Donald, I don’t know…

Well at least he is honest, he really does not know anything. We always suspected, there was talk amongst his peers, the family pet, er, his son hinted at it. Donald, what country are you representing? “Honestly, I don’t know.” Donald, do you know where babies come from? ” I was told a lot of things, but I believe they are hatched.” Bertha wants to know if he remembers the night he had with Diddy. Sean, ya might want to cover your ears, this could get graphic. Sean can’t be reached right now; he is busy making license plates.” “I will tell you this, there were a lot of beautiful men and women there, I saw young girls, boys, farm animals, I heard the dog was scared.” Um Donald, that was at Epstein’s, not Diddy’s. “Potato, Potato.”

The responses we have seen makes you wonder. If he can’t answer those questions, do we really want him to throw the football? Zelinski is saying “um, No.” He is saying Obama, maybe George, we know Satan can’t. If you ask Obama those questions, he might respond; “I never had a night with Diddy, never attended one of his parties. ” “I do know where babies come from, my daughters remind me of it every day.” “I know the people whom I represented, all of you, never had a dog that looked scared.” Barry, you know we love you, you have nothing to fear here. Barry wants to know what is that bag hanging off of Donald’s leg? Is he using a banana bag, or smuggling something illegal? Donald, what is in that bag? “It’s Prada, I got it in Japan.” He does not know. It is one thing to forget a birthday, maybe your address if you are really drunk, one of the women you dated. Trump does not know anything.

His VP and aides don’t seem to be doing much better. They know there is a constitution, that it is a legal document, it exists, but they forget what it applies to. “No Donald you may not steal from the public to cover your toilet in gold.” Donald forgets the exact items he has inflicted on the public. Food is a biggie. No Donald, you did not lower price tags on groceries. Turkeys are looking at each other like whew, people can’t afford us this year. Well, not all turkeys will be protected. But most families won’t get the big shebang they are used to.

Donald, do you realize how bad the economy is, what this shutdown is costing millions of people? “I totally have no idea what you are talking about. I lowered the price of beef and groceries, eggs and milk. I did this.” Yeah, you did this all right, people are starving, airlines can’t handle passengers and are cancelling flights. You don’t’ know? Let’s try this again, you do know, are not above the law, cannot re write the constitution, fire anyone you don’t agree with.

SCOTUS knows, the American people know, we know you know. We know you are aware of what went down at Epstein’s and are using Andrew as your scapegoat. Yes, that we know. We know Diddy knows, ask Martha, she knows. Michael care to weigh in? You know. Playing hide the salami, pretending to be a daft prick or wanker is not going to get you out of this. The world knows that you know.

Now, if you responded I don’t have all the answers now, but will get them for you, that would get you some respect. You didn’t and won’t, you want what you can’t have, you are a pariah, It does not take Nostradamus, or Baba Venga or any other visionary to see what you are. You are not a sheep in wool’s clothing; you are trying to paint yourself the victim. YOU know.

Folks, as you Parce together your thanksgiving feast, perhaps spam, eggs and spam, spam and spam, be thankful that you know. Instead of roasting a turkey, let’s roast the biggest con artist, liar and cheat in office. Humans will get thru this, stronger and wiser, not as quick to buy snake oil, or its empty promises. Why, because we know. “I think she is just a petty, vindictive sheep, and no I don’t know her, but I know she doesn’t know.” Donald, I know.

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