BERTHA IS WAITING FOR THE ULTIMATE CAT FIGHT. SHE HAS PURCHASED POPCORN, DOOR DASH, HAS ORDERED A PORTA POTTY TO AVOID MISSING A SECOND OF WHAT MANY ARE WAITING FOR, THAT IS, THE ULTIMATE CAT FIGHT. NOW YOU MAY WONDER WHO THIS CAT FIGHT WILL FEATURE, BUT WE ALREADY KNOW SHAG ME BARBIE, KRISTIE THE DOG KILLER, JASMINE CROCKETT, AND ALL OF THOSE BALLSEY DAMES IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE. WE ARE THROWING IN CASH PATEL IN THERE TOO, AS WELL. IT WON’T TAKE MUCH TO STRIP HIM AND PUT HIM IN A DOG COLLAR. IS IT JUST US OR DOES THAT MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE WAS CAUGHT IN A GAY BATHHOUSE WHERE THE RODENTS ARE TAKING REVENGE.
BERTHA HAS HAD HER SHARE OF CAT FIGHTS, WEAVE WARS, THE USE OF SAFETY PINS TO CAUSE THE DEFLATION OF ALL OF THOSE FAKE TITS AND TOUCASES. SHE HAS MONEY ON CROCKETT, AND THAT OLDER GAL WHO SHOWS TEETH. YEP, THROW IN HILLARY, AND THERE IS NO WAY TRUMP’S TEAM CAN COME CLOSE TO WINNING. EVERY FEMALE AND MALE VICTIM OF THOSE DEMONS HAS MONEY IN THIS GAME. THEY ARE EVEN OFFERING WHERE TO THROW THE PUNCHES THAT WON’T LEAVE SCARS BUT WILL REQUIRE A BIKE PUMP AND A LOT OF PLASTER TO FIX THE REPAIRS. SHEEP ARE NOT ADVOCATING VIOLENCE, BUT IF IT COMES DOWN TO RIPPING OFF THE BRAS AND SPANX…IT’S ON.
NOBODY SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS CAT FIGHT. IT’S BEEN BREWING FOR A WHILE WITH THE HEARINGS IN CONGRESS AND SENATE. SHAG ME BARBIE HAS BEEN PLAYING HIDE THE SALAMIE WITH FACTS AND TRUTH FOR A WHILE NOW, AND KRISTIE THE DOG KILLER HAS BEEN PULLING THE SAME SHIT. TRUMP MUST BE GETTING A THREESOME WITH THOSE TWO. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY AGREE TO LIE FOR HIM? HE ISN’T ATTRACTIVE, LACKS INTELLIGENCE, COMMON SENSE, AND A SENSITIVITY CHIP. HE IS NO PRZE LADIES. IF IT’S NOT A THREESOME, IT CAN’T BE MONEY HE HAS NONE. EVEN HIS JOCKEY SHORTS ARE LEVERAGED TO THE HILT. AS FOR WHY CASH IS BACKING HIM? OY DUDE, HE JUST ISN’T THAT INTO YOU. HE IS USING YOU.
BERTHA IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS CAT FIGHT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF AND THE DAMES ARE HOT. IT WON’T TAKE MUCH TO PROVOKE THEM. THE SECOND THAT BLONDE BIMBO STARTS TO FILLIBUSTER, DEFEND TRUMP, SHE IS SACKED. THERE COMES A POINT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY NO TO THE BLEACH. THIS IS THE SAD RESULT. SAME WITH BOTOX AND FILLERS. IF BERTHA HAD THEM, THE POOR DEAR WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SIT, HER TITS WOULD SUFFOCATE HER, AND HER CHEEKS WOULD EXPLODE. IT’S HARD ENOUGH TO BRAID THE NOSE HAIR FILLERS WOULD JUST MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE. THE OTHER DAMES KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN. DO YOU SEE HILLARY SPORTING THE WE ARE MANNEQUIN LOOK? HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THE WOMAN IS STILL SO SHARP, IT’S NOT BLEACHED.
YOU HAVE TO FIND HUMOR WITH THIS WHERE YOU CAN. BERTHA HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO EXPLODE FOR A WHILE NOW. GUYS, GET YOUR BETS ON AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. PUPPY HAS HIS CRUDITE PLATTER READY, HIS ROOM IS READY TO ROUGH THE PUPPY. NO ROUGHING THE CAT, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME? I TRIED TO WARN YOU CATS DON’T LIKE WATER, BUT YOU INSISTED ON TRYING TO USE HER FOR PEELING YOUR MELONS. YOU WALKED SIDE SADDLE FOR A WEEK. JUST INVITE HER IN FOR SOME REFRESHMENTS AND TO WATCH THE FIGHT. BETTER YET, THROW HER INTO THE FIGHT. YOU WILL HEAR MORE SWEARING THAN A CATHOLIC IN A DRUNKEN ORGY. NO PROUD BOYS TO SEPARATE THE TEAMS, NO SWAT TEAMS TO HOSE THEM DOWN. ICE HAS NO JURISDICTION: NO CLAIMING LOCAL TERRORISTS WHO BELONG IN A COMMUNE.
THERE WILL BE RULES, NO SLAPPING, GRABBING, BITING, KICKING, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, IF YOU REMOVE A WIG, OR FAKE ONES, MOVE ON. CASH, IT’S EVERY DAME FOR HERSELF, SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN THE TRUTH AND TEETH WILL COME OUT.
. NOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL HERESAY. YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM SHEEP. ASK FOX FOR THE DETAILS, OR IF IT’S NOT THERE, THEY WILL MAKE IT UP. NOBODY WILL BE WEARING FLACK JACKETS, OR HELMETS, MEANING MAKE SURE YOUR EXTENSIONS ARE AT A FULL UPRIGHT POSITION, YOUR TITS FASTENED, AND YOUR TOUCAS READY TO RUMBLE.
GAME ON…..
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