BERTHA IS WAITING FOR THE ULTIMATE CAT FIGHT. SHE HAS PURCHASED POPCORN, DOOR DASH, HAS ORDERED A PORTA POTTY TO AVOID MISSING A SECOND OF WHAT MANY ARE WAITING FOR, THAT IS, THE ULTIMATE CAT FIGHT. NOW YOU MAY WONDER WHO THIS CAT FIGHT WILL FEATURE, BUT WE ALREADY KNOW SHAG ME BARBIE, KRISTIE THE DOG KILLER, JASMINE CROCKETT, AND ALL OF THOSE BALLSEY DAMES IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE. WE ARE THROWING IN CASH PATEL IN THERE TOO, AS WELL. IT WON’T TAKE MUCH TO STRIP HIM AND PUT HIM IN A DOG COLLAR. IS IT JUST US OR DOES THAT MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE WAS CAUGHT IN A GAY BATHHOUSE WHERE THE RODENTS ARE TAKING REVENGE.

BERTHA HAS HAD HER SHARE OF CAT FIGHTS, WEAVE WARS, THE USE OF SAFETY PINS TO CAUSE THE DEFLATION OF ALL OF THOSE FAKE TITS AND TOUCASES. SHE HAS MONEY ON CROCKETT, AND THAT OLDER GAL WHO SHOWS TEETH. YEP, THROW IN HILLARY, AND THERE IS NO WAY TRUMP’S TEAM CAN COME CLOSE TO WINNING. EVERY FEMALE AND MALE VICTIM OF THOSE DEMONS HAS MONEY IN THIS GAME. THEY ARE EVEN OFFERING WHERE TO THROW THE PUNCHES THAT WON’T LEAVE SCARS BUT WILL REQUIRE A BIKE PUMP AND A LOT OF PLASTER TO FIX THE REPAIRS. SHEEP ARE NOT ADVOCATING VIOLENCE, BUT IF IT COMES DOWN TO RIPPING OFF THE BRAS AND SPANX…IT’S ON.

NOBODY SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS CAT FIGHT. IT’S BEEN BREWING FOR A WHILE WITH THE HEARINGS IN CONGRESS AND SENATE. SHAG ME BARBIE HAS BEEN PLAYING HIDE THE SALAMIE WITH FACTS AND TRUTH FOR A WHILE NOW, AND KRISTIE THE DOG KILLER HAS BEEN PULLING THE SAME SHIT. TRUMP MUST BE GETTING A THREESOME WITH THOSE TWO. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY AGREE TO LIE FOR HIM? HE ISN’T ATTRACTIVE, LACKS INTELLIGENCE, COMMON SENSE, AND A SENSITIVITY CHIP. HE IS NO PRZE LADIES. IF IT’S NOT A THREESOME, IT CAN’T BE MONEY HE HAS NONE. EVEN HIS JOCKEY SHORTS ARE LEVERAGED TO THE HILT. AS FOR WHY CASH IS BACKING HIM? OY DUDE, HE JUST ISN’T THAT INTO YOU. HE IS USING YOU.

BERTHA IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS CAT FIGHT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF AND THE DAMES ARE HOT. IT WON’T TAKE MUCH TO PROVOKE THEM. THE SECOND THAT BLONDE BIMBO STARTS TO FILLIBUSTER, DEFEND TRUMP, SHE IS SACKED. THERE COMES A POINT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY NO TO THE BLEACH. THIS IS THE SAD RESULT. SAME WITH BOTOX AND FILLERS. IF BERTHA HAD THEM, THE POOR DEAR WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SIT, HER TITS WOULD SUFFOCATE HER, AND HER CHEEKS WOULD EXPLODE. IT’S HARD ENOUGH TO BRAID THE NOSE HAIR FILLERS WOULD JUST MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE. THE OTHER DAMES KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN. DO YOU SEE HILLARY SPORTING THE WE ARE MANNEQUIN LOOK? HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THE WOMAN IS STILL SO SHARP, IT’S NOT BLEACHED.

YOU HAVE TO FIND HUMOR WITH THIS WHERE YOU CAN. BERTHA HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO EXPLODE FOR A WHILE NOW. GUYS, GET YOUR BETS ON AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. PUPPY HAS HIS CRUDITE PLATTER READY, HIS ROOM IS READY TO ROUGH THE PUPPY. NO ROUGHING THE CAT, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME? I TRIED TO WARN YOU CATS DON’T LIKE WATER, BUT YOU INSISTED ON TRYING TO USE HER FOR PEELING YOUR MELONS. YOU WALKED SIDE SADDLE FOR A WEEK. JUST INVITE HER IN FOR SOME REFRESHMENTS AND TO WATCH THE FIGHT. BETTER YET, THROW HER INTO THE FIGHT. YOU WILL HEAR MORE SWEARING THAN A CATHOLIC IN A DRUNKEN ORGY. NO PROUD BOYS TO SEPARATE THE TEAMS, NO SWAT TEAMS TO HOSE THEM DOWN. ICE HAS NO JURISDICTION: NO CLAIMING LOCAL TERRORISTS WHO BELONG IN A COMMUNE.

