Category: political satire

  • Bertha Talks Overcrowding

    Bertha’s latest trip to the hospital is a good description of what is really going on in hospitals today. On her most recent visit to the ER, she entered with her paperwork to explain her medical issues. Diverticulitis and Kidney stones are the things that can take down many a male and female. She being a sheep was no different. Her issues with vomiting and repeat visits from Montezuma were no laughing matter. The girl was in serious pain. She quietly took her turn waiting with the other humans, not expecting special treatment or white privilege. The opera by the two moaning divas was surprisingly not coming from her. She did hope either they were having a good time knocking boots or were getting treatment for that case of whatever. Her name got called and she walked into the exam room, fur disheveled as if she sat in a schwitz, weak, breath of snarl, and just utter pain. There was no mistake the woman was in severe pain.

    They sent her to wait a little longer still, then called her once more to follow the nurse to the utter abyss. Was it a repeat of covid, had there been an outbreak of Trump, was the plumbing broken? Let’s look at the last one, her plumbing was broken, she suffered from multiple issues causing blockages, extreme pain, and her pain. Thankfully it was not covid, and yes, all of this mess was caused by Trump and his miserable deal.

    It was a sea of gurneys filled with moaning. No it was not a Diddy party, rather a group of very sick, sad, miserable people. The two halls were filled with the same thing on both sides with only one and a half bathrooms to use for all. It was too much for the poor girl and she began to snarf. Oh Hell NO, this had to be a mistake, but the nurses stated due to overcrowding and not enough rooms, the overflow was kept there until one opened up. She winced in pain, then claimed her gurney and curled up. Her nurses were kind enough, they were not the problem. The system failed all of us. Twelve hours later, she was granted a room with a lovely lady. The problem was how to mount the bed. It was not made for a sheep with short legs. The poor dear kept trying to climb it like Mount Jenga, only to land on her toucas. If it had been sex that could have been one thing, but she was trying to climb on top and in, so the nurses could put iv’s in her arms. Then came the questions.

    Ever since Trump came into office, the questions asked became more and more personal and had nothing to do with medicine. “What was her religious preference? NUNYA. Was she on the pill? No. Was she pregnant? She is a transgendered sheep. Was she born in the US? The woman was a transplant. Was she documented? She had her shots and was fixed thank you. It went on and on, until the dance of the eyes occurred with the nurse. If Bertha wasn’t in such pain that woman would have had a serious bite on her toucas. She began to mover her items to the window cill, and they were grabbed and thrown into a bin. It was ON. Bertha felt a weave war mounting and not in a good way. Thankfully it was time for that witch to go home. Bertha snarfed and climbed into the bed after making one last climb moaning and groaning until she arrived, looking disheveled and needing a cigarette. All of that due to a mattress made for humans made in Russia. How Trump does it we don’t know. We don’t want to know.

    This of course is based on real events suffered by the writer using humor to describe what is a very unfunny situation that has taken hold of the American people. Our healthcare is under attack, Hospitals are facing huge budget cuts, nurses are working overtime with insufficient pay, and doctors are crying foul. Humans, if they can get healthcare are facing high premiums, long waits in the ER, only to be sent to situations like the one described above. There is no good excuse for it, none. Donald cannot make this go away. The public is suffering and nobody is immune. It doesn’t matter how wealthy, or whose your daddy, or baby mama. It does not care if you are famous or infamous. Nobody is immune. We witnessed firsthand elderly, middle class, the rich, and a few of the very rich on those gurney’s. People waiting for transplants, operations, who were in excruciating pain as we were, having to lie on a gurney too small for most people, the noise level too loud to obtain any rest. Unless one was given high doses of Morphine and happened to be in LaLa land, from the meds, you did not sleep.

    Once a bed was found, you were so exhausted, you could barely speak coherently. Yes, we would like to use the loo, and puke and crash when we hit the bed. Both Bertha and the writer did all literally and physically. We were the lucky ones. How about those without health insurance? It used to be if you landed in the hall, on a gurney, you had no health insurance. Now everyone is treated that way. Those who can make the needed changes to policy to prevent this from continuing refuse to do so. Do they really think they would get better treatment? As If. They will get fired by Donald and end up like the rest of us. That is reality folks.

    Donald et all are desperate to maintain status quo or worse. That is not what the founding fathers fought and died for. The current financial situation is no laughing matter. We see things on the news but think it can’t ever happen to us. It can and it is happening. It is alarming how hospitals are giving up and just tolerating it. No, it’s not to be tolerated, it is time to rage against the demented. This is still our country, all of ours. It does not care what color, choice, political affiliation, size, shape. Both sides are suffering.

    There is no magic pill, or procedure to make it go away. Think again please, you give too much freedom to convicted criminals in chief. No KKK or whatever they call themselves have a right to inflict any of this on any of us. Their guns will never make up for what they lack in the sack. Screeching like hyenas and beating themselves off won’t either. Yeah, we went there. No we don’ t want to change our post. We won’t be silenced or told to go away. Until things change, expect us to be in your faces, telling the truths you do not want out. Epstein is the tip of the iceberg folks. He is a wag the dog to keep Donald et all out of jail. No, we the people won’t be silenced, we are living the nightmare on Trump Street, and we are done with him and all who back him.

