Much like the rest of the world, Bertha is pissed off. She is tired of people refusing to let con man Trump run loose. She is tired of his trying to behave like a spoiled frat boy. Yeah we know, he isn’t who we think he is, is working with the feds, to get the bigger fish. To catch a carp, you have to think like a trout. If it was truly just one maniac running the country, he would already be Diddy’s bedmate. No camp cupcake, hardcore, no frills, no choice of position assumed.
Bertha is tired of having to watch humans suffering at the grocery stores, losing jobs, getting harassed for having a mustache. You assume we are talking about immigrants, oh no sweetie, we are talking the coiffed, high-end dames that shop on rodeo drive. If you are seeing them sporting a handlebar, things are getting bad. Things people depend on to keep them sane, their toucas uptight without implants, standing at attention. We are talking caffeine dammit. That wonder drug that people imbibe is good for more than controlling the urge to slap a hoe and maggot. 30 dollars a can, and people need at least 3 to get thru the month, times 12? Do the math, that is a lot of drugs that can multitask. Who knew?
But it’s those who are telling you what we can buy, or not, how we can use our credit cards or not, get loans with insane interest rates that keep you in poverty. Is it any wonder why she is pissed off? Now we are worrying about how we pay for any of this if there is a shut down. Halloo its hitting home. Did the republicans think it could not affect them, really? MTG knows, finally the woman woke up, now if we can get her to stop backing the shit bum in office. Girl wake up.
Bertha turns on U tube and is told every other hour the nukes are coming, the sky is falling, someone is going to get slapped. Folks, nobody will announce they are coming. You will be sipping your coffee, and all of a sudden, that coffee will be giving you the mother of all wake up calls. That is how it works. Zelinski knows how it works, the CIA knows, FBI, NSA, and let’s not forget those people called crazy. Did you know your phones are spying on you? Edward Snowden knew, CIA knew, Elon Musk knows. Is it any wonder why we have no privacy?
Oh sheep, you can’t say that the public isn’t supposed to know. They know now. You are not supposed to know news is manipulated, to get the desired results. It’s not the reporters, it’s the networks, so nobody is getting the news, you are getting manipulated stories designed to play on your fears, feelings and religious beliefs cherry picked for your pleasure. It comes in small, medium, and for those needing something bigger, or well endowed, extra-large. Yes, sheep went there.
Bertha is pissed off and you humans should be too. Nobody should be tolerating a mad man who manipulates the courts, media and free speech, shuts down the government and refuses to pay those whom we most need. If you are not angry and pissed off, we want to know why? One of your own is mad, one of your party. She is proving nobody is immune. What could you possibly be thinking he is doing that is protecting anyone? Putin? Is that your hand up?
Oy, people we can and will get thru this together, we might be slapping he same people with a shared cup of coffee, but we will get there. Things might deflate, need Viagra, a harness, Preparation H, but we will get there. Those with a handlebar mustache? Um, ladies, that isn’t in style right now, ya might need to get that one waxed.
Let the rappers blare, let freedom ring, let’s let people not give a damn about little things. None of this is actually hurting you, nobody needs to die if someone is gay, or trans, if someone speaks multiple languages, isn’t lily white or has a mixed marriage. If a kid wants to read Salinger or Kerouac, so what? Would you rather have them reading how to build an atomic bomb? Don’t worry if they are learning about sex, hell, they might teach you something you need to know. They know more than we do anyway. Last time I checked Tiramisu was dessert, um Bertha whispered it’s a lot more fun. Right. Pick your battles, get angry over things that affect all of us. Things we know that are truly wrong.
But do not follow false prophets who are running naked in the streets, there are no kings, just those demented creatures from our nightmares.
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