THERE WILL BE RULES, NO SLAPPING, GRABBING, BITING, KICKING, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, IF YOU REMOVE A WIG, OR FAKE ONES, MOVE ON. CASH, IT’S EVERY DAME FOR HERSELF, SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN THE TRUTH AND TEETH WILL COME OUT.

. NOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL HERESAY. YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM SHEEP. ASK FOX FOR THE DETAILS, OR IF IT’S NOT THERE, THEY WILL MAKE IT UP. NOBODY WILL BE WEARING FLACK JACKETS, OR HELMETS, MEANING MAKE SURE YOUR EXTENSIONS ARE AT A FULL UPRIGHT POSITION, YOUR TITS FASTENED, AND YOUR TOUCAS READY TO RUMBLE.

GAME ON…..

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Much like humans, Bertha is also suffering. Grocery shopping has become a dance of tetras. No, it’s not trying to fit things in her fridge or freezer that is a whole different animal. She is playing Jenga with her bills to fit everything in, then going to the grocery store to find what will extend a full month. How humans think they can spend a month of salary or social security on one holiday meal is insane. Guys, you have to go beyond that turkey. Trust me that bird isn’t going to fly any farther.

She has devised a system that she deploys each time she thinks of doing something crazy. No, kneeing someone in the groin is separate, she has a plan for that too. She gives her face and body a hard look, shows no mercy. If she is seeing a monkey staring back at her, she knows it’s time for some serious work. Hey, things deflate, need a refill, things need a good wax, pluck, sometimes a harness, never a G string. That is way too dangerous for a sheep. Must we go there? Wigs need to be fixed, snarl removed and upper lips waxed and under eye bags, hidden. That takes money. If she doesn’t have it, she must improvise.

Trump’s miserable plan just isn’t cutting it. Who knew duct tape had so many uses? Wait, what are you thinking, because sheep are thinking that, but that is for another rant. No, duct tape is wonderful. She uses that to hold the wigs on her head, waxes her legs, pits, repairs deflating implants, even has used it as a harness when things go south. The bike pump is sort of working; it has taken a lot of blowing things to keep them up. Yes, we heard what we just said. Dirty minds think alike. Crisco has doubled as lotion, tanning lotion, face cream. Preparation H isn’t bad for under eye bags, but she prefers tea bags. I know, a tea bag situation, sort of.

What do you expect, when bills come first over beauty. One learns to improvise. If things need a good braid, well, we just have to go back to plyers. The sting uncrosses the eyes. Ladies you need to do what you need to do, no judgement. Bertha totally gets it. Ok, when she is done with her tackle box, mind out of the gutter, she looks at her grocery list. Coffee is a safety issue, so yes please. Ditto for chocolate, and strangely grapefruit. Men won’t get it, some might. She refuses to overextend her budget. Nope, she is not going to go broke trying to create a Norman Rockwell event. Santa gets it too. He is on a Jenga budget, but not for those he chooses to gift.

Bertha has learned to get the most bangs for the buck. No blowing needed. That comes if she has energy left over. She is learning to keep things in her pantry, fridge and freezer, while getting a facial, uplift, and a fix for hot flashes. Show us a holiday meal that will do all of that with leftovers. We don’t think so. You are still wondering about that damn G string aren’t you? You asked for it, it’s not pretty.

Blame the politico who insisted she go bare. Bertha does not go bare for anyone. Have you seen the crying game? Santa has. She tried a G string only to get all twisted up, stuck and trying not to release violet flavored OH NO’s! Puppy kept trying to undo her, only to get his carrot caught, and then he was crying. Damn Epstein, he had to fix her up with that perv. Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out who the perv was? No, Bill isn’t into that, neither is Hillary, or Obama. And you thought he was just into little kids. Now, are we talking about Donald or Putin or both? That incident left her very sore and more exposed than being full frontal. Things are not supposed to get caught, trapped, unless you are in a Diddy video. We warned you, and this is the clean version, we won’t go any further.