    I won’t name the hospital, it’s a major one in Mo. But it could be in any state, city, and the people have had enough. No more interviews to find out your personal information not connected to healthcare. It is a witch hunt. If you are paying Medicare and get billed for a room, and it’s a gurney, sorry, your money should stay in your pocket. No more picking the pockets of the people.

    You have a choice folks, don’t let any of this become the norm. It is not the norm. Nothing about this normal. It is criminal, we are getting abused and lied to and cheated. To the doctors and nurses who treated me, thank you. To those who suffered thru me, my sympathies. To Donald Trump and Mike Johnson, your day is coming. You will lose this farce.

  • Donald, I don’t know…

    Well at least he is honest, he really does not know anything. We always suspected, there was talk amongst his peers, the family pet, er, his son hinted at it. Donald, what country are you representing? “Honestly, I don’t know.” Donald, do you know where babies come from? ” I was told a lot of things, but I believe they are hatched.” Bertha wants to know if he remembers the night he had with Diddy. Sean, ya might want to cover your ears, this could get graphic. Sean can’t be reached right now; he is busy making license plates.” “I will tell you this, there were a lot of beautiful men and women there, I saw young girls, boys, farm animals, I heard the dog was scared.” Um Donald, that was at Epstein’s, not Diddy’s. “Potato, Potato.”

    The responses we have seen makes you wonder. If he can’t answer those questions, do we really want him to throw the football? Zelinski is saying “um, No.” He is saying Obama, maybe George, we know Satan can’t. If you ask Obama those questions, he might respond; “I never had a night with Diddy, never attended one of his parties. ” “I do know where babies come from, my daughters remind me of it every day.” “I know the people whom I represented, all of you, never had a dog that looked scared.” Barry, you know we love you, you have nothing to fear here. Barry wants to know what is that bag hanging off of Donald’s leg? Is he using a banana bag, or smuggling something illegal? Donald, what is in that bag? “It’s Prada, I got it in Japan.” He does not know. It is one thing to forget a birthday, maybe your address if you are really drunk, one of the women you dated. Trump does not know anything.

    His VP and aides don’t seem to be doing much better. They know there is a constitution, that it is a legal document, it exists, but they forget what it applies to. “No Donald you may not steal from the public to cover your toilet in gold.” Donald forgets the exact items he has inflicted on the public. Food is a biggie. No Donald, you did not lower price tags on groceries. Turkeys are looking at each other like whew, people can’t afford us this year. Well, not all turkeys will be protected. But most families won’t get the big shebang they are used to.

    Donald, do you realize how bad the economy is, what this shutdown is costing millions of people? “I totally have no idea what you are talking about. I lowered the price of beef and groceries, eggs and milk. I did this.” Yeah, you did this all right, people are starving, airlines can’t handle passengers and are cancelling flights. You don’t’ know? Let’s try this again, you do know, are not above the law, cannot re write the constitution, fire anyone you don’t agree with.

    SCOTUS knows, the American people know, we know you know. We know you are aware of what went down at Epstein’s and are using Andrew as your scapegoat. Yes, that we know. We know Diddy knows, ask Martha, she knows. Michael care to weigh in? You know. Playing hide the salami, pretending to be a daft prick or wanker is not going to get you out of this. The world knows that you know.

    Now, if you responded I don’t have all the answers now, but will get them for you, that would get you some respect. You didn’t and won’t, you want what you can’t have, you are a pariah, It does not take Nostradamus, or Baba Venga or any other visionary to see what you are. You are not a sheep in wool’s clothing; you are trying to paint yourself the victim. YOU know.

    Folks, as you Parce together your thanksgiving feast, perhaps spam, eggs and spam, spam and spam, be thankful that you know. Instead of roasting a turkey, let’s roast the biggest con artist, liar and cheat in office. Humans will get thru this, stronger and wiser, not as quick to buy snake oil, or its empty promises. Why, because we know. “I think she is just a petty, vindictive sheep, and no I don’t know her, but I know she doesn’t know.” Donald, I know.

  • Trump/Epstein, Here Kitty, Kitty

    Yes, folks you read right, I am not talking about cats. Trump and Epstein worked together to procure little girls and teens for dare we say it, Prince Andrew. Ya thought I was going to say Bill, didn’t you? Those pesky files Trump and others don’t want you to read or hear about are coming out. This shut down isn’t about what you were told; it’s a wag the dog to keep records kept by Maxwell and Epstein that directly tie Trump to what the two men called the Kitty aka pussy, patrol. Folks, sheep don’t lie. Our data comes from checked and rechecked sources already making the rounds on U Tube. Join us by going to https://groundnews.com/ihip , Trump and MAGA’s INSANE SCHEME to Keep The Government SHUTDOWN PERMANENTLY?! Trump can try all he wants to distract the public, hide the facts, but it’s also on CNN, MSNBC, BBC, so these lame duck attempts of keeping this quiet, plus his actual moments spent with underage girls, will be his undoing.

    Bertha knew he was a letch, watched how he chose females for the Apprentice. Were they YGHWTF, and if you have a brain, you get what sheep are saying here, if not, young girls he wants to $#%k. Bill didn’t like them that young, just stacked. Those kissing his bottom, know Trump has stuff on them and vice versa. Is it any wonder why he is in such a rush to block anyone who can bring this up in court?

