Category: political satire

  • Santa’s Naughty List is OUT

    Yes, it is that time of the year again, no, not tax season, the Super Bowl, and not Taylor Swift’s wedding. This is the Biggie, as Santa is gathering all of his intel on who is on his Naughty LIST. Hello. We already know who makes the top of the list, but those working with him have been given a place as well.

    Before we get to that list, sheep thought it would be fun to see what is going on behind the scenes at the North Pole. Now kiddies, go in the other room as this is not meant for little ears. Ok, now that the little ones are out of the room we can give the real lowdown.

    So, what is happening at the North Pole? The reindeer are busy getting ready for the big trip. They got their stink weed ready for the flight, and Mrs. Claus is packing some brownies for Santa. Did you really think Santa only ran on sugar cookies? Get real. Donner has been caught in a three way with some of the elves, one being under snowflakes. No, it wasn’t a child, minds out of the gutter, he isn’t Donald. Santa sent her on vacation; we can’t discuss the particulars. We know what you are thinking, we cannot talk as there is a gag order, no pun intended. We went there. Prancer is busy keeping her figure, has been using Ozempic, the girl won’t touch protein, frustrating the hell out of the males. Nope, no sugar, no protein. Wait, are we talking about the same things? Hmm.

    Mrs. Claus was on Ozempic, is looking more like a rap goddess than a mamma bear. Did we get implants? Santa will never tell. He isn’t complaining. Vixen, Cupid, Commit, have been busy trying to start an anti-Maga movement. No homophobia, racism, bigotry, agism, or other for them. They had a meeting. They had enough just from seeing what is happening back home. None of that will do at the North Pole. They want everyone treated equally, and immigration is not dealt with raids. Santa said No to ICE.

    The elves are busy gathering the names for Santa, they have been throwing a buffet, trade to see who is getting what. Sherm is calling an audible, he claimed Swiss Kriss for Mike Johnson, and JD Vance. The little rat from the other side, is pushing for Rubio, Kennedy, and Collins to get special brownies. Bobert and Blonde Barbie are getting their conditioner replaced with Nair. Spank Me Ken is getting his Viagra replaced with placebos. This is getting brutal; those elves are not playing. Do we blame them, they can’t afford their healthcare, their social security is under fire, and food stamps are under fire. They had to replace their turkeys with spam. One had to have a tofurky, ouch.

    They know who has caused their demise, and that of others. They are not going to show any mercy. Those who caused the shutdown will feel it the hardest. A night with Diddy, who hasn’t had a female or other for some time. They have it in for Andrew and Ghislane too. Bill is getting a slap on the wrist, and no cigars, Monica. We know what Santa has in for Donald and Putin. Zelinski is on his good list. But the punishment for the others is going to be harsh. No tinsel, or glitz, no expense accounts, or trips abroad. That is for people who didn’t misbehave. You are wondering about MTG and Lisa, some of the turncoats. The elves have been debating on their gifts. They have spoken up, and against the wrongs. Mrs. Claus thinks they will be ok, but they might lose their Metformin for a while. Sorry ladies, you will be on your own, I would purchase a larger size of jeans.

    Santa can accept that for those people. But he has serious punishment coming for Donald. Santa knows what he has done, whom he has harmed, those who he abused, killed or have killed, beaten up, bought for their silence. Yep, Santa is putting together the mother of paybacks for him. In the meantime, the elves are preparing those gifts, and sending them far apart for those for children, who will get more than a pencil, or doll. Yes, he knows about that too. Santa is shaking his head in disgust. Donald sleep with one eye open and wear goggles. It wouldn’t hurt to have a chastity belt and corks.

    Now you all thought I would say something violent, but sheep don’t play like that. We are not like his neo nazi groups, we don’t carry arms or advocate violence. We know, the gifts. Trust us, those will make their eyes cross for a while, but it won’t kill them. The judge told us we can’t send rodents; Diddy likes them too much. Now for those who are not on his list, they know who they are, but we will list them too.

    Those who are on Santa’s goody list. Of course, Joe, Barack, Dick, Schumer, James, you know who you are, Comey, all who have been fighting for humans, kids. Santa wants you to know you have not been forgotten. Expect good things to happen, to arrive, and to share. Santa has been watching all of you, journalists, U Tubers, who have done your bit to protect us, inform us. Expect lots of bright packages filled with healthcare that is affordable for all, social security that won’t go down, while rates go up. Food for all humans that is affordable and accessible. While Santa is trying to deal with immigration issues, he won’t let anyone suffer. Ice will be given the door, and Donald handcuffs, not fur lined. It won’t fit in his sleigh, but you will get them. It might not come with tinsel or bright colors, but you will know where they came from. Santa knows who deserves the best.