But for reals, Bertha understands the pain humans are going thru. If you think Eminem is telling it like it is, and he is folks, like it or not, sheep are going to totally piss you off. No lies, cheating, trying to snow the public to undo the mess Trump has created. Those who still think the economy is great, we are safer than ever, prices have gone down, terrorism is caused by immigrants, and grocery prices have gone down? Yo, we have some home sheep who will tell you that killing national guards, innocent people in the street, those whose opinions you don’t like, judges and congress members you threaten with death threats, idiots in office who can’t flush a toilet, much less attempt detente, must we go on?

The economy is in the trotter; we are not safer with Trump in office nor any of his minions. It’s time to get real folks, it’s time to go street on his behind. Medieval is good too, we won’t snarf at that, but to just accept status quo? That isn’t an option. This is why Santa has Trump et all on his Naughty list. He knows what is happening and isn’t looking the other way. When economy issues hit the North Pole, effecting Santa, his elves and reindeer, that is time to grab him by the produce, and send his behind and his cronies packing. You thought this was going to be nice and candy sweet. Bertha is snarfing, the girl is actually heaving, causing her tits to fly out and toucas to fly.

Sheep will always tell it straight, it isn’t going to be PC and it won’t be filled with violets and daffodils, Puppy is romping produce in solidarity. We feel you puppy. Sheep feel your frustration and pain. You are welcome.

Happy Kwanza, Chanukah, Christmas, Mozel Tov to all who celebrate in their own way. Sheep are not going to judge you. Whatever makes you happy, sing, tweet, speak your mind, stay afloat your way. Sheep want you to know we are with you always, have your backs.

Yes, it is that time of the year again, no, not tax season, the Super Bowl, and not Taylor Swift’s wedding. This is the Biggie, as Santa is gathering all of his intel on who is on his Naughty LIST. Hello. We already know who makes the top of the list, but those working with him have been given a place as well.

Before we get to that list, sheep thought it would be fun to see what is going on behind the scenes at the North Pole. Now kiddies, go in the other room as this is not meant for little ears. Ok, now that the little ones are out of the room we can give the real lowdown.

So, what is happening at the North Pole? The reindeer are busy getting ready for the big trip. They got their stink weed ready for the flight, and Mrs. Claus is packing some brownies for Santa. Did you really think Santa only ran on sugar cookies? Get real. Donner has been caught in a three way with some of the elves, one being under snowflakes. No, it wasn’t a child, minds out of the gutter, he isn’t Donald. Santa sent her on vacation; we can’t discuss the particulars. We know what you are thinking, we cannot talk as there is a gag order, no pun intended. We went there. Prancer is busy keeping her figure, has been using Ozempic, the girl won’t touch protein, frustrating the hell out of the males. Nope, no sugar, no protein. Wait, are we talking about the same things? Hmm.

Mrs. Claus was on Ozempic, is looking more like a rap goddess than a mamma bear. Did we get implants? Santa will never tell. He isn’t complaining. Vixen, Cupid, Commit, have been busy trying to start an anti-Maga movement. No homophobia, racism, bigotry, agism, or other for them. They had a meeting. They had enough just from seeing what is happening back home. None of that will do at the North Pole. They want everyone treated equally, and immigration is not dealt with raids. Santa said No to ICE.

The elves are busy gathering the names for Santa, they have been throwing a buffet, trade to see who is getting what. Sherm is calling an audible, he claimed Swiss Kriss for Mike Johnson, and JD Vance. The little rat from the other side, is pushing for Rubio, Kennedy, and Collins to get special brownies. Bobert and Blonde Barbie are getting their conditioner replaced with Nair. Spank Me Ken is getting his Viagra replaced with placebos. This is getting brutal; those elves are not playing. Do we blame them, they can’t afford their healthcare, their social security is under fire, and food stamps are under fire. They had to replace their turkeys with spam. One had to have a tofurky, ouch.

They know who has caused their demise, and that of others. They are not going to show any mercy. Those who caused the shutdown will feel it the hardest. A night with Diddy, who hasn’t had a female or other for some time. They have it in for Andrew and Ghislane too. Bill is getting a slap on the wrist, and no cigars, Monica. We know what Santa has in for Donald and Putin. Zelinski is on his good list. But the punishment for the others is going to be harsh. No tinsel, or glitz, no expense accounts, or trips abroad. That is for people who didn’t misbehave. You are wondering about MTG and Lisa, some of the turncoats. The elves have been debating on their gifts. They have spoken up, and against the wrongs. Mrs. Claus thinks they will be ok, but they might lose their Metformin for a while. Sorry ladies, you will be on your own, I would purchase a larger size of jeans.