    Hillary and the Obama’s are prepping for the big event, the popcorn is on standby, the wine and champagne is chilling, Bill is wiping his brow saying thank you Jesus. But humans the fear now is that anytime, we could be facing martial law to block votes, control the media, news, shut down the courts. Puppy has saved up his money for produce and melons for roughing the puppy. This will be better than the Superbowl, sorry guys, but isn’t it what we wanted to see? The people who could come forth will read like a rogue’s gallery of players, literally.

    SCOTUS is telling his lawyers, no immunity, no games, BS, lies, turn it all over by tonight or face long, painful, contempt charges. Trump may be facing his water loo. Melanoma already is shaking her head in disgust, suing, trying to silence the facts. Did she know? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. The palace is bracing for what could be a total upset, as if the Harry and William debacle wasn’t enough. The world is watching, laughing at the US. He won’t serve a third term, he will serve a life term in federal prison for rape, and every other charge he is faced with.

    Sheep see it this way, nobody goes to such great lengths if they are innocent. Innocent men sing like pigeons. We know its canary’s. They don’t try to rig elections, cheat, lie, jerrymander, if they are innocent. Players only want you when they are playing, isn’t that what Fleetwood Mac once sang. One has either gone into witness protection, or been killed to silence them, along with one of the little girls who did all three men. People asked why jail Ghislane, well to keep her silent, and have another accident to occur.

    Maga, your messiah is nothing more than a child molester, liar, cheat. You were lied to, used, all to get him in office to hide from potentially serious charges. It happens. He is no Christian; he used that for your votes. He meets with our enemies while we are supposed to be protecting Japan, Tokyo, which is treason. Until he and all of his cabinet are jailed, nobody is safe. He won’t see a third term so don’t expect one from him. Puppy is so angry he is shaking his squash. Hey, sheep don’t lie, we don’t need to. Donald, you better invest in a chastity belt.

  • No Kings, No Spying…

    The emperor has no clothes. He is trying to behave like a king, bare assed naked. He cannot change the constitution, declare martial war unless we are at war. Posing ICE agents and KKK as national guards is transparent. Humans are not going to let you bait them. Beating and harming innocent, peaceful protesters is not grounds to declare martial law.

    Humans we know those who were rained out are with us boycotting this fraud. You know he is a fraud, we know he is a fraud, those backing him are frauds. We know they are using Paragon and Pegasus to spy on us. Those are acts of desperate men, not men of honor. The signs must go viral, NO KINGS, NO SPYING. It is your right to speak up and out. It does not violate your rights to free speech. It does not threaten the security of the nation or its people. The Patriot Act was designed to silence you, these are designed to identify potential whistle blowers, journalists, politicos who oppose the actions of a con man and his billionaire boyfriends. But that isn’t enough for Trump, he is going after all of us, and yes that means you too Maga.

    It’s our turn to spy on him, unearth truths, inconvenient or not. Nobody can silence the truth. That is illegal. He knows it, they know it, we know it too. When all 50 states come together to speak up, out, that is not just free speech, it is a tidal wave nobody can ignore. Shutting down the government to harm the public is not the act of a president. It is the act of a peon. So, your followers in congress and senate who allow this are peonies. Grown men too afraid to speak up to con men, billionaires. Taking bribes for their votes, how pathetic is that. Lisa that is directed at you.

    To the military, you know what is right and wrong, sheep do not have to tell you attacking innocent people is wrong. You were not trained to attack peaceful protesters. You do not aim armed missiles at protesters for the purpose of blocking peaceful protests. This is not a terror nation, just a country trying to get by. You give them to Ukraine where they belong. You do not want to deal with the mental image of human flesh shredded in the streets of California. Yes humans, your president et all, planned that during the NO Kings Protests.

    Sheep like to laugh when things are funny, but none of this is funny. It is an embarrassment. Going after those who oppose you for crimes you insist, they committed. Well, you are nothing more than a pathetic, naked man, desperate to avoid sharing a cell with Diddy. Trust us, he isn’t too thrilled with that idea either. Come on Donald, we dare you to try to silence us. How will you sell this? I was getting assaulted by a mythical transgender sheep. Ok, and just how did he assault you? Were you caught romping carrots, doing hamsters or rodents. NEXT.

    Folks’ sheep are with you today even if weather prevented us from holding NO KINGS protests. We are with you in spirit.

    NO KINGS, NO SPYING.

  • Bertha’s Sources, Take Note

    Last night Bertha talked about Paragon and Pegasus. She wanted to give her sources. 479,489 views Sep 9, 2025 #spyware #ICE #trump

    Rachel Maddow alerts viewers to reports of a government contract with a spyware company that was banned during the Biden administration that is being reactivated by Donald Trump’s ICE. The company, Paragon Solutions, has offered no comment, nor has ICE, leaving it to the American public to remain vigilant for any overstepping by the Trump administration.   Our next MSNBC Live event is on October 11th in New York City! Buy Tickets Now: msnbc.com/live25 For more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day click here: https://www.msnbc.com/

    Bertha likes to make sure you know this didn’t come from left, no pun, field. Its not a joke or conspiracy theories. Folks, this is real. Nobody is going to put it out there like we will. Sheep won’t be silenced, and we do not take well to threats. Bring it Donald, it’s just more material for me to report. If they try to lie about it, say sheep are mad women, we take that as a compliment. We are their worst nightmares: Immigrants, transgendered, sheep. Let them chew on that one. They did not see that one coming.