    The elves are dancing at the thought the repression will soon be over, that dancing to Slim Shady, Rhianna, Snoop, and Dre, munching on affordable groceries, sipping eggnog and sugar cookies. Mrs. Claus is making her dishes sugar free, and Santa is sipping sugar free hot chocolate. If healthcare is going to go up, he is making sure his health is in good standing, if not, he is ahead of the game.

    Will reindeer face the music for the three-way? No telling, the jury is still out on that. Santa doesn’t block birth control, so ladies, we know you need to get your groove on, at least you can do so without worry. Those reindeer who have been caught misbehaving, trying to stash, guys, really? If Santa has to inhale at least get him the good stuff, not that stuff that wreaks of angry skunks. What do you plan to do when you get the munchies? Did you plan for that? Do you think Santa is going to have time to make a stop at Chick Fill A? No, he will not. You need to think these things through. No taking naps while in flight, no getting a case of the horny, and don’t you dare look at Santa cross eyed, he likes boobs. Geez.

    These reindeer are acting like they never had weed. Are you inhaling? Is it nose candy, is that what you are on? You know you have to take the spoon out when it hits resistance. Powdered sugar, we don’t think so, we say Blitzen’s nose, all covered in white and glassy eyed. Do we have to put you in rehab before flying? If we let you fly like that, you will fly Santa right into a war zone. Comet is slapping you upside the head, no flying high. No getting into Santa’s brownies. If you get into Donalds, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Santa is watching, he knows when you are sleeping, when you are schtooping the secretaries, when you are misbehaving. Donald, you ended up in all of those lists. We hope you like porcelain, because we hear Santa has your assets on his seizure list. No gold commodes, junk food, bad make up. Santa is putting you in his special jail. The rest of you, Mazel tov, Happy Kwanza, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanuka.

  • Trump’s Damage..

    Trump can talk all he wants to about how great his economy is, how good his humans have it. The fact is, he is clearly out of touch with the people, all of us. Both sides are feeling the damage he continues to cause. It’s not whining, sour grapes, the struggle to survive is real. People are abandoning him right and left and still he continues to lie.

    If people were lucky enough to get food stamps, they might be able to purchase one of the buck chuck turkeys, or items to pull together one dinner for family. One dinner folks, not a months’ worth of food. If people don’t have families, that might take them thru the end of the month, not beyond. But since beef is so high, chicken, not a lot better, bird is what’s for dinner. If they manage to freeze some of the meat, it can be used later, or if they are willing to forgo the Rockwell image, grind some raw turkey breast for other meals, a meat loaf, pasta sauce. They can make soup. Some will do those things, most won’t. They want the Rockwell image of dad coming to the table with the whole bird, and a table groaning with food. The only thing groaning now is the public. The bygone days of the big Christmas tree with presents, big family feasts are over. Trump is the Grinch who stole all of it.

    Some of Trumps people have finally seen for themselves just how bad things have gotten, how its going to hurt their own families, friends. They said enough and have left the Titanic to sink alone. Ask any former Maga what they think of him now, and it’s not the warm fuzzy feelings of before. His damage runs so deep, healthcare, economy, everything is sinking fast. Our humans cannot withstand much more. Bertha says there will be a mass mutiny. The damage and lies cannot continue. He and Johnson et all must all be impeached, and charged with treason, fraud, aiding and abetting and malfeasance.

    Yes, Dime store Barbie, you, Brunette Barbie, Swastika Ken, Puppet Mike, all of you that aided and lied for him, helped him cover up lies, fraud, you all will face trial. MTG can be subpoenaed as a witness for the prosecution and will sing like a canary against you. You put this country in such danger on so many levels, it’s hard to pick just one crime.

    Trumps legacy of destroying the American dream, heathcare, safety of our people, need for Gestapo rounding up innocent people, stealing funds people earned, police need, hospitals are desperate for, not to mention putting a target on the backs of every American citizen. Folks, sheep tried to warn you. You would not listen. You laughed, called us crazy, lazy, it could not happen in this country, but it has and continues unless we stop this.

    It is time to rally in the streets peacefully and demand impeachment of Trump and his entire cabinet. Clean house, undo the pardons, re jail those who do not belong on the streets. It won’t get better; it will get worse. If you think Vance will be any better, you are deluding yourselves. The time was yesterday, it has to happen legally, peacefully, ethically, without violence for the good of all of our people on both sides.