Santa can accept that for those people. But he has serious punishment coming for Donald. Santa knows what he has done, whom he has harmed, those who he abused, killed or have killed, beaten up, bought for their silence. Yep, Santa is putting together the mother of paybacks for him. In the meantime, the elves are preparing those gifts, and sending them far apart for those for children, who will get more than a pencil, or doll. Yes, he knows about that too. Santa is shaking his head in disgust. Donald sleep with one eye open and wear goggles. It wouldn’t hurt to have a chastity belt and corks.

Now you all thought I would say something violent, but sheep don’t play like that. We are not like his neo nazi groups, we don’t carry arms or advocate violence. We know, the gifts. Trust us, those will make their eyes cross for a while, but it won’t kill them. The judge told us we can’t send rodents; Diddy likes them too much. Now for those who are not on his list, they know who they are, but we will list them too.

Those who are on Santa’s goody list. Of course, Joe, Barack, Dick, Schumer, James, you know who you are, Comey, all who have been fighting for humans, kids. Santa wants you to know you have not been forgotten. Expect good things to happen, to arrive, and to share. Santa has been watching all of you, journalists, U Tubers, who have done your bit to protect us, inform us. Expect lots of bright packages filled with healthcare that is affordable for all, social security that won’t go down, while rates go up. Food for all humans that is affordable and accessible. While Santa is trying to deal with immigration issues, he won’t let anyone suffer. Ice will be given the door, and Donald handcuffs, not fur lined. It won’t fit in his sleigh, but you will get them. It might not come with tinsel or bright colors, but you will know where they came from. Santa knows who deserves the best.

The elves are dancing at the thought the repression will soon be over, that dancing to Slim Shady, Rhianna, Snoop, and Dre, munching on affordable groceries, sipping eggnog and sugar cookies. Mrs. Claus is making her dishes sugar free, and Santa is sipping sugar free hot chocolate. If healthcare is going to go up, he is making sure his health is in good standing, if not, he is ahead of the game.

Will reindeer face the music for the three-way? No telling, the jury is still out on that. Santa doesn’t block birth control, so ladies, we know you need to get your groove on, at least you can do so without worry. Those reindeer who have been caught misbehaving, trying to stash, guys, really? If Santa has to inhale at least get him the good stuff, not that stuff that wreaks of angry skunks. What do you plan to do when you get the munchies? Did you plan for that? Do you think Santa is going to have time to make a stop at Chick Fill A? No, he will not. You need to think these things through. No taking naps while in flight, no getting a case of the horny, and don’t you dare look at Santa cross eyed, he likes boobs. Geez.

These reindeer are acting like they never had weed. Are you inhaling? Is it nose candy, is that what you are on? You know you have to take the spoon out when it hits resistance. Powdered sugar, we don’t think so, we say Blitzen’s nose, all covered in white and glassy eyed. Do we have to put you in rehab before flying? If we let you fly like that, you will fly Santa right into a war zone. Comet is slapping you upside the head, no flying high. No getting into Santa’s brownies. If you get into Donalds, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Santa is watching, he knows when you are sleeping, when you are schtooping the secretaries, when you are misbehaving. Donald, you ended up in all of those lists. We hope you like porcelain, because we hear Santa has your assets on his seizure list. No gold commodes, junk food, bad make up. Santa is putting you in his special jail. The rest of you, Mazel tov, Happy Kwanza, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanuka.

Bertha’s latest trip to the hospital is a good description of what is really going on in hospitals today. On her most recent visit to the ER, she entered with her paperwork to explain her medical issues. Diverticulitis and Kidney stones are the things that can take down many a male and female. She being a sheep was no different. Her issues with vomiting and repeat visits from Montezuma were no laughing matter. The girl was in serious pain. She quietly took her turn waiting with the other humans, not expecting special treatment or white privilege. The opera by the two moaning divas was surprisingly not coming from her. She did hope either they were having a good time knocking boots or were getting treatment for that case of whatever. Her name got called and she walked into the exam room, fur disheveled as if she sat in a schwitz, weak, breath of snarl, and just utter pain. There was no mistake the woman was in severe pain.

They sent her to wait a little longer still, then called her once more to follow the nurse to the utter abyss. Was it a repeat of covid, had there been an outbreak of Trump, was the plumbing broken? Let’s look at the last one, her plumbing was broken, she suffered from multiple issues causing blockages, extreme pain, and her pain. Thankfully it was not covid, and yes, all of this mess was caused by Trump and his miserable deal.