    NO KINGS…NO SPYING

  • Bertha’s Warning You..

    Bertha likes to look at a variety of videos on U Tube. One such video was of Rachel Maddow in which she was discussing a disturbing issue that has chosen to be used by ICE to spy on journalists, humanitarians, anyone deemed to be the enemy. In reality, one company was forced down, but the other back in 2024 returned to be found in your phones. Both android and smart phones.

    The old song about Santa “seeing you when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake”, you get the idea. So, it’s no longer a matter of is it happening to all of us, the answer is YES. Both Pegasus and Paragon are programs hidden in your phones that watch everything you do. Bertha is snarfing mad. So much for privacy eh girl, we tried to warn you but were called hysterical sheep. Now truth is stranger than fiction, and for those who say, nah our government wouldn’t do that to us. Maga you are not immune.

    Imagine if you are having a steamy conversation with your paramour, your family, friends, colleagues, bosses, banks, all of it. Would you dream that even encrypted notes, texts, emails, phone numbers are private? Most of us would say of course they are, we have no worries.

    Hellooo, you should be paranoid at this point. Both Paragon and Pegasus were built to be undetectable. You won’t see it, feel it, notice it, but yes it watches your cameras, videos, even when you are sleeping. It was worldwide, now ICE uses it to snarf out those whom this president deems his enemies. You don’t have to be a journalist, immigrant, potential terrorist, (its original intent and use), ordinary humans male and female, sheep, are all targets, fair game.

    Bertha says it is time to go rogue, and if people’s retinas get damaged, it’s their own fault. If they are going to spy on her while she is undressing, or having a steamy romp on video, she is going to flaunt them. She is going to go full frontal and show off her toucas. Don’t say you were not warned. It won’t be pretty, and if she has had to forgo a shave or wax, tan, or plucking, it could be what separates the men from the sheep. Puppy warned too, if you catch him romping carrots, or squash, a melon, it’s on.

    So ya might want to warn junior not to use the vacuum, or bleach bottle to get his ya ya’s. It could end up on Tik Tock or be held forever to be brought back out for blackmail. That goes for anyone horny, alone, and in need of a good, well you get it. Bring on the hamsters and toys, its show time. Ya thought we were done with the Diddy jokes, we are just getting started. Don’t worry guys, those whom he played house with are off limits. Yeah, we can feel the sighs of relief a mile away. Humans, sheep have no reasons to lie. Eric Snowden tried to warn you, and you called him enema of the state. Was he lying, NO.

    As far out and crazy as this sounds, do you really want to take a chance? NO, we are not trying to say this to control your behaviors. Far from it. We just want you to pick and choose what you want discovered. ICE and Trump are pulling out every form of nazi tactics they can. They will pick those people or groups whom they want shut down, locked up and put away for free speech. If you are talking while in the loo, and are sending files, or photos, it’s not private. It is as bad as putting a tracking device where hamsters fear to tread.

    Bertha has not been nipping at the sherry, nor tequila, nor any other form of alcohol or medications. These are cold, hard, facts the Trump groups don’t want you to know about, and hello, some are coming out of you guessed it, Israel. Ya thought Russia had a hard on to spy on us. Bertha knows when this comes out, she will be getting a knock on the door. That is when she goes full frontal, in drag, and sports the fake tat of a Maga sheep. Stop breaking wind, she is not Maga.

    For those who still think it’s not possible, look up Paragon and Pegasus. Sheep guarantee you might get flagged as they don’t want you to discover their dirty secrets. Sheep don’t lie. We do our due diligence. We research everything, and if we think you need to know we tell you. BBC, The Guardian, MSNBC, all have researched this, and shown it on various programs. 60 Minutes did a show on this a while back. We are not inhaling.

    You won’t see it if you pull your phone apart, can’t detect it, it’s done via the towers that send the signals. Nobody is immune folks, seriously. No party is immune. Sheep think it’s time for a full moon uprising. No kings, NO spying.

  • Are You Still Doing Great?

    “Consumers are already facing mounting economic uncertainty. The last government shutdown – a 34-day closure during Trump’s first term, the longest closure in U.S. history – shaved $11 billion off the country’s economic output, according to the Congressional Budget Office.”

    “When those paychecks start to dry up, and military is a big one, that’s when purchases, childcare, buying basic things like groceries – that’s when it starts to impact people beyond the government,” said G. William Hoagland, senior vice president at the Bipartisan Policy Center, a Washington think tank. “It’s a slow burn, but it gets worse as it goes on.”*(Taken verbatim from

    The pain from the government shutdown is about to hit the public

    Jacob Bogage and Hannah Natanson, (c) 2025 , The Washington Post

    Sun, October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM CDT·7 min read)

    Unless you are living under a rock, sheep don’t have to tell you how bad things have become under Trump. Nobody is immune, as MGT has admitted, yet even she still stands by him. Guys, you are not doing better, things are not great, and the risk of war has never been greater.