    Millions of people

  • Bertha Talks Overcrowding

    Bertha’s latest trip to the hospital is a good description of what is really going on in hospitals today. On her most recent visit to the ER, she entered with her paperwork to explain her medical issues. Diverticulitis and Kidney stones are the things that can take down many a male and female. She being a sheep was no different. Her issues with vomiting and repeat visits from Montezuma were no laughing matter. The girl was in serious pain. She quietly took her turn waiting with the other humans, not expecting special treatment or white privilege. The opera by the two moaning divas was surprisingly not coming from her. She did hope either they were having a good time knocking boots or were getting treatment for that case of whatever. Her name got called and she walked into the exam room, fur disheveled as if she sat in a schwitz, weak, breath of snarl, and just utter pain. There was no mistake the woman was in severe pain.

    They sent her to wait a little longer still, then called her once more to follow the nurse to the utter abyss. Was it a repeat of covid, had there been an outbreak of Trump, was the plumbing broken? Let’s look at the last one, her plumbing was broken, she suffered from multiple issues causing blockages, extreme pain, and her pain. Thankfully it was not covid, and yes, all of this mess was caused by Trump and his miserable deal.

    It was a sea of gurneys filled with moaning. No it was not a Diddy party, rather a group of very sick, sad, miserable people. The two halls were filled with the same thing on both sides with only one and a half bathrooms to use for all. It was too much for the poor girl and she began to snarf. Oh Hell NO, this had to be a mistake, but the nurses stated due to overcrowding and not enough rooms, the overflow was kept there until one opened up. She winced in pain, then claimed her gurney and curled up. Her nurses were kind enough, they were not the problem. The system failed all of us. Twelve hours later, she was granted a room with a lovely lady. The problem was how to mount the bed. It was not made for a sheep with short legs. The poor dear kept trying to climb it like Mount Jenga, only to land on her toucas. If it had been sex that could have been one thing, but she was trying to climb on top and in, so the nurses could put iv’s in her arms. Then came the questions.

    Ever since Trump came into office, the questions asked became more and more personal and had nothing to do with medicine. “What was her religious preference? NUNYA. Was she on the pill? No. Was she pregnant? She is a transgendered sheep. Was she born in the US? The woman was a transplant. Was she documented? She had her shots and was fixed thank you. It went on and on, until the dance of the eyes occurred with the nurse. If Bertha wasn’t in such pain that woman would have had a serious bite on her toucas. She began to mover her items to the window cill, and they were grabbed and thrown into a bin. It was ON. Bertha felt a weave war mounting and not in a good way. Thankfully it was time for that witch to go home. Bertha snarfed and climbed into the bed after making one last climb moaning and groaning until she arrived, looking disheveled and needing a cigarette. All of that due to a mattress made for humans made in Russia. How Trump does it we don’t know. We don’t want to know.

    This of course is based on real events suffered by the writer using humor to describe what is a very unfunny situation that has taken hold of the American people. Our healthcare is under attack, Hospitals are facing huge budget cuts, nurses are working overtime with insufficient pay, and doctors are crying foul. Humans, if they can get healthcare are facing high premiums, long waits in the ER, only to be sent to situations like the one described above. There is no good excuse for it, none. Donald cannot make this go away. The public is suffering and nobody is immune. It doesn’t matter how wealthy, or whose your daddy, or baby mama. It does not care if you are famous or infamous. Nobody is immune. We witnessed firsthand elderly, middle class, the rich, and a few of the very rich on those gurney’s. People waiting for transplants, operations, who were in excruciating pain as we were, having to lie on a gurney too small for most people, the noise level too loud to obtain any rest. Unless one was given high doses of Morphine and happened to be in LaLa land, from the meds, you did not sleep.

    Once a bed was found, you were so exhausted, you could barely speak coherently. Yes, we would like to use the loo, and puke and crash when we hit the bed. Both Bertha and the writer did all literally and physically. We were the lucky ones. How about those without health insurance? It used to be if you landed in the hall, on a gurney, you had no health insurance. Now everyone is treated that way. Those who can make the needed changes to policy to prevent this from continuing refuse to do so. Do they really think they would get better treatment? As If. They will get fired by Donald and end up like the rest of us. That is reality folks.

    Donald et all are desperate to maintain status quo or worse. That is not what the founding fathers fought and died for. The current financial situation is no laughing matter. We see things on the news but think it can’t ever happen to us. It can and it is happening. It is alarming how hospitals are giving up and just tolerating it. No, it’s not to be tolerated, it is time to rage against the demented. This is still our country, all of ours. It does not care what color, choice, political affiliation, size, shape. Both sides are suffering.

    There is no magic pill, or procedure to make it go away. Think again please, you give too much freedom to convicted criminals in chief. No KKK or whatever they call themselves have a right to inflict any of this on any of us. Their guns will never make up for what they lack in the sack. Screeching like hyenas and beating themselves off won’t either. Yeah, we went there. No we don’ t want to change our post. We won’t be silenced or told to go away. Until things change, expect us to be in your faces, telling the truths you do not want out. Epstein is the tip of the iceberg folks. He is a wag the dog to keep Donald et all out of jail. No, we the people won’t be silenced, we are living the nightmare on Trump Street, and we are done with him and all who back him.

