Bertha is fuming. She is tired of watching Trump’s minions attacking other women. Hello, since when did this become an acceptable sport? Those who attack other women need to look hard in the mirror. It’s hard to see harsh truths, but when it’s hitting you in the face, boobs, your toucas, it is hard to ignore.
Bertha would be the first person to tell you she knows what she sees in the mirror. Is she a raving beauty? Bertha looks like a mummified monkey. She owns that. Without heavy doses of preparation H, harnesses, plaster and a good dose of Espresso, we won’t say where, a good blow job, (minds out of the gutter), lots of improvised cosmetics, wigs, lashes, bathing in a tea bag situation, ahem, it takes that and more. She owns that. It is the those who refuse to accept they are not air brushed models, whose shit does not stink, whose hair color does not match the drapes. Hellooo.
We are talking about those attacking Bridgitte Macron, others who have ethics, morals, decency. Yes Barbie, we are talking about you, and that Brunette shag me who likes to ride bareback, or rattlesnake. You know who you are. Someone did not get the girl code that does not pick on other women. It is hard enough to break the glass ceiling without getting slapped with personal attacks. If those women did not do this to you, why attack them? Is it jealousy, is that it, ya didn’t get under someone’s knickers?
Bertha does not need to attack her sisters to be accepted. Using actual brains, kindness, acknowledgement for your ideas, even if they don’t agree. But no, those who attack have a level of jealousy sheep have not seen in years. Donald we are throwing you in that mix. Those who support guys like you are as bad as you, they just wear a skirt better. You don’t have the legs for it. Abe Vigoda in drag wore it better.
Bertha knows throwing shade solves nothing. Bertha isn’t throwing shade, she is looking in the mirror, taking a hard look, and seeing something she dislikes staring back. It’s not her own image, but that of those women who insist on calling out those who did nothing to them. Strong women, truly strong women and those in drag, ahem, Donald, don’t need to be that insecure.
Bridgitte, AOC, Lauren, all of those who have been made out to be less, you are way more than those who tried to dismiss you and your contributions. Sheep recognize quality, and whether you are dem or republican, from a foreign country, we recognize strength.
Keep breaking down that glass ceiling, don’t up or let anyone make you feel less than. Sheep see you, value you and your hard works. It isn’t based on looks, or size, faith or choice. Hard work always shines through.
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