    Sheep are tired of the groups that can only focus on antiquated ideals and a very unrealistic option for families. Unless you are married to Bezos or Musk, or any of the oligarchs, for the average family, single, it takes two incomes to just break even. That is of course if their jobs have survived the fiscal nightmare that continues to unfold.

    Sheep see the look in the eyes of those trying to afford groceries, diapers, baby formula, or any other item they attempt to purchase. If sheep had a dollar for every person that have seen that has to put back an item, we would be wealthy. If you are very lucky, a rare creature will be behind you offering to help pay for your groceries or gas. We know how often that one happens. We said it’s a rare event.

    Sheep keep scratching our wigs trying to figure out why people still are enamored with someone who does not give a horses behind about them. He is not making this a better world. He is not representing the public of any party. He has created a climate of hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, and any other ism, phobia, created, twisted even beyond sheep and produce romping. Honestly all that is missing is the hamsters and toys, which I am sure Diddy knows all about.

    Humans are hurting, and like all of you, we feel your pain. Like you we are also suffering from Trump/Maga, just intolerance fatigue. Lies about everything, countries terrified to breathe. We get it. Truly it’s not helpful to be arguing over healthcare, or other matters, shutting down the government, just to prove who has the larger apparatus, using that as distraction from what is really happening. Yeah guys, sheep see thru it, can spot liars a mile away. You can fool the public but sheep, no.

    Worse, using religion to try to sway people to act in unnatural ways, as a means of control, really? Ya think that one is going to work. New World Order is not something we signed on for. Oh but sheep, this is for the fiscal good, the way women are to behave. You knew that was coming. Ladies, that is what rolling pins and cast iron are for. In this economy two incomes barely is enough, one won’t make it.

    Bertha is looking at you giving the side eye to the morons who came up with that one. Do they want to be bitten in places we cannot get into? If you want kids, trust us, that one won’t fly. Your country is a laughingstock. Shag me Barbie, and I will do you Ken are not what we want running congress or making choices for us. Putting war mongers in office to force martial law, and bypassing midterm elections, are on the agenda folks, be ready for it. Bullets over Broadway might have been fun in theory or in plays, but Nukes over Everyone has that permanent, we can’t get rid of it, bad taste that lingers.

    Let us guess, we will be greeted with care to re write this? Hell no, we are not going anywhere. Humans are getting lied to, spied on, preyed upon, twisted, abused, stolen from, starved. You are losing houses, businesses, rights, civil liberties, abilities to get medical care, everything, including your safety. Yet you still insist on backing something that is so mind-bendingly corrupt and cringe, even Satan is looking at this with the Pet Goat saying NO folks, don’t go there. Bush has left the house, along with old time religion and common sense.

    You can paint lipstick on shit but pigs won’t use it. There is no selling the big, beautiful, crock of shit to people who see thru it. We know it’s bad, they know it’s bad, the world knows it’s bad. Before we all have nukes shoved where the moon can’t shine, let’s rethink this. Go back to basics, the needs of the people, all of them, the world, if it needs help, offer. Don’t lie with your fingers crossed behind your back telling people you have peace. No, you have a con job waiting to unfold. Two drivers, one nutter. There is no Nobel Peace Prize for lying.

    The pain is real and getting worse, humans make the right choice before all of them are robbed away from you. Midterms VOTE. Your lives literally depend on it. There are no kings, only squatters whom we can’t get out of the White House and Congress and Senate. We don’t need a Hitler and Mussolini re doux, and we really don’t want to go back to the dark ages. Wake up, even if you must vote republican, pick someone who really cares for all of us, not a few or lily white. Pick someone who knows if we don’t get affordable healthcare, everyone loses, but the Chinese win. Chew on that a while. Let’s make sure all of our military and guards are paid, laid, not betrayed. Let’s pay those TSA so we stop the madness in the air and airports. Stop speaking out against your own best interests. Demand Better, we only get one shot at this, now isn’t the time to blow it.

  • Bertha is Pissed Off..

    Much like the rest of the world, Bertha is pissed off. She is tired of people refusing to let con man Trump run loose. She is tired of his trying to behave like a spoiled frat boy. Yeah we know, he isn’t who we think he is, is working with the feds, to get the bigger fish. To catch a carp, you have to think like a trout. If it was truly just one maniac running the country, he would already be Diddy’s bedmate. No camp cupcake, hardcore, no frills, no choice of position assumed.

    Bertha is tired of having to watch humans suffering at the grocery stores, losing jobs, getting harassed for having a mustache. You assume we are talking about immigrants, oh no sweetie, we are talking the coiffed, high-end dames that shop on rodeo drive. If you are seeing them sporting a handlebar, things are getting bad. Things people depend on to keep them sane, their toucas uptight without implants, standing at attention. We are talking caffeine dammit. That wonder drug that people imbibe is good for more than controlling the urge to slap a hoe and maggot. 30 dollars a can, and people need at least 3 to get thru the month, times 12? Do the math, that is a lot of drugs that can multitask. Who knew?