    I won’t name the hospital, it’s a major one in Mo. But it could be in any state, city, and the people have had enough. No more interviews to find out your personal information not connected to healthcare. It is a witch hunt. If you are paying Medicare and get billed for a room, and it’s a gurney, sorry, your money should stay in your pocket. No more picking the pockets of the people.

    You have a choice folks, don’t let any of this become the norm. It is not the norm. Nothing about this normal. It is criminal, we are getting abused and lied to and cheated. To the doctors and nurses who treated me, thank you. To those who suffered thru me, my sympathies. To Donald Trump and Mike Johnson, your day is coming. You will lose this farce.

  • Donald, I don’t know…

    Well at least he is honest, he really does not know anything. We always suspected, there was talk amongst his peers, the family pet, er, his son hinted at it. Donald, what country are you representing? “Honestly, I don’t know.” Donald, do you know where babies come from? ” I was told a lot of things, but I believe they are hatched.” Bertha wants to know if he remembers the night he had with Diddy. Sean, ya might want to cover your ears, this could get graphic. Sean can’t be reached right now; he is busy making license plates.” “I will tell you this, there were a lot of beautiful men and women there, I saw young girls, boys, farm animals, I heard the dog was scared.” Um Donald, that was at Epstein’s, not Diddy’s. “Potato, Potato.”

    The responses we have seen makes you wonder. If he can’t answer those questions, do we really want him to throw the football? Zelinski is saying “um, No.” He is saying Obama, maybe George, we know Satan can’t. If you ask Obama those questions, he might respond; “I never had a night with Diddy, never attended one of his parties. ” “I do know where babies come from, my daughters remind me of it every day.” “I know the people whom I represented, all of you, never had a dog that looked scared.” Barry, you know we love you, you have nothing to fear here. Barry wants to know what is that bag hanging off of Donald’s leg? Is he using a banana bag, or smuggling something illegal? Donald, what is in that bag? “It’s Prada, I got it in Japan.” He does not know. It is one thing to forget a birthday, maybe your address if you are really drunk, one of the women you dated. Trump does not know anything.

    His VP and aides don’t seem to be doing much better. They know there is a constitution, that it is a legal document, it exists, but they forget what it applies to. “No Donald you may not steal from the public to cover your toilet in gold.” Donald forgets the exact items he has inflicted on the public. Food is a biggie. No Donald, you did not lower price tags on groceries. Turkeys are looking at each other like whew, people can’t afford us this year. Well, not all turkeys will be protected. But most families won’t get the big shebang they are used to.

    Donald, do you realize how bad the economy is, what this shutdown is costing millions of people? “I totally have no idea what you are talking about. I lowered the price of beef and groceries, eggs and milk. I did this.” Yeah, you did this all right, people are starving, airlines can’t handle passengers and are cancelling flights. You don’t’ know? Let’s try this again, you do know, are not above the law, cannot re write the constitution, fire anyone you don’t agree with.

    SCOTUS knows, the American people know, we know you know. We know you are aware of what went down at Epstein’s and are using Andrew as your scapegoat. Yes, that we know. We know Diddy knows, ask Martha, she knows. Michael care to weigh in? You know. Playing hide the salami, pretending to be a daft prick or wanker is not going to get you out of this. The world knows that you know.

    Now, if you responded I don’t have all the answers now, but will get them for you, that would get you some respect. You didn’t and won’t, you want what you can’t have, you are a pariah, It does not take Nostradamus, or Baba Venga or any other visionary to see what you are. You are not a sheep in wool’s clothing; you are trying to paint yourself the victim. YOU know.

    Folks, as you Parce together your thanksgiving feast, perhaps spam, eggs and spam, spam and spam, be thankful that you know. Instead of roasting a turkey, let’s roast the biggest con artist, liar and cheat in office. Humans will get thru this, stronger and wiser, not as quick to buy snake oil, or its empty promises. Why, because we know. “I think she is just a petty, vindictive sheep, and no I don’t know her, but I know she doesn’t know.” Donald, I know.

  • Trump/Epstein, Here Kitty, Kitty

    Yes, folks you read right, I am not talking about cats. Trump and Epstein worked together to procure little girls and teens for dare we say it, Prince Andrew. Ya thought I was going to say Bill, didn’t you? Those pesky files Trump and others don’t want you to read or hear about are coming out. This shut down isn’t about what you were told; it’s a wag the dog to keep records kept by Maxwell and Epstein that directly tie Trump to what the two men called the Kitty aka pussy, patrol. Folks, sheep don’t lie. Our data comes from checked and rechecked sources already making the rounds on U Tube. Join us by going to https://groundnews.com/ihip , Trump and MAGA’s INSANE SCHEME to Keep The Government SHUTDOWN PERMANENTLY?! Trump can try all he wants to distract the public, hide the facts, but it’s also on CNN, MSNBC, BBC, so these lame duck attempts of keeping this quiet, plus his actual moments spent with underage girls, will be his undoing.

