Category: political satire

Ever since Trump came into office we have been surrounded by some of the most unfit, incompetent, totally ill trained members of the Barbie World. Spank Me Barbie has taken over Homeland Security, didn’t know what Habeus Corpus is, gave a blank stare and offered a nonsense response. There was her sister, Blonde Ambition Barbie who legally chooses to ignore the law, protecting POTUS and his antics, we have her little sister, pinch me Barbie who sits in Congress and then the grand doyenne, Loudmouth Barbie who fawns over I’ll screw anything once no matter the age, Matt Getz Ken wanna be. Sheep ask you did we leave anyone out? Right the hot shot space lothario, Elon Musk who has caused a total Eaton Mess of the Government. Truthfully if you throw in spotted Dick you would have a complete set. There are the show ponies, the fancy sports cars, Insider trading events, and let’s not forget the stripper barbies who became First Ladies.

Bertha is not off her meds nor on them. She is stating the obvious that the oblivious seem to continue to ignore. The grand emperor who thinks he is king, but comes off like queen for the day, ignores that he has given pardons to those who committed acts against the members of the house and senate, drug dealers who are some of the most lethal of families in Mexico, Putin who he refuses to dare go against. Tell us, was it the photos he has of you on the horse? Sheep could make a comment but use your imagination. Melanoma says you don’t want to know. The horse says it can’t talk it’s under a gag order. We bet it is. One word and it’s off to the glue factory. The goat knows about that all too well. It took off, is living somewhere in Bolivia under a false name. It has no plans to go duck hunting with Dick. George said nope don’t know the goat, never heard of him.

The country wants its leaders back, it wants its half assed, horrible jobs they went to that they knew would lead to bankruptcy. It wasn’t great, it was hell, but at least they were there. They want their Snap benefits and ability to obtain housing. They had leaders who didn’t piss the world off, insult former presidents and world leaders who have the ability to pop a nuke and have a tea party. They didn’t have two live crew and Sean Combs playing house with the White House staff.

Do we need to know that people without a gun pointed at their heads elected an imbecile to lead us. No. but we did. You had a choice to bring in common sense and clarity, peace and serenity to the world, and hired the Barnum and Baily Circus complete with flying monkeys, clowns and let’s not forget the ringleader. Oh Bertha is feeling much better now. Tu Pac is saying he tried to warn y’all but you would not listen. Yep, even old Satan himself is looking at you all and wants to slap you.

You all did not just elect corruption; you invited all of its twisted sisters to partake in robbing you blind. There are no whoops, no I was on cold medicine and wasn’t thinking straight, you let Hitler and his minions out of their cages and run riot over the human race.

But you do have a chance to regain your footing. It’s called let’s make a deal. Bring all of the foreign leaders to the table and see what they will trade just to get rid of Trump. The countries are at the table, and there is a voodoo doll up for grabs. Zelinski is making a play for the voodoo doll. Oh, Putin intercedes. There is a cry of foul, Putin is forced to return the Voodoo doll to the table. China is willing to copy the tariffs and sell them for half price to the highest bidders. Kim Jong Un says no, he wants the nukes Iran has but won’t pay for them. Britain says it will support Canada, but they must take in Americans that didn’t vote for Trump. Canada is debating it; it could be good for their economy. Europe calls an audible, they won’t take in filthy Americans and support the crown if Britain does this. OK who gave Donny boy, and his son hammers while visiting the Pieta? That was not part of an amusement park. We just can’t take them anywhere without them destroying something. The new Pope is weighing in, he seconds that, and the bidding continues. Did anyone bother to tell Vance that eye liner is not allowed in the Vatican?

This bickering back and forth goes on until someone decides nobody wants Trump. Humans are stuck with him. They all get to poke the voodoo doll until it falls apart. Nobody offered jail time, or to lock him up with his worst nightmare; a gay, black, trans, shemale. Putin does not count. He is asking for the photos. When you have that many people saying Hell NO to Trump or his family something is wrong. When people like Elon Musk turns on him after doing the dirty work of Putin, something is very right. When you see that grand team of Biden and Obama back in office and getting you all back on track, it’s a wet dream come true. Folks how much worse could it be?

You have two reliable, bright, honest, males who work well together, that the world respects, wants back. Kamala, nothing personal dear, but unless you grow two pair, and walk like Biden and speak like Obama with echos of Biden in the background, No. Kamala we love you, but right now we need batman and robin, and Alfred and the bat mobile. We need Pete and Bernie, AOC, Bruce and Taylor, Robert D’ Niro and Slim Shady. We want guys like Comey, Liz, Hillary, Pete, Zelinsky, an “A” team that can get us extra innings, home runs and take out the enema. It won’t be with bullets or guns, dementia once declared is enough. But it will take courage and guts to go against the grain. People willing to put in the pain. You can’t silence the masses like Diddy tried, all that does is stir anger inside. The clock is ticking, no dissing, it’s time to shit or get out of the loo. The world is watching, two live crew, we thank you.