    But it’s those who are telling you what we can buy, or not, how we can use our credit cards or not, get loans with insane interest rates that keep you in poverty. Is it any wonder why she is pissed off? Now we are worrying about how we pay for any of this if there is a shut down. Halloo its hitting home. Did the republicans think it could not affect them, really? MTG knows, finally the woman woke up, now if we can get her to stop backing the shit bum in office. Girl wake up.

    Bertha turns on U tube and is told every other hour the nukes are coming, the sky is falling, someone is going to get slapped. Folks, nobody will announce they are coming. You will be sipping your coffee, and all of a sudden, that coffee will be giving you the mother of all wake up calls. That is how it works. Zelinski knows how it works, the CIA knows, FBI, NSA, and let’s not forget those people called crazy. Did you know your phones are spying on you? Edward Snowden knew, CIA knew, Elon Musk knows. Is it any wonder why we have no privacy?

    Oh sheep, you can’t say that the public isn’t supposed to know. They know now. You are not supposed to know news is manipulated, to get the desired results. It’s not the reporters, it’s the networks, so nobody is getting the news, you are getting manipulated stories designed to play on your fears, feelings and religious beliefs cherry picked for your pleasure. It comes in small, medium, and for those needing something bigger, or well endowed, extra-large. Yes, sheep went there.

    Bertha is pissed off and you humans should be too. Nobody should be tolerating a mad man who manipulates the courts, media and free speech, shuts down the government and refuses to pay those whom we most need. If you are not angry and pissed off, we want to know why? One of your own is mad, one of your party. She is proving nobody is immune. What could you possibly be thinking he is doing that is protecting anyone? Putin? Is that your hand up?

    Oy, people we can and will get thru this together, we might be slapping he same people with a shared cup of coffee, but we will get there. Things might deflate, need Viagra, a harness, Preparation H, but we will get there. Those with a handlebar mustache? Um, ladies, that isn’t in style right now, ya might need to get that one waxed.

    Let the rappers blare, let freedom ring, let’s let people not give a damn about little things. None of this is actually hurting you, nobody needs to die if someone is gay, or trans, if someone speaks multiple languages, isn’t lily white or has a mixed marriage. If a kid wants to read Salinger or Kerouac, so what? Would you rather have them reading how to build an atomic bomb? Don’t worry if they are learning about sex, hell, they might teach you something you need to know. They know more than we do anyway. Last time I checked Tiramisu was dessert, um Bertha whispered it’s a lot more fun. Right. Pick your battles, get angry over things that affect all of us. Things we know that are truly wrong.

    But do not follow false prophets who are running naked in the streets, there are no kings, just those demented creatures from our nightmares.

  • Here We Go Again….

    If sheep threw a hissy fit every time we could not wax our legs, get our pits shaved, eyebrows plucked, get our wigs, and lashes, tits and arse reinflated, we would never get anything done. We would look shallow and vain, not terribly bright to the outside world.

    Well, you guessed it, it happened again. No, Bertha is still inflated, shaven, waxed, looking like the diva that she is, we are talking about another kind of hissy fit that has shut down the entire government, cost thousands more their jobs, wages, healthcare, others the ability to contact those offices we depend upon. Seriously? This is like a group of overpriced gas bags who refuse to budge on tipping 15%.

    We both know this is nothing more than a pissing contest to see whose soldier stands at salute. “Your mamma wears combat boots, yours wears a bra, His wears both.” Hello, what if they did? Would the world end? Would God finally be revealed as one pissed off dame? Guys calm down, not yet proven, we still are waiting on the DNA in court to see how that plays out. You are welcome, Madam.

    “She has an Adams apple.” “That isn’t an Adams apple, it’s her anatomy. Mine doesn’t have that.” “Yours has that and more.” Ladies, we have a country to run, people to care for, laws to pass to combat political abuse by con men. You can’t have health insurance, you go commando. I go commando because you won’t let me wear underwear. It’s not covered, you wore underwear two years ago with flowers. “Were you peeking?”

    Oy if this is the kind of fools we have in congress trying to let a con man abuse the public, bypass laws, let’s look at the constitution. Wikki if you please:*

    Approximately 11,848 proposals to amend the Constitution have been introduced in Congress since 1789 (as of January 3, 2019).[7] Collectively, members of the House and Senate typically propose around 200 amendments during each two-year term of Congress.[8] Proposals have covered numerous topics, but none made in recent decades have become part of the Constitution. Historically, most died in the congressional committees to which they were assigned. Since 1999, only about 20 proposed amendments have received a vote by either the full House or Senate. The last time a proposal gained the necessary two-thirds support in both the House and the Senate for submission to the states was the District of Columbia Voting Rights Amendment in 1978. Only 16 states had ratified it when the seven-year time limit expired.[9]