    Bertha knew he was a letch, watched how he chose females for the Apprentice. Were they YGHWTF, and if you have a brain, you get what sheep are saying here, if not, young girls he wants to $#%k. Bill didn’t like them that young, just stacked. Those kissing his bottom, know Trump has stuff on them and vice versa. Is it any wonder why he is in such a rush to block anyone who can bring this up in court?

    Hillary and the Obama’s are prepping for the big event, the popcorn is on standby, the wine and champagne is chilling, Bill is wiping his brow saying thank you Jesus. But humans the fear now is that anytime, we could be facing martial law to block votes, control the media, news, shut down the courts. Puppy has saved up his money for produce and melons for roughing the puppy. This will be better than the Superbowl, sorry guys, but isn’t it what we wanted to see? The people who could come forth will read like a rogue’s gallery of players, literally.

    SCOTUS is telling his lawyers, no immunity, no games, BS, lies, turn it all over by tonight or face long, painful, contempt charges. Trump may be facing his water loo. Melanoma already is shaking her head in disgust, suing, trying to silence the facts. Did she know? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. The palace is bracing for what could be a total upset, as if the Harry and William debacle wasn’t enough. The world is watching, laughing at the US. He won’t serve a third term, he will serve a life term in federal prison for rape, and every other charge he is faced with.

    Sheep see it this way, nobody goes to such great lengths if they are innocent. Innocent men sing like pigeons. We know its canary’s. They don’t try to rig elections, cheat, lie, jerrymander, if they are innocent. Players only want you when they are playing, isn’t that what Fleetwood Mac once sang. One has either gone into witness protection, or been killed to silence them, along with one of the little girls who did all three men. People asked why jail Ghislane, well to keep her silent, and have another accident to occur.

    Maga, your messiah is nothing more than a child molester, liar, cheat. You were lied to, used, all to get him in office to hide from potentially serious charges. It happens. He is no Christian; he used that for your votes. He meets with our enemies while we are supposed to be protecting Japan, Tokyo, which is treason. Until he and all of his cabinet are jailed, nobody is safe. He won’t see a third term so don’t expect one from him. Puppy is so angry he is shaking his squash. Hey, sheep don’t lie, we don’t need to. Donald, you better invest in a chastity belt.

  • No Kings, No Spying…

    The emperor has no clothes. He is trying to behave like a king, bare assed naked. He cannot change the constitution, declare martial war unless we are at war. Posing ICE agents and KKK as national guards is transparent. Humans are not going to let you bait them. Beating and harming innocent, peaceful protesters is not grounds to declare martial law.

    Humans we know those who were rained out are with us boycotting this fraud. You know he is a fraud, we know he is a fraud, those backing him are frauds. We know they are using Paragon and Pegasus to spy on us. Those are acts of desperate men, not men of honor. The signs must go viral, NO KINGS, NO SPYING. It is your right to speak up and out. It does not violate your rights to free speech. It does not threaten the security of the nation or its people. The Patriot Act was designed to silence you, these are designed to identify potential whistle blowers, journalists, politicos who oppose the actions of a con man and his billionaire boyfriends. But that isn’t enough for Trump, he is going after all of us, and yes that means you too Maga.

    It’s our turn to spy on him, unearth truths, inconvenient or not. Nobody can silence the truth. That is illegal. He knows it, they know it, we know it too. When all 50 states come together to speak up, out, that is not just free speech, it is a tidal wave nobody can ignore. Shutting down the government to harm the public is not the act of a president. It is the act of a peon. So, your followers in congress and senate who allow this are peonies. Grown men too afraid to speak up to con men, billionaires. Taking bribes for their votes, how pathetic is that. Lisa that is directed at you.

    To the military, you know what is right and wrong, sheep do not have to tell you attacking innocent people is wrong. You were not trained to attack peaceful protesters. You do not aim armed missiles at protesters for the purpose of blocking peaceful protests. This is not a terror nation, just a country trying to get by. You give them to Ukraine where they belong. You do not want to deal with the mental image of human flesh shredded in the streets of California. Yes humans, your president et all, planned that during the NO Kings Protests.

