time limit expired.[9]
Ratified amendments
Synopsis of each ratified amendment
| No. | Subject | Ratification[10][11] | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Proposed | Completed | Time span | ||
| 1st[12] | Protects freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly and the right to petition the government. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 2nd[13] | Protects the right to keep and bear arms. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 3rd[14] | Restricts the quartering of soldiers in private homes. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 4th[15] | Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets requirements for search warrants based on probable cause. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 5th[16] | Sets rules for indictment by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to due process and prohibits self-incrimination and double jeopardy. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 6th[17] | Protects the right to a speedy public trial by jury, to notification of criminal accusations, to confront the accuser, to obtain witnesses and to retain counsel. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 7th[18] | Provides for the right to a jury trial in civil lawsuits. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 8th[19] | Prohibits excessive fines and excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 9th[20] | States that rights not enumerated in the Constitution are retained by the people. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 10th[21] | States that the federal government possesses only those powers delegated, or enumerated, to it through the Constitution, and that all other powers are reserved to the states, or to the people. | September 25, 1789 | December 15, 1791 | 2 years, 81 days |
| 11th | Immunizes states from suits brought by out-of-state citizens and foreigners not living within the state borders; lays the foundation for state sovereign immunity. | March 4, 1794 | February 7, 1795 | 340 days |
| 12th | Establishes that the vice president is elected together with the president rather than as the runner-up in the presidential election. | December 9, 1803 | June 15, 1804 | 189 days |
| 13th | Abolishes slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. | January 31, 1865 | December 6, 1865 | 309 days |
| 14th | Defines citizenship, contains the Privileges or Immunities Clause, the Due Process Clause and the Equal Protection Clause, and deals with post–Civil War issues. | June 13, 1866 | July 9, 1868 | 2 years, 26 days |
| 15th | Prohibits the denial of the right to vote based on race, color or previous condition of servitude. | February 26, 1869 | February 3, 1870 | 342 days |
| 16th | Permits Congress to levy an income tax without apportioning it among the various states or basing it on the United States Census. | July 12, 1909 | February 3, 1913 | 3 years, 206 days |
| 17th | Establishes the direct election of United States senators by popular vote. | May 13, 1912 | April 8, 1913 | 330 days |
| 18th | Prohibits the manufacturing or sale of alcohol within the United States. (Repealed on December 5, 1933, by the 21st Amendment.) | December 18, 1917 | January 16, 1919 | 1 year, 29 days |
| 19th | Prohibits the denial of the right to vote based on sex. | June 4, 1919 | August 18, 1920 | 1 year, 75 days |
| 20th | Changes the dates on which the terms of the president and vice president, and of members of Congress, begin and end, to January 20 and January 3 respectively. States that if the president-elect dies before taking office, the vice president–elect is to be inaugurated as president. | March 2, 1932 | January 23, 1933 | 327 days |
| 21st[22] | Repeals the 18th Amendment and makes it a federal offense to transport or import intoxicating liquors into U.S. states and territories where prohibited by law. | February 20, 1933 | December 5, 1933 | 288 days |
| 22nd[23] | Limits the number of times a person can be elected president. | March 21, 1947 | February 27, 1951 | 3 years, 343 days |
| 23rd[24] | Grants the District of Columbia electors in the Electoral College. | June 16, 1960 | March 29, 1961 | 286 days |
| 24th | Prohibits the revocation of voting rights based upon failure to pay taxes. | September 14, 1962 | January 23, 1964 | 1 year, 131 days |
| 25th | Addresses succession to the presidency and establishes procedures both for filling a vacancy in the office of the vice president and responding to presidential disabilities. | July 6, 1965 | February 10, 1967 | 1 year, 219 days |
| 26th | Lowers the voting age to 18 years. | March 23, 1971 | July 1, 1971 | 100 days |
| 27th | Delays laws affecting Congressional salary from taking effect until after the next election of representatives. | September 25, 1789 | May 7, 1992 | 202 years, 223 days |
The 22 amendment is clear, presidents cannot hold that post more than twice. It is law. Someone thinks he can bypass this law to run a third time. No co chise, not going to happen. The 25th should happen as clearly someone has dementia. The 19th, since when does sex have anything to do with the ability to vote? Is it the hormones, is that it? Because from what sheep can see, most of the old farts we see there have serious mood swings that go with menopause. The 14th, really are we going back that far to prevent people from voting? Nobody wants to arm bears. I don’t care how they stared you down, what their breath smelled like, you cannot arm bears. The first amendment, the big mamoo, all encompassing. Clear and no room for argument.
Guys this is real, you can’t make this shit up. Some want to twist the constitution to bypass laws to suit their agendas. No agenda should ignore the needs of the people, all of us. Healthcare isn’t something you mess with, Rights to live without a life of violence, fear, famine, wanting a better life. How does this harm anyone? When you get up to use the loo, how does this affect you?
Ok we took liberties with the bears, but the dolphins and eagles, the chiefs, the jury is out until super bowl. You can have a rap off to decide that. It worked before, the best of the best was there, it drew audiences, made a fortune for the investors. Oh, you are talking about snarl. Those kinds of bears, nah, you can’t mess with them. They don’t dance. Two left feet, and in need of a bad visit to the dentist and salon would fix it, but not that temper. No, you cannot arm them with guns. Do you really want a hormonal bear, pissed off at her mate, going thru the change, to own a gun? How is this different from humans? You let MTG and Boberg and let’s not forget shag me Barbie to own them. Nothing good comes from it. Look at what you did with Benny, Putin, Kim, and that Chinese guy nobody seems to remember his name. You arm them and everyone gets an enema.
A shut down should bring all sides together, no he said, she said, no blackmail with images of threesomes, no photos of raping carrots. No produce. It should remind everyone how important the public is, what it does, who needs help and where. Must we lock you in for a filibuster, no bathroom breaks, diapers, depends, nada, until you come to your senses?
Donald you may not go behind the people’s backs and change laws to suit you. You might think you can, but legally you may not. Guys, those of you still supporting his antics? May we suggest Better Help to get you the mental fix you need or a good proctologist to take the stick out? Yō, you are part of the problem, not the solution if you allow this maniac to continue to run riot. It’s only a matter of when that he does this to you too. Think about it.
We get it, nobody wins if everyone is losing. No steps forward and many back, it won’t move the needle forward, it could cause its demise. Bertha can handle skipping getting her boobs inflated, she can tie them in a knot or bow, flip them over her shoulder like an over blown soldier, not by war. She can use tea to tan her fur and use candle wax to do her legs. Humans, oy, that is a toucas of another mother and brother.
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