It was a sea of gurneys filled with moaning. No it was not a Diddy party, rather a group of very sick, sad, miserable people. The two halls were filled with the same thing on both sides with only one and a half bathrooms to use for all. It was too much for the poor girl and she began to snarf. Oh Hell NO, this had to be a mistake, but the nurses stated due to overcrowding and not enough rooms, the overflow was kept there until one opened up. She winced in pain, then claimed her gurney and curled up. Her nurses were kind enough, they were not the problem. The system failed all of us. Twelve hours later, she was granted a room with a lovely lady. The problem was how to mount the bed. It was not made for a sheep with short legs. The poor dear kept trying to climb it like Mount Jenga, only to land on her toucas. If it had been sex that could have been one thing, but she was trying to climb on top and in, so the nurses could put iv’s in her arms. Then came the questions.

Ever since Trump came into office, the questions asked became more and more personal and had nothing to do with medicine. “What was her religious preference? NUNYA. Was she on the pill? No. Was she pregnant? She is a transgendered sheep. Was she born in the US? The woman was a transplant. Was she documented? She had her shots and was fixed thank you. It went on and on, until the dance of the eyes occurred with the nurse. If Bertha wasn’t in such pain that woman would have had a serious bite on her toucas. She began to mover her items to the window cill, and they were grabbed and thrown into a bin. It was ON. Bertha felt a weave war mounting and not in a good way. Thankfully it was time for that witch to go home. Bertha snarfed and climbed into the bed after making one last climb moaning and groaning until she arrived, looking disheveled and needing a cigarette. All of that due to a mattress made for humans made in Russia. How Trump does it we don’t know. We don’t want to know.

This of course is based on real events suffered by the writer using humor to describe what is a very unfunny situation that has taken hold of the American people. Our healthcare is under attack, Hospitals are facing huge budget cuts, nurses are working overtime with insufficient pay, and doctors are crying foul. Humans, if they can get healthcare are facing high premiums, long waits in the ER, only to be sent to situations like the one described above. There is no good excuse for it, none. Donald cannot make this go away. The public is suffering and nobody is immune. It doesn’t matter how wealthy, or whose your daddy, or baby mama. It does not care if you are famous or infamous. Nobody is immune. We witnessed firsthand elderly, middle class, the rich, and a few of the very rich on those gurney’s. People waiting for transplants, operations, who were in excruciating pain as we were, having to lie on a gurney too small for most people, the noise level too loud to obtain any rest. Unless one was given high doses of Morphine and happened to be in LaLa land, from the meds, you did not sleep.

Once a bed was found, you were so exhausted, you could barely speak coherently. Yes, we would like to use the loo, and puke and crash when we hit the bed. Both Bertha and the writer did all literally and physically. We were the lucky ones. How about those without health insurance? It used to be if you landed in the hall, on a gurney, you had no health insurance. Now everyone is treated that way. Those who can make the needed changes to policy to prevent this from continuing refuse to do so. Do they really think they would get better treatment? As If. They will get fired by Donald and end up like the rest of us. That is reality folks.

Donald et all are desperate to maintain status quo or worse. That is not what the founding fathers fought and died for. The current financial situation is no laughing matter. We see things on the news but think it can’t ever happen to us. It can and it is happening. It is alarming how hospitals are giving up and just tolerating it. No, it’s not to be tolerated, it is time to rage against the demented. This is still our country, all of ours. It does not care what color, choice, political affiliation, size, shape. Both sides are suffering.

There is no magic pill, or procedure to make it go away. Think again please, you give too much freedom to convicted criminals in chief. No KKK or whatever they call themselves have a right to inflict any of this on any of us. Their guns will never make up for what they lack in the sack. Screeching like hyenas and beating themselves off won’t either. Yeah, we went there. No we don’ t want to change our post. We won’t be silenced or told to go away. Until things change, expect us to be in your faces, telling the truths you do not want out. Epstein is the tip of the iceberg folks. He is a wag the dog to keep Donald et all out of jail. No, we the people won’t be silenced, we are living the nightmare on Trump Street, and we are done with him and all who back him.

I won’t name the hospital, it’s a major one in Mo. But it could be in any state, city, and the people have had enough. No more interviews to find out your personal information not connected to healthcare. It is a witch hunt. If you are paying Medicare and get billed for a room, and it’s a gurney, sorry, your money should stay in your pocket. No more picking the pockets of the people.

You have a choice folks, don’t let any of this become the norm. It is not the norm. Nothing about this normal. It is criminal, we are getting abused and lied to and cheated. To the doctors and nurses who treated me, thank you. To those who suffered thru me, my sympathies. To Donald Trump and Mike Johnson, your day is coming. You will lose this farce.