    Sheep like to laugh when things are funny, but none of this is funny. It is an embarrassment. Going after those who oppose you for crimes you insist, they committed. Well, you are nothing more than a pathetic, naked man, desperate to avoid sharing a cell with Diddy. Trust us, he isn’t too thrilled with that idea either. Come on Donald, we dare you to try to silence us. How will you sell this? I was getting assaulted by a mythical transgender sheep. Ok, and just how did he assault you? Were you caught romping carrots, doing hamsters or rodents. NEXT.

    Folks’ sheep are with you today even if weather prevented us from holding NO KINGS protests. We are with you in spirit.

    NO KINGS, NO SPYING.

  • Bertha’s Sources, Take Note

    Last night Bertha talked about Paragon and Pegasus. She wanted to give her sources. 479,489 views Sep 9, 2025 #spyware #ICE #trump

    Rachel Maddow alerts viewers to reports of a government contract with a spyware company that was banned during the Biden administration that is being reactivated by Donald Trump’s ICE. The company, Paragon Solutions, has offered no comment, nor has ICE, leaving it to the American public to remain vigilant for any overstepping by the Trump administration.   Our next MSNBC Live event is on October 11th in New York City! Buy Tickets Now: msnbc.com/live25 For more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day click here: https://www.msnbc.com/

    Bertha likes to make sure you know this didn’t come from left, no pun, field. Its not a joke or conspiracy theories. Folks, this is real. Nobody is going to put it out there like we will. Sheep won’t be silenced, and we do not take well to threats. Bring it Donald, it’s just more material for me to report. If they try to lie about it, say sheep are mad women, we take that as a compliment. We are their worst nightmares: Immigrants, transgendered, sheep. Let them chew on that one. They did not see that one coming.

    NO KINGS…NO SPYING

  • Bertha’s Warning You..

    Bertha likes to look at a variety of videos on U Tube. One such video was of Rachel Maddow in which she was discussing a disturbing issue that has chosen to be used by ICE to spy on journalists, humanitarians, anyone deemed to be the enemy. In reality, one company was forced down, but the other back in 2024 returned to be found in your phones. Both android and smart phones.

    The old song about Santa “seeing you when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake”, you get the idea. So, it’s no longer a matter of is it happening to all of us, the answer is YES. Both Pegasus and Paragon are programs hidden in your phones that watch everything you do. Bertha is snarfing mad. So much for privacy eh girl, we tried to warn you but were called hysterical sheep. Now truth is stranger than fiction, and for those who say, nah our government wouldn’t do that to us. Maga you are not immune.

    Imagine if you are having a steamy conversation with your paramour, your family, friends, colleagues, bosses, banks, all of it. Would you dream that even encrypted notes, texts, emails, phone numbers are private? Most of us would say of course they are, we have no worries.

    Hellooo, you should be paranoid at this point. Both Paragon and Pegasus were built to be undetectable. You won’t see it, feel it, notice it, but yes it watches your cameras, videos, even when you are sleeping. It was worldwide, now ICE uses it to snarf out those whom this president deems his enemies. You don’t have to be a journalist, immigrant, potential terrorist, (its original intent and use), ordinary humans male and female, sheep, are all targets, fair game.

    Bertha says it is time to go rogue, and if people’s retinas get damaged, it’s their own fault. If they are going to spy on her while she is undressing, or having a steamy romp on video, she is going to flaunt them. She is going to go full frontal and show off her toucas. Don’t say you were not warned. It won’t be pretty, and if she has had to forgo a shave or wax, tan, or plucking, it could be what separates the men from the sheep. Puppy warned too, if you catch him romping carrots, or squash, a melon, it’s on.

    So ya might want to warn junior not to use the vacuum, or bleach bottle to get his ya ya’s. It could end up on Tik Tock or be held forever to be brought back out for blackmail. That goes for anyone horny, alone, and in need of a good, well you get it. Bring on the hamsters and toys, its show time. Ya thought we were done with the Diddy jokes, we are just getting started. Don’t worry guys, those whom he played house with are off limits. Yeah, we can feel the sighs of relief a mile away. Humans, sheep have no reasons to lie. Eric Snowden tried to warn you, and you called him enema of the state. Was he lying, NO.

    As far out and crazy as this sounds, do you really want to take a chance? NO, we are not trying to say this to control your behaviors. Far from it. We just want you to pick and choose what you want discovered. ICE and Trump are pulling out every form of nazi tactics they can. They will pick those people or groups whom they want shut down, locked up and put away for free speech. If you are talking while in the loo, and are sending files, or photos, it’s not private. It is as bad as putting a tracking device where hamsters fear to tread.

    Bertha has not been nipping at the sherry, nor tequila, nor any other form of alcohol or medications. These are cold, hard, facts the Trump groups don’t want you to know about, and hello, some are coming out of you guessed it, Israel. Ya thought Russia had a hard on to spy on us. Bertha knows when this comes out, she will be getting a knock on the door. That is when she goes full frontal, in drag, and sports the fake tat of a Maga sheep. Stop breaking wind, she is not Maga.