Ok so sheep can’t rap. but we can tell you if you don’t get him out, the world will suffer, no buffer, dammit doggy stop with the rapping. Puppy has been listening to Slim Shady, Snoop and the gang. But he is right, no buffer and we all suffer.

Bertha is snarfing mad. She is watching a mad man shutting down the rights and civil liberties of humans. This is not only illegal and violates the constitution, rights and civil liberties, but when used to silence the masses, it violates the oath of office. It is an abuse of power; it is a means to bypass the rules of law.

Humans have a right to free speech, you have free will to think, speak, listen to, read, follow, live and breathe as you so choose. So long as it does not incite riots, violence, harm or kill innocent people, violate their ability to obtain and seek medical care, (regardless of opinions of others). You cannot be abused, harmed, killed for choice, DNA, disability, age, size, color, religion. Do not let anyone tell you your rights are not your own. Attacking those who speak up, out, who dare uncover inconvenient truths, some don’t like or want exposed. You may not be silenced, jailed, sent off to internment camps to behave, taught a lesson, abused or killed. This is not a lie, this is cold, hard, fact. It is the truth.

Internment camps have been around for years, once called black houses, in the Cheney days, much like the Patriot Act, also was used silence the masses. Humans, sheep have taken the stand to make sure your rights and civil liberties are upheld. Unlike those willing to be lied to and treated as cult followers, sheep are independent. We don’t tolerate inhuman violations of your rights or civil liberties. We won’t stand for musicians, writers, journalists, other political figures here or abroad to be threatened. We are not afraid to be seen or heard, question everything.

We are not here to incite riots, or violence. We do not condone acts of violence against others, including POTUS. Instead, we will challenge them in the media, demanding rules of law be upheld and that includes following those rules to protect the rights and civil liberties for all people. We will uncover inconvenient truths and expose them, and if you have nothing to hide, there are no laws broken. Those with much to hide, trying to avoid federal jail time, won’t like it, try to silence us, Bring it Donald.

We the sheep, people, stand hand in hand side by side, with our voices loud, proud, refusing to kowtow to your illegal, unethical, amoral, attempts to silence the masses. No amount of yelling over us or trying to lie, create stupid lies, attack us for what we may or may not be. For the record, sheep love men. We won’t wear the duct tape on our mouths, cleanse our music or literature, burn books, or turn in those who are here legally. We uphold the rules of law, civil rights, of all people. We are speaking out and up about the lack of due process for those held for maybe being seen as undocumented.

You cannot silence the masses, and you will not silence us. Bruce, Taylor, those in the rap community, I see and hear you. Hillary, Mr. Comey, Pence, General Milley, I see you and hear you. College universities and students, sheep see you and hear you. We support you. We stand with you, the Ukraine, those who were grotesquely attacked, I see you and hear you.

We do not elect kings, allow for anyone person to rule the public with illegal and amoral acts. We elect those who are honorable and follow the rules of law, uphold the constitution, rights and civil liberties for all, not just a few. We do not accept bribes from anyone who could expect us to accept horrific acts against us or others. We do not tolerate the personal attacks of those suffering from inhuman illness or disabilities. We don’t steal from children suffering from cancer, block them from obtaining food at schools, books that open their minds to all things possible for the future. We do not silence people like AOC and Bernie who are also acting as your voices, waking you up to the hard truths happening in front of us.

Donald, we are putting you on notice, we are watching you, will out your actions, legally, ethically, morally. You have a choice, step down, or face impeachment. There is no try. No more excuses, threats, you won’t put us in jail. We are not breaking laws, we are using free speech for all to be seen and heard. Your attempt at silencing the masses is neither legal nor original. Others before you tried and failed.

Getting rid of judges who can put you in jail won’t keep you out of jail, it will only add further reason to charge you with felonies designed to mask, hide, remove those who can and will testify against you. Trying to hide theft from other’s social security or other financial programs they have paid in to, cannot be justified. Just like you cannot steal a jet from Qutar and expect to hide it in your library for later. This isn’t a tin of caviar from Putin.

Those black houses we know all about the ones in the US and their locations, really, Montana, Utah, the Dakotas, you didn’t think sheep would research this? Sheep have known about them for years, but nobody believed us, and now you have them over there as well. Bertha does not do duct tape, she does not behave or remain silent, she will never stop doing research.

Just like they tried to silence Julien years ago, you are trying to do this to the masses. The masses have voices and rights. We are not going to hide in a tower out of fear of reprisals if we speak out or up. Hell No. You are hearing it from musicians, politicos, generals, former VP’s whom you wanted executed on Jan.6. Anyone you dislike or who disagrees with you. Either you are still in Depends or never grasped the notion of free speech.

It’s simple, you cannot screw the public. You are not a dictator. You are in the wrong country for that. Your minions are brainwashed; we are not. Those aiding and abetting you can also go to jail. Your dementia blocks your ability to see right from wrong, but we see it clearly. You are unfit for office. Resign or face impeachment. There is no try.