Well at least he is honest, he really does not know anything. We always suspected, there was talk amongst his peers, the family pet, er, his son hinted at it. Donald, what country are you representing? “Honestly, I don’t know.” Donald, do you know where babies come from? ” I was told a lot of things, but I believe they are hatched.” Bertha wants to know if he remembers the night he had with Diddy. Sean, ya might want to cover your ears, this could get graphic. Sean can’t be reached right now; he is busy making license plates.” “I will tell you this, there were a lot of beautiful men and women there, I saw young girls, boys, farm animals, I heard the dog was scared.” Um Donald, that was at Epstein’s, not Diddy’s. “Potato, Potato.”

The responses we have seen makes you wonder. If he can’t answer those questions, do we really want him to throw the football? Zelinski is saying “um, No.” He is saying Obama, maybe George, we know Satan can’t. If you ask Obama those questions, he might respond; “I never had a night with Diddy, never attended one of his parties. ” “I do know where babies come from, my daughters remind me of it every day.” “I know the people whom I represented, all of you, never had a dog that looked scared.” Barry, you know we love you, you have nothing to fear here. Barry wants to know what is that bag hanging off of Donald’s leg? Is he using a banana bag, or smuggling something illegal? Donald, what is in that bag? “It’s Prada, I got it in Japan.” He does not know. It is one thing to forget a birthday, maybe your address if you are really drunk, one of the women you dated. Trump does not know anything.

His VP and aides don’t seem to be doing much better. They know there is a constitution, that it is a legal document, it exists, but they forget what it applies to. “No Donald you may not steal from the public to cover your toilet in gold.” Donald forgets the exact items he has inflicted on the public. Food is a biggie. No Donald, you did not lower price tags on groceries. Turkeys are looking at each other like whew, people can’t afford us this year. Well, not all turkeys will be protected. But most families won’t get the big shebang they are used to.

Donald, do you realize how bad the economy is, what this shutdown is costing millions of people? “I totally have no idea what you are talking about. I lowered the price of beef and groceries, eggs and milk. I did this.” Yeah, you did this all right, people are starving, airlines can’t handle passengers and are cancelling flights. You don’t’ know? Let’s try this again, you do know, are not above the law, cannot re write the constitution, fire anyone you don’t agree with.

SCOTUS knows, the American people know, we know you know. We know you are aware of what went down at Epstein’s and are using Andrew as your scapegoat. Yes, that we know. We know Diddy knows, ask Martha, she knows. Michael care to weigh in? You know. Playing hide the salami, pretending to be a daft prick or wanker is not going to get you out of this. The world knows that you know.

Now, if you responded I don’t have all the answers now, but will get them for you, that would get you some respect. You didn’t and won’t, you want what you can’t have, you are a pariah, It does not take Nostradamus, or Baba Venga or any other visionary to see what you are. You are not a sheep in wool’s clothing; you are trying to paint yourself the victim. YOU know.

Folks, as you Parce together your thanksgiving feast, perhaps spam, eggs and spam, spam and spam, be thankful that you know. Instead of roasting a turkey, let’s roast the biggest con artist, liar and cheat in office. Humans will get thru this, stronger and wiser, not as quick to buy snake oil, or its empty promises. Why, because we know. “I think she is just a petty, vindictive sheep, and no I don’t know her, but I know she doesn’t know.” Donald, I know.

Yes, folks you read right, I am not talking about cats. Trump and Epstein worked together to procure little girls and teens for dare we say it, Prince Andrew. Ya thought I was going to say Bill, didn’t you? Those pesky files Trump and others don’t want you to read or hear about are coming out. This shut down isn’t about what you were told; it’s a wag the dog to keep records kept by Maxwell and Epstein that directly tie Trump to what the two men called the Kitty aka pussy, patrol. Folks, sheep don’t lie. Our data comes from checked and rechecked sources already making the rounds on U Tube. Join us by going to https://groundnews.com/ihip , Trump and MAGA’s INSANE SCHEME to Keep The Government SHUTDOWN PERMANENTLY?! Trump can try all he wants to distract the public, hide the facts, but it’s also on CNN, MSNBC, BBC, so these lame duck attempts of keeping this quiet, plus his actual moments spent with underage girls, will be his undoing.

Bertha knew he was a letch, watched how he chose females for the Apprentice. Were they YGHWTF, and if you have a brain, you get what sheep are saying here, if not, young girls he wants to $#%k. Bill didn’t like them that young, just stacked. Those kissing his bottom, know Trump has stuff on them and vice versa. Is it any wonder why he is in such a rush to block anyone who can bring this up in court?