    For those who still think it’s not possible, look up Paragon and Pegasus. Sheep guarantee you might get flagged as they don’t want you to discover their dirty secrets. Sheep don’t lie. We do our due diligence. We research everything, and if we think you need to know we tell you. BBC, The Guardian, MSNBC, all have researched this, and shown it on various programs. 60 Minutes did a show on this a while back. We are not inhaling.

    You won’t see it if you pull your phone apart, can’t detect it, it’s done via the towers that send the signals. Nobody is immune folks, seriously. No party is immune. Sheep think it’s time for a full moon uprising. No kings, NO spying.

  • Are You Still Doing Great?

    “Consumers are already facing mounting economic uncertainty. The last government shutdown – a 34-day closure during Trump’s first term, the longest closure in U.S. history – shaved $11 billion off the country’s economic output, according to the Congressional Budget Office.”

    “When those paychecks start to dry up, and military is a big one, that’s when purchases, childcare, buying basic things like groceries – that’s when it starts to impact people beyond the government,” said G. William Hoagland, senior vice president at the Bipartisan Policy Center, a Washington think tank. “It’s a slow burn, but it gets worse as it goes on.”*(Taken verbatim from

    The pain from the government shutdown is about to hit the public

    Jacob Bogage and Hannah Natanson, (c) 2025 , The Washington Post

    Sun, October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM CDT·7 min read)

    Unless you are living under a rock, sheep don’t have to tell you how bad things have become under Trump. Nobody is immune, as MGT has admitted, yet even she still stands by him. Guys, you are not doing better, things are not great, and the risk of war has never been greater.

    Sheep are tired of the groups that can only focus on antiquated ideals and a very unrealistic option for families. Unless you are married to Bezos or Musk, or any of the oligarchs, for the average family, single, it takes two incomes to just break even. That is of course if their jobs have survived the fiscal nightmare that continues to unfold.

    Sheep see the look in the eyes of those trying to afford groceries, diapers, baby formula, or any other item they attempt to purchase. If sheep had a dollar for every person that have seen that has to put back an item, we would be wealthy. If you are very lucky, a rare creature will be behind you offering to help pay for your groceries or gas. We know how often that one happens. We said it’s a rare event.

    Sheep keep scratching our wigs trying to figure out why people still are enamored with someone who does not give a horses behind about them. He is not making this a better world. He is not representing the public of any party. He has created a climate of hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, and any other ism, phobia, created, twisted even beyond sheep and produce romping. Honestly all that is missing is the hamsters and toys, which I am sure Diddy knows all about.

    Humans are hurting, and like all of you, we feel your pain. Like you we are also suffering from Trump/Maga, just intolerance fatigue. Lies about everything, countries terrified to breathe. We get it. Truly it’s not helpful to be arguing over healthcare, or other matters, shutting down the government, just to prove who has the larger apparatus, using that as distraction from what is really happening. Yeah guys, sheep see thru it, can spot liars a mile away. You can fool the public but sheep, no.

    Worse, using religion to try to sway people to act in unnatural ways, as a means of control, really? Ya think that one is going to work. New World Order is not something we signed on for. Oh but sheep, this is for the fiscal good, the way women are to behave. You knew that was coming. Ladies, that is what rolling pins and cast iron are for. In this economy two incomes barely is enough, one won’t make it.

    Bertha is looking at you giving the side eye to the morons who came up with that one. Do they want to be bitten in places we cannot get into? If you want kids, trust us, that one won’t fly. Your country is a laughingstock. Shag me Barbie, and I will do you Ken are not what we want running congress or making choices for us. Putting war mongers in office to force martial law, and bypassing midterm elections, are on the agenda folks, be ready for it. Bullets over Broadway might have been fun in theory or in plays, but Nukes over Everyone has that permanent, we can’t get rid of it, bad taste that lingers.

    Let us guess, we will be greeted with care to re write this? Hell no, we are not going anywhere. Humans are getting lied to, spied on, preyed upon, twisted, abused, stolen from, starved. You are losing houses, businesses, rights, civil liberties, abilities to get medical care, everything, including your safety. Yet you still insist on backing something that is so mind-bendingly corrupt and cringe, even Satan is looking at this with the Pet Goat saying NO folks, don’t go there. Bush has left the house, along with old time religion and common sense.