    Ratified amendments

    Synopsis of each ratified amendment

    No.SubjectRatification[10][11]
    ProposedCompletedTime span
    1st[12]Protects freedom of religionfreedom of speechfreedom of the pressfreedom of assembly and the right to petition the government.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    2nd[13]Protects the right to keep and bear arms.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    3rd[14]Restricts the quartering of soldiers in private homes.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    4th[15]Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets requirements for search warrants based on probable cause.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    5th[16]Sets rules for indictment by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to due process and prohibits self-incrimination and double jeopardy.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    6th[17]Protects the right to a speedy public trial by jury, to notification of criminal accusations, to confront the accuser, to obtain witnesses and to retain counsel.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    7th[18]Provides for the right to a jury trial in civil lawsuits.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    8th[19]Prohibits excessive fines and excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    9th[20]States that rights not enumerated in the Constitution are retained by the people.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    10th[21]States that the federal government possesses only those powers delegated, or enumerated, to it through the Constitution, and that all other powers are reserved to the states, or to the people.September 25, 1789December 15, 17912 years, 81 days
    11thImmunizes states from suits brought by out-of-state citizens and foreigners not living within the state borders; lays the foundation for state sovereign immunity.March 4, 1794February 7, 1795340 days
    12thEstablishes that the vice president is elected together with the president rather than as the runner-up in the presidential election.December 9, 1803June 15, 1804189 days
    13thAbolishes slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime.January 31, 1865December 6, 1865309 days
    14thDefines citizenship, contains the Privileges or Immunities Clause, the Due Process Clause and the Equal Protection Clause, and deals with post–Civil War issues.June 13, 1866July 9, 18682 years, 26 days
    15thProhibits the denial of the right to vote based on race, color or previous condition of servitude.February 26, 1869February 3, 1870342 days
    16thPermits Congress to levy an income tax without apportioning it among the various states or basing it on the United States Census.July 12, 1909February 3, 19133 years, 206 days
    17thEstablishes the direct election of United States senators by popular vote.May 13, 1912April 8, 1913330 days
    18thProhibits the manufacturing or sale of alcohol within the United States.
    (Repealed on December 5, 1933, by the 21st Amendment.)
    December 18, 1917January 16, 19191 year, 29 days
    19thProhibits the denial of the right to vote based on sex.June 4, 1919August 18, 19201 year, 75 days
    20thChanges the dates on which the terms of the president and vice president, and of members of Congress, begin and end, to January 20 and January 3 respectively. States that if the president-elect dies before taking office, the vice president–elect is to be inaugurated as president.March 2, 1932January 23, 1933327 days
    21st[22]Repeals the 18th Amendment and makes it a federal offense to transport or import intoxicating liquors into U.S. states and territories where prohibited by law.February 20, 1933December 5, 1933288 days
    22nd[23]Limits the number of times a person can be elected president.March 21, 1947February 27, 19513 years, 343 days
    23rd[24]Grants the District of Columbia electors in the Electoral College.June 16, 1960March 29, 1961286 days
    24thProhibits the revocation of voting rights based upon failure to pay taxes.September 14, 1962January 23, 19641 year, 131 days
    25thAddresses succession to the presidency and establishes procedures both for filling a vacancy in the office of the vice president and responding to presidential disabilities.July 6, 1965February 10, 19671 year, 219 days
    26thLowers the voting age to 18 years.March 23, 1971July 1, 1971100 days
    27thDelays laws affecting Congressional salary from taking effect until after the next election of representatives.September 25, 1789May 7, 1992202 years, 223 days

    The 22 amendment is clear, presidents cannot hold that post more than twice. It is law. Someone thinks he can bypass this law to run a third time. No co chise, not going to happen. The 25th should happen as clearly someone has dementia. The 19th, since when does sex have anything to do with the ability to vote? Is it the hormones, is that it? Because from what sheep can see, most of the old farts we see there have serious mood swings that go with menopause. The 14th, really are we going back that far to prevent people from voting? Nobody wants to arm bears. I don’t care how they stared you down, what their breath smelled like, you cannot arm bears. The first amendment, the big mamoo, all encompassing. Clear and no room for argument.

    Guys this is real, you can’t make this shit up. Some want to twist the constitution to bypass laws to suit their agendas. No agenda should ignore the needs of the people, all of us. Healthcare isn’t something you mess with, Rights to live without a life of violence, fear, famine, wanting a better life. How does this harm anyone? When you get up to use the loo, how does this affect you?

    Ok we took liberties with the bears, but the dolphins and eagles, the chiefs, the jury is out until super bowl. You can have a rap off to decide that. It worked before, the best of the best was there, it drew audiences, made a fortune for the investors. Oh, you are talking about snarl. Those kinds of bears, nah, you can’t mess with them. They don’t dance. Two left feet, and in need of a bad visit to the dentist and salon would fix it, but not that temper. No, you cannot arm them with guns. Do you really want a hormonal bear, pissed off at her mate, going thru the change, to own a gun? How is this different from humans? You let MTG and Boberg and let’s not forget shag me Barbie to own them. Nothing good comes from it. Look at what you did with Benny, Putin, Kim, and that Chinese guy nobody seems to remember his name. You arm them and everyone gets an enema.

    A shut down should bring all sides together, no he said, she said, no blackmail with images of threesomes, no photos of raping carrots. No produce. It should remind everyone how important the public is, what it does, who needs help and where. Must we lock you in for a filibuster, no bathroom breaks, diapers, depends, nada, until you come to your senses?