Hillary and the Obama’s are prepping for the big event, the popcorn is on standby, the wine and champagne is chilling, Bill is wiping his brow saying thank you Jesus. But humans the fear now is that anytime, we could be facing martial law to block votes, control the media, news, shut down the courts. Puppy has saved up his money for produce and melons for roughing the puppy. This will be better than the Superbowl, sorry guys, but isn’t it what we wanted to see? The people who could come forth will read like a rogue’s gallery of players, literally.

SCOTUS is telling his lawyers, no immunity, no games, BS, lies, turn it all over by tonight or face long, painful, contempt charges. Trump may be facing his water loo. Melanoma already is shaking her head in disgust, suing, trying to silence the facts. Did she know? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. The palace is bracing for what could be a total upset, as if the Harry and William debacle wasn’t enough. The world is watching, laughing at the US. He won’t serve a third term, he will serve a life term in federal prison for rape, and every other charge he is faced with.

Sheep see it this way, nobody goes to such great lengths if they are innocent. Innocent men sing like pigeons. We know its canary’s. They don’t try to rig elections, cheat, lie, jerrymander, if they are innocent. Players only want you when they are playing, isn’t that what Fleetwood Mac once sang. One has either gone into witness protection, or been killed to silence them, along with one of the little girls who did all three men. People asked why jail Ghislane, well to keep her silent, and have another accident to occur.

Maga, your messiah is nothing more than a child molester, liar, cheat. You were lied to, used, all to get him in office to hide from potentially serious charges. It happens. He is no Christian; he used that for your votes. He meets with our enemies while we are supposed to be protecting Japan, Tokyo, which is treason. Until he and all of his cabinet are jailed, nobody is safe. He won’t see a third term so don’t expect one from him. Puppy is so angry he is shaking his squash. Hey, sheep don’t lie, we don’t need to. Donald, you better invest in a chastity belt.

The emperor has no clothes. He is trying to behave like a king, bare assed naked. He cannot change the constitution, declare martial war unless we are at war. Posing ICE agents and KKK as national guards is transparent. Humans are not going to let you bait them. Beating and harming innocent, peaceful protesters is not grounds to declare martial law.

Humans we know those who were rained out are with us boycotting this fraud. You know he is a fraud, we know he is a fraud, those backing him are frauds. We know they are using Paragon and Pegasus to spy on us. Those are acts of desperate men, not men of honor. The signs must go viral, NO KINGS, NO SPYING. It is your right to speak up and out. It does not violate your rights to free speech. It does not threaten the security of the nation or its people. The Patriot Act was designed to silence you, these are designed to identify potential whistle blowers, journalists, politicos who oppose the actions of a con man and his billionaire boyfriends. But that isn’t enough for Trump, he is going after all of us, and yes that means you too Maga.

It’s our turn to spy on him, unearth truths, inconvenient or not. Nobody can silence the truth. That is illegal. He knows it, they know it, we know it too. When all 50 states come together to speak up, out, that is not just free speech, it is a tidal wave nobody can ignore. Shutting down the government to harm the public is not the act of a president. It is the act of a peon. So, your followers in congress and senate who allow this are peonies. Grown men too afraid to speak up to con men, billionaires. Taking bribes for their votes, how pathetic is that. Lisa that is directed at you.

To the military, you know what is right and wrong, sheep do not have to tell you attacking innocent people is wrong. You were not trained to attack peaceful protesters. You do not aim armed missiles at protesters for the purpose of blocking peaceful protests. This is not a terror nation, just a country trying to get by. You give them to Ukraine where they belong. You do not want to deal with the mental image of human flesh shredded in the streets of California. Yes humans, your president et all, planned that during the NO Kings Protests.

Sheep like to laugh when things are funny, but none of this is funny. It is an embarrassment. Going after those who oppose you for crimes you insist, they committed. Well, you are nothing more than a pathetic, naked man, desperate to avoid sharing a cell with Diddy. Trust us, he isn’t too thrilled with that idea either. Come on Donald, we dare you to try to silence us. How will you sell this? I was getting assaulted by a mythical transgender sheep. Ok, and just how did he assault you? Were you caught romping carrots, doing hamsters or rodents. NEXT.

Folks’ sheep are with you today even if weather prevented us from holding NO KINGS protests. We are with you in spirit.

NO KINGS, NO SPYING.