    You can paint lipstick on shit but pigs won’t use it. There is no selling the big, beautiful, crock of shit to people who see thru it. We know it’s bad, they know it’s bad, the world knows it’s bad. Before we all have nukes shoved where the moon can’t shine, let’s rethink this. Go back to basics, the needs of the people, all of them, the world, if it needs help, offer. Don’t lie with your fingers crossed behind your back telling people you have peace. No, you have a con job waiting to unfold. Two drivers, one nutter. There is no Nobel Peace Prize for lying.

    The pain is real and getting worse, humans make the right choice before all of them are robbed away from you. Midterms VOTE. Your lives literally depend on it. There are no kings, only squatters whom we can’t get out of the White House and Congress and Senate. We don’t need a Hitler and Mussolini re doux, and we really don’t want to go back to the dark ages. Wake up, even if you must vote republican, pick someone who really cares for all of us, not a few or lily white. Pick someone who knows if we don’t get affordable healthcare, everyone loses, but the Chinese win. Chew on that a while. Let’s make sure all of our military and guards are paid, laid, not betrayed. Let’s pay those TSA so we stop the madness in the air and airports. Stop speaking out against your own best interests. Demand Better, we only get one shot at this, now isn’t the time to blow it.

  • Bertha is Pissed Off..

    Much like the rest of the world, Bertha is pissed off. She is tired of people refusing to let con man Trump run loose. She is tired of his trying to behave like a spoiled frat boy. Yeah we know, he isn’t who we think he is, is working with the feds, to get the bigger fish. To catch a carp, you have to think like a trout. If it was truly just one maniac running the country, he would already be Diddy’s bedmate. No camp cupcake, hardcore, no frills, no choice of position assumed.

    Bertha is tired of having to watch humans suffering at the grocery stores, losing jobs, getting harassed for having a mustache. You assume we are talking about immigrants, oh no sweetie, we are talking the coiffed, high-end dames that shop on rodeo drive. If you are seeing them sporting a handlebar, things are getting bad. Things people depend on to keep them sane, their toucas uptight without implants, standing at attention. We are talking caffeine dammit. That wonder drug that people imbibe is good for more than controlling the urge to slap a hoe and maggot. 30 dollars a can, and people need at least 3 to get thru the month, times 12? Do the math, that is a lot of drugs that can multitask. Who knew?

    But it’s those who are telling you what we can buy, or not, how we can use our credit cards or not, get loans with insane interest rates that keep you in poverty. Is it any wonder why she is pissed off? Now we are worrying about how we pay for any of this if there is a shut down. Halloo its hitting home. Did the republicans think it could not affect them, really? MTG knows, finally the woman woke up, now if we can get her to stop backing the shit bum in office. Girl wake up.

    Bertha turns on U tube and is told every other hour the nukes are coming, the sky is falling, someone is going to get slapped. Folks, nobody will announce they are coming. You will be sipping your coffee, and all of a sudden, that coffee will be giving you the mother of all wake up calls. That is how it works. Zelinski knows how it works, the CIA knows, FBI, NSA, and let’s not forget those people called crazy. Did you know your phones are spying on you? Edward Snowden knew, CIA knew, Elon Musk knows. Is it any wonder why we have no privacy?

    Oh sheep, you can’t say that the public isn’t supposed to know. They know now. You are not supposed to know news is manipulated, to get the desired results. It’s not the reporters, it’s the networks, so nobody is getting the news, you are getting manipulated stories designed to play on your fears, feelings and religious beliefs cherry picked for your pleasure. It comes in small, medium, and for those needing something bigger, or well endowed, extra-large. Yes, sheep went there.

    Bertha is pissed off and you humans should be too. Nobody should be tolerating a mad man who manipulates the courts, media and free speech, shuts down the government and refuses to pay those whom we most need. If you are not angry and pissed off, we want to know why? One of your own is mad, one of your party. She is proving nobody is immune. What could you possibly be thinking he is doing that is protecting anyone? Putin? Is that your hand up?

    Oy, people we can and will get thru this together, we might be slapping he same people with a shared cup of coffee, but we will get there. Things might deflate, need Viagra, a harness, Preparation H, but we will get there. Those with a handlebar mustache? Um, ladies, that isn’t in style right now, ya might need to get that one waxed.

    Let the rappers blare, let freedom ring, let’s let people not give a damn about little things. None of this is actually hurting you, nobody needs to die if someone is gay, or trans, if someone speaks multiple languages, isn’t lily white or has a mixed marriage. If a kid wants to read Salinger or Kerouac, so what? Would you rather have them reading how to build an atomic bomb? Don’t worry if they are learning about sex, hell, they might teach you something you need to know. They know more than we do anyway. Last time I checked Tiramisu was dessert, um Bertha whispered it’s a lot more fun. Right. Pick your battles, get angry over things that affect all of us. Things we know that are truly wrong.

    But do not follow false prophets who are running naked in the streets, there are no kings, just those demented creatures from our nightmares.