    Donald you may not go behind the people’s backs and change laws to suit you. You might think you can, but legally you may not. Guys, those of you still supporting his antics? May we suggest Better Help to get you the mental fix you need or a good proctologist to take the stick out? Yō, you are part of the problem, not the solution if you allow this maniac to continue to run riot. It’s only a matter of when that he does this to you too. Think about it.

    We get it, nobody wins if everyone is losing. No steps forward and many back, it won’t move the needle forward, it could cause its demise. Bertha can handle skipping getting her boobs inflated, she can tie them in a knot or bow, flip them over her shoulder like an over blown soldier, not by war. She can use tea to tan her fur and use candle wax to do her legs. Humans, oy, that is a toucas of another mother and brother.

  • Bertha Says No Donald..

    Bertha is not buying the lies Donald is spewing. She calls Bullsheet!!! No Donald we are not at war ergo we do not need armed ice nor special forces in our streets. We refuse to accept the crime rates are due to people who can’t behave. Your continual inciting of attacks, giving the nudge nudge, wink wink to attacks on those citizens who have not harmed you, grotesque. This isn’t something to censor us for, unless you have something to hide.

    The idea humans cannot walk the streets, not as street walkers, but as humble, decent humans without fear of attacks, or reprisals has become a sad commentary of your presidency. Bertha cannot recall Joe or Barack causing this, inciting attacks, praising gunmen for shooting those of a different race or religion, size, choice. Your presidency is riddled with incidents you created. No president to date with any amount of decency or moxy would do that.

    Humans under the constitution, declaration of independence have rights and civil liberties. Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Must Bertha come out in her birthday suit only draped in the documents painted on her for you to see this. The rest of the world gets it, monkeys get it, but a simian like yourself can’t seem to grasp that hard fact.

    *Note: The source for this transcription is the first printing of the Declaration of Independence, the broadside produced by John Dunlap on the night of July 4, 1776. Nearly every printed or manuscript edition of the Declaration of Independence has slight differences in punctuation, capitalization, and even wording. To find out more about the diverse textual tradition of the Declaration, check out our Which Version is This, and Why Does it Matter? resource.*

            WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
              We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great-Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.
              He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public Good.
              He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing Importance, unless suspended in their Operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. 
              He has refused to pass other Laws for the Accommodation of large Districts of People, unless those People would relinquish the Right of Representation in the Legislature, a Right inestimable to them, and formidable to Tyrants only.
              He has called together Legislative Bodies at Places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the Depository of their public Records, for the sole Purpose of fatiguing them into Compliance with his Measures.
              He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly Firmness his Invasions on the Rights of the People.
              He has refused for a long Time, after such Dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the Dangers of Invasion from without, and Convulsions within. 
              He has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither, and raising the Conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
              He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
              He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the Tenure of their Offices, and the Amount and Payment of their Salaries.
              He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance.
              He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies, without the consent of our Legislatures.
              He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
              He has combined with others to subject us to a Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
              For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us:
              For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
              For cutting off our Trade with all Parts of the World:
              For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
              For depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury:
              For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:
              For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an arbitrary Government, and enlarging its Boundaries, so as to render it at once an Example and fit Instrument for introducing the same absolute Rule into these Colonies:
              For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
              For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all Cases whatsoever.
              He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
              He has plundered our Seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our Towns, and destroyed the Lives of our People.
              He is, at this Time, transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the Works of Death, Desolation, and Tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and Perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized Nation.
              He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the Executioners of their Friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
              He has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the Inhabitants of our Frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known Rule of Warfare, is an undistinguished Destruction, of all Ages, Sexes and Conditions.
              In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.
              Nor have we been wanting in Attentions to our British Brethren. We have warned them from Time to Time of Attempts by their Legislature to extend an unwarrantable Jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the Circumstances of our Emigration and Settlement here. We have appealed to their native Justice and Magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the Ties of our common Kindred to disavow these Usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our Connections and Correspondence. They too have been deaf to the Voice of Justice and of Consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the Necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace, Friends.
              We, therefore, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly Publish and Declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be, Free and Independent States; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political Connection between them and the State of Great-Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

    Signed by Order and in Behalf of the Congress,
    JOHN HANCOCK, President.

    Attest.
    CHARLES THOMSON, Secretary.

    Thank You Bertha for that. Some people need to be reminded of what that document says and means. Sheep are not afraid of posting this for all to read, see, hear, feel, as we believe it is meant for all people, regardless of size, color, religion, choice, immigration. It is for all of us. You can try to twist, undo, rewrite it, doctor it but you cannot erase its original intent.

    Sheep say NO to you Donald for trying to alter a document put together by a group of men of both political affiliations who saw and still see the importance and meaning of those words. It is what every human knows and understands. It is what sets us apart from animals that lack any ability to show empathy, humanity, equality, compassion and understanding, to their fellow man.

    There is a reason we allow others to come to our waters, land to live in peace and harmony with others. We get it. That you and your minions refuse to be isn’t our fault or doing. It’s yours. You choose to blame others for your mistakes. You encourage others to do harm to those who have done nothing to you or your family. We say NO to you and yours, and YES to that document that is not an inconvenient truth. Bertha won’t swallow your Kool Aide or choose to be poisoned from that well.

    To the original authors of this document, Bravo and Thank you for reminding us of what is truly important.