We know this is not the time for humor. Well, yes and no. She wants to make clear to the world, humans don’t want this war, not Trump, nor his billionaire boys club, world domination. This is not a James Bond film, and we are not looking for the Third Reich. To read or listen to anything Trump or his sycophants and supporters tell you, we are not hellbent on rising on Sunday. We respect those who celebrate Easter and his second coming. We are not talking about that. We love easter, and the easter eggs, heavenly hash easter eggs, and chocolate bunnies. We totally respect those whose beliefs celebrate Christ and Jesus. Personally, Bertha is willing to have her legs, get a good wax, implants at full salute, fluff her wigs, tan, wear her best bad ass Chanel, and totally slay in her pew. Ok, a sheep in her pew might sound funny, but you guys get it. Pew not Oh hell No, not the pen.
Bertha is trying to tell those around the world that Trump’s war is not our war. We like having a melting pot, a fondue of cultures, sharing ideas, education, good food, and chefs, teachers, and doctors. Knowing this war was based on a lie and the crimes he committed before the war, the war crimes he has admitted to, are not what we, the people, voted for. Nobody likes to see innocent people dying or being harmed. We hate to see the venom and hatred aimed at those of us chanting NO WARS. If you got to see those of us in the streets marching, chanting, peacefully against him and his war, you would feel the love we have for our fellow men and women around the globe.
But Trump et all don’t want you to see that. This is a deranged man with infantile personality disorder. Chimps have been proven to have a greater level of intelligence, compassion, and understanding, common sense than he has, or his imbred followers accept. Please do not lump us all in the category of the imbred, uneducated, cold and heartless.
There is no reason to ever go to war unless it’s a last resort. For years, the US and our allies have tried to maintain a respectful, peaceful means to handle issues that have plagued the Middle East. We are not perfect, but attacking innocent countries, women, and children is not how we choose to govern.
This will land sheep in the stockade, the pen, but we would rather know we tried to speak peaceful thoughts and wishes, than to spit venom on those who never did harm to us, and vice versa. The number of citizens who support this melting pot is higher than those in uniform fighting against everything they believe in, which they were taught. Those too stupid to admit Trump is wrong and a fool do not speak for the rest of us. We want him brought up on war crimes in an international tribunal for all the world to see.
Bertha is crying. She hates the idea that other nations equate us with the rogue leader we did not choose. Bertha wants to sit down with you at her table filled with pots full of good food, wine, or tea, bread, and pastry. You might get fat, but you won’t end up in a bloody war. Sheep, like most humans, are peaceful people. Don’t confuse the cause of the constipation, the red-haired hemorrhoid, with those of us who prefer our roughage covered in cinnamon. We don’t want the war, just the cinnamon milk that comes after.
War is permanent; you cannot unwring the bell. Nobody wants to see young men, women, and children die. Nothing is worth that. Sheep are peaceful beings; we respect others. Never confuse sheep with the moron in office. Trump needs to be brought up on charges, cough, cough, war crimes against humanity. But what do cross-eyed, transgendered sheep know? We know anyone who has not tried milk chocolate, marshmallows, pecans, and all of it shoved into a chocolate easter bunny is missing out.
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