Last night Bertha talked about Paragon and Pegasus. She wanted to give her sources. 479,489 views Sep 9, 2025 #spyware #ICE #trump

Rachel Maddow alerts viewers to reports of a government contract with a spyware company that was banned during the Biden administration that is being reactivated by Donald Trump’s ICE. The company, Paragon Solutions, has offered no comment, nor has ICE, leaving it to the American public to remain vigilant for any overstepping by the Trump administration.   Our next MSNBC Live event is on October 11th in New York City! Buy Tickets Now: msnbc.com/live25 For more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day click here: https://www.msnbc.com/

Bertha likes to make sure you know this didn’t come from left, no pun, field. Its not a joke or conspiracy theories. Folks, this is real. Nobody is going to put it out there like we will. Sheep won’t be silenced, and we do not take well to threats. Bring it Donald, it’s just more material for me to report. If they try to lie about it, say sheep are mad women, we take that as a compliment. We are their worst nightmares: Immigrants, transgendered, sheep. Let them chew on that one. They did not see that one coming.

NO KINGS…NO SPYING

Bertha likes to look at a variety of videos on U Tube. One such video was of Rachel Maddow in which she was discussing a disturbing issue that has chosen to be used by ICE to spy on journalists, humanitarians, anyone deemed to be the enemy. In reality, one company was forced down, but the other back in 2024 returned to be found in your phones. Both android and smart phones.

The old song about Santa “seeing you when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake”, you get the idea. So, it’s no longer a matter of is it happening to all of us, the answer is YES. Both Pegasus and Paragon are programs hidden in your phones that watch everything you do. Bertha is snarfing mad. So much for privacy eh girl, we tried to warn you but were called hysterical sheep. Now truth is stranger than fiction, and for those who say, nah our government wouldn’t do that to us. Maga you are not immune.

Imagine if you are having a steamy conversation with your paramour, your family, friends, colleagues, bosses, banks, all of it. Would you dream that even encrypted notes, texts, emails, phone numbers are private? Most of us would say of course they are, we have no worries.

Hellooo, you should be paranoid at this point. Both Paragon and Pegasus were built to be undetectable. You won’t see it, feel it, notice it, but yes it watches your cameras, videos, even when you are sleeping. It was worldwide, now ICE uses it to snarf out those whom this president deems his enemies. You don’t have to be a journalist, immigrant, potential terrorist, (its original intent and use), ordinary humans male and female, sheep, are all targets, fair game.

Bertha says it is time to go rogue, and if people’s retinas get damaged, it’s their own fault. If they are going to spy on her while she is undressing, or having a steamy romp on video, she is going to flaunt them. She is going to go full frontal and show off her toucas. Don’t say you were not warned. It won’t be pretty, and if she has had to forgo a shave or wax, tan, or plucking, it could be what separates the men from the sheep. Puppy warned too, if you catch him romping carrots, or squash, a melon, it’s on.

So ya might want to warn junior not to use the vacuum, or bleach bottle to get his ya ya’s. It could end up on Tik Tock or be held forever to be brought back out for blackmail. That goes for anyone horny, alone, and in need of a good, well you get it. Bring on the hamsters and toys, its show time. Ya thought we were done with the Diddy jokes, we are just getting started. Don’t worry guys, those whom he played house with are off limits. Yeah, we can feel the sighs of relief a mile away. Humans, sheep have no reasons to lie. Eric Snowden tried to warn you, and you called him enema of the state. Was he lying, NO.

As far out and crazy as this sounds, do you really want to take a chance? NO, we are not trying to say this to control your behaviors. Far from it. We just want you to pick and choose what you want discovered. ICE and Trump are pulling out every form of nazi tactics they can. They will pick those people or groups whom they want shut down, locked up and put away for free speech. If you are talking while in the loo, and are sending files, or photos, it’s not private. It is as bad as putting a tracking device where hamsters fear to tread.

Bertha has not been nipping at the sherry, nor tequila, nor any other form of alcohol or medications. These are cold, hard, facts the Trump groups don’t want you to know about, and hello, some are coming out of you guessed it, Israel. Ya thought Russia had a hard on to spy on us. Bertha knows when this comes out, she will be getting a knock on the door. That is when she goes full frontal, in drag, and sports the fake tat of a Maga sheep. Stop breaking wind, she is not Maga.

For those who still think it’s not possible, look up Paragon and Pegasus. Sheep guarantee you might get flagged as they don’t want you to discover their dirty secrets. Sheep don’t lie. We do our due diligence. We research everything, and if we think you need to know we tell you. BBC, The Guardian, MSNBC, all have researched this, and shown it on various programs. 60 Minutes did a show on this a while back. We are not inhaling.

You won’t see it if you pull your phone apart, can’t detect it, it’s done via the towers that send the signals. Nobody is immune folks, seriously. No party is immune. Sheep think it’s time for a full moon uprising. No kings